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Family / Re: Couple Ignore Their Maid At A Restaurant, Angry Nigerians React (Photos) by Xkalaban(m): 6:58am On Dec 27, 2018
Its a sick world out there undecided

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Politics / Re: 4-year-old Daughter Of White Nigerian Does Buhari 4+4 Sign by Xkalaban(m): 2:14pm On Dec 25, 2018
michealewela:

Lolz I lost interest at the mention of obi and atiku,,,

I get it u know. Trust me I do. But I think Obi is a sharp candidate who's also conservative and in touch with the ppl. It's hard choosing leaders in 9ja given that we've been played time after time, but we can all figure it out if we put our differences aside. Especially our educated youths.....

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Politics / Re: 4-year-old Daughter Of White Nigerian Does Buhari 4+4 Sign by Xkalaban(m): 2:10pm On Dec 25, 2018
michealewela:

Lolz I lost interest at the mention of obi and atiku,,,

I get it u know. Trust me I do. But we can all figure it out if we put our differences aside. Especially our educated youths.....

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Politics / Re: 4-year-old Daughter Of White Nigerian Does Buhari 4+4 Sign by Xkalaban(m): 3:50pm On Dec 24, 2018
michealewela:

Show me the road please..

First off, send Jubril back to Sudan cos he's outta touch with the ppl and devoid of ideas. And we certainly don't need a 70yr old to upgrade us in this modern day world.

Say no to all polithiefians and their 5k per votes blood money, whether apc or pdp. Place them on minimum wage like salary as civil servants and give them little or no allowances. Basically, make their offices unattractive so that whoever goes there goes for the passion to serve and be fruitful to the society and not the opportunity to loot n get wealthy.

Start throwing ur support to intellects that are young n vibrant with brilliant ideas. 9ja has the man power and lots of bright minds with awesome potentials. Both here and in diaspora. If not for Peter, I'd never see myself considering Atiku as an option. And that's not because of tribe, simply because I see Peter as both an intellect and a man of integrity. Osibanjo to me looked like the way out at first, but now I'm convinced he has become a puppet to the cabal.

I'm not perfect but I think if we do some of this and stop being sycophants and tool boxes for politicians, then just maybe then their might be hope for the country. 90% of all the various institutions in the country needs to be overhauled. Everything is just in disarray and u can't deny that.

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Politics / Re: 4-year-old Daughter Of White Nigerian Does Buhari 4+4 Sign by Xkalaban(m): 3:02pm On Dec 24, 2018
grin


4 + 4 = next level of Jubril version 2.1
9ja no get hope at all. Very soon ppl shall turn to cannibals and start feeding on each other's flesh. Since una see road decide follow bush. Kwantinu chanting sai Jubril.....
Fashion / Re: A Lady Wears See-Through Top And Shorts: Fashion Or Madness? by Xkalaban(m): 4:39pm On Dec 23, 2018
Araaaa!
Crime / Re: White Man Plays Along With "A Yahoo Boy". What Happened Next Is Surprising! by Xkalaban(m): 4:37pm On Dec 23, 2018
shocked





Never judge a book by its cover cos looks can be deceiving.

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Crime / Re: Heartless Okada Rider Machetes Benefactor To Death by Xkalaban(m): 8:30pm On Dec 16, 2018
Is this one even human? His soul already belonged to Satan even from the day of conception. Tụfịakwa!

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Politics / Re: Jubril Of Sudan: Nnamdi Kanu Suspends Live Broadcast, Reveals Next Action by Xkalaban(m): 2:28am On Dec 16, 2018
Qsscruz:
There is no smoke without fire..All that the man in Aso rock has been doing points to the direction of Kanu being right..Everyone have seen reasons with him and Jubril keeps shooting himself on the foot with his negative antics..The last nail to the coffin would be if he fails to be present at the presidential debate which i know he will surely not attend..Operation unmask the impostor.

I tell u... Gbagam! Don knack for sai Jubril zombies head. Will sai Jubril accept the challenge and hold the debate down or is he gonna travel out of z kwantri on a national emergency basis?

