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I know why hospitals spell AMBULANCE backwards on the front.

Welcome ajiboyet. In this Land, you will find the good, the bad and the not so good. Be yourself and you will learn a lot, meet new people and/or even make few good friends.

Programming is a fun art and fascinating as well. I suggest you go for computer science and get your university education just like everybody else (if you have the opportunity). You don't know when/where you might need it. There are other things University education will expose you to beside your hobby or in this case programming. Yes, most school in Nigeria will not teach you the real thing (maybe they don't know) about programming but, don't forget you can always learn stuff yourself and there are tons of[i] free [/i] information out there on cyberspace.

Good to know you've started doing some programming on you own. Keep it up. Ask questions if you need help, i'm sure someone here will provide you with an answer or point you to where you can get it.

What do we say of husband beaters? I'm sure there are women out there who beat their husband.

Ok. If that makes you feel good. BTW if you're looking for something funny, visit the joke section.

Do you really have to tell me that?

Turkmenistan

Free:
sure why not!!!!!!!!,
well you know sometiimes you cannot help whom you love,
it maybe wrong but what if they are in love, and were meant for each
other, or,

Exactly. Its clear Man B wasn't in love with my wife. Why will i let go such a wonderful gem just because my 'good friend' refuse to see beyond his nose. I can always make another friend but, its hard to find a good wife.

[quote author=larger_20 link=topic=10362.msg286359#msg286359 date=1144796606]Ok here are the sites i just found. They all load so slow and has not link with students activities on campus

University of Portharcourt >>> http://www.uniport.edu.ng/ << Its looks like scammers joint
http://www.unijos.edu.ng/ >> Poor Java script , is this what they teach students.? I doubt professors are good programmers
http://www.uniben.edu/ >> this is really neat. I like it best
http://www.futo.edu.ng >> Still under construction
http://www.rsust.edu.ng/ >> Looks like high school students website
http://www.esut.edu.ng/ >>> this is the worst
http://www.igbinedionuniversity.edu.ng/index.php this one fine cha with the php

Has anyone seen? >>> http://www.universityofnigeria.com/[/quote]ESUT the worst?  That site has been under construction ever since i was a toddler. Its a shame all 'em computer engineers cannot come up with a decent website. Its a double shame ESUT is my alma mater.

Rinse in warm water? Can anyone explain why that works? Since such VCDs came from Naija, is it possible you are washing away the 'freezing' evil spirit

I will make a quick comment on what i can see so far without repeating what my2cents said. First off, resize the site to fill the browser window. Always test with different browsers before uploading. Its like 3/4 on my IE and thats not attractive.

You can link the photo gallery to randomly display a different picture on the home page when refreshed or on next visit.

Put a link for fans to contact their favorite player(s) and see to it that the player(s) receive the message and possibly reply if necessary. Makes the whole thing dynamic and interesting.

LoverBwoy:
I know in nigeria people die "just like that"

I know in nigeria you can get arrested after buying a land

I know in nigeria you can get someone arrested with just N1000/night

I know in nigeria u can get charged N20000 even if your not at home da whole month

Seems like the above happened to you.

You aint seen nothing yet. Watch this and [url=http://www.comikzone.com/Blind%20Date%20Fart.htm]this[/url]. And yet another (my favorite).

I'm sure people of this land will love to know your price list.

I know the secret of immortality. i'm testing it on myself right now. Will let you guys in on the secret in 3006.

You go ahead. I'm not much of a teacher and i hate typing. You are doing a wonderful job. Be rest assured i will be following the tutorial and will always point out issue when necessary.

sbucareer:

When you finished extracting your PHP files or executing the installation go to the directory and copy php.ini into C:\windows

Nice work so far SBU. There is something i need to point out from PHP documentation:

The PHP manual used to promote the copying of files into the Windows system directory, this is because this directory (C:\Windows, C:\WINNT, etc.) is by default in the systems PATH. Copying files into the Windows system directory has long since been deprecated and may cause problems.

