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Hardebaryor:
Ahhh....the two hours wey me dey use to read...oga oo

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I actually pity this generation. I don't think it is your fault. In our time, there was no smart phone and no computer. There was nothing to distract us. No social media, no phone. Just only you and yourself. No TV sef. At least till 5pm when NTA would start with Voltron. After that, nothing interesting to watch again.

We could read, 4, 5, 6hrs without distractions.
I can bet you are the type that checks his phone every 10mins. Always buying credit, always replying WhatsApp.

What you need is to ditch the phone and face the book you are reading. I know it is not easy. But start now before that phone overpowers you and becomes your master.

Josh44s:
Am already feeling dizzy with strong headache reading this post.

Reading off smartphone screen is not the best way to read. It can give headaches.
Paper is always best.

kamsibabylove:
i dont think it works on some men coz i cheated on my bf 3 times and he forgave me now we have a daughter and wil be getting married in oct.

... Will Be....

Aunty Cheat-cheat, marry first. Biko
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Adefemiaderoju1:
Stupid question

Stupid answer.

It's important to balance your books well and pay yourself a salary. That's how you will know if your business is OK or just waste of time.
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Treat yourself like a staff as well. In case you are tired and wish to handover daily duties to another person at least you will know exactly how much salary to pay such a person and you will know that you how viable (how long) you can keep paying that amount.

So even the agriculture they said will bring jobs to Nigeria...already future plans to wipe out even those jobs are already on ground. ..
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Look, I just going to eat beans this afternoon and sleep. Nobody should wake me till 5pm.

Unfortunately this is the mind of the current youth.
I must get degree or else I will die.
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Please goat, chicken and all animals have been surviving on this earth with only their inbuilt common sense.
When last did a chicken ask you to take it to hospital to do C-section before laying its egg? What of monkey? Lion nko? Do these animals ask you for anything to survive?
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Why is your life tied to degree?

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ifrosh:
Lets atleast applaud this man,some wont even look there.

Have you applauded the 10,000 people who did wonders today AND did not snap any picture of themselves doing the wonders?

Nonsense.

Endison:
Though the system has been bastardized by many rotten eggs and fake attention seekers, but Not every act by politicians can be assumed to be campaign method.
He's not the governor of the state, hence you dont expect him to undertake a project of that nature.
Methinks, he is only trying to help.

My take

Person cannot help quietly again?
You claim to be helping and yet, your picture ends up on front page of social media, with all your title, certificate and qualification? The holiest, humblest and most helpful man on the face of the earth.

Be careful of performing your good works before men.

Donopsiano:
When i saw his big head, i was very sure it was full of devilish and stupid ideas...

Is it not the same head he had since? Didn't they see the head when the were calling him pastor?
Should the head size not be checked first before ordaining someone as pastor?

If he ordained himself as pastor, then he is a f***ker. Nobody ordains themselves.
If a body ordained him, then blame the body for stupidity.

They say hindsight is 20/20 (When you look at the past, you see 100% clearly), but foresight is blurred.
Why not use experience of the past to guide your future? And stop repeating the same gaddem mistakes over and over AND OVER?

Appetizer:
OP stop calling this man a pastor.
he's a freaking rapist!!

So who is a pastor and who is not a pastor?
You call everybody Pastor. When they commit a crime, you say they are not pastor.

Is every one supposed to commit a crime first before you will know who is a pastor and who is not?
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You have given the title "Pastor" lightly to just anybody carrying Bible.
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There ought to be some rigorous process/study/prayer a person goes through before being "ordained" a pastor.
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Plus... Wife/girlfriend does not go with such a position. The person should know he is 100% percent for Christ and stop F***ing around with women or ANY form of sex.

Memories12411:
MEN

WOMEN!

kingzjay:
God will still be God!

Government now meddling in the affairs of the church. Or was the church a government owned church?

Sheybe the people are under government? Shey they are Nigerians? And the church is located in Nigeria? And the Church killed the people.
That church should answer the government.

Bifrost:
But I thought the UK has relaxed it's laws with international students beginning this January with opportunities to stay back after graduation?

