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Antibettings:
I planted few chilli pepper few months back and the results are coming out well.

Questions, Corrections and critism is allowed

WafiGuy:
The report card of the author is available free online on: https://bolatinubuelibrary.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/04/Asiwaju-Bola-Ahmed-Tinubu-Report-Card.pdf

WafiGuy:
Interestingly the book written by the so called "illiterate" has been in circulation since 2013 and I never knew about it. I am sure it's going to be educative. I am going to order one for my library because the author is an awesome guy, our next president.

Basic123:
https://www.amazon.com/Financialism-Water-Empty-Ahmed-Tinubu/dp/0970285663

DaddyFreeze2020:
The countries with the largest penis sizes have been revealed (and Nigerian men, sadly, are not even in the top ten in Africa).

Researchers at From Mars published the average penis sizes globally and showed how penis sizes compared with the average height of men.

According to their website, Ecuadorian men have the largest average penis size, with an erect length of 6.93 inches, or 10.5% of their average height.

Many African countries made the top ten with Cameroon and Sudan in the top five. The Netherlands is the only European country to make the top ten with an average erect length of 6.25 inches or 9% of average height.

Ireland is in 70th place globally, with the Irish lads measuring a tidy 5.03 inches when erect. This is just shy of the global average of 5.54 cm. The Asian men are lowest in the ranks, with Cambodians coming in last at 3.95 inches when erect.

From Mars researchers have stressed that this study has some shortcomings, (no pun intended). The data was self-reported, meaning many men may have been a little over-generous with their own measurements. The study also seems to have only measured 87 countries out of 292.

The full list is shown below:

Islie:
https://thenationonlineng.net/just-in-airtel-launches-5g/

chokekachy:
https://www.thecable.ng/extra-i-feel-like-a-tiger-ready-to-devour-nigerias-enemies-says-egbetokun/amp

9jahotblog:
South Africa’s Johann Rupert Overtakes Aliko Dangote As Africa’s Richest Man
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Forbes Real-time Global Billionaires List has placed Aliko Dangote on number 172 with a net worth of $10.7 billion behind South Africa’s Johann Rupert & Family who is ranked 145 with net worth of $12 billion.

This means that South Africa’s Johann Rupert has displaced billionaire businessman Aliko Dangote to become Africa’s richest man.
There is always an end to any story.

https://tribuneonlineng.com/south-africas-johann-rupert-overtakes-aliko-dangote-as-africas-richest-man/

phemmyfour:
The late Tiv warrior, Gideon Orkar's, coup speech, April 1990

Fellow Nigerian citizens,
On behalf of the patriotic and well-meaning peoples of the Middle Belt and the southern parts of this country, I , Major Gideon Orka, wish to happily inform you of the successful ousting of the dictatorial, corrupt, drug baronish, evil man, deceitful, homo-sexually-centered, prodigalistic, un-patriotic administration of General Ibrahim Badamosi Babangida.

We have equally commenced their trials for unabated corruption, mismanagement of national economy, the murders of Dele Giwa, Major-General Mamman Vasta, with other officers as there was no attempted coup but mere intentions that were yet to materialize and other human rights violations.

The National Guard already in its formative stage is disbanded with immediate effect. Decrees Number 2 and 46 are hereby abrogated. We wish to emphasis that this is not just another coup but a well conceived, planned and executed revolution for the marginalized, oppressed and enslaved peoples of the Middle Belt and the south with a view to freeing ourselves and children yet unborn from eternal slavery and colonization by a clique of this country.

Our history is replete with numerous and uncontrollable instances of callous and insensitive dominatory repressive intrigues by those who think it is their birthright to dominate till eternity the political and economic privileges of this great country to the exclusion of the people of the Middle Belt and the south.

They have almost succeeded in subjugating the Middle Belt and making them voiceless and now extending same to the south. It is our unflinching belief that this quest for domination, oppression and marginalization is against the wish of God and therefore, must be resisted with the vehemence. Anything that has a beginning must have an end.

