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ThiefOfHearts:
If Titilayo had not listened to losers like you telling her to "pray and avoid divorce", she wouldnt have been around for her husband to cut her body into pieces

she would be divorced AND alive so go and sit down with your crocodile tears. Go find her 3 year old daughter who is now without a mother and tell her how "evil" divorce is

Alabosi oshi.

@bolded part: It takes one to identify one

Last time I checked, it was still a free world and an opinion doesnt come with price tag attached.
Don't read with tomato paste in your eyes, did you look at the second paragraph before your mouth Diarrhoea started?

Oloko Nla:
what a load of hogwash! so when he violated you, he did not have a face or he was invisible abi? this dump can be full of it!

If I called you stupid, I would be lying, do rapist do their acts in full convenient glare, like chose an exotic room with flood lights etc,

do you need a prophet to tell you that it's done in the dark or with masks on?

This is CRAZO!!!

I don't care if the guy has slept with her or not, I DON'T COMPETE OVER A WOMAN!!!. I'm out

Do you feel the vibes of this track? Love it when siblings collaborate like this

http://youtu.be/kXAsb6snP-A

Zodiac61:
Less than five years after the death of his first wife.
Would the reaction have been as favourable if it Was Bimbo Odukoya re-marrying four years after her husband's death? I don't think so.

[size=15pt]I believe either spouse is allowed to get married after the death of the other partner. If he/she chooses to remarry 1 week after, it's their choice and none of anybody's business. There's nothing that the death of a spouse can do than cause trouble to every step of the living spouse. PEOPLE SHOULD GET A LIFE AND ALLOW OTHERS LIVE THEIRS!!![/size]

I attended a popular church (one of the ones popularly run down here on NL) in Kano. One of the schemes they had in place is this
1. Scholarship for youths in the church (doesn't involve children/relatives of ministers in the church).
2. Welfare scheme for widow and less privileged in church.

And you know nigerians now, they will want to abuse privilege like say na dem 20 Naira started the scheme

I think every right thinking individual should understand that the church is not a Microfinance Bank
Mal 3: 10 - Bring the whole tithe into the storehouse, that there may be food in my house,

Where do you think the food goes to? Is it not in keeping the house? Who do you think pays for the rent/building/maintenance/ bills on every side for running a church and the salary of employed staff? And with that the church still manages to render community service and do prison outreaches.
Last time I checked, the church didn't force money out of anyone's pocket or make threats for you to pay your tithes/offerings

My own pastor here in U.K personally has his own hospital and has at various times helped to sponsor or assist church members in various ways,  m.sc funding, house rent issue, visa etc. and He doesn't get paid from the church purse. How did I know? The church's account income and spending and all expenditure are clearly published and reside on the charity commission's website and because I know there are times church is in need and people keep thinking their meagre tithe/ offering which all of people like you on this website don't contribute is enough to sustain the ministry and still throw money around. smh!!

ILuvAss63:
Adeboye is like a farmer who cultivated a farm on another person's land and wants to keep all of the harvest to himself . How Godly and righteous is that ?

Read it out and listen to yourself

Simple!!!

They are poor = Less more for some other "xtra effects" like contraceptives, birth control and family planning methods

the summary of the whole matter is this

Once a Pastor is popular He is definitely a rogue

Once a Pastor is buoyant enough to live large, then he must be a rogue

If a Pastor can't be "poor" for the sake of your deluded mind, then he is a rogue

Whatever the case is, every pastor is a rogue.

WHAT THE Zap IS WRONG WITH PEOPLE!!!

smh

ogajim:
Don't mind them ojare, Only those that benefit from the scam can defend this SCAM, Majority pay it out of FEAR and the need to "belong" or be counted as "OBEDIENT" by "pastor, MOG, prophet" and maybe rewarded with "deacon" or some official title at some point. Is that the reason we worship and serve God?

Statistics?

I think for once people should stop comparing courses. If you go to school to study "Fish and Chips" , believe you won't have it on a platter of gold. If you've not studied two different courses, don't claim yours is harder, everyone has a fair share of whatever is going on in the world/Nigeria

Nice one.


let me help you end it in another way


"The Nigerian opened a bottle of water, poured it in the sea and said: your papa!!".

