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direct translation... me thinks...

shit shiti bebi hawayuuu shame

and me... buuuuuuhaaaahahahaha , yiiiiiii , yiiii , yiiii

cry don start be dat

mutter:
No i have to write this.
She looks really mean and the young man looks so gentle and kind.

second pic...
guy be like... I'm so in love... girl be like... you neva see anything mumu...

Hmmmn. You better go and buy karma sutra and start practicing all the styles there oh. Don't come back later to start crying crocodile tears for us oh.

What happuned broda. Abeg give us d break down lets know how to help you




#untospecialaprokothings

Encore please...

Nice one... keep it up

Toks2008:
Lets face it, the OP may not spell it out. I guess he is just like me, responsible,decent and careful else he wont be asking for advice.

I don't know the OP but im very sure he must be very matured for marriage but maybe the right lady is not just forthcoming or he is probably still hustling his way to millions and as a man he can not continue to stay like that so he is actually considering taken a maid with a salient taught of easing off sexually and i really don't blame him even if i am not in support.

Nevertheless he can go ahead if he is compeled to because maids make good homes too,remember as i wrote, they are simply victims of circumstance and if not for the fact that whites slept with black maids or slaves,we wont have African americans.

No one is interested in wasting time woing one ini edo or breaking protocols to see one Genevieve when we have sweet young ladies who are hotter than kIM K and also great home makers too.

Let me share a funny story that opened my eyes to the fcat that some of these maids are damn hot and i had asked for forgiveness over the silly act.

There was a time during my separation with my wife that a lay friend had to travel out and asked her maid to come spend 3 weeks just to help me out as per home-keeping.

Trust me friends, i have never seen a boobs so full,firm and fresh and so available without the stress of buying recharge cards,driving down to woo and overspending at a fast food restaurants. Let me stop here but believe me,some of these maids are more than what we think.

Omagaooooo!!!

Are you trying to say that you support op in summary? I put it to op that he is looking for cheap disguised sex. Since he doesn't want my fisrst advice, then he should take my second one. Make sure she has these criterias. Tall, beautiful, a graduate. Your house should also be her part time job. Thank you...

Why not get a middle aged ot old mama about 50 to 60 years. Who needs the money and will not give you headache

Olisa!!!


Na cake be dis?

[quote author=SkinnyDude post=29560011]what wil u do with it? tell me any business idea you have.[/quote


And you think Alakija became the richest black woman by sharing her business ideas with every tom dick n harry ee kwa

wheesin:
wats nairaland ??....i will be too busy buying the website and negotiating with seun to be my house boy

protegesol:
I'll show you na.
Just send a PM.


Meanwhile hope u're fair in complexion.

Gotta love my Ibo sisters...dem no dey dull.

Not at all... i'm as black as amala dudu

protegesol:
Baby I've got a BLACK CARD.

Know what that means?

With me, you can afford to buy anything you want anytime...the possibilities are endless.
Luxury holidays et al.

Trust me on this...my hustle pay.

Oga
Bebi nor be problem, make we see your bank statement first.
Chief, money nor dey tok. Na d action we dey see...

protegesol:
Now I want a baby....who's ready to get knocked up by me.

Taaa gbafue gi!

How much is in your bank account.
Si ebea puo biko...
Mtchwww

5minsmadness:
I think its a case of a sexuaI encounter gone wrong.
Girl goes to guy's house. Girl is tripping for guy and guy is tripping for girl. They start small action but when things got to the main stuff, girl lost her nerve and wanted to back out. Boy saw this as a need to take charge and besides they have gone too far already, maybe both already naked. So boy takes charge and forces himself on girl. Girl offers little resistance but doesn't really fight as she is curious about the sex thing as well(being a virgin, looking to know what sex is all about).

