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I cannot stop myself from contesting against IBB

googles:
i cannot use calculator to browse facebook

[size=15pt]I cannot use petrol to fry potato[/size]

I cannot use dry pepper as eyeshadow!! 

I cannot use generator as pendant!! 


[size=15pt]I cannot use ACID as Eye drop!![/size]

I cannot come and go and kill myself

I am deeply touched      by his story and for the help offered by Bim4u, chiejik et al. This is  exactly what Nairaland is supposed to be like. A place where you can have your burdens lifted by fellow human beings.  Thumbs  up guys  unfortunately I have no business idea in my head yet as the tot of the fact that this man's life would soon have a new turn has clouded my reasoning.

I do that all the time especially when I was working in Lagos   

WLDY wonder why tubabie and Kenny_G have suddenly taken over this thread 

Never been but

When was the last time you had a strong opinions and you find yourself disagreeing with yourself

travelled on a holiday? wow It's been really long, very long infact na long thing

So when was the last time you went on a weekend away with a loved one?

baybbootz :
thanks darl for making my point clear   

Now who wants to buy the combined username of myky and baybbootz??

[size=14pt]^^ What gave you the impression that I intend to SELL[/size]

I drink lucozade alot but sometimes my body doesn't feel different,

^^ That was last week monday but the roof was way too far up I couldn't reach it

So When last did you drink "Dr Pepper"/"Crush"

last nite

so when last did you visit this "WHEN LAST DID YOU ?" topic

diva_naija:
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Try this [size=18pt]pulchritudinous[/size]

[size=13pt]Ah it's not what you think oh, he was probably carrying out some gastrointestinal tests to ascertain his internal fittness for 2011 [/size]

ready

Hmm,  this is sounding interesting, , rushes out to get canned coke(with right hand), holds popcorn(with left hand),

Strong

Kx:
I cannot "contribute" to this kind of "thread"

Nice one but[size=14pt] I cannot "Climb" pepper "Tree"[/size]

Tell us some wierd combinations of things you can't do:

1. I cannot eat "eba" with "toothpick"
2. I cannot wipe my "backside" with "sandpaper"
3. I cannot use "pepper juice" to clean my "eyes"
4. I cannot use "battery electrolyte" to drink "garri"
5,

oya let's go there,

cold pure water

Outstrip:
I am all for no intimacy before marriage. Not saying all those who do it will not make it. Far from it. intimacy makes things blurry. You think more rationally when intimacy is not in the picture. On a spiritual level it is no and then on a common sense level it is also no

[size=14pt]At last I found someone who makes sense. To think that people still feel Women are like cars that should be taken for a test ride? It's so sad some women (lots nowadays) feel they should go for a test ride. IT'S BAD ON EVERY LEVEL!![/size] and besides, do you know wat is waiting for you down that tunnel?

Kai nawa oh. This is a living proof that having a backlog of sexual partners before marriage might not be the best for d marriage on the long run. As they say "old flames dont die". I have gone through most of this posts and I keep rethinking my commitment, this marriage thing,

Abeg tell me how many years/months/days or with how many people does it take to acquire your so-called experience. Have you ever imagined that your spouses' mind might be making a trail of his/her intimate pasts with you just there as a representation. Make God help this generation where the issue of Virginity is almost nothing to be proud of. Na wa!!!

190:
i must sleep with the woman i want 2 marry before taking her 2 the alter to be sure~

we testdrive cars b4 we buy em,

so why shud this be different!

cos women are not cars, and how many will you test drive before making up your mind, what happens if you dont have a nice cruise or the very good develops some faults later, do you dump? Marriage is a commitment and a trust. All things in life is a learning process. I dont know where people get the fat lie from that you get better at sex by doing it with people before Marriage.

It's funny to think that people get stoned for even "Losing Virginity" in the primitive era
It's not Lack of Opportunity it's just how you define your value system. Sex is too much to just share around with just anybody, and Virginity is not a disease.

@ gbengaijot : You're TOO RIGHT, I never "thought it this way".
LESSONS Learnt (while jotting)
1. Sometimes you need some money(relative) to make more money - The club connection
2. Our thinking sometimes is confined to the size of our pockets.
3. Dont complain, go start something too, GLO has made a difference either way you c it.

I fit give you groundnut join am

Kennyyo:
Narrowminded chuchgoers!!!! If they are not obliged to diclose any info to the people, have you stopped to ask yourselves why they have gone ahead to brief the ag. president on what they saw? Or does divulging the info to just one third party not break the rules you are using to justify them?

Go soak GARRI!!!!

It's so sad this happens in Nigeria, I was arrested liket this too in April 2008 but unfortunately for me, I had no receipt in my bag and I was even already late for a job interview, I was delayed for about 2 hours in the hold-up in their bid to drive us to the police station. At the end of the day, I had to use 1000 naira to bail myself out at the station, was just lucky I didn't lose the job. The most annoying part of it is that there was no documentation whatsoever concerning the incident (just drove me to the station without listening to me - with AK47 staring me in the face) to forestall any future arrests cause I was wondering that I could still be arrested by another bunch of hungry-looking policemen on my way after leaving the station.