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Nobody cares about his frigging laptop

What is this Ikwechegh propaganda all over nairaland this period?

As in! Slim girls are just too attractive. They have an unassailable edge over plus sized girls. Let's call a spade a spade

Kriss216:
No amount of propaganda can take away my love for slim girls.




If you’re a slim girl, God will bless you immensely.

Best comment ever

Curvinus:
No greenlight, no approach as Ubunja has been saying in his miseducations, but these simps always think they know better.
Women only offer their vagina to extract resources or to tie you down in a long term monogamous relationship so as to continue to enjoy the comfort and security that you provide.
As a guy, if you are not wealthy or very handsome, there is no point in cold approaching any woman as you'll just gross her out with your willing and needy attitude with nothing tangible to offer her.
Its a cold world out there and the earlier you simps learn to act the part, the better.
A woman could do this to any man and you wont see any dust being raised because the rules are slightly different. the vagina enjoys a more prestigious position than the phalus.

Here is a puzzle/riddle:
Ayo is more wealthy than Kanayo.
But Kanayo claims Ayo owes him.
Now,
Given the fact that Ayo is more wealthy: Can Ayo owe Kanayo?

You ended up twisting what I wrote out of context to get cheap likes. First of all, where did I write anything about carrying physical cash? Your major account could be your salary account if you're a salary earner or your business account if you're a business person. Either ways, the cash is not physical! Geez! How difficult is it to understand simple English? Even ordinary uber that I drive, people hardly pay me in physical cash for cash trips again, they mostly do transfer. Just goes to show you, even ordinary 1k, people hardly carry these days. You can decide to misunderstand, it's your own cup of tea.

seborrhic:
Glad no one thus far liked this rubbish.
Do you know the inconvenience and valuable man hours going to the bank takes?
What of people that get trailed by robbers as they move with physical cash,some even losing their lives in the process.
The most dangerous thing to do in today's Nigeria is moving with large sums of physical cash.It should never be compared with internet banking.

It is simple:
Have two or more accounts: Don't have an ATM card or internet banking on the account containing your major funds. While you can have ATM cards and internet banking on the others having marginal funds.
When you need to do big transactions from your major account, go physically to the banking hall, the cashiers will want to bully you into having ATM card and internet banking, insist you don't have a smart phone. They will do your transactions over the counter.
If they are obstinate, request to close the account and move your funds to another bank.
Never let them force or cajole you into doing internet banking and ATM card on your major account.

I don't care. It has nothing to do with me

Hypocrite! Using so many words and vague verbosity to conceal your hypocrisy.
We are on the cusp of a new year: If truly you almost puked and is so truly disgusted by those thighs, then you'd be fine. But if you're being a hypocrite, then you will labour in vain throughout 2021

SarutobiEky:
trust me bro..you'd be a fool to think I'd reason the way you reason. For this reason I'll choose not to clamp down on your stupidity,, as a lesson and to avoid any form of severity I promise to ignore you with all tenacity.

pS. Just because you find it appealing doesn't mean I do find it appealing. As far as I'm concerned, that's yucky!


Tell her to cover it up. I almost puked looking at it.

There's nothing disgusting here abeg. It's a different thing if you want to advice her on morality grounds, but to say this is disgusting, is pure hypocrisy. These thighs are sexy.

SarutobiEky:
Your thighs look disgusting...no offence.

Please cover them up.

If there's no news on nairaland, let us stay like that. Which one is this format of going to psuedo-celebrities social media pages to pull out pictures and make it news? "Tacha's Christmas look", "Yemi Alade's Christmas look", "Mercy Johnson's Christmas look" ...abeg it's becoming boring

Oh please! Stop complaining. If this same guy isn't meeting your financial needs, you won't hesitate to dump him or start sleeping around in his face and let him know how less of a man he is.
How do you think money is made? Stop being a hypocrite and take down this useless post. Everything he does is because of you.

She can emerge, it has nothing to do with me.

enilove:
The[s] mark of the beast is at the corner .Everything to bring it to manifestation is perfected by the devil.

Revelation 13:16-17 KJV
And he causeth all, both small and great, rich and poor, free and bond, to receive a mark in their right hand, or in their foreheads:
17] And that no man might buy or sell, save he that had the mark, or the name of the beast, or the number of his name.

During the time of this revelation 2000 years ago , people would have laughed and say '' how could that be possible'' .

They would have because there was no :
Banking system
No Internet ,
No computer system
No information about finger prints and retina being the best Biometric authentication and verification system.

The Bible tells us that the marks would either be planted in the hand or in the forehead . This mark would be in form of computer chips . It is
going to be Very small with all your data and secretly carrying the name or mark of the Devil.

Now we have the banking system , the computer, the internet through which everyone's data have been captured . What else remains ?

Some would call it technologies but God calls it end time periods for the manifestation of the Antichrist.

The danger is :
Revelation 14:9-11 KJV
And the third angel followed them, saying with a loud voice, If any man worship the beast and his image, and receive his mark in his forehead, or in his hand, [10] The same shall drink of the wine of the wrath of God, which is poured out without mixture into the cup of his indignation; and he shall be tormented with fire and brimstone in the presence of the holy angels, and in the presence of the Lamb: [11] And the smoke of their torment ascendeth up for ever and ever: and they have no rest day nor night, who worship the beast and his image, and whosoever receiveth the mark of his name.

