₦airaland Forum

ubunja:
call it what you want.

All I know is that it makes women drop their panties and open those legs.

You killed me here
Lmao

GBOKASINCHA:
better mke hausa kidnap me than afonja ooo especially for oyo or ogun state

U dey fear make dem no mine ur head baa?

Every Tom Dick and Harry is trying to stay relevant via Tontoh Dikeh's folly.
Nonsense

IamD18:
Stop scribbling rubbish all to look sanctimonious. How did you know the time they normally stand at red districts if you were as holy as you wanna look?

Romance and relationship are among the things a reasonable and complete student must learn in the university. Others inclusive, as long as you are hurting nobody.

Everything must not revolve around dy/dx in the university.

It's as simple; Learn all and apply them responsibly with common sense.

if u don't anything, just shut up. The places he mentioned are not red light districts. They are hostel areas. I lived in bishops court back then at imsu

HausaGirl:
I'm new here. Anyone to help navigate this place?

Come to the other room first

lilianofentse:
after snubbing my mentions today you finally responded. Or maybe i don't spell your moniker right. Why the wrong use of emoji

See as person pikin fine

Gforce2019:
Nah wah o! This marriage things don turn to complete fraud. I think it is high time EFCC start investigating people to know their motives of marriage....

So many wrong motive...
this innocent mother that suppose to be eating the fruits of her labor on his son... One olosho don dey use am as puppet against his family....

The lady wey go put undue burden on me after marrying her is not born....

We will either manage what we have or you Waka...

U no well I swear

lmao

[quote author=Rexology post=77796285][/quote]Well said

Vellichor:
No, we have not. Olamide or whoever else is out there can't even come close to being like him. They copy but are just a bootleg version of Dagrin! Dagrin was in a class of his own and headed for greatness. Very unfortunate his life was cut short so suddenly.

Spot on

I still remember that night vividly. I was reading and practicing with dumps for my oracle SQL exams when the news came over the radio. I froze and tears actually dropped from my eyes. I am igbo but u made me fall in love with Yoruba rap despite the fact I wasn't understanding anything u said. I don't think we have been able to have another rapper that delivers his lines and rhymes the way u do.
Rip barrackogrin, akogun, omoita, lyrical were.

ekene101:
My bro divorce her asap,I made d mistake of marrying one with same characteristics, she was very loyal when I was training her in school,bought clothes,textbooks,house rent etc. Immediately mmm started,she used money I saved in her account to do mmm and made some small change and thought she had arrived,that's when see finish started,she now believes she can stand on her own. This was someone I saved my alawi to pay up her final year fees and still made sure she went to camp, so doing mmm and serving made her start misbehaving. Once mmm folded up and she lost the whole money,including her savings,she came back begging,I was already done with her,but my brother and friends pleaded because we had come a long way,forgave her and she took in,gave birth and we were happy once again,immediately I helped her register and she got Npower job,got paid 3months (90k)character changed again,then our trad mrg was two months away,she just woke up one morning,said she was going to supply shoes(she started importing and selling shoes with the 90k,including the little I added to it for her)packed her shoes and bag,carried our baby and left.. I didn't say anything, business was booming,she brought taxi and packed her remaining loads very early one morning with her younger sister,including baby's picture on d wall.still I kept my cool,her mom later called to ask Wat was happening,told her and she pleaded with me to forgive and forget,told her am not not angry,still go to visit once am chanced and bring things for my baby,but she always threw them away,told me one time on what's app that she could kill me if she had the chance,if not because she is scared of loosing custody of the baby while in prison,she could have poisoned me long ago. I still kept my cool because I know immediately her money is exhausted and her younger ones starts giving her see finish,her head will return to default settings..
Just last week,she called trying to make peace,I went to her moms place to see my baby and over head her saying people bought her goods on credit,now no money to buy stuffs,not even diapers for baby(because I stopped buying,because she always throw away anything I bring for my child) I gave my baby some money and the clothes I bought for her and left,she came to the house since 3days now,I didn't say anything, she has been begging and begging.. I only cook when necessary and do other house chores because I don't want her to poison me,at night I sleep in the parlor, while she and baby sleeps in the room.
My point is,she is now down financially at the moment and is looking for a way to extort me again as usual to start her importation business,once things start going well again and she believes she can now stand on her two feet again and doesn't need me,she will still show her bad character and leave. So I have decided to leave my door wide open because my target is to meet a certain financial target,do my visa and leave this country,woman is not on my agenda for now. This is someone who doesn't even wash my clothes,cook or go to the market,I do all these things just to keep my home together but still,she never appreciated my efforts,someone that even if am broke and she has money,she won't even lend me some for a few days to buy food stuffs at home that she will still eat from. I have made the mistake already, you that haven't gotten a child yet,don't make such mistake..I already vowed not go have kids from different women,if not I would have found someone else and maybe married her by now.
Some women only need you because of what they get from you and start giving you attitude when they achieve that,its not only girlfriends, even sisters,mothers and wives are not exempted.

