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May God grant her eternal rest.

She had the guts to go for what she believed in.

Anonymoususher:
My people I greet una

I almost got robbed at mile 2 bridge on Sunday.

My fiancee came to spend the weekend with me so on Sunday we decided to go out and have some fun. Our plan na say from the eatry she go from there dey go house but she forgot her office key at my place so instead of going home we decided to go back to my place first to pick the keys because she needed it the next day at work.

Na so we take go back house ooo before we know 8pm Don clock. Babe didn't want to sleep over, I couldnt drive because mile 2 is always blocked cos of traffic. Most uber drivers don't even like going there so we had to enter danfo.

Bus dropped us at mile 2 Festac side and we needed to walk up a little so she could get a bus or bike heading towards Wilmer.

It was already 9pm and some guys started approaching us. I saw them and quickly changed my steps, my babe didn't know what was happening, I just asked her to give me her phones. She gave them to me, I placed the big one inside my pocket.

The guys approached n surrounded us and were like bring your phone, my babe was scared but I refused to stop walking.

One raised hands and wanted to hit me while another one wanted to drag my girl's bag.

I just said, if them born una well make una hand touch me, be like una want make this Mile 2 and lagos hot for una. Una wan touch soldier, una die well.

Immediately I pretended like I was making call "I said Nasiru, stand at alert, mile 2 on top bridge second lane"

After pretending to make the calls, I stretched the phone towards them and said if they have mind they should take the phone from me... All these while I was walking and talking.

The guys just said awuuaahhh, no vex abeg just find us something. I said una dey mad, instead of to beg for money una wan use force or threaten, I no dey give una again. One by one they just left the scene.

My babe was already cold, we quietly crossed to the other busy lane, entered a bus and started laughing.

What happened was surprising. I didn't know the guts that came to me.

Normal, I don't keep beards (clean shave) and the way I walk most people mistake me for a military guy cos of my height and mode of walking. Coincidentally I was putting on a black top with a black face cap. So seeing a young guy with clean shave they just felt I was a military guy and decided to avoid me.

Thank God for protection sha

Nice one jare my brother, for this Lagos, you must get bold-face and liver, else, those Emilokan urchins go just dey ride you anyhow, werey them.

Next time, once it's getting dark, avoid that Mile 2 axis, go through Ago Palace Way instead.

Cheers bro.

conductor250:
What did you go to London to do?
If treatment, what are you suffering from?
Who killed Funsho Williams?
What is your real name?
Who is Amoda Ogunlere?
Who is your father?
Who is your mother?
Where are your secondary and primary school results?
Why did US government seized money tagged "drug proceeds" from your account in 1996?
Do you sell drugs?
Are you still selling drugs?
Why is your company Alphabeta collecting 10% of Lagos revenue?
Why did your company Alphabeta send $4m to a drug dealer in Colombia?
Who ordered the shooting at Lekki Toll Gate and why did your son Seyi remove the cameras there just before the shooting of innocent protesters?

Good questions.

Wow, this would take loads of energy, stamina, strategies and logistics.

Same applies to the other parties.

This campaign would be a true test of the state of health of Jagabandit.

How many public holidays do we even have in Nigeria? Add weekends to them and you'd realize Nigerian workers are one of the 'laziest' in the world. Go and check how many public holidays there are in the UK, U go shock, you go work tire.

E nor go beta for all these evil APC people trying to force this terribly ill alleged druggie and alleged Boko Haram apologist and sponsor on Nigerians. Dem nor go die well.

No more civility, na curse mode we dey now.

Gabless:
I am 28 years old, a graduate of one of the university in South West. I work as a contract staff in a bank.

I met this guy about a year ago through my best female friend, and the journey started. I took him to my parents and he also took me to his parents too, and the wedding preparation started.

We were suppose to do family introduction but my parents says there is no need considering some logistic reasons. Although my mum has her reservation concerning him. But since my father has no objection I think am good to go.