THE BVN , NIN , ORACLE NUMBER , REGISTRATION OF PHONES etc are means to
ACHIEVE THIS .

What do we do ? As Christians we need to be born again and be expectant of the coming of our Lord Jesus and lastly , be prayerful .

The end is here .

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Truest words ever!

Nanaborga:
Sincere words , it’s either you are bad and rough on them , or they switch and be bad to you , opposite poles attract , and like poles repel . Be that bold dude that’s not shy of pda , grab and spank her butt in public , flirt with her friends and relatives, take her money even when you don’t really need it , go hard but don’t abuse her , let her know you’re in charge .

Even after all this vaginal puppy go still cheat on you , no one can satisfy them , they can fear and love the bad boys but that won’t stop them from fucking the said simps and some other redpiller they find attractive, my advice is to continue being yourself, don’t change to please a vaginal puppy

As in, I just laugh seeing these posts, they don't apply to Nigerian girls. All they want is money. We are so hypocritical in this country, we say prostitution isn't legal, but it's no secret anymore that direct bargain for cash takes place before sex can take place in this country. Go to WhatsApp and Facebook groups, it's all about buying and selling

Facidio:
Who gives a Bleep about feelings... Get ur money and you can bleep 5 gals once in same bed

Nigerians are naturally obsessed with traveling abroad

That's how they overload in the north. These guys have no regards for their lives. When I served in Kebbi, I was to travel from Zuru to Birnin Kebbi on one of these their small golf cars, after loading 3 in front and 4 at the back, they wanted to squeeze in another person in front to share the driver's seat making it 4 in front. I disagreed and said they should refund my money, all attempts to plead with me fell on deaf ears, I told my fellow corp member to disembark, before they reluctantly dropped the idea amidst anger at me for "being wicked".

jaydeevaa:
golf 3, 12 passengers ?
that's overload

Slash or increase price? You guys should try checking meaning of words before using

talktrue1234:
Every time I go to the market, to buy soup items, ladies will start staring at you like you are doing some weird stuffs and the the market women will slash price on you like you are not their fellow Nigerian. I hardly go to the market because of this, has anybody noticed this?

Too long... I didn't read.
If the writer expended this same effort on a research paper on something relating to science, economics or politics, he would have contributed to knowledge. But no! They can only write when it comes to marriage.
Nigerians obsession with marriage is sickening

Yes it is.

femi4:
Penalty goat....Is that a real goat?

As in ehn! That is just apt.

Cutehector:
We claim our traditional duties of cooking and cleaning is a shared responsibility but refuse to share the 'traditional' duty of financial responsibility with our husbands.


Cute

Exactly my point! Nobody has the right to block the roads. The last time, I said severally on this platform that the road blockades were a recipe for anarchy, even ordinary evwryday traffic gridlock brings out hoodlums, let alone a protracted one occasioned by a protest. But these infantile empty heads who don't know anything other than to insult people were trying to crowd bully me into silence. This time around, many of us won't take it, you block the roads, you will have us to contend with. Enough is enough

seunmsg:
Protest is allowed in as much as it is peaceful and doesn’t violate the rights of others. Blocking of roads and preventing others from going about their lawful business is illegal and must be treated as violent protest.

The peaceful protesters must also put in place all necessary measures to ensure that the protest is not hijacked. Security agencies should treat any sign of violence with maximum force. There must never be a repeat of the kind of nonsense carnage that we saw the last time out.

They don't. Money doesn't allow them enjoy sex. To the average Nigerian female, sex is strictly transactional.

Shellsploit:
Amazing analysis...
So Nigeria ladies dont squirt ni

Nigerians are dumb sha:
Which one is "no matter what you're going through, suicide is not an option" ontop an unfortunate incident of play gone wrong?

That aside, my take is that though it is possible the story is as it is, cos I had swallowed a nail and stuck a big stone inside my nostrils as a little boy... So this story may be possible, however, extensive investigations need be carried out to be sure he wasn't killed and a cover up is being attempted

Stop marrying these ...., They won't hear. See this one don fall into the trap

The girl will move on shaperly. She already had like 3 to 10 other guys. You can't tell me she wasn't screwing another guy(s) as at the time this one was at his duty post. Just not possible!
This guy was the previously unfortunate fall guy. Another lamb would be selected.

I agree with this post 100%. Most Nigerians even psychologically think having kids automatically makes them entitled to alms... They are begging, but they are not begging.
There is this warped mentality about producing kids in this country. When you see them begging (and feeling entitled), you would think kids are some form of inevitable occurrence like health conditions or something that one has no control over.
I long stopped having any form of sympathy for anyone begging in the name of having kids. I have functional reproductive organs like you, but I'm not having kids I can't cater for just for the bragging rights of having kids.

There was no shooting. Kill yourself

majamajic:
And people will still come and say there was no shooting , why not visit these named hospitals and make enquiries ?

They are lazy. They don't want to work.

Goldp5988:
A woman can have all those luxury and still have her man alone. Or are you saying we don't have rich single and responsible guys?

Note that I know a lot over here although nobody is perfect.

That alternator price is not correct. I bought Tokunbo alternator for my big daddy Camry for 15k

Lol my thoughts exactly! Many Nigerians are just too vacuous and emotive. This makes it easy to manipulate them like herds of sheep

sammy329: