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mmsen:
I did not know about this one.

The seller check his bank app to ensure that the balance has entered his account?

Not everyone has bank app on their phone, especially men, so that babes will not easily get money through bank app. So most men tend not to download such app in their phone.

They will tell their babes sorry dear I don't have bank app on my phone, if not I would have the done transfer, and I'm Very busy at work, it's so tight here i can't leave to any ATM. I'm sorry maybe tomorrow or so. That's how they keep posting their babes. Thinking Na dem get sense pass.

Thinking penny wise pound foolish, until customers scammed them of their goods with no money in their account. Their eyes go clear.

So not everyone likes the app thing and whereas it's for their own good.

mmsen:
Sorry, I don't understand what point you are trying to make here.

OK it goes like this, a customer will pay for services by making transfer to your account but unfortunately such transfer is called flash. The money ain't there In the real sense but it will show in your phone a specified amount has been transferred but Na Audio transfer.

You give him the goods, he or she walks away smiling and knowing he has paid zero naira into your account.

That's a cunning gimmick people use when they want to buy cars from car dealers.



Me sef, why do I know too much like this.

Too much sense will not kee me

Ashawoboi27:
Haha
It seems you stay in Benin
Coz na so dem dey behave

Heheheheheh that scenario just flashed through my eyes. Lol.

But I no stay Benin , I stay Warri for a short while when I was lil and Na so so winch winch we dey hear when I was small. And u see two guys fighting holding their necks screaming u chop winch!


Lol... Na WA !

Benin, down to Warri axis, Na winch winch be their problem.

You won't hear such in Lagos.

mmsen:
Cashless is more convenient for everybody.

Unfortunately the useless Buhari government would rather subsidize religious nonsense and tax transfers of money than make the religious nutjobs pay for their own insanity.

Which cashless?

Let car sellers tell u how customers are doing Audio transfer to their bank accounts. Body go tell u. You won't even blame the government this time.

Ashawoboi27:
I think am going to do this someday
Maybe ring road to new Benin bus
But those conductors fit blow my eyes

Lol

When they squeeze your starched iron shirt into rags and dust, then yelled from the depth of their lungs! Spraying all Forms of spits on ya face, as they hold tightly to jugular screaming : Oga pay me my money! You chop winch

Nostradamus:
too much rules just to be safer around poor people!!

These rules seem to be longer than the eleven commandments sef.



Maybe it's better to keep away from poor folks then if you'd always have to stick to this instruction manual before your safety is assured

Well that's the deal.

One can't be too safe.

It's better to be safe and stick with some Rules than to be sorry afterwards.

These rules have helped me sha, whether they are longer than ten commandments or not

Nostradamus:
if what you typed is what's going to happen,then the lady is right that Nigerian poor people are wicked.

The right hand man should have subtly made his grievances known instead of painting the oga black and gathering a fellowship against him without even considering the boss nice deeds to him.


I believe the right hand man is evil and wicked. Wicked people always have one excuse or the other for their evil heart.

You are right but not all poor Nigerians are wicked.

I have met several goodones in my life time and also bad ones too.

My neighbors around me, like security guard wife, the young girl who sell fruits along the office building, and some other people here are have been good to me, at least lemme give to them. Even though they are poor and struggling they won't cheat me.

Is not one of my client from an average class that wanted to cheat me of 1k because I look ill? Maybe she thought malarIa has immediately blind my eyes or I have become brain dead and cannot calculate money again.
But trust me, I'm always alert with money whether I'm sick, bedridden , chained or not. I don't joke with money. Especially money I work for.

It's well jare
Just be good. And leave the rest for God

Yampotatocarrot:
Lol, try Mama Gold/Mama's pride, it's stone free

Sighs, are you sure?

Hmmmmmm OK.


I will check it out.

MusaDanladi1:
As it is right now. That's the only way to enjoy the Nigerian rice. Border don close. Appreciate your country rice and grow the naira

God forbid! I dont use my hard earned money to eat rubbish.
And I bet some Nigerians are like me who will not use their money to buy rice filled with stones.

If you people dont make the rice better for consumption, Na only una family go eat the rice

And we will look for other alternatives. Just watch and see.

Keep producing rubbish, say Na rice.

MusaDanladi1:
Next time after washing it, parboil it once cos the sand and stones will settle then wash it again and boil it again and voila you have fine rice to eat.

With foreign rice. I don't go through this stress.

Why is Nigerian things always stressful?

Other countries producing clean rice are they spirits? Can't Nigeria produce the same clean rice?

Must we struggle and suffer to get the best in this country?

A time will come, if this wickedness no end. Nobody will buy your rice. We will look for other alternatives!

Just watch and see. Be selling rubbish at ridiculous prices, later we will be screaming govt bad, and Na we bad pass! To ourselves again.!

My girl is meant to pay me 5k for services rendered, I told her when coming use 1400 to buy certain malarIa drug and give me the balance. This devilish girl with innocent face, thought the malarIa has entered my brain, so I don't know how to calculate change in money.

Do u know she pocket 1k and gave me 2,600 instead of 3600. I then checked the change its N2600! Babe come come! U gave me 2600 instead of 3600. Why?

Shefeigned ignorance and said oh! Sorry ma. I didn't know, she rummaged her purse and gave me the balance 1k.

Of all people she can cheat, Na me! Me!

