₦airaland Forum

Starboytwo:
Thank God na inside estate Dem born and bread me.

Wonderful.
Now, leave your parents house and go and rent your own house in estate. Banana Island in Ikoyi is very good and decent.
Otherwise, you end up in face-me apartment like OP..

So what do you do with it?
Look at lion?

This is why i hate filling out forms an data in this country.
You're just writing and agreeing to what you don't know.
Tomorrow, the establishment will say, "we don't know you. You filled the wrong data, You didn't this and that"
No accountability for anything.

niggadee:
mumu guy it’s traditionally thing back then

The mark was forced on the baby and not the adult.
You as an adult will not like anybody to tie your hands and use knife to mark your face.

I don dey find this place tire.

https:///maps/18gDdxNtJ7HTGV4q9

niggadee:
shut the fck up there’s nothing wrong with tribe mark

Go and give tribal mark to dog in America and those PETA people will arrest you for animal cruelty.
Talk less of doing it to a baby.
The mark was forced on this guys face when he was a baby and not when he wan adult with reasoning.

Ghostmode2two:
Baba I have a very sharp cutlass at home and always by bed side 24/7. Any crayfish movement is a suspect.

What if I attack you with a petrol bomb? Petrol on fire inside glass bottle?
Or a simple bow and arrow? How will your cutlass help?
Well, we are really defenceless in southern Nigeria.

fastseo:
Science has no answer to spiritual phenomenon.
People might say its you or your finger lol.
My bro I have woken up and see blood on my entire room.not once not twice..
There are two forces >> light and darkness.
The only thing here is to wake up at 12 am and pray like an hour. Make sure you surrender your life to Jesus completely .
Do this continuously.
And each time you see the mark pray and cancel whatever meaning it has on you with the precious blood of jesus. It has a meaning

The lady is sleep walking.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_-WjWT4A5rk


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WR7teEjB_YU

OgbanjeProphet:
Op, calm down. And have no fear
Those are self inflicted finger nails attacks.
Cut your fingers nails short and you shall be free.
No go blame any village people for this.

OP is sleep walking or some similar thing.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ly0wV4H8Dtc


(Jim Carrey Grinch is the best! )

saajus:
See what Buhari has reduced the Great Yoruba Kingdom to.

What's so great about the kingdom?
One or two slaps here and there and the whole kingdom is scattered.
Doesn't the kingdom have any army to defend itself?

Only one man, Buhari, will just finish and whole so-called Great Kingdom like that?
I'm just asking O. I'm not praising Buhari for anything.
That means the kingdom is NOT great na!?

Ghostmode2two:
If this is true then its very bad. What a country and government

Do you personally have any weapon right now?
If say, I come to attack you this very instant, do you have anything you can use to fight back or you will first flee from your home?
Do you have even catapult?

yesloaded:
Bolt drivers are becoming aggressive these days due to maltreatment from management of bolt. These drivers now transfer the aggression unto passengers.

Personally I do pay above my fare ever since I started using bolt not because am financially ok but to at least complement their earnings for the day

I had some cancelled trip from bolt driver but these driver ended up reporting on the app that I didn't show up whereas they didn't come, I posted it on bolt but what I got as reply really surprised me as drivers started saying bolt is not treating them fairly & they have no option than to transfer the anger unto passenger, this makes me stop using ehailing services for good, any day and not going out with my car I rather take commercial bus

My submission;

✓ Bolt should be fair with drivers because their business can't survive without these drivers


✓ Drivers should lodge all their complaint to bolt & stop transferring their anger to passengers instead they should present their case to management of bolts

✓ Passengers should also take it easy with drivers, both would have avert this occurrence if passenger decided to part with 200naira. Driver has every right to collect full payment for all trip even if he take wrong route (as mentioned in the text) although driving in hold up is of no profit for drivers so I doubt any driver will do such (iight be wrong tho)

May God bless you for UNDERSTANDING that the bolt drivers are facing difficulties and have to FORCE themselves to still be cheerful when carrying you.
Some stupid people never want to understand this.

femifemi1:
Common sense isn't common in Naija again.
Most people have zero skill in dispute resolution, there's no way you would approach a driver decently over just N200 and he descend so low to push you.