Damm

Twoclans:
It was a beautiful Monday morning one of those public holidays declared by the government ,the northern chilly harmattan was still showing off .The Saturday before that Monday was my birthday .Alex and I has this lovely connection .What we share most people do not understand.

We both agreed to use that public holiday to clear our backlogs i sat on the office table with my very mini gown feeling all excited and gisting him how the weekend rolled .Next thing I saw that desire in his eyes he won't stop wetting his lips.I leaned over to him whispered so many sexual things i think i also told him I could give him a massage if we drive home.He fell for the baddest seductress of all times.Twoclans can be something else at times.

As the front door opened and closed his hands were all over my body ,the kisses were so passionate it almost looked like we were just going to kiss all day.I was so fucking wet.I pushed him to the sofa kissed his nipples and simultaneously pushed his dick in ,it felt so good I have not had sex in a while.I was also in my favourite sex position .Sitting on a dick gives you the freedom to move in motions that gives pleasure ,coupled with the kisses and yes my boobs was all over his face and mouth.Hmmmmmm give me a man who is a good kisser any day, Alex is good .Once his lips hits mine I get all wet.


He climaxed ,his juice all over my laps as he still held me tight planting gentle kisses all over my face it dawned on him he had released inside of me.Crazy guy he only asked if I was in my safe period after pouring it everywhere without thinking .With my affirmative nod that I was safe .He carried me up straight into the bathroom and yes we had to drive back to work .

Explicit
Damm

sonnie10:
That is why husband and wife matter is tricky to put mouth. This guy is using style to melt the babe again. If you know you know. Trust me, he’ll is knack her again, na small small you catch monkey.

Hahahahaha
I don laff tire for this your post

Apus:
Bance don dey fine ooo.

buh dt him cock crown no be am at all.

I swear

The guy ugly well well that yr

That should be 2013

That guy must have been in serious pain

miracle956:
thanks I will work on my humour

That's the way to handle criticism

It is meant to make u grow

Wish u the best

Nice art work

But the jokes are stale and dry

shakaranews:
Well said bro. I was a DSA with Access Bank, pay was 40k. They promised retaining us after appraisal, but we were dumped like garbages, all of us. I surpassed my target, but was still dump.

I hated the job, I hated everything about it because we were treated as trash, other bankers treat you like slaves, oga will always be shouting on you as if meeting target is easy. In fact, I hated the job with passion and have also developed hatred for banking jobs in general. I don't apply got Banking jobs. The bitter truth is, no banker, I repeat, no banker, including the Managers love their jobs. Everyone is jus tired and frustrated in that building.

True
I knew this from my younger brothers experience as a DSA with diamond bank

delugajackson:
In your desperate attempt to impress her, you ended up making a fool of yourself. I know your type. I'm sure you go about toasting every lady around, expecting them to fall for your cheap, over-used and out-dated telemundo lines. But you fail to realize that some ladies are actually smart and are very quick to identify a clown. I'm tempted to question the sanity of the previous ladies you've met, I'm sure they were all local, immature, unenlightened and unexposed street girls.