Boy1: Will start off his education competing against folks on his course who might all be heading towards 3rd class, or 2:2 like most geology courses. His focus is therefore "to his back"

Boy2: Is striving for excellence and that's a single propelling factor that would shut his eyes off every other person. His focus is to the distant "horizon" which can only get better as he keeps striving

Of the two boys, Boy2 has made a commitment to hard work.

I don't even see any break up and this should be directed to the Church to take care of the Widow not Adeboye!!!

kalokalo:
RCCG is a registered charity or not-for-profit. It is therefore unheard of that the children and grand children of the founder of RCCG want the organization to be accountable to them. It is like saying that the descendants of the founder of the International Red Cross should control and eat from the organization. An incorporated organization is by law distinct from its founders and is a legal entity / person

The only thing I can support is if the late Pa Akindayomi has a surviving widow, then the church should support her till she dies. The kids and grand kids are already pastors in RCCG  so what more do they want.  Pastor Adeboye's kids cannot take over from him when he passes on. The church will continue to be run by someone else. The leadership of a church is not something to be toyed. The Celestial Church of Christ is an example!

Your head is correct patapata

I'm still trying to find logic in the reasoning by whoever wrote the letter.

infact why did I come here again

Biggie9:
I dont attend RCCG but from what i can pinpoint from the above,i feel Adeboye ought to atleast have made sure that the welfare of the Akindayomi family is taken care of, and he should give them a good sense of belonging. But its like they were sidelined, accidentaly or delibrately. Adeboyes' new house in the Redeemed camp is as big as Buckingham palace and he (Adeboye) cruises around in a private jet. His first son has the biggest mens' boutique in West Africa (Wisemen Apparel).
All these will ofcourse make the Akindayomi family raise alarm if Adeboye doesnt atleast make sure he carries them along or make them reap some financial fruit of their late father who is the founder of RCCG. we all are human beings and are bound to have an atom of fleshy feelings in us so this ought to be resolved immediately.

I always try to be objective in life,  my own father is a well established man and rich in his own way,  I am pursuing my life personally with minimal help from his side but I still have his support if I require,  when I finally get established tomorrow was it because of my own father's riches? So take away Adeboye's son from this, I am sick and tired of people trying to mentally figure out why someone has to be properous in life or not

If Akindayomi's family require support it shouldn't even be a public knowledge because to start with,  we were not told that the Church started and has been sustained on Akindayomi's Wealth so what's all this crap about "compensation". I am trying to imagine Azikwe or Awolowo's family holding nigeria to ransom because dem papa had a hand in Naija's walk to freedom. Mschew

There's really nothing to settle some people sef Smh and by the way

mihis:
When did church become a one man business?

explain how it's a one man business?

Divorce has never been a solution to marital problems     

I believe not everyone that marries is qualified for marriage,  if there were any means of ascertaining all round sanity of intending couples,  all these won't happen.

James, as usual, came home really late one Saturday night after being at the bar all night drinking. Not only was he drunk, he was sloppy drunk. He carefully crept into bed next his wife, who fell sleep angry hours earlier, and gave her a goodnight kiss on the check in hopes that she wouldn't wake up.
He awoke in the middle of the night to a strange man standing at the end of his bed wearing a long flowing white robe. "Who the hell are you," demanded James, "and what are you doing in my bedroom?" The mysterious man answered "This is not your bedroom, and my name is St. Peter".
James didn't take the news so well, "You mean I'm dead! That can't be, I have so much to live for, I haven't even said goodbye to my family, you've got to send me back right away!"

St. Peter replied "You cannot go back as you were, you have passed away James. However, you can be reincarnated - but there is a catch. We can only send you back as a dog or a hen." James was devastated, but knowing that there was a farm just down the road from his house, he asked to be sent back as a hen.
A flash of light later, he was covered in feathers and clucking around pecking at corn on the ground. "This ain't so bad," he thought until he felt a strange feeling churning inside him. The farmyard rooster strolled over and said "So you're the new hen, huh? How are you enjoying your first day here?" "It's not so bad" replies James, "but I have this strange feeling inside like I'm about to explode". "You're ovulating" explained the rooster, "haven't you ever laid an egg before?"
"Never" replies James.
"Well just relax and let it happen."
And so he did, and just a few uncomfortable seconds later an egg pops out from under his tail. An immense feeling of relief swept over him - emotions got the better of him as he experienced the joy motherhood for the first time. When he laid his second egg, the feeling of happiness was overwhelming and he knew that being reincarnated as a hen was the best thing that ever happened to him, ever!