Either way him go like show say him be wrinkled dullard ruling Juria by the old ways & to quick death undecided How can something that is extinct and fazed out show the current ppl of nowadays what to trade in, invest in, spend in and what not? Or the way to salvation which clearly hasn't worked over the yrs in 9ja.

Buhari is simply out of touch & outdated. We have younger, sharper, stronger and trendier brilliant minds inside 9ja that can steer us out of this 4uckin darkness we find ourselves in. Having Buhari for a president is simply unacceptable and is a huge disregard for Nigerian youths. The brilliant minds in this country are simply not being encouraged and being put to good use. And a good majority of them are very sharp youths with lots of potentials but no maximum support from the govt. #Ignoranceofthehighestorder#

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Politics / Re: I Can’t Wait For Presidential Debate - Atiku Reacts To Peter Obi's Performance by Xkalaban(m): 9:13am On Dec 15, 2018
PureMe01:
grin grin I was highly expecting u to say u cant wait for buhari to debate as well.i had to slap myself to get back to my senses realizing u already know what your bubu's debate wil look like,highly embarrasing coupled the irreparable situation the president of Nigeria will put forth the image of the country to the world(ask the youths)...so so "kworoption,kworoption" we go dey hear.nothing els upstairs grin grin

#Savage# grin

Sai Jubril zombies aww market grin

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Crime / Re: Inspector Heads Robbery Gang, Cheats Member Of N2.8m (photo) by Xkalaban(m): 5:20pm On Dec 14, 2018
This is Juria for u....
Celebrities / Re: Linda Ikeji Breaks Up With Sholaye Jeremi Her Baby Daddy by Xkalaban(m): 2:22pm On Dec 14, 2018
AngelicBeing:
But my lion has one fúçk to give to the bulshit story grin

Lol grin

The lion sef don tire to argue grin

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Celebrities / Re: Twitter Fan Mocks Linda Ikeji Hours After The Tragic News Of Her Relationship by Xkalaban(m): 9:18am On Dec 14, 2018
grin

Can't help but agree with her. Karma no sabi disappoint. It always comes to collect like the hooded grim ripper.

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Celebrities / Re: Linda Ikeji Breaks Up With Sholaye Jeremi Her Baby Daddy by Xkalaban(m): 9:14am On Dec 14, 2018
Long epistle, no 4uck given....

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Politics / Re: Boko Haram Kills Captain Kabiru Hamza Kura, Platoon Commander In Borno by Xkalaban(m): 8:42am On Dec 14, 2018
Gozzzy:

the only thing I like is the gun he's carrying in the first pic.... he's a python dancer, so IDGAF!!!!!

Lol grin

Let him kwantinu phython dancing on z ozza side... grin

Anyways, not to sound inconsiderate. He looks like a gentle soul at heart so on that note..... R. I. P man...

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Sports / Re: Rocio Oliva Throws Diego Maradona Out Of The House He Bought For Her by Xkalaban(m): 8:21am On Dec 14, 2018
Serves the hediat right. When grown men start acting and spewing trash like a b!tch, then they get treated like a b!tch. It's called karma angry

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Culture / Re: Outrage As Nigerians Perform Traditional Rituals Publicly In South Africa.Photos by Xkalaban(m): 7:28am On Dec 14, 2018
Let he without sin cast the first stone. Them kill chicken una dey cry? What of the countless lives, underwears, heads and body parts that are being mutilated on s daily basis right here in our own soil. All these hypocrites should shut up abeg lipsrsealed

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Crime / Re: Police Threatens "Blind" Beggar With Tear Gas, See What Happened Next. Photos by Xkalaban(m): 7:40pm On Dec 13, 2018
The hustle is real shocked
Family / Re: Woman Hails Man Who Helps His Wife With House Chores. Photos by Xkalaban(m): 11:04am On Dec 13, 2018
BillGoldberg:
Please Nairalanders, what is Distin the woman is talking about in the last paragraph?

