₦airaland Forum

fork adict:
Guys guys guys. I think i need to remind yall what it means for some random guy to fork your chic.
It means your chic, the love of your life actually took this guy's deak in her mouth, sucking the head, the shaft, the balls and sucking hard like her life depended on it. Stroking it with her hand and soaking it with her saliva until it was all wet and slimy. Then the guy returns the favor. strips her, lays her on her back and spreads her legs as wide apart as possible and starts sucking her pu.s.s.y. I imagine the guy is so gooooood that with time your babe, the love of your life starts screaming his name and starts begging and wiling for him to fork her. She keeps screaming how she cant wait for his deak no more cos she will burst with passion.

The the guy has mercy on your babe and pene.trates without a condom. Chineke! grinds her Kitty, pumps her Kitty, forks her hard and fast and also forks her slow and steady using all sorts of crazy and i mean crazy styles. forks her on the table, on the chair, on the rug, on the bed, takes her to his kitchen (assuming he stays alone), forks her there, takes her to his bathroom, forks her ther and then takes her back to his bedroom for the grand finale where he pumps her do.ggily, hard and fast with her a$s up and high in the air until he eventually comes in her pus.sss.y. The whole unholy exercise lasts about an hour and a half.

Then she comes home to you asking for forgiveness. Abeg which kind BA.ST.ARD forgiveness be dat

leahsarahk:
I have been attending the Redeemed Christian church for quite some time. I married a man who is a member of thier church. This man used me for citizenship and he is high ranking member of this church in Malaysia and a member of the church, for 18 yrs in Nigeria. I supported him financially for 4 years, Sponsored him to Canada ,loved him and gave him a son. He left me a couple weeks after he gained his citizenship. This has been after 5 years of marriage and being a devoted wife to him. The church has assisted him to leave me and encouraged him to abandon me and our son. They are gossipers and mean hearted people. I have called both pastors for help in reconciling our marriage. They offered me no prayer or any kind of support what so ever. Even some of the other members in the church who did not like what my husband did to me spoke out and tired to support me and the pastor came down hard on them and discouraged them from doing so. I have been reliably informed that the pastor is arranging a new wife for me husband even though I am still legally married to him and still a member of the Redeemed Christian church. I am aware that not all churches are like this, but unfortunately the Redeemed Christian church function like a cult, but no offence intended. Finacially this church are taking advantage of us and they bought a building they can not afford and are now borrowing all the members money to pay for the down payment. They say by God's grace they will pay it back. This will be impossible for them to pay back as they dont have the means to pay it back. I was at church the church recently and was instructed to dance by a basket placed on the alter and give money if I want to worship with them the pastor centered me out and insisted that I must dance by this basket if I
want to worship with them.

JJM:
I don't understand why we Nigerians are very good at justifying the unjustifiable.Tapping into emotions and God to justify wrongdoing. Yoruba says "owun ti o da o da". This is the same way some crazy people were supporting Pastor Odulele when he was accused and convicted of child abuse(blaming the devil, his uncle and the dog).

I am a mother of 2 boys and understand the desire for a woman to want to give birth to her child safely but in Bimbo's case this is wrong!!!!!.
I am happy for her that her children were born safely but it does not discount the fact that she is a fraud and has planned everything nicely. Her justification will be that she wanted to give birth safely-all good and I for one will not begrudge her that[b]. All that rooster and bull story about not having family in Nigeria, no roof over her head blah,blah,blah is rubbish and we all know it. [/b]

My major problem with this is the stigma it has attached to our already tarnished image and the impact it may have on Nigerians making visa applications and trying to come to the UK in the future.

If she is sure that her motive was purely safe delivery, let her arrange how she can pay back the money in installments and as soon as the babies are well, she should pay for her and her children's ticket and return to Nigeria.All respect to her if she does that. If she doesn't and tries to prolong her stay and keep milking it then British govt will be fully justified in introducing measures that will no doubt affect future visa applicants,