That's how Nigerians think.
"I thought, I thought".
Meanwhile Oyibos are ever ready to collect all the money you have. Sell your father's village and use the money for UK fees. They won't still give you job.

Everything the OP said EXACTLY happened me. UK MSc degree. No job there.
Returned to Nigeria looking for job up and down.

UnchangeableGod:
You are so right sir. How I wish many of our leaders will be humble enough to publicly admit their errors like this.

After admitting your errors publicly, please be prepared to face the consequence of the errors you have propagated publicly as well.

In the Bible, Jesus says, "if any one of you causes of these little ones to sin, it is better he have a mill stone (granite rock for grinding pepper) tied around his neck and then be thrown into the ocean (the stone will drag him down the water and die there), for I tell you, their Angels (guardian Angel of little children) are always before God (closest to God among all others).
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To commit error is easy.
To pay back for The error you commuted is hard.

HeyCorleone:
That is why the white race would always be superior. They have this sense of dignity and shame that is quite alien to this clime.

This is a mere school security officer resigning for failure to perform his duties. That can never happen here. Even a police man can't try it. Resign? His premise would be "I no come this world come die". And it's quite sad. .

So many reasons to be ashamed of this country. Anyone who tells you they are proud is lying or insane.

So in your mind, you have accepted that you are inferior to another human being?
Have you ever sat down with yourself?

whizbee:
Everything must be taxed in Lagos... Ayam not understand

So far people continue to remain in Lagos, invest and build. The state will tax the hell out of you. They must chop their share from whatever is giving you money to remain in Lagos.

Charmerbeautylooks:
U must b very stupid. What if she is ur sister?

I think what the guy is trying to say is... It is complete nonsense for either Husband or Wife to claim custody of the child alone.
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Couples should stop thinking about custody, settle their differences and live together.
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One parent having custody over the other paret does not help the child.
The child will grow up bitter and murder either one or both parents. That child can never be normal again.
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The child must find out the truth of the story. Bitterness will remain in his heart throughout his life.

jodavid:
No joy.!

Obituary: The death has been announced of a snake.
It was bitten by a man.
...It is survived by children snake, and grand children snake still inside egg.
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Cremation will be done by the man.

There's nothing wrong with the man.
He gave the snake what the snake deserves.
Let other snakes learn from this.

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I the man read NL website he will know what next to do with that snake.

Pretty lady leaves suicide note.
If it was Ugly lady nko?
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Somebody caused wahala for you, and you went and killed yourself... Do you have sense?
The person that cause the wahala nko? He will continue eating meatpie while you have dead-died? You can't even guarantee that you will enter heaven?
If you don't enter heaven nko? You will commit another suicide?
Did you not hear Thou shalt not kill? Including yourself?
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To those alive, abeg is not by force o.

Unitedabby:
i'm a Christian but not a hypocritical one.Agreed the house of God shouldn't be poor but question is how many needy have we reached out to as a way of emulating Christ?!

Check out your church.

You heard of Missionary schools here in Nigeria abi? The school fees was cheep. Who built the schools and paid the teachers? Was money from your current Church?

These came from overseas. Members over there donated these monies for charity in "poor African countries".

Which members were these? What church was this?
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Does your current church do anything for anyone?
Ask and find out. God will guide you along the way for the rest.

Sapiosexuality:
You are still making my point. There are foolish youths and foolish elders. There are both smart youths and smart elders. A youth is not the solution to our problems. The solution to our problem are people with sense and strong will to execute goodness.

Mandela was a youth. He was correct. The whites in South Africa were treating the blacks badly. But one cannot expect that hence ALL the blacks should kill off ALL the whites.
Thou shalt not kill
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He spent 27 years in prison. Arrested for violence. But all the Whites knew he was correct.
But in 27years, he worked out a plan of how the blacks could get along with the Whites without violence.
He was president. He had a vision for his people. I hope that Ramaphosa and other Black presidents have a plan otherwise the whites will rule again and restore arpetheid.
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Currently our youth have no plan for Nigeria except to eat meat and wear shoes.
That's why we keep having elderly corrupt politiciana ruining the system more.

