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Sijo01:
This is why I don't petronize these pos vendors. Majority of them are criminals.

I used it for the first time about 2years ago; few hours later, I received a call from someone claiming to be calling from my bank...

Now, no matter how far or busy ATM point is, I go patience.

techboss1313:
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maestro299:
Please where is slawormir? Ever since EFCC arrested those brothers in Edo State last week, we haven't heard from the popular 'damn niggarr' crooner. Nairaland, Edo State Chapter, should please help us confirm if all is well with the self-proclaimed 'weed smoker and pussy banger'.
Thanks.
From A Concerned Nairalander

endsarrrs:
Could it be so in the military also?

Fiscus105:
And you think the gf waited because she love the guy or serious and better guys come her for the duration?

endsarrrs:
The last time i checked, a Phd holder is still a 'CORPORAL' in the NPF, struggling for upgrade



FYI a CORPORAL IS THE LOWEST RANKING SERVANT IN THE NPF

winner37:
Any relationship, marriage without money hmmm it likely to collapse because money is like a spicy to any relationship or marriage...
Girls now are not ready to manage ,they need to be enjoying all the time ...
This I dated some years back loved me , she can't stay for a day with seeing me if calls are not enough ,tell me what tore us apart ? This guy, a local government worker used money by then to take her away from me because then I will managing I didn't have good job with good salary. This girl changed all of a sudden when I asked her about a his behaviors she told me that am not her type any more she is in love with a right person who provides all her needs ..
After 6 months i traveled out , she heard I traveled she collected my number from my brother start calling me ,she asked me if I still love her like before I replied yes I still love her . spending two years when I came back despite she gave birth to a child she still wanted me to bleep her ... Let me stop here because later the guys came after me saying that a snatched her wife from him..



Me ,my aim is to make money everything will fall in line when there is money.

Tobam7302:
I don't know why I am just different from everyone. For most of my life I have always been the quiet one in any group even if I wish I could also be free like anyone else.

And now I am in the university. I am still the same maybe even worse, I am pratically a loner now. The virtual stuff we are doing is not even helping matter at all.

Before I gained admission I have always hoped that university will probably change me, but I am in 200 level now nothing has changed. It's like I don't have that fast thinking to give good replies to conversations (especially Yoruba ). And my friend is like the complete opposite of me; free with everyone, funny, witty with words and stuffs.

I can count the number of things I say per day. I just want to get better than this and meet new people. I am going to be 20 next year, yet no babe or even female friends. Shey I even get male sef talkless of female.

My parents sef are probably hoping for some changes. One of my Granny's last words to me was 'when will you not be shy again'. I just laughed then but it's really serious to me... No day pass without me thinking about this.

I just envy people that are just so fucking good at talking, especially this funny bangers people do ( I am so bad at this. I will probably just bore the person out).

The worst part is the way people treat you like a kid just because I don't talk the way, I am supposed to. I am just depressed. Anytime I go out, I always come back depressed, why?. When I see the quality of conversations people have and how fun and confident they are talking. My friend is probably tired of me. Phone calls sef na trouble. No one calls me except my parents.


What do I do to be normal, how do I live like others and just enjoy life? I have even thought about taking weed to help me that's how desperate I am.

If you have experienced this before please how did you overcome.This is really draining me. I just wanted to let it all out sorry if the post is long.

Truvelisback:
Good day, Fellas. Apart from me, who else finds it difficult eating food without meat, fish or egg?

SARSCoV2:
Keep banging the P out of her pvssy. When you are tired, you will tell her a lady also asked for your hands in marriage and your parents have accepted. Let her know the lady promised to buy you a jet.

Penguin2:
Forgive my poor knowledge of the technical terminologies for these things.

Not a military personnel you know.

But I really wanted to serve in any security parastatal sha!

Penguin2:
Wetin concern recruit with NDA?

chatinent:
If I call you and you are owing me: “James, good day. Wetin dey happen na? Why you dey do me like this?”

Girlfriends: “babe, what's up?”

Crazy friends: “alaye/aje howfar na?”

Relatives I am older than: “Michael, how are you doing? How is your mum?”


Relatives older than me: “hello, good afternoon sir/ma... I missed your calls.”



If you call me, I don't have your number and you are waiting for me to talk first, we will breath together till thy kingdom comes!

hardbody:
Do you know whether he is a school certificate holder or a high school drop-out? Direct short service is for graduates oo..

Penguin2:
I have issues with NYSC and as such the only option I had was to apply as a regular combatant.

Would you still have wished I joined?

tujays:
imagine say after you yarn all this trash keke con hit you for junction die tomorrow morning?? most of you guys don't reason at all.

tiswell:
what training?
Direct short service commission training lasts for 9months at most.

Dude would have become a 2nd lieutenant by now

Penguin2:
I don almost join army last year November but I had mercy on my life and withdrew.

Who knows, maybe by now Boko Haram for don blast my brains off or bandits use me for training.

Alternatively, I would have survived all these things and had a wonderful military career.

But I choose not to play my life like a dice abeg.

isaiah4life:
Ladies, avoid this OP like plague.

JuanDeDios:
You jumped several bars ahead there. How do you know she was forced? He seems a kind man - a very important virtue of a good husband - and she may have agreed to marry him for that reason, knowing she could grow to love him.

damiBJ:
My candid advice for u son.
Do u have passion for the job? If yes... Go for it.
On another note... U are very young... Why not go for immigration, customs.. Etc if u have someone that God will use in helping u.. Its better.
And if he intend assisting for the army job... Plz go for DSSC... Don't go for SSC.
Bcoz u are young....NA will want to fix u for SSC... But plz tell ur helper... U prefer DSSC.
Good luck son.

Truvelisback:
When she mentioned disorder, i was even thinking she had a swollen face, lol. If she see disorder, that time she go know say her face dey in order.

Clash01:
This reminds me of my ex. We dated from 2017 while in school, I finished HND in 2018 while she completed her OND thesame year. We lived together in my final year, we were really in love even after our graduation we kept in touch but last year she called me and reminded me of how broke I was and how she knew waiting for me would be a waste of time. She broke up Early September 2020, I was down for a while but I decided to focus on myself and October that same year I reconnected with my secondary school sweetheart and from there Doors of opportunities opened for me. We got married Asap and my child is just 3weeks old, I was able to get a car 2days after my wife was put to bed.

Right now my ex and that guy that was ready are no longer together. She calls me almost everyday on video calls to show me breast and puzzy.

Find money my brother. Women no too normal.

Ykc2:
Small small Yahoo boys