This means you no longer need to copy php.ini into C:\Windows. With PHP 5.x, you need to insert these two lines to your Apache httpd.conf configuration file to set up the PHP module for Apache 2.0:

LoadModule php5_module "c:/php/php5apache2.dll"
AddType application/x-httpd-php .php

# configure the path to php.ini
PHPIniDir "C:/php"

That is, assuming you unzipped your php files in c:/php/ (recommended) or you can subtitute your actual path to PHP for the c:/php/.

Then add PHP directory to the PATH on Windows.

Lastly, take care to use php5apache2.dll in your LoadModule directive and not php5apache.dll as the latter is designed to run with Apache 1.3.x.

Kave:
Its legal because if a wife goes to the police and report ha husband am sure the police guys would laugh and b confused on what to do because its like a normal tin here.

The police man probably kicked the living day light outta his wife before showing to work that morning.

You will have to sign a prenup first.

Maybe you guys were just unlucky with the phone. I got one from T-Mobile with all these features.

And I bought the following from radioshack

[list]
[li]Motorola Bluetooth® PC850 USB Adapter ~ Share and stream music files, data or images between your PC and the wireless phone.[/li]
[li]Motorola® HS805 Bluetooth® Wireless Headset [/li]
[/list]

Works perfectly and the pictures were ok (don't expect digital camera quality).

Give em a break please!! ASL is a conversation starter. If you don't want to talk to people, remove your Yahoo id from your profile. Its that simple.

@Rhodalyn

Last time i checked, in ya mama's @$$!!!!!!!! is not a location.

Txlonghorn:
@ Ynot.

I used to assemble all the navigation systems for those Apache Hellicopters, that is one very complicated machine.

Oh yeah, What was your MOS?

More

cybernet:
I need help. Computer is crashing and it quits in the process of being on line or when I just want to use word. Help!!!!!

If you want an answer, provide a comprehensive question.

No. System Restore is not the same as backup but, they are cousins.

If you choose to restore your system, you don't need to back up at this time you can always do that later. By doing System Restore, you will be goin back in time but, if you've decided to format (which i strongly disapprove until you find out that System Restore couldn't fix the problem). Reason: If you format and find out that the problem is hardware based, you would've wasted your time and you gon have to reinstall all the software you have previously. And i'm sure you don't have some of those Cd's/DVD anymore.

I don't like typing so, i will give you the links.
System Restore. Explore more.

This will explain how to backup your data or you can explore more here.

If you need more help, don't hesitate to ask. We all wan see you happy.

stormz:
nah, i mean, it still haunts me sumtyms, i sit on my bed n cry, but im 17 now, six years to get over it

Cry no more. You will meet on the other side.

Thanks for the tip. However, i will suggest you add a 'warning' for folks who don't know anything about the Registry to backup before they delete anything as they might completely screw up their system. Registry is not a n00bs playground. Thanks again these tips help more than you know.

BTW can you come up with tips on Windows Prefetch command? What it is and how it can help.

Thought ACT is more easier than SAT? Abi his intended school don't accept ACT?

So how are we non-Yoruba(s) fit understand wetin dem dey talk for the song huh? The only Yoruba i know na

'oloshi',
'kilode',
'were',
'kinioluko'
oh and 'e karo'
and of course 'baba iyabo'
(i doubt i got em right).

Anyone here fit teach me e-yoruba? I will pay in $$$. 

Why thank me? What did i do wrong?

wormedup:
u should know better than taking some things too seriously in here.

meanwhile, nice "French Tips".


lol
i thought i saw u on "crimewatch" now i'm sure !

You got it right. That was me alright. Been in for the last 4 years.

Don't take it the wrong way sista. I got out last week too. There is nothing wrong admitting you've been in pen. i'm pretty sure you took that picture right after you got released.