bionixs:
but runs on bazaar ,compulsory levies ,dues collected from the families of indebted dead members before they are buried. Bishop,read your bible and not bulletin

His can't be ironed out here on NL. But here goes.
In Europe as you know, people don't dwell.much on village wealth. A rich person when they die, Wills all his wealth to whom ever he wishes. There's no "First Son" claiming property by right. So many wealthy persons quietly Will their property to the Church. The church quietly uses the wealth as required, ether for Charity, Missionary Schools (which we enjoyed here in Nigeria), or to build the church structure (all the church buildings are quite large and well built).
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In Nigeria Obi and an Ada must collect their father's property when he dies by right. Uncle Odunga will collect his late brother's house, car and wife.
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The church isn't seeing any money. Hence the need to start he Bazzaar of a thing to make money for the church. It all started well. But has now been bastadised by Nigerians.
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If you believe that God is your father, what do you think about his church? How do you treat your fathers house? Unless you are quarrelling with your earthly father, I guess you know what to do.
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However do not let your left hand know what your right hand is doing. Do it quietly between you and God. So that your father who sees you in secret, rewards you in secret.

masseratti:
Hmmm,well said Bishop, but still the Vatican is one of the richest entities of all time,both in power and wealth.

The Vatican is not the Priest, Bishop, Cardinal or Pope.
Each of these persons will come and go and can be changed at any time. They do not have any personal wealth, no wife, no car, no house in any village. Their only goal is heaven.
"What does it profit a man to gain the world (all the money) and lose his soul (not enter heaven)?"

"If your right eye causes you to sin, cut it off...It is better to enter heaven with one eye than keep two eyes (good looking fine boy for show) and fall inside hell fire".

Personal wealth has caused many to sin.

Whatever money is in the Vatican was put there by people of faith. They did all quietly without boasting or making any noise about it. It serves the common good of the church.

eleojo23:
And Marvel is smiling to the bank...

That is exactly what one wants.
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Imagine yourself writing/directing your own movie. And people will pay serious money to come and watch it AND all of them will be happy again. Snapping pictures and pasting all over social media because of the happiness that YOUR film gave them.

Win-win.

jossytech:
my ignition key can pull out of driving mode i can remove it, seem worn out, what is solution to this, (99 camry)

Since 1999? You are driving 19th century car.
Ah? And you are asking for solution?
Do you want to win oldest car award?
We are in 2018 O!

douchesnozzle:
For me nothing happened. My keys fell off several times when negotiating a port hole or a speed bump. The car still moves and steering isn't locked. Honda Accord 2004

Na kpagala car na.
When a car has reached kpangala stage,
When your carpark is at mechanic workshop...
Key will be commoting from ignition while the car is in motion...
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The question is a bad question that was asked to find out people that have jagbajantis cars.
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Were you expecting Bugatti owners to answer this question?

Nigerians do yahoo-yahoo because of all these reasons and you are correct.
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Are you aware that ALL Computer SECURITY updates that Microsoft is making is designed to counteract all the attempts OYIBO people have been making hack into windows computers being run by banks, and home owners to steal financial information from the masses?

Are you aware that all the computer Viruses that exists AT ALL are created by Oyibos trying to hack into each others PCs especially Bank PCs?

We and them who do am pass?
But I do not subscribe to any. All is bad. We are all the ones making life difficult for each other.

As Bad as Zuma may be, he is the man for the Job.
South Africa is not Nigeria. In Nigeria, the Whites (British), left us and went back to UK. In South Africa, the Whites (Dutch) did not leave. They remained in power and created Arpathied where they just disfavour blacks in EVERY sector.
Mandela was the first to stop this bull shit. next comes Thabo Mbeki, then Zuma. .
The trend is now, Black, black, black....
You thick the whites have disappeared? They are still there. Next thing now, they will shout injustice/racism, then put their man. Then start Arpathied all over again.
If you as a black man want to lead South Africa you better offer them more than just black skin colour. Otherwise Whites and blacks will justifiably push you out and one white dude will take power again.
Once again now, they've put another black man in power. Does he have anything to offer? Or just black skin? No just make them vex O.