₦airaland Forum

DamnnNiggarr:
My Bossom childhood friend was financially down and needed financial assistance because his landlord was suffocating him with his constant nagging. So he contacted me as his old guy and and told me the situation on ground and requested for financial assistance from me. I didn't hesitate in sending him the money which he summed up with the one he had and cleared his house rent.

So, this afternoon, his wife texted me, and in her text, she thanked me for the assistance and requested to pay me a visit and and help me with some of my chores since my wife is in Bayelsa. From the very moment I set my eyes on that text, I haven't been myself knowing fully well that one thing may lead to another during her visit/stay.

That my guy is so dear to me and we treat each other with utmost respect so for this reason, I wouldn't like to loose that respect and trust. This woman is anticipating my response, according to her.

Please house, how do I discourage her from visiting me in my wife's absence without it looking as if I'm avoiding her? What does she want? Who has been in this type of situation and how did you resolve the issue without creating enmity?

You are simply a bad friend to be thinking this way.

Cant you just tell her not to worry herself over your chores or just tell her you are not around.

AccessME:
I'm writing this with tears draining out of my eyes. I masturbated for over 12 years and lose a lots of body nutrients now I'm weak, feeling pains all over my bones, eyes and body in general.

As in the sperm I've been releasing all this year's have come to hot me now I want to regain them back. Pls which food can I be eating to help me regain my strength/sperm back within a short period of time?

Eat alot of fries and red meat.

michlins:
no matter what we tell him,he will remain himself.

He's only going to unleash the beast in him at his own time or probably not.

He's not stupid for being good btw. The people who pay him back with evil are the stupid people

Exactly, there is nothing anyone can tell him to make him change, because that is who he is by nature.

He is still very young, life itself will taught him how to modify his dealing with this cruel world eventually.

Bomboiy:
LMAO APC members are bunch of jokers.

Presidential candidate and his vice don't have certificate,this is worse than Buhari's tenure,at least Osinbajo had his complete credentials.


We must reject this evil party, BoBo Chicago the drug dealer can't be sold to any sensible human,they are hoping on ignorance and poverty in the northern Nigeria.

The article only says he misplaced them, which is very normal for people graduated before computer age.

For instance, I dont even know where all my primary and junior secondary school certificates are now, and now compare to people who did theirs in 1960s.

MyAmericandream:
You even said a rich GOODMAN not a bad rich man. Who doesn’t like the former?

Except ritualists and woman beaters, all rich men are good in the eyes of women

Weekly is better.

Infact there should be a law that will allow civil servants to determine how they would be collecting their salary.

Badboibipo:
If you’re in your 30s as a man please avoid anyone below the age I just described. They are still in their “I am the wicked, I am the nicki Minaj bad bitch” phase in life. They have zero brain most times and they only want to wear big polo and dance “mofejoko” on TikTok while collecting daily, weekly salary from you for giving you the privilege of dating the “queeen nicki Barbie”.

If you are bored of just empty sexxxx and want anything genuine and real, search for older women if they even have a kid out of wedlock even better. Those ones are very mature, understanding and down to earth most times. They have finished their “nicki Minaj bad bitch Barbie” phase and are genuinely humbled with their age and are ready if they see you’re hardworking and serious.

Those young ones are just starting life and have no real experience yet, they are extremely dramatic and attention seeking while having the mentality that the world revolves around their arse and boobs and they feel entitled to every mans attention and adoration.

If you’re young as a woman don’t even bother to like me please , because I will not only see you as a toddler I will even buy you cracker biscuits and Fanta to make you go play in the rain as the baby that you are.

Mature women don’t hide their feelings or play too much games, they go straight to the point.

Things dont works that way with women irrespective of their age. There is only one thing women want from men, the moment you have that thing, you can marry any age and still have your peace of mind.

No woman, young or old, will ever leave a rich good man. So be rich and be responsible to enjoy these daughters of eve.

Nonexisting:
It means her pussy is available to you but run brother, run. That pussy is one pussy you go fucck finish but e no go ever fucck you up finish.

Everything is not about sex, women do that a lot to people they like,not necessarily want to sleep with him. She may be asking for asking sake, or want to link him to someone.

StagethemTVee:
Biden was shaky shaky but many people shouting down Tinubu's health right now preferred him to Trump. You see Tinubu, Atiku, Obi will not solve Nigeria's problem until the Nigerian fixes his mentality and character flaws. Only you can fix yourself. Our leaders are a product of the followers. If we are getting bad leaders every 4 years, then it's the people that need to change first.

Finally,I see someone who understands my preaching to the gullible masses.

Black Africans or let me say Nigerians are naturally selfish, egocentric and wicked. It all started from family settings( which is the basic unit in society). If you cant help your relatives, friends,neighbours, etc as private individual, there is no way you can exhibit the same feelings/character toward the larger society.

People always forget that their leaders are products of their society. We are as corrupt as people leading us.

Ayanwukoma:
80% of handsome men, I mean men who are truly handsome are lonely and bored most days of their life because people mostly try to stay away from them...

Women assume they have a lot of girls flocking around them which is not always true.

Some men are afraid or jealous to be friends with them so as not to cause problem with their wife/fiancees/girlfriend.

Same can't be said for pretty girls, who men flock around with.

True or false

That is not true, handsome men get the most beautiful girls around with ease. Even the broke ones are getting super hot girls. Girls use find their ways to woo the shy or introvert ones among them.

duro4chang:
Where I do vote nothing like that.

You will never notice.

This is how it works, they gather the voters with comfirm PVC names(especially women and elderly ) through their local agents or sure boys in the area and promise them the money. Associations like, Tailoring, hairdressing, Barbing, Mechanic etc can also be approach through their chairmen. The members would be call to a meeting where the promise would be made.

On election day,all of them know themselves, and the style to use to show their votes to agents would be giving to them a day before election.

They dont just approach a random person at pooling centre except they see you as someone they can convince with money.

duro4chang:
Man must wack now. Collect indomie vote your candidate and go and cook your indomie , eat and sleep.

Is like you never go to Pooling units before. You must stylishly show your thump print to the party agent standing at strategic spot before they give you money.

Funny people everywhere, you called this eye sore poor architectural design thing like old Emier palace best facilities?

Rastaramsey:
Damnnn
This girl is so so hot.....

She has a beautiful face, complete body and a good heart......

Nice job....

See wetin our Politicians no fit do 9
Na only to thief thief them Sabi...

She come tall join. Perfectly created by God.

helinues:
GEJ and Atiku both won online but not in the real election.

You guys can continue with your online winning

Arguing with some political novices on Nairaland is a mere waste of time. Anyone who does not know that majority of real voters are illiterate/semi- illiterate
Who are mostly influence by money on election days is not worth discussing Nigeria politics with.

I can bet with anything that 80% of people you see collecting PVC today are doing so for personal use and not to vote. Majority of online analysts and supporters wont step out of their comfort zone on election days. Some will go for accreditation and wont go back there to vote. Those that will dedicate their time and energy to pass through the rigorous/frustrating process by INEC officials will do so for money.

Nigeria electoral process is not a child play,not something you can just seat down at the comfort of your home and be predicting like many Petet Obi supporters are doing on internet.

I like Peter Obi personality as well, if you want to help him, go out physically to campaign for him, not all this childish online calculations.