He has sent money for some preparation since he is not residing in Lagos. The problem started after I went to idumota with my aunt to buy our engagement clothes. It was my aunt that drove me to the market. When we returned, my fiance called me, we talked for some times, but he couldn't appreciate my aunt for her kind gesture. Although my aunt didn't say anything that day but she wasn't happy. My dad also complained that he has been rude to him. The same goes with my mum.

The last straw that broke the Carmels back was when he was arguing with my aunt over the phone. He did not know I was in my aunt's house that particular day. I wasn't happy at all, thinking that if he would not regard my parents how would he treat me after marriage.

So I confronted him the second day over the phone, telling him that I'm not happy about the way my parents where complaining about him, and that attitude of him is creating fear in me. Instead for him to be a little remoseful and even call those people and apologize, he was arguing with me, still in my aunt's house.

So I told him, maybe we should put the preparation on hold thinking he would at least try and apologize to them. He just said, is that what you want and ended the call.

Everyone was surprised. He didn't call back it was his mum that called my mum, she didn't even persuade them to stop me from taking such step, and the guy too didn't call me for like too weeks until when I called him and he said he wasn't interested in the marriage again.

Actually, I wasn't happy and I have been downcasted since then, but on the other hand, May l ask this question does this guy really loves me?. Is he really mature enough for marriage. Is it all my fault? Please don't insult or abuse me. I just want to know if it's all my fault.

My dear, you just dodged a hot, fast bullet. That guy doesn't send you an inch, and your marriage would be filled with one trouble after the other.

Congratulations. Go do thanksgiving in church next Sunday.

Babe, move on with your life, you will heal with time.

Don't mind those supporting the guy, I am a guy and his attitude shows all the signs of a guy that doesn't send a lady, he sees himself as doing you a favor.

Free him, God will provide a better man.

Last words: Never turn your back on your family for any man or woman; they are the people you would fall back on when the chips are down. A manipulator will make you desert your family, and then seriously deal with you in the marriage, knowing you have no relative to run to.

Best wishes.

Apophenia24k:
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That pointed finger is not Shettima's hand, look again but this time without the urge to blast obituaries...

Don't mind them, their brains are usually blocked when it comes to anything Obi. That wasn't Shettima pointing, it's the man behind him, but trust Urchins, he fit don smoke too much weed, so tey his eyes and brain are dead.

See him celebrating Shettima, an alleged Boko Haram apologist and sponsor.

I wonder when these people will borrow sense, since they lack one.

donaldking100:
1993: Igbos voted for M.K.O Abiola.
1999: Igbos voted for Olusegun Obasanjo.
2003: Igbos voted for Olusegun Obasanjo.
2007: Igbos voted for Yaradua.
2011: Igbos voted for Goodluck Jonathan.
2015: Igbos voted for Goodluck Jonathan.
2019: Igbos voted for Atiku.
For more than 30 years, Igbos have been voting for people from other tribes.
Now in 2023, they want to vote for their own Peter Obi who obviously is the best candidate amongst the rest, but y'all foolish urchins call them tribalistic.
Vote Peter Obi for a better Nigeria.

Well said.

Stay away and say NO to baby mamas, they will never listen.....

Anyone supporting Tinubu with his complicity in where Nigeria is today, especially his turning his head the other way during Buhari's tribal bigotry, is an enemy of Nigeria. We should start cursing them and their families, enough of being civil. Can you imagine some morons posting deceptive pictures about the ill and frail man? Moronic fellows.

Yorubas, especially the learned youths will shock Tinubu, their mumu don do. Let BAT's urchins keep wailing. Sane youths in Yoruba land will vote for Peter Obi, while agberos will vote for him, let's see who outnumbers who. Quote me after the elections. God bless Nigeria.

We love Mr. Macaroni, may God bless and keep him for us.

If you are reading this Debo, we love you, please keep up the good work.

Cheers bro.

ASUU's demands are justifiable, a sane government will listen to them and strive to meet (or even pretend to) their needs, but not this government.

Let Niger Republic request for an airport, you will see the speed with which your Presidency will meet the demand.