When it is all over, girl realises it wasn't as great as she thought(for girls, the first time never is, what with the pain from being disvirgined and all). Guilt sets in. Girl leaves guys house feeling ashamed. Guy doesn't know what has happened and thinks he and the girl had it good. Girl goes home. Washes herself clean. When that doesn't work she tells a trusted friend or her parents. Her parents/trusted friends go ballistic but by the next day the feeling of shame and regret has reduced and girl is already feeling bad that she told anybody about it. All attempts to bring supposed rapist to book is met with stiff resistance by the girl.


Guy, you have done your part. Leave her to settle herself.

You are wise

5minsmadness:
She had sex on the 26th and Ten days later she has missed her period? Hmmmn.


Anyway, rape cases are delicate in that you need evidence to show she was actually raped. Most girls that get disvirgined even after agreed/consensual sex feel guilty soon afterwards, especially if it wasn't as good as they were expecting. Some of them feel so bad they turn around to say they were raped because that eases the guilt.

However, even if she was raped you have to look out for signs of a struggle. Did she have scratches or bites or was she bleeding from anywhere else apart from her vagina? If she had gone to hospital immediately they would have checked for all these.

She may also have contracted a sexual disease.

The main issue now is that legally its her word against his unless he confesses to raping her.
She should do a pregnancy test to check if she really is pregnant.

Ask her if she wants you to arrange guys to beat him up. Wether her response is yes or no, ask her to explain her response. Watch her body language. I have arranged for police to arrest a rapist before only for the girl to say I should stop that she has forgiven him. In one week they were in a relationship again.


All the best.

Well, i really don't know about the asking thing. Even if she wasn't raped and it was consensual, for the fact that his sister was tampered with at all is reason enough for a good beating. Op should mend him first, then discuss the way forward later. Thats what big brothers are for. To protect their sisters pride

ronkyT:
lyk seriously if they agree to push it to october your brother should tactfully step out of dat relationship.d girl is a money monger xcept she takes sides with him.

Correct! As soon as they agree until october, tell your brother to stop calling her. Infact, he should change his line. 9 months is enough time to start and conclude a fresh relationship... is she the only woman in that environment?

Abeg give me just d last digit wey dey dia. 2 million pounds. And i'll be too busy to visit nairaland

Bros. Dont eat their food again. Just an indirect way of saying... your visits are becoming a nuisance. Sit your azz down in your own house. Or better still, go and marry.

isacolukay:
What do u need nairaland for?
U no get homies wey fit dey with u make una go run d guy down?
Beat 2015 out of the bastard till he makes a confession and use the same confession to arrest his uncontrollable d.i.ckhead.

i swear. block d goat for dark lonely corner. carry recorder go dia. beat craze commot for e head first...

if e see woman next time, e go tear race..

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KanwuliaJara:
Look closely!
They are VEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRY CUTE!
Thanks!

*no over-fed, brainless PHAT azzzes in this 'compact' family o. . . HALLELUJAH*

Okay

Hmmmmn.

emperorchedda:
the mistake has been made, correct it when your bro has married her. Then you'll be in charge and won't be coerced to provide what you find suspicious

I do not agree with you. Op, you and your brother should lay your cards open. And let her and her family know what is on ground. Some fathers are looking for who to dash their daughters to free of charge. While some are making things difficult.

Infact, threaten them. Say you are not interested in the marriage again. And ask your brother to stop calling her for one month and see if they wunt come and beg.
if you dance to their tune now, they will never stop. Maybe one day after marriage, her father will ask for private jet.

Someone says in plain terms that she doesn't want to marry again. With full support of her family. And you are asking us questions.
Abeg, who is she wearing but pad for bikonu.
nothing wey person no go see for nairaland. Abeg this na new year oh

Congrats o bross

hatux:
So' make person no shine teeth again?

nor be wetin I tok wo.
I jus wan know why e dey shine am fa

Some people are full of pure bile...
how can someone wake up and create a thread like this?
And again, how can another person called the moderator push it to front page?




and these are the ones who want to over seat the present government and rule us?
Hmmm...
I SMH for fear of our future...

Kay-kay.
which of the kids are yours.
they all look cute BTW

Ahmed0336:

Oga, why you dey shine teeth na.
you wan share the couch with am?