It will also suffice here to state that all Nigerians without skeleton in their cupboards need not to be afraid of this change. However, those with skeleton in their cupboards have all reasons to fear, because the time of reckoning has come. For the avoidance of doubt, we wish to state the three primary reasons why we have decided to oust the satanic Babangida administration.

The reasons are as follows:

(a) To stop Babangida’s desire to cunningly, install himself as Nigeria’s life president at all costs and by so doing, retard the progress of this country for life.

In order to be able to achieve this undesirable goals of his, he has evidently started destroying those groups and sections he perceived as being able to question his desires. Examples of groups already neutralized, pitched against one another or completely destroyed are:

(1) The Sokoto caliphate by installing an unwanted Sultan to cause division within the hitherto strong Sokoto caliphate.

(2) The destruction of the peoples of Plateau State, especially the Lantang people, as a balancing force in the body politics of this country.

(3) The buying of the press by generous monetary favours and the usage of State Security Service, SSS, as a tool of terror.

(4) The intent to cow the students by the promulgation of the draconian decree Number 47.

(5) The cowing of the university teaching and non-teaching staff by an intended massive purge, using the 150 million dollar loan as the necessitating factor.

(6) Deliberately withholding funds to the armed forces to make them ineffective and also crowning his diabolical scheme through the intended retrenchment of more than half of the members of the armed forces.

Other pointers that give credence to his desire to become a life president against the wishes of the people are:

(1) His appointment of himself as a minister of defense, his putting under his direct control the SSS, his deliberate manipulation of the transition programme, his introduction of inconceivable, unrealistic and impossible political options, his recent fraternisation with other African leaders that have installed themselves as life presidents and his dogged determination to create a secret force called the national guard, independent of the armed forces and the police which will be answerable to himself alone, both operationally and administratively.

It is our strong view that this kind of dictatorial desire of Babangida is unacceptable to Nigerians of the 1990’s, and, therefore, must be resisted by all. Another major reason for the change is the need to stop intrigues, domination and internal colonisation of the Nigerian state by the so-called chosen few.

This, in our view, has been and is still responsible for 90 percent of the problems of Nigerians. This indeed has been the major clog in our wheel of progress. This clique has an unabated penchant for domination and unrivalled fostering of mediocrity and outright detest for accountability, all put together have been our undoing as a nation. This will ever remain our threat if not checked immediately.

It is strongly believed that without the intrigues perpetrated by this clique and misrule, Nigeria will have in all ways achieved developmental virtues comparable to those in Korea, Taiwan, Brazil, India, and even Japan. Evidence, therefore, this cancerous dominance has as a factor constituted by a major and unpardonable clog in the wheel of progress of the Nigerian state. (Sic) It is suffice to mention a few distasteful intrigues engineered by this group of Nigerians in recent past.

These are:

(1) The shabby and dishonourable treatment meted on the longest serving Nigerian general in the person of General Domkat Bali, who in actual fact had given credibility to the Babangida administration.

(2) The wholesale hijacking of Babangida’s administration by the all powerful clique.

(3) The disgraceful and inexplicable removal of Commodore Ebitu Ukiwe, Professor Tam David-West, Mr. Aret Adams and so on from office.

(4) The now-pervasive and on-going retrenchment of Middle Belt and southerners from public offices and their instant replacement by the favoured class and their stooges.

(5) The deliberate disruption of the educational culture and retarding its place to suit the favoured class to the detriment of other educational minded parts of this country.

(6) The deliberate impoverishment of the peoples from the Middle Belt and the south, making them working ghosts and feeding on the formulae of 0-1-1- or 0-0-0 while the aristocratic class and their stooges are living in absolute affluence on a daily basis without working for it.