Can you blame them? Their children graduate from foreign Universities, while the children of the common man sit at home due to ASUU strike and they even have the audacity to flaunt the graduation ceremony and pictures in people's faces. What a government!

And these same masses are shouting APC, up and down. What a people!

saintrow1:
F**k off

Go and do your Home Economics assignment Brat. Your teacher will beat you in school tomorrow if you don't do it. Tell Mummy I said so, and don't forget to watch your favorite program on Teen's TV this evening. Take care and be a good boy. Bye dear.

Conner44:
That’s the issue. Today they have caught an igbo man for selling drugs

Tomorrow they will still catch a yoruba man for killing and rituals

Next tomorrow they will then catch a notherner for terrorism and banditry

Nigeria is a caricature of a country

You nailed it.

Today, you are all happy and insulting the Igbos because of this man; don't cry like a baby tomorrow, when they too start calling the Yorubas, skull miners, because of one unfortunate fellow.

Let's stop all this tribalism.

Buckeyemedia1:
What a naive way of thinking, quite obvious you are not into politics.

As long as the generals are alive, Obasanjo, Babaginda, Abdulsalem, Gusau, Abubakar Atiku can never be President of The Federal Republic of Nigeria.

Let's not delve into whether I am involved in politics or not, but just bear in mind that I was part of Tinubu's campaign train in 1998/1999 when he contested as Governor of Lagos state for his first term in office.

Back to Atiku, Obasanjo is one of the most powerful men alive in Nigeria today, and you think Tinubu is in his good books? And when they table his (BAT) matter at the meeting of Generals, he (Obasanjo) would support him?Your guess is as good as mine.

The other Generals are from Atiku's region, they can easily assuage OBJ and ask him to forget about the past or at least, play neutral, and don't forget, OBJ is a nationalist.

Buhari won the elections partly because of the input of these men, GEJ was a 'bloody civilian' who saw the handwriting on the wall and quickly did the needful.

Again, my opinion is that Buhari and his northern elites will not leave their own, to support a Yoruba man. Forget what they say, it's all pretence.

Let's not allow sentiments becloud our sense of judgement, so much that we see green and call it red.

An Aboki will always be an Aboki. They are loyal to themselves to the high heavens.

Buckeyemedia1:
Yeah with Federal Government magic, Bola Ahmed Tinubu & APC will win.

Buhari will never leave his fellow Hausa/Fulani to support a Yoruba man, just forget it, worst case scenario, he'd just play neutral.

Tinubu to defeat Atiku and Kwakwanso in the North? Nor be juju be dat? The only person capable of doing that is Buhari, and he is no longer in the race.

Truth is, this election will put up an ethnic colouration, maybe not in its entirety though: SW for Tinubu, SS/SE for Obi, North for Atiku and Kwakwanso; anyone of them that can have a considerable spillover from the other regions would win the election, so the real work is outside of their respective regions.

My take.

ken6488:
Shut up you mean NATO

Ukraine was defeated since march

What Russia is fighting now is NATO

How can Putin be fighting NATO, when Ukraine is just accelerating its process of joining the body? Don't you know there are rules of war?

And for you to tell someone to "shut up", and typing gibberish afterwards, shows your level of thinking.

E sure me die say many of the home fans don bet, sure bet, as dem neva lose in 23 years, but this game choke....May the souls of the departed RIP.

[quote author=Holywater123 post=117188604][/quote]"No Excuses" by Brain Tracy. Lovely book, read it years ago, I still have it in my library, will go read it again. Thanks for the reminder. Saw it as an App on the screenshot you shared.

By the way, you don collect, you must pay o. Hustle for the money and pay back, so those crazy guys don't embarrass you by sending a message to all your contacts.

AND WHY DO I THINK YOU ARE INDIRECTLY ADVERTISING THE APP?

Anyway, cheers bro.

pinkPUSSY:
So he couldn't rest in Lagos they claimed he built ?


You cant be a Tinubu Supporter and won't look stupid in the eyes of sane Nigerians

Honestly, their irritating stupidity is now a norm, it longer surprises anyone.