Lol

Na the Kanda naa... grin

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Celebrities / Re: Blaqbonez Calls Out YBNL Mafia Over Song Lyrics, Gets Dragged By The Entire YBNL by Xkalaban(m): 10:55am On Dec 13, 2018
Don't know none of them jump up and down wackos forming rappers. Don't give a 4uck, never will. But I think the kid @Blaqbonez is 200% right. As an artist one should be a role model who leads by example. E.g Nas, J. Cole but all this ones just dey deceive gullible youths rather than to dey educate and inspire them through reasonable lyrics. Smh....

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Celebrities / Re: Davido Mocks Peruzzi Over His Leaked Sex Video With Tobi, UNILAG Slay Queen by Xkalaban(m): 3:53pm On Dec 12, 2018
Earthbound:
Mehn these guys are living the life.

Wake up, drink, smoke, f***, make music, chop, make money, chop again, travel, f***, smile for the gram, f*** again, drink, smoke, f*** again. Na wa o

Lol grin

Ur pm says no reason am, but u just dey reason am. Life of a super star cheesy

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Crime / Re: Biase Cross River Crisis, Attack: 3 Men Beheaded, 80 Persons Killed (Graphic) by Xkalaban(m): 12:53pm On Dec 12, 2018
There's no hope for this fraud of Juria. Smh.... undecided
Religion / Re: Explosion Rocks Umuahia Catholic Church by Xkalaban(m): 8:25am On Dec 12, 2018
Old petrol tank buried in the ground kwa? Yeye dey smell shocked

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Car Talk / Re: 5 Most Important Things To Do When Your Car Brakes Fail by Xkalaban(m): 8:17am On Dec 12, 2018
Lol, always check ur hydraulics and make sure it's guaged. And if u notice ur brakes are becoming less effective, get it serviced asap....

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Sports / Re: Inside Lionel Messi's Incredible $15m Private Jet (Photos) by Xkalaban(m): 7:29am On Dec 12, 2018
Baba keeps celebrating while the haters keep hating cool

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Crime / Re: Man Kills His Four Kids, Hangs Himself In Eleme, Rivers State (Graphic Photos) by Xkalaban(m): 11:18am On Dec 11, 2018
4uckin loser. Why take the lives of those innocent kids?
Culture / Re: 'I Got Three Wives Through Flogging' - Fulani Man (photos) by Xkalaban(m): 11:16am On Dec 11, 2018
undecided

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Sports / Re: Ronaldo Urges Messi: Come To Italy, Try Something New by Xkalaban(m): 9:01pm On Dec 10, 2018
grin

Leo Messi is simply the greatest. See how he's chilling and doing his thing but meanwhile Pele, Penaldo and his bingos are just all over the place and foaming through their mouth.

Shioor, it no dey do for una Una no sabi face front grin

Stay yakin and yapping like youz a twelve yr old notice-me. Raaaabbish! cheesy

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Celebrities / Re: New Pictures Of Nnenna Nwabueze As She Returns To Acting by Xkalaban(m): 5:33pm On Dec 08, 2018
vicfy:
Crush ke? Bros u don Old sha

grin

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Celebrities / Re: New Pictures Of Nnenna Nwabueze As She Returns To Acting by Xkalaban(m): 2:15pm On Dec 08, 2018
Merit my crush that yr. Her ghost from the movie scared the sh!t outta me though grin

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Health / Re: Man Drinks Bottle Of Gin To Impress His Friends, See What Happened Later. Photo by Xkalaban(m): 1:36pm On Dec 07, 2018
This one dey stupidly suicidal grin
Crime / Re: F-SARS Nabs Three Wanted Kidnap Suspects In Imo by Xkalaban(m): 1:25pm On Dec 07, 2018
elmodee7:
Igbos from idiotic pigs of biafia IPOD terrorist. waste them that will serve as a deterrent to other IPOB terrorists.
notoriousbabe:
Igbos and crime be like bread and butter
superlanny:
Na dem developers,ipob and crime is like igbo and rizla, enemies of progress

Can u try and use ur brain for once.... Shraaap there!
So una fellow amajiris don turn to Igbos abi? There charcoal stained forehead should have been burnt on the spot sef...

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