Only God knows what she would has spoof out at that driver.

Drivers don't determine price & final price fluctuates. But can't she even encourage the driver by even giving N1,500. Well, most of those guys are not your driver, Na as the economy be turn Nicholas to baba bolt

God help Nigeria.

I used to give "lift" to people before on my way to work and back. People generally understood and paid same money they pay for bus. N200, N300..
That kind small change.
One day I carried 4 people. 3 men, one lady and we were in traffic, all that kind of stop-go traffic.
Me I was tired and upset. The guys already understood and were just chilling and looking. I was using AC to avoid smoke and fumes from other vehicles.
Na im, the girl come dey make noise.... mtchew.... mtchew.... mtchew....
Can you imagine?
I'm the one stressing and doing the driving, then you are the only one in the car complaining. And I had covered like 75% of the journey and not even collected the miserable N200 O!
I just parked the car at the next bus stop and told the girl, to get F*** out my car. She can enter any other fine car that is faster than my own.
Girl come shock. She no wan open door.
I got out, went to her side, opened the door and told her to get the f*** out my car with her f***ing N200 before I descend on her.
Na im she carry herself go.
The remaining guys were just chill.
We continued our journey went our separate ways.
Ladies can really irritate car owners. Don't ever enter somebody's car and be forming big.

xtervaganza:
Due to my own experience with women, I take their son stories with a pinch of salt.

Until I hear from the guy I'll hold my judgement

There's nothing to hear from the guy. He has collected the N1100 and hammered her some beatings.
He will go on and carry another passenger who will pay him.
Things are hard.
If you don't have money, don't use Bolt.
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The last time I wanted to form flexing, I just used Bolt for 1/2 of the journey. Stopped at one random useless place, paid the driver complete and entered bus from there to my house.
Nobody died!

RRodwave:
Ok na this kin driver deserve serious beating

Go and find him na!?
People carry phone and be forming big. Enter bus, you won't enter.
Now because of N1000 journey, you come and be cutting hand again!
Abeg pay the extra N200.
Next time carry more money with you since you want to form big by entering Bolt AC car.

On a typical dirty day, I trek on the road! And NOBODY has worried me for trekking.
The day I have money, I enter Bolt and the Driver doesn't know I can trek. I pay complete and go my way.

Gkemz:
Not surprised.. South African men are violent.

It is their violence that gave them their independence.
Nigerian youth are very docile. Hence we remain under the impunity of terrible leaders.

Freestainworld:
These south African guys are so hopeless like the man in Aso Rock, love their women, they won't, marry them, they won't, when foreigners do, they cry, wail, now somebody is dead for nothing.

They don't have jobs na.

wink2015:
CAKES AND BISCUIT BAKED with hard drugs injected inside of it.

There is no bad things that this drug syndicate does not know !

In the olden days, Coca Cola used to put cocaine inside Coke.....

Queenlovely:
Where there is no demand there will be no supply.

The number of drug abusers in the country has risen because of frustration. both old and young want to forget about the country's problem and how it affect them and drug is their refuge.


both rich and poor abuse drugs now, frustration everywhere

We thought we could create an economy by just importing finished products and ignoring the use of people to run industries.
There are no industries for the people to work in.
The people are jobless and aimless and they must survive.
Hence all this nonsense going on.

Well, I judge the quality of any building by the quality of the Toilet.
Let us see the toilet.
Is it clean or not?
What good is a building if the toilet is stinking?

Simplyleo:
Pls my pipu, can we start deveroping our homes and reave ragos arone?