By the way, what do you mean by "romance imbibing lines" and "ricking with laughter?" So na this kind useless grammar you go blow. No wonder she has refused to call you. Nonsense and ricking with laughter!

chai, see finishing

what u have is called jock itch.
But this cream NeoSkin cream.
Use at night after bath.
Change ur boxers often too.
Dont wear one for two days

Calabar has good landscaping too.
The first day I and my guys drove into marina resort in 2007, it felt like we were going underground

Annibel:
Op y didn't you bring up this topic on April fools day? That way when you ask them out and they refused you can just say April fool

U dey mad I swear
LMAO

I'm still trying to wrap my head around this joke

Nairalanders, una go kill me I swear

cnonyechi:
There is nothing like cousin brother its either cousin, brother or nephew.

Or male cousin
Female cousin

AndyBlaze, remember Airforce1 oooo

We dey beg u

Below are key points to know about this huge dispute as composed by Enyinnaya Appolos;

1 - At all Material times, Innoson Nigeria Ltd operates a Current Account with GTBank.

2 - Innoson obtained, and had repaid same, a loan of N1.3billion from GTB Which was secured with a legal mortgage of its properties valued at more than N1.4billion.

3 - Innoson discovered that GTBank imposed excess and unlawful charges in its Current account.

4 Innoson Group Complained to GTBank on his discovery of access charges on his account.

5 - Both parties ( Innoson and GTBank ) agreed to invite an independent auditing firm that will be agreed by both parties.

*6*- At the end, MULTI-WINGS Consulting Firm of Auditors was invited to properly audit Innoson Nigeria Ltd Current account No 0043753636 domiciled with Nnewi Branch of GTBank. The audit covers a period from March 2004 to Dec 2011.

7 - After the account was audited, it was discovered that GTBank has been illegally deducting excess bank charges on its overdraft facility to the Innoson to the tune of seven hundred and Eighty-Six Million, Two Hundred and Five Thousand, Nine Hundred and Fifty-Five Naira, Ninety-Nine kobo ( N786,205,955.99).

8 - GTBank was shocked at the audit report when the report was forwarded to it.They replied in their letter to Innoson on 20th January 2012 that it will investigate the issue raised and will get back to Innoson on the Conclusion of its investigation.

9 - In the month of September 2012, GTBank wrote to Innoson that from their personal audit report, the excess bank charges was Five Hundred and Fifty-Nine Million, three Hundred and Seventy-Two naira, Nine kobo ( N 559.3Million).

10 - Innoson agreed to their version and decided to accept payment from it in the spirit of amicable resolution.

*11*- Innoson also requested that the said agreed amount of N559.3million be paid with a 22% interest rate because Innoson had been repaying all his loan with GTBank at 22% interest rate.

12 - GTBank refused and said that the best they can repay excess and illegal deduction is at 7% interest rate . This led to another disagreement between Innoson and GTBank.

13 - As a result, in 2012, Innoson sued GTBank at Federal High Court Awka with Suit No: FHC/Awk/ Cs/2012.

14 - Federal High Court, Awka delivered Judgement in favour of Innoson in excess of N4.7billion against GTBank.

Delivering Judgement in suit no: FHC /Awk/ CS / 139/2012, the FHC awarded N4.7billion to Innoson Motors against GTBank.
The court also ordered GTBank to pay 22 % (percent ) interest on the Judgement debt until all the payment had been made to Innoson.

15 - In 2013, GTBank appealed against the judgement to the Court of Appeal, Enugu Division, appoxite appeal No: CA/ E/288/2013.

16 - The Court of Appeal, Enugu in a Considered ruling ordered GTBank to pay the Judgement debt of N6billion Inclusive of the accrued interest and any interest that would subsequently accrue thereon into an interest yielding account in the Name of the Chief Registrar of the Court.

