₦airaland Forum

Iyaebe:
Yes because an average Nigerian man has a small dick.

nope, an average Nigerian woman has a bore hole

Zonefree:
No size of dicck is enough for an average Nigerian girl.

flesh and blood did not reveal this to you..Nigerian girls need a hand because fingers won't even help

duduade:
Everyone wants to be relevant

issolright

them just go studio go snap new pics them wan use fake news blah blah show people their pics

okuta007:
YOU are right, every Nigerian is a coach - yes we criticize but the intensity of the criticism is always proportional to ethnic considerations... FACT!

INTENSITY of CITICISM - emphasized!!!!

well if it's the point you are seeing it...I have watched nearly all Nigerian competitions from 1994 till date including youth tournaments..coaches and players are over criticised when they do badly and praised when they succeed..in 2013 return tickets were booked before keshi played Ivory coast. Even NFF lost hope..but keshi is still celebrated because he won..Same eguavoen was coach and came third..he was bashed and praised after his first game last AFCON..Iheanacho was fees years ago dropped because he was on d bench in leichester..now them dey hail am because he scored few..Odion Ighalo was abused from under aged tournaments till last world cup qualifiers when we played Cameroon in Nigeria and beat them in 2018...Rohr got to 3 Rd in AFCON but when sacked he was called clueless.. in 1996 bornfree Joe won Olympics.. the NXT time he came for a second stinct he was pushed out.. That's our thing..we r like Chelsea Fans.. Do well we hail, bleeped we call for your head.

okuta007:
Jay Jay Okocha started the nonsense - after the SE lost to Tunisia, he heaped so much blame on Eguavoen - like Eguavoen killed someone - what happened to the SE would have happened to any team in the tournament, even the reigning champions Senegal. Nigeria won 3 straight matches, one against Egypt, the runner-up, before losing to Tunisia - we tried just that we lost a game at the knockout stages which eclipsed our earlier wins. Okocha, a man who has never coached any team before - who doesnt know how to put up a list of primary school team criticized Egauvoen like he was talking to about an im be cile - I never heard Okocha criticize Christian Chukwu an Igbo man like that when he was getting poor results as Coach of the SE. Yes, Umar is right, Tribalism is real in Nigeria, unfortunately!

My guy we criticized chukwu..u should know that over 200m Nigerians are all coaches..no matter how good if u Bleep up u will be criticised..Kanu played his heart for us but was bashed after he missed penalty in one of the AFCON..Musa was bashed despite his heroics in two world cup..it is not a tribal stuff..it is normal..same way eguavoen was praised in that tournament that he changed our style of play.but he lost and masses came for him..it's normal

johnfarida2011:
That was how one person here on Nairaland was saying that the criticism on Maduka is because he is Igbo. Is Carl Ikeme not Igbo? And is he not very much loved and adored here in Nigeria? Don't we love Iheanacho? Don't we still adore Okocha, Kanu, and many of our other legends who are Igbos?

They want to destroy our biggest unifying factor.

It is our duty as Nigerians to ensure that tribalism is never brought near our Super Eagles.

more grace to ur waist...Baba should calm down, connection didn't start at super eagles but at junior tournaments..people that are more talented never made it and once u are in junior tournaments u have a 70 percent chance of playing in Europe then national team will call u..

spyglaxx:
Go to your village and buy a big farmland and plant palm trees , put fishpond inside with solar borehole.

Then get a laptop with solar backup and learn an it skill.

when you start making money from the above you can now travel away.

nobody can take your skills away from you
you can pass your skills and farmland to your children but you cannot pass your masters to your children

Flesh and blood did not reveal this to you...sense will not kill u

fnep2smooth:
the Boy-girl no look happy , maybe because Charly boy na grandfather.

may be Charlie boy has inserted his 70 year old manhood in his anus..he still feels pain

Ceenachi:
It may not be envy as you assume, it might be that they are ashamed of the lunatic way of their friend's kind of dancing... Even me, I will feel same way.

Even the groom seems not comfortable with the bride's behavior

I tell you..she appears like someone who can't hold it all together

oregan:
Popsy went to the farm earlier this morning to check watin dey sup, and ended up bringing home this bush cat.

From observation, the cat is a nursing mother and on hustle to look for his daily bread until it ended up on pops wire.

Gosh, gone too soon poor cat
God go protect your baby for us

ur popsi is not different from Putin. He just rendered kids motherless and with no one to turn to because he had superior weapons...Him for try lion or tiger..