Well, typically development is done by the government.
The essentials needed are boreholes and piped born water, access roads, Security, Electricity, food.
Then either an individual or government can setup a factory producing or refining some product. This creates jobs for the people and other smaller supporting industries.
Only when this is done can people stay in their villages or exit the cities

Kizzyoroomo:
Say no to drug my 2 cents

Live a clean and decent life so you can have the power to say NO to drugs.
I did a lot of office PC/desk work..sitting down from morning till night plus sitting inside traffic jam 5 hrs a day. A lot of sitting.
And with time, aches and pains developed all over.
Went for medicals and physiotherapy. X-rays etc.
Doctor recommended painkillers and other tablets
Doctor recommended Tramadol as all the other painkillers were not strong enough..
I started taking the tramadol and it was very relieving.
Then on the news I began to hear bad news about tramadol and addiction.
So I just stopped fast before i get stuck.
Doctor had already warned me that it could get addictive and I should try to change my activities.

Well due to Covid 19 and working from home, I can now move and exercise more frequently instead of sitting in Traffic and sitting in office, morning to night 5 days a week.

Well, that's why it's good for everyone to study history.

UK was 100% developed when they colonised. Nigeria.
They came here and developed some GRAs and then left us with independence.
Our leaders in various GRAs didn't know they were supposed to develop everywhere, all the towns and villages..
So the GRA people were doing guy for the village people.
Today, many have gone to school and are a bit educated. Everybody now wants development for their neglected towns and villages.
All city facilities are overwhelmed.

Kaduna to Lagos as a kid.
Brother taught me all parts of airplane so I sat at the window and entertained the other passengers with my knowledge of:
flaps and ailerons.
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Lagos to Owerri as a young adult. I sat at the window again.
In fact, other seats are useless. Plane should only have window seat. If you're afraid to look down, go away. Don't fly.

sonofthunder:
Another awesome and eye opening write up from you brother..... I always Learn from your articles.


When are you going to make a writeup on how freelancers should charge for job done? Especially those that charge ridiculously low amounts for web designs and mobile apps that make you wonder what the project will achieve.

So we that learnt how to program "hello world" in c++, we should not do again?
Abi what are you saying?
You better take my CV O. That stuff was not easy.
Somebody be checking whether it's >>cin or <<cout he should write, night and day.

Shedrack777:
don't just arrest her, rather give her a job to be doing to make ends meet

As a kid, I lived in very rural part of this Nigeria where my parents worked.
Very often we'd hear news of some guy who was arrested for a crime and will tell the court that he prefers to stay in prison.
... because they will give him food in the prison.
Instead of suffering no job in freedom.

GogetterMD:
If you cannot steal, you do not have any business in government work if your aim is for a high paying job.
Just build yourself and your profile for the private sector jeje

There's 2 kinds of people in Nigeria.
Those who work with the Government and those who work against the government.
Unfortunately, those who work with the government are insulted and humiliated by THE GOVERNMENT itself.
But does that mean they shouldn't work for the government again?
My parents worked for the federal government.
And exactly what you said, is what happened in their office.
They will order for Typewriters and other office and school equipment from the head office of Government. The staff will do their duty to steal the equipment.
I'm sorry, but my dad sacked all and sent away all those who engaged in stealing and cheating.
Today, he lives in his house collecting his pension with clear conscience.
He may not have liked how Buhari and other presidents messed up the country, but he's sha chilling with 100% clear conscience in his house.
All his mates or juniours who cheated and stole, are dead or waiting to die. They have nothing to show for the miserable equipment they stole.

100trillion:
I gat your point but I've a special hatred for motivational speakers.

Heavy is the head - remember - don't sit behind ur keyboard nd try to "motivate" me with funny lines..... I alone know where the shoes hurt, and I'm the one going through this shit nd not you, don't think I got this job by "mere luck", I went through a-whole-fvcking-lot and I don't regret wasting my time on this job.....enough said bruv

After listening to 100's of hours of motivational speech and seminars, the only thing I ever learnt from motivational speakers was that I had to pick up books and read/study to improve at my work place.

Reading of book was my original Number ONE problem before and nobody is helping me to read the book!
So they didn't help me AT ALL.

snipesdam:
Where are the machines or humans doing the job? Na office we come see

Company secret na!

bizme:
Not really. She would make a good jailbird.... That is sexual harassment on the first day of work. If it's a guy who did this you are not likely to praise him for being a good marketer.

Exactly

oluwaahmed:
This one wan trend. Na all this kind mumu tins dey make front page

mumu's are taking over the airwaves.