Ha! God!

I don't see Nigeria getting better anyways. And she's just 19 years old!
We are worse than the government, looking for any avenue to steal and take advantage of people who trust them.


I shock for this girl I swear

Government is doing something good by closing the border.

But my greatest concern, is our finished products in rice.

I bought Nigerian rice three days ago to cook jollof rice but alas it was stones I was eating in most dips.

I angrily threw away the pot of rice! It's very very annoying and the rice is so expensive compared to imported rice.

Who do us like this?

To eat Nigerian rice now dey fear me!

Government will come in to set things right. Nigerians in the farming sector will foolishly hike the price, even its glaring fertilizer is not that expensive. They will come up with rubbish products! Expect consumers to pay more and eat rubbish!

Abeg who made us this wicked and heartless?

And on Sunday, u see them rushing to church and mosques.

Smhhhhhhh

Duane212:
you would have said some men, not all, no woman born on earth can make me get on a fight with my siblings.

Well some men, and the percentage of such men fighting their family over a woman is abit high.

xynerise:
Just negodu this man!

Some people at 28 they are still writing jamb. What is wrong with kids of today?

Don't blame frustrated soul

God forbid I have such mother.

If he commits suicide now she will be calling witches names, whereas she's the main overall witch in this guy's life.

Guy just ignore your mum and focus on your plans in making it.

Everybody has their time to become a success and yours is not as exception.

Pussywar:
Yet women are their greatest enemy. Smh
Two threads now about men hurting/ killing their brother over a woman.

Don't mind them

Yet one he goat said I made a mumu comment.

Smhmmmmm


90percent of Men can kill their own blood because of woman

90 percent of Men can also kill the one he says he loves.

Irrational beings.

drmikeadams:
We were neighbors dat year,,her bf dey always come around and d girl yellow like Victorian I come relocate find anoda house ,na so we begin knacking season .

You try.

Sighs

Why can't she take her younger sister footsteps and marry oyibo

Simple!

It's well o.


Relationships nah WA.

truthsayer009:
BRO, i swear this happened to me while dating one nyashed out chic like that, everybody was always looking. Someone hailed me at the Shawarma joint, another at suya spot. I knew she was enjoying the attention & didn't mind at all. We went to Lagos Island market to buy stuffs, mehn every body wanted to harass her, It was a tough fight, a big struggle.

Nigerian men are shameless around this thing honestly.

Lol


You no lie at all

Lol

truthsayer009:
To be honest, not so much.
Women confuse curvy with Fat. There are a lot of Fat women claiming curvy in Nigeria, not to body shame at all i really don't mind If that's what God gives me. I can confidently say I have seen very rare pictures of curvy Nigerian brides.

Women like this grab too much attention sha, there are some real curvy ladies in my workplace & Men behave like Mumu around them, Pisses me off like hell, even my married Boss.

I go manage with slim my ladies abeg.

Lol

But the bride fat sha, make I no lie. Lol
I'm not even up to her size. The groom is a real man handling such lady.
I wish them best of luck.

Anyways It's true they grab too much attention but that's how God created them, you can't blame them biko. Na God do am like that. It's good she has a pretty face.


Slim ladies too are cool. Every man with his choice of woman.

Unfortunately that's how men are. Forget tribe

They are ready to fight their own blood cause of woman

Eeyah he's poor.

May God lift him up in Jesus name. Amen.

May we not give birth to a child that will be the cause of our death in Jesus name Amen.


If only she had known when he was growing as a foetus in her womb, that he will end up killing her. No be to flush the useless demonic son away? Smhhhh.

MrPresident1:
Congratulations

Olojukokoro boy, all this woman for only you alone?

There are lots of women with this shape, fair and dark In color

Remove eyes there.

Go and marry your own.

niaralandtopuser:
don't mind me o. I just wan drag you and Victorian small

Man always knocking women heads against each other from time memorial. That's why I'm replying u this way.
I and purple25.know from day one what u were doing. We are smarter than that.

So run along son, u are toying with wrong ladies.

I'm done here. Bye

niaralandtopuser:
lol
you should be helping your fellow female. males do that all the time. someone even offered me a girl on this post. we always look after ourselves
do I even know where she is based?



we are here arguing without asking her if she need a new guy .
purples25 you want a new boyfriend? if yes would you like to share Victorian boyfriend?

What's your age?

Just curious

niaralandtopuser:
he seems to be the only good guy left

You don't even know my bf

What makes u so sure he's the only good guy left?

Are u a bad guy?

sweetonugbu:
Money make ladies world go round

Money is life, if you don't know

After God , Is money next.

Marry a poor man and see how frustrated your life will be . Even as a poor man sef, u will hate yourself and commit suicide.

Have u ever seen a rich man or rich woman in Nigeria commiting suicide or feeling suicidal?
Linda ikeji will never commit suicide even though no husband
Dj cuppy will never commit suicide even though no stable bf
Toyin lawani will. Never commit suicide even though no husband
The list goes on and on.


Money and Comfort is Life .

Tosinville:
The man must be gay.

I don't think he's gay.

He does not want to be tied to one pussy and he strikes me like someone who could have anger issues and also hate clinging women.

He looks like the free bird to me , having flings and all.

Ha!


I didn't know he's still single till date.

Wow!

Maybe he doesn't want to get married. It's his choice jare.