Marry them both..
In one you have sex that u never had..
In two you have kids..
Life is short..enjoy your self you wonderful novelist of lustful desires....

Error401:
Urgent pls
Is she really pregnant?
I think the line is too faint to proof pregnancy damn
She insisted that she missed her period but this result isn't convincing enough!

Pls help me urgently

congrats bro..papa twins

why didn't the 37 giraffe from the other 37 wey sabi book?

saphiere:
God let me jamb this kind of man in my life IJN

work so that you will be the one men are praying to Jam..besides can u suffer what she suffered in 2baba hand

Double0h7:
Testosterone decreases with age...

yea it does but late 30s and early 40s are still active and the level is not that bad ...It's more of responsibilities in terms of care for family, money, establishment...Idle men will still want more sex.

otipoju:
Your religion will teach you certain principles. It is up to the individual to imbibe and practice them. Just as their are good ambassadors for Islam, there are bad ambassadors for Islam.

If i was not raised a Christian, i know the kind of person i would have been.

you can learn good principles and morals without religion.

Voice22:
Man Give His Lady A Very Hot Dirty Slap Before Proposing To Her In Abuja
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HuptDWVEzfE https://www.instagram.com/p/CZmbrUTrKBQ/?utm_medium=copy_link

this is a tap not a slap

otipoju:
Your religion will teach you certain principles. It is up to the individual to imbibe and practice them. Just as their are good ambassadors for Islam, there are bad ambassadors for Islam.

If i was not raised a Christian, i know the kind of person i would have been.

my point is life is a decision. There are people that are atheist that even do better. . Everything is not about religion.. if you are good ur good..

otipoju:
Fine footballer, excellent human being.

I love this guy and Kante no be small. They are good ambassadors of islam with their humility.

This is far different from religion.. Religion did nothing for them. It's their personalities.
They learnt from their humble background of suffering band decided to change that situation for people.

Professorola123:
Wow I love this girl, well mannered and cultured. This is the type of girl I want. Love u baby girl

How can u love her...u haven't even met her

Anxiety2022:
I just got diagnosed of been HIV+. I don't even know what to do or where to start at this phase in life. Dream looks shambles. I had that HIV positive patient must take it's drugs everyday in other to survive. I really do not know where to start. I feel like taking my life away. Who can give me a concrete advise on how to survive this. The trauma is much on me. I really do not know who to ask for favor. I am looking forward for your advice.


Secondly is the drugs affordable?

Good day bro. I know it's a tough one to take. Pls don't take your like. The drugs for management are free once you register with a health facility that manages patients. You can live a healthy life, and have kids that are negative if you follow instructions..

The drugs are free.

Viltron:
It's a little long.

A girl I loved so much in our first year in uni. I was caring and all. She turned me down then in the most brutal way - with stern warnings never to try such rubbish again.

I took it like a man and even pleaded for her to forget it lets continue our friendship since we were on the same course and partners.

We were in the same city but she never visited me once. But I use to go to her place

On my birthday she didn't show up.

I went to see her along with my best friend then, who was studying in a different state, and one other friend. Gave her good money to cook. We ate.

Months later, I discover she and my best friend had been seeing each other since our meeting. To the point she'd been traveling to see him before things turned sour between them

When I discovered, she's started apologizing and begging, crying how she'd like us to date. By this time I was no longer in the school - I had changed uni. To a different state.

More than 10 years on, she's still professes love to me and wishes I marry her, but I made a vow to myself never to have anything to do with her after she and my best friend betrayed me.

Now she and my friend are sworn enemies

If you were in my shoes, what would you do.

If I were in ur shoes I will keep the Vow I made to my self...That girl doesn't like u Abit..her move is an after thought

gift0123:
The heat dey everywhere, unless you know dey this naija...

am in Naija ...browse up top 5 coldest states in Nigeria...u will see.

gift0123:
This heat no reach your side?

nope..it depends whr u are

MufasaLion:
You really believe in this trash you typed? Pathetic!