17 - In its various affidavits, particularly at the Court of Appeal in suit no: CA/ E/288/2013, GTBank deposed that if it pays the outstanding Judgement debt of N6billion, much less the N8.5billion, it could go bankrupt and be out of business.

18 - GTBank went to the Supreme Court.The case is still in the Supreme Court, while the Judgement debt is about N8billion now to be paid to Innoson by GTBank.

Other Cases:
IBADAN Case: Innoson /GTBank/Nigerian Customs Service :

19 - Nigerian Customs Service Auctioned Innoson goods.

20 - Innoson challenged the action Nigerian Customs Service for auctioning its goods at Federal High Court, Ibadan.

21 - On July 29, 2011, In a Garnishee Order Absolute, the Federal High Court sitting in Ibadan ordered GTBank to Pay Innoson #2,048,737,443,67 (#2billion) from Nigerian Customs account in GTBank.

22 - Rather than Comply with the Garnishee Order Absolute of the Court , GTBank on February 6, 2015 appealed the Judgement , but the Court of Appeal in Appeal no. CA/1/258/2011 affirmed the Judgement of the Federal High Court and ordered GTBank to pay the Judgement debt of #2,048,737,443.67 (#2.048billion) to Innoson .

23 - GTBank , instead , appealed to the Supreme Court against the Court of Appeal's decision where GTBank claimed through a motion in suit no : Sc /694/2014, that the Court of Appeal Judgement in Ibadan (CA/I/258/2011) was procured by suspicious means .

24 - On May 12, 2017 , Supreme Court in its wisdom and rightly , dismissed that unfounded and exasperating claim of GTB against Innoson .

25 - As a result , Innoson commenced a N400 billion suit against GTBank , in the suit No: FCT /HC/CV/2448/2017 at the High Court of the Federal Capital Territory, Abuja .

#Another issues

26 - Consequently , in order to save itself from paying the outstanding Judgement debts to Innoson , the GTBbank filed a petition against Innoson alleging forgery which led to the suit No : FHC /L/565C/2015 by Police .

27 - On February 17, 2016 , Police properly and Competently withdraw the charges against Innoson , saying they needed to properly investigate the bank's complaints first and see if they had merits .

28 - On September 1 , 2014 , GTBank secured an ex parte order on Innoson Nigeria Limited, dated September 1, 2014 with suit no FHC/L/CS/1119/2014 , filed before a Federal High Court in Lagos , between GTBank and Innoson Nigeria Limited , issued by *Justice Okon Abang* , ordering that , pending the hearing and the determination of the substantive suit , all Commercial Banks in Nigeria were restrained from accepting in any manner whatsoever to any mandate or instruction presented to them by Innoson Companies or any of its agents or nominees for withdrawal of any sum of money standing to the credit of any account maintained by the company in all the banks.

29 - However , on June 10, 2015 , *Justice Saliu Saidu* of the Federal High Court , Lagos , in a Considered ruling set aside the ex parte order of September 1, 2014 , by Justice Okon Abang and the writ of summon as well.

30 - Innoson then slammed a N30 billion suit on Guaranty Trust Bank for what it had suffered in monetary terms and reputational terms during the months when the accounts of its companies in all Nigerian banks were frozen. With Innoson winning both cases at the High Court and both cases at the Appeal Court, and GTB appealing, both cases are awaiting the verdict of the Supreme Court. Meanwhile the fresh N30 billion naira suit has just gone to the High Court to start its legal journey.

Unik3030:
do u realize they can still appeal the judgement? when it comes to court case u will use all known delay tactics b4 u finally give in. it's not that easy the way some people are presenting it

Look at the kind of human beings commenting on this case.
How do u appeal a Supreme Court judgement?
Baba go and sleep abeg.

Burnavick:
I'm porting directly to access bank.... at least they keep buying not GT wey innosson dey price

U no well I swear

I laughed so hard