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She ask u to raise money for her to travel out of the country and you still call that WIFE?... Let me ask u dear Op, does she have any relatives staying outside d country or she just woke up from her sleep nd said she wants to travel out.... las las na kpesu she go dey sell 4 outside nd btw 3 to 4 months she will cut u off d track nd u will b left alone....

Use ur brain Op, you re d man of d house... mayb her friends or some1 is pushing her to do this or perhaps she is jealous of someone else wife.

And about you hitting her or beating her up then saying it wasn't intentionally is a big Bleep up, apologize to her but remember in the record; you av beaten your wife before period.

Op, na u cause dis wahala 4 ur self.... u shud av taken d injection (tetanus) at d first place jeje... mayb all dis wudnt av occur. But i no blame u.. na typical Nigerian mentality we get... we love to joke with tinz no matter hw small dey are.


Abt d introvet stuff of a tin, 4get dat one... jst find solution to ur hand b4 e go enter make dem cut d hand off... i don talk my own o..Village people don get 3digits of ur password, e remain d last digit.. Gbe body e b4 dem go get d last digit.... tor

omoburuku:
Boss,abeg o,na only two o.

Bleep up don dey bdat na... how u go get only 2 pink balls... Na lie, i no belive u.... me wan play d balls till e burst 4 every part

omoburuku:
Na my balls una want take play soccer.

you see say u self call am 'balls' which means say u get d pink balls plenty... na just 2 we need alone.... we go play d ball till e burst... lol

StacyO:
They call it bangalee First time I'm seeing that "dog meat"

bangalee... sounds like Bangladesh... lol Abeg we wey no dey like face front nko, Make bangalee no bang us sha

Fabulouzjoseph:
Ewo i never play pink ball before ooo
e go sweet fah.

lol,dem say the ball dey soft like felele

Fabulouzjoseph:
Can we see the pink balls

me i dey find pink ball b4 wey we wan use play match on friday.

StacyO:
Don't mind them.

Dog meat lol . What else haven't I seen or read on nairaland??

seriously, ''face front so that corona won't bang u''.... This ur twitter handle weak me o... Notin average Nigerian man no go see 4 gate.... lol.... wen corona start to dey bang. lol



And people wey dey form dog meat dey o... lol, some dey force cow meat self...

illicit:
What does outrage mean again

i tire o.... wen no be fight people dey fight as dem see d birds.....

Useless guys forming dog meat here.... You no fit wash ur own mama pants bah but if na ur girl friend own, u go wash am sharp sharp still gv her head on top bed....

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Dear Op, this chinese words means that ur life dey on top banana tree... wise up man..... i don interprete am

what of we wey dey do bricklayer work nko... dat means na dirty person dem go label us...... As 4 dat werey wey talk say dog better pass person enh, i 4 beat am black nd blue den off my uniform gv them.... na dat one dem dey call Do me I do u.

smat101:
It's the cement that caused it...
Rub vasline or any oily cream before working.. and buy a plastic hand gloves it's worth it...

thnks broi really appreciate

if u put hand 4 tortoise hole, e no dey come out again o... if u knw u knw

something wey dey happen to me many times.. Op u don't need to be scared.... it only happens wen one is in a deep sleep.

haaaa, wahala dey o.... e don close d hole

my broda, village ppl don dey get ur password bdat o... dem no want mk u get children bdat

She took it by her self.... abi wetin man no go hear 4 dis nation.... dat means she use that tin take chuck her pussycat..... make God help us o

lefulefu:
ur depriving yourself of essential body nutrients thats why ur skin hair is turning brown.Try add more nutrients in your diet.include more fruits and vegetables in your diet then drink a lot of water and also try to rest.if u do this withing a week the colour of your hair will return to black.and also when i say water i dont mean beer or coke.i mean real water.drink lots of it.ur skin and body hair is being starved of body moisture.

thanks bro

smat101:
You first notice this in your hands right?...
You might be exposing your skin to unfriendly chemicals or too much sunlight...

yes bro, u got it right... first noticed it on my hands o.... and i mostly deal with cement.... that's d nature of my job.

she isn't sending her friends anytin.... her frnds wan test ur kondo too ni

goodman41:
I met her when she came for her IT at my place of work. One day I collected her number but I didn't call her till she finished her IT and went back to school.