(7) Other countless examples of the exploitative, oppressive, dirty games of intrigues of its class, where people and stooges that can best be described by the fact that even though they contribute very little economically to the well being of Nigeria, they have over the years served and presided over the supposedly national wealth derived in the main from the Middle Belt and the southern part of this country, while the people from these parts of the country have been completely deprived from benefiting from the resources given to them by God.

( The third reason for the change is the need to lay a strong egalitarian foundation for the real democratic take off of the Nigerian state or states as they circumstances may dictate.

In the light of all the above and in recognition of the negativeness of the aforementioned aristocratic factor, the overall progress of the Nigerian state a temporary decision to excise the following states namely, Sokoto, Borno, Katsina, Kano and Bauchi states from the Federal Republic of Nigeria comes into effect immediately until the following conditions are met.

The conditions to be met to necessitate the re-absorption of the aforementioned states are as following:

(a) To install the rightful heir to the Sultanate, Alhaji Maccido, who is the people’s choice.

(b) To send a delegation led by the real and recognised Sultan Alhaji Maccido to the federal government to vouch that the feudalistic and aristocratic quest for domination and operation will be a thing of the past and will never be practised in any part of the Nigeria state.

By the same token, all citizens of the five states already mentioned are temporarily suspended from all public and private offices in Middle Belt and southern parts of this country until the mentioned conditions above are met.

They are also required to move back to their various states within one week from today. They will, however, be allowed to return and joint the Federal Republic of Nigeria when the stipulated conditions are met. In the same vein, all citizens of the Middle Belt and the south are required to come back to their various states pending when the so-called all-in-all Nigerians meet the conditions that will ensure a united Nigeria. A word is enough for the wise.

This exercise will not be complete without purging corrupt public officials and recovering their ill-gotten wealth, since the days of the oil boom till date. Even in these hard times, when Nigerians are dying from hunger, trekking many miles to work for lack of transportation, a few other Nigerians with complete impunity are living in unbelievable affluence both inside and outside the country.

We are extremely determined to recover all ill-gotten wealth back to the public treasury for the use of the masses of our people. You are all advised to remain calm as there is no cause for alarm.

We are fully in control of the situation as directed by God. All airports, seaports and borders are closed forthwith. The former Armed Forces Ruling Council is now disbanded and replaced with National Ruling Council to be chaired by the head of state with other members being a civilian vice-head of state, service chiefs, inspector general of police, one representative each from NLC, NUJ, NBA, and NANS.

A curfew is hereby imposed from 8 p.m. to 6 a.m. until further notice. All members of the armed forces and the police forces are hereby confined to their respective barracks.

All unlawful and criminal acts by those attempting to cause chaos will be ruthlessly crushed. Be warned as we are prepared at all costs to defend the new order. All radio stations are hereby advised to hook on permanently to the national network programme until further notice.

Long live all true patriots of this great country of ours. May God and Allah through his bountiful mercies bless us all.

Ujukitchen:
Private part now public news 😟

FreeStuffsNG:
Sarkodie impregnated me in 2010: Actress Yvonne Nelson



https://pmnewsnigeria.com/2023/06/19/sarkodie-impregnated-me-in-2010-actress-yvonne-nelson/

AImiron:
https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.voanews.com/amp/romanian-prosecutors-send-andrew-tate-to-trial-for-human-trafficking-/7144724.html

Ihateheadslamer:
#2023presidencialelection.

Lesson (1) Buhari is a failure
Lesson (2) Atiku is a scammer
Lesson (3) Tinubu is a cocaine sniffing vagabond and a mandate criminal.

Lesson (4) Obi we know

Nemere2020:
VICE President Kassim Shettima is currently decorating Kayode Adeolu Egbetokun with the rank of Inspector-General of Police, IGP.

herkeem:
https://von.gov.ng/president-tinubu-departs-for-france-to-attend-financial-summit/

Peacemaker5128:
https://twitter.com/renoomokri/status/1670879137932668941

Cyberterror:
Reno Omokri is just an attention seeker looking to revive his relevance with his social media base that have long deserted him. He is asking for the southeast to be placated adequately as if he is not aware that the real Igbos have rejected the new Chief of Naval staff, Rear Adm E. I. Ogalla for not being Igbo enough even though he is from Enugu Ezike in Enugu state just like they rejected the former Chief of Defence staff Lucky Irabor from Agbor.