I tell you..am still trying to understand this guy

gift0123:
Around March when rain don start, that time weather don cool, eheee we go start the shifting... That's the best time... Shebi you concur with the time

weather cool now na...but March is fine

300whitewolves:
This is really taking a toll on me, and it's getting worse day by day, am finding it difficult to keep myself in check, the harder I try the more it comes. I even make sure I don't look at a woman backside twice cos I know what that can cause. I have a girlfriend but we are far apart, and I don't want to cheat on her. Please my fellow nairalanders help me out of this situation. Konji na bastard for real.

there are two ways to control ur urge...1: have the sex
2: clear ur mind...it's all in ur mind. If you stop thinking about it it's off..I was in ur shoes..infact I needed it to be able to sleep. .Not anymore...My mind hard now.

gift0123:
No problem, make we negotiate on that later

am ready when you are dear...This can be our year of shifting cultivation...Give date and time

gift0123:
No dear I am not harsh, you can shift to my side........ You will enjoy my company...

I will like to shift to ur side oo...I need a woman to support me in many ways

gift0123:
It's time you begin to understand that they are so many good women out there, and we have a lot to offer... Just like good men may not be appreciated that's how good women aren't appreciated by there partners.... Please next time you wanna date, study a woman carefully... Know dey jump into "baby I love you, can you be my girlfriend" just two days of knowing her.. friend zone a woman and know what she is doing with her resources, watch if she do things on her own without assistance, listen to her when she is talking... But because of your insatiable desire to sleep with her, you ask her out and jump on her the next day.... Abeg shift...

I think this should be addressed to charlyboy..whre u want make I shift go..try to have a sense of humour...

gift0123:
This advice is for women that has nothing to offer apart from sex.. meanwhile I think Nigerian women should stop offering sex lets be supportive only and see how it goes......

then I will create a thread saying Nigerian girls only offer support and nothing else

gazeup1:
I created this new handle to hide my identity.

I got married 11 years ago. We both started working before we got married, but my salary was way above my wife's own. I was earning 195k while she was on 108k when we got married, after my MSC, I was promoted and started to earn 350k, this got to me and I started to misbehave, I was doing all sorts and would insult the hell outa her. As the cry cry girl, she would cry, and thereafter I would hear her praying. At times she would say she will one day be greater than me. That to me was an impossibility.

I can't even remember ever giving her money for home keep but we never lacked food at home (we delayed before having kids, so I don't see the need for me to give her monthly money and she never asked). I started giving her after we had kids. She agreed when I told her her money was for the home and mine for investment, but I never included her name in my properties. she knows this as well.

After our kids, it became very demanding, coupled with her office not increasing her pay, she resigned, and that was when I felt the impact of her income. Meanwhile, her pay was reduced to about 80k and mine was increased to like 600k as at when she resigned. In one month I started asking her to return back to her work as to me I was not ready to foot her bills, she never even asked for money, she would even say what I gave her is left 5k or more self at the end of the month.

Now her new journey - When I started disturbing about going back to her former office or getting a new job, she said never and asked me to stop giving her money but go to market to buy food myself. In less than 4 months to her resignation she started talking about online job here and there, I thought it was a scam so I warned her. One day, I was in the office when she said she needs me to help her wit the best laptop to buy, I tried to talk her down on buying one but she ended the call on me.

I got home to see her with a new laptop. fast forward, she paid for a training on how work from home without my knowledge, got her first job of about $200, I also washed her down on going that low for such an amount but she said it was better than her former 80k job, before I knew it, she started talking about $1,000, now it's $3,000, to $4,000 monthly. I earn lower than #1M, my wife gets over #2M monthly working from home. She helped me finished my house project, very transparent and would not hide any $ she earns.

I have not been able to forgive myself of all the things I did to her, the insults, talking down on her but in a way I think I pushed her to become who she is now. I remembered when she asked back then to open a joint account with her, I laughed her to scorn, like how would the ratio be. she saved over 6M and credited my account with everything, just for us to complete our home. I can't even produce 1M.

She doesn't seem hurt, but sometimes she reminds me of those words, I have never officially told her sorry neither have I really changed because I am just like that, I don't mean evil. I wanted her to braze up and never stay low.

Married, men, please how do I ask for her forgiveness? I don't think we have up to 2% of her type out there.

its obvious you are only sober because of her status has passed your own..You will return to ur old self is she has issues financially again. First of all before you apologize, work on your self..It's women that behave the way u did and yet ur woman behaved the way you ought to..Work on yourself, pray to God for forgiveness.. take her on an outing and say all you have done and how you have hurt her. Tell her ur working to change and be a better man.. then take practical visible steps to show ur change..Learn the skill she has and join her so you guys can make more money.. Swallow your pride . You and her are ment to be a team so no need for pride or shame...Do this genuinely otherwise give me her number so she can be my second wife..