One day I called to inform her that I will like us to go into a relationship which she accepted. I told her that l'm not looking for a girlfriend but a wife. I asked her if she has a boyfriend but she said yes but she will never marry the guy because there are some things she will consider in terms of marriage.

I called her to visit me but she was doing promise and fail. I told her that I'm not inviting her for sex that sex is nothing for me. She said okay, that I should send transport money, I tried using my phone to transfer 2k for her but it was not going, so I told her that it was not going she said I should go and use ATM but I told her that I don't have that time that she should borrow from her roommate and come or she should forget about coming until when I will be able to use my phone to do the transfer. So that evening she called that she will come the next day being Sunday that she borrowed money from her roommate.

When she came on Sunday I put movie for her and kept my self busy with my laptop, she started feeling sleepy which I told her to go and sleep on the bed which she went, after I was through with my laptop I asked her if I can join her she said yes, I now joined her in the bed before we knew it we started kissing and romancing each other and we had sex.

After the sex she said that but you told me you don't like sex I told her I like sex but I don't take it serious. She said okay I understand. I now took her out spent like 3k, the following morning I gave her 4k for her transport and she was happy.

After one week she called that I should send her airtime I told her that am not sending she said okay without being angry, when she visited for the second time she asked why did I refuse to send her card I told her that I don't like sending card to people she said okay. So am seeing her as people, i told her don't worry any time I feel like I will send to her, but she said if i send it that she will send it back to me.

I asked her about her boyfriend she said that she has ended the friendship but my mind is telling she is lying, she cleaned my house and cooked for me before going back to school that she doesn't want me to be eating outside, she asked me to give her money to do hair which I gave her 3k for both her transport and the hair, she said the money is small but she Will add her own so she collected it without any issue.

Am not the type that use to call every day but she asked me to be calling her every day to make our relationship grow stronger, she was telling me the other day that she will visit me one day without telling me to see if I have another girl.

Please is this girl really serious with this relationship or she just wants to use me?

Op, the truth is that she is not using u. you are using your self... imagine telling a gril you want a relationship from her and you started behaving the way you just wrote..... Nawa o

please doctors in the house, I av been observing my skin hair changing from colour black to to somehow brownish....at first i thought mayb it was just temporary but this is almost 2 months and my skin hair has change from colour black to brown....pls what might be the cause?. NOTE. some of u might think am using cream that's why but the truth is that i av used cream on my skin it's over a year plus now. what i do use is shea butter and it's not always.. like 2wice in a week. please any solution to why my skin hair colour just started changing. please if possible, FP

please doctors in the house, I av been observing my skin hair changing from colour black to to somehow brownish....at first i thought mayb it was just temporary but this is almost 2 months and my skin hair has change from colour black to brown....pls what might be the cause?.

NOTE. some of u might think am using cream that's why but the truth is that i av used cream on my skin it's over a year plus now. what i do use is shea butter and it's not always.. like 2wice in a week.

please any solution to why my skin hair colour just started changing.



please if possible, FP

You don dey fu*k toto for long dey win, now toto don Bleep u up also.... i wouldn't say God catch u but instead na devil catch u this time around.

Sha make i help u.... find hausa pepper wey red, grind am then mix am with pure honey and salt.... thank me later.... but if reverse is d case abeg no thank me o....






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both parties no well... period.... na by force to snap pics inside bath tube.... and na by force to comment ni

las las ur younger bro will eliminate each of u guys one by one. Op, use ur brain now while u last.... Take ur dad out nd leave ur bro nd ur mom alone all 2geda... abt d house of a tin, 4get dat one o.... My dad built a 2bedroom flat in d village nd dis is making 9yrs i set my foot in dat compound... fear village people... I go build my own house.




your mom is just a shadow of her self... Time will surly tell

rottencorpse:
Lol... You can't do anything.. Imp

oya shake d table and see na..... whr is basuka self.

just bring...... 1 cup of hausa pepper. 1 teaspoon of honey. 3 heads of monkey and cat 5 cubes of sugar 1 aboniki robb.



Get all that and ur case is settled OP. thank me latter... let me come nd be going jeje

rottencorpse:
What is this mugu talking about?

later one crazy mod will ban me that am abusing someone... sha let me keep quite.... but op if u shake dis table again walia it will fall and hurt u badly.

Until she use 2 by 2 on dat ur Gorimapa head... i no go talk again o.