But real Igbos want to force Ikwerre people of Rivers state who have a separate identity to identify as Igbos just because of Ikwerre's vast oil resources and access to the Atlantic ocean that the real Igbos are eyeing.

otipoju:
Tinubu dey very street smart.

TemplarLandry:
Congratulations officer.
I know Hell Rufai hates you right now.
Tinubu is working.💜
Nigeria will be great again.
#RenewedHope.

abc115:
Photos: President Tinubu, Bill Gates, Dangote in Aso Rock

totit:
Qatar-based drug kingpins Murphy, Oluchukwu smashed by NDLEA at Lagos Airport


https://pmnewsnigeria.com/2023/06/18/qatar-based-drug-kingpins-murphy-oluchukwu-smashed-by-ndlea-at-lagos-airport/?utm_source=&utm_medium=twitter

MissOpe:
Dey play,

I put some amount recently and I gained a whooping $400.

I'm not going in now until the market ranges, then I can scalp the market......

AnonPoet:
https://www.instagram.com/p/Ctory6cM21q/?igshid=MzRlODBiNWFlZA==

ExAngel007:
https://www.thecable.ng/scammer-entity-changpeng-zhao-binance-ceo-says-operations-of-nigerian-subsidiary-fraudulent/amp

Buddha3:
This is why certain monarchical stools in Nigeria hold no societal relevance.

In Yakurr LGA of Cross River where I come from, the Obol Lopon (King) of Ugep is picked through a sacred traditional ritual that is performed by the Chief Priest and Kingmaker. The three maternal clans who have historically been christened for the stool are gathered, and whether there be 60 people in attendance, the chief priest throws the coronation towel of the gods that floats until it settles on the shoulder of the one who's chosen.

Once that's done, no single soul utters a word in argument or defiance. The king is crowned and can be on that stool for 50years or more, depending on what the gods deem fit, according to his well rounded earthly behaviour and handling of the stool.

No governor or political leader has a bloody say over who sits on that stool. The only time the Governor does the selection based on popular votes or opinion is when one king is to be crowned the paramount ruler of all other village kings in my LGA.

All these 21st century half-baked monarchies being decided by politicians is the reason people like Ganduje can wake up and disgrace a whole Emir, then balkanize his kingdom.. . Tomorrow una no go allow us hear something with nonsensical bragging!

lhordspy:
Twelve-year-olds are being taught about anal sex in school while nine-year-olds are told to 'masturbate' for homework: The shocking lesson plans used by teachers in UK classrooms

* Many teachers are 'indoctrinating' children with scientifically false claims about biological sex, presenting gender as fluid and furthering the 'trans' narrative that people can be born in the wrong body.



MailOnline can reveal that some children are:


REACTIONS


https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-12189041/Twelve-year-olds-taught-anal-sex-school-nine-year-olds-told-masturbate.html

ijustdey:
https://punchng.com/nigeria-air-memo-reveals-why-ethiopia-investors-fail-to-sign-deal/?amp

seunny4lif:
But USA have nukes stationed in Turkey, UK and Germany which are over 5K KM from USA yet they are making noises about Russia placing Nukes in Belarus, which is only 1KM from Russia.

Just like they are saying Iran can’t have nukes yet Pakistan owned many nukes, thanks to USA

I always laugh when people said Iran is a terrorist nation while the most known terrorists organisation mostly pass through one of USA biggest ally which is Pakistan.

The fact that USA trained and funded Pakistan nukes programs because of India decided to go close to USSR, shows how USA government thinks.

Same way they thought they were using China against USSR, but today it’s backfiring on them.

That’s double standard