The joy of motherhood continued to build and, just as he was just about to lay his third egg, he felt an enormous smack on the back of his head and heard his wife shout "James, wake up you drunken bas*ard, you're sh*tting in the bed!"


Why I Fired My Secretary
This is a true story. Last week was my 40th birthday and I really didn't feel like waking up that morning. I managed to pull myself together and go downstairs for breakfast, hoping my wife would be pleasant and say, "Happy Birthday!", and possibly have a small present for me. As it turned out, she barely said good morning, let alone "Happy Birthday." I thought, Well, that's marriage for you, but the kids, They will remember.
My kids came trampling down the stairs to breakfast, ate their breakfast, and didn't say a word to me. So when I made it out of the house and started for work, I felt pretty dumpy and despondent.

As I walked into my office, my secretary Joanne said, "Good Morning Boss, and by the way Happy Birthday!" It felt a bit better knowing that at least someone remembered. I worked in a zombie like fashion until about one o'clock, when Joanne knocked on my door and said, "You know, it's such a beautiful day outside, and it's your Birthday, why don't we go out for lunch, just you and me." I said, "Thanks, Joanne, that's the best thing I've heard all day. Let's go!"
We went to lunch but not where we'd normally go. Instead she took me to a quiet bistro with a private table. We had a couple of mixed drinks and I enjoyed the meal tremendously. On the way back to the office, Joanne said, "You know, It's such a beautiful day, We don't have to go right back to the office, do we?" I replied with "I suppose not. What do you have in mind?" She said, "Let's go to my apartment, it's just around the corner."
After arriving at her apartment, Joanne turned to me and said, "Boss if you don't mind, I'm goinna to step into the bedroom for just a moment. I'll be right back." "Ok." I nervously replied. She went into the bedroom and, after a couple of minutes, she came out carrying a huge birthday cake,
Followed by my wife, my kids, and dozens of my friends, and co-workers, all singing "Happy Birthday".
And I just sat there,

On the couch,

Naked!


That Monkey Will Eat Anything
A guy walks into a bar with his pet monkey, sits down and orders a drink. Shortly after, the monkey starts jumping all over the place and acting crazy. The monkey grabs some olives off the bar and eats them, grabs some sliced limes and eats them, then jumps up on the pool table, grabs the cue ball, sticks it in his mouth and swallows it whole.

The bartender screams at the guy, "Did you see what your monkey just did?" "No, what?" says the guy. "He just ate the cue ball off my pool table - whole!" says the bartender. "Yeah, that doesn't surprise me, he eats everything in sight. Quite an appetite. I'll pay for the cue ball and other things he ate." He the finishes his drink, pays the bill, and leaves. Two weeks later he's back at the same bar again, monkey by his side as usual. He orders a drink and the monkey starts running around the bar again.

While the man is drinking, the monkey finds a maraschino cherry on the bar. He grabs it, sticks it up his butt, pulls it out, and eats it. The bartender is disgusted. "Did you see what your monkey did?" "What this time?" asks the patron. "Well, he stuck a cherry up his butt, then pulled it out and ate it!" says the barkeeper.
"Yeah, that doesn't surprise me," replies the patron. "He still eats everything in sight, but ever since he ate that damn cue ball he measures it first!"

[size=18pt]This Story lacks every form of Credibility, no pix or video evidence, na dem say[/size]

[size=15pt]Divorce should NEVER be mentioned in Marriage[/size]

If my thinking is right, I believe adults are the people that get married then communication should be a major recourse in times like this



btw: if passing a 7-Stage marriage qualification exam is a criteria for marriage, I wonder how many of this problems will be reduced

[size=18pt]A GOOD MAN IS HAAARRRD TO FIND!![/size]


i left a relationship because of this kinda poo      ,  learning fast from all this contributions,  no more nice guy

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