They are shaking already, like their shaky shaky daddy. I thought they said Peter Obi only has online supporters.

We mauve.

This is so sad. People should stop doing this. Not even a plea for more time, or just about any excuse. We know the recovery agents can be a bit rude, but then, it's the nature of their job, although they ought to be more professional, especially a company like Palmpay which is legal and registered. Very sure Palmpay would not get involved in the unwholesome practice of sending messages to contacts, but that should not be taken for granted.

On a lighter note, the lady in the first voice note get sexy voice, small ring tone she give you like this, everywhere don burst, if you know, you know

This one go worse pass Buhari aswear. Na London him office go dey, Aso Rock go be annex.

PLEASE VOTE WISELY. Only a particular group of people get scared and infuriated when they hear these words.

Healthquest:
TINUBU WAS IN HIS CAMPAIGN OFFICE TO MEET THE BISHOP WHO CAME to INTERROGTE HIM ON CHOICE OF SHETTIMA.
And as an obvious winner of coming election,president in waiting,they are step you need to take to avoid some undisclosed issue.

That's how they poison buhari in 2015.

It's scary and God saved the man.
They would have lied that he died due to ailment but was treated of poison.

Tinubu will defiled all odds and become NUM1.

I did not support him before but because of the hate from children of perdition, AMA support him even with no kobo.

He doesnt know me ,I dont know him but I will give him 100% as i believe he is the best hands for the job ahead beyond every reasonable doubt.


Nobody can do what he has done. I'm imagine alot of ppp project because massive companies that will be established through his cronies will be too much and the economy will recieve a huge boost der by work go plenty.

I trust my guy, none of u can tell me otherwise.

Tinubu or nobody.


ATIKU HAS BEEN IN FRANCE FOR ALMOST A MONTH IMMEDIATELY THE PRIMARY.

TINUBU HAS BEEN OM GROUND.

U SUPPOSED EVEN DO MEDICAL CHECK UP EVERY MONTH AS A 70 yrs old man if you've the money, it doesnt mean you will die.

Alao akala of 50plus years died of covid.

Buhari didn't, Tinubu didn't, sanwolu didn't.

Person wey go die fo die, if u like look like ngolo Kante.

Tinubu is strategizing.
He has been having engagement for the past 5 weeks.

Wait for the master strategist to shock you.

VOTE FOR EXPRIENCE NOT EXPERIMENT, AT this stage if buhari was an experimental president, we would have been bankrupt wit our low oil production.

SEE ,IF YOU ARE DECIEVE AS AN ADULT THAT A POLITICIAN IS FRUGAL,I'm ashamed of you.

If you're adult and decieved that 61 yrs old man is a youth. I'm ashamed of you.

Ipob use there strategy on you and it work simple.

You must not have sense to reason logically.

Ipob Will not take our country in Jesus name.

Those who call us zoo, will not rule over the ZOO INSHA ALLAH

You don't sound well educated and intelligent, next time, just keep quiet.

WibusJaga:
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Still baffles me how some supposedly sane Nigerians would see picture & video evidence of the sick old bat all over cyber space & still go ahead to want him to come shoulder the complex problems of this country.

I tire o...

Milliexchange:
Is this the Lagos y’all talking about that BAT developed?
I was in Lagos throughout last week and I was using scope to hear people’s opinion on this forthcoming general election, presidential to be precise, then I discovered only agberos supports Tinubu, the sane ones among them were forced to place Tinubu stickers on their vehicles then I was wondering where this man is expecting his votes from!
If Lagosians that happens to be your base are talking about you like this, then I believe Tinubu has no chance at all!
May God bless the federal republic of Nigeria!

Patronize me, we are registered under CAC

Honestly, you are not far from the truth.

I personally held discussions with about 5 agberos out of curiosity, they are all tired of this Tinubu, it is only the middle-level and top guys that are enjoying, the ones running around on the streets are fed up.

They told me they are being coerced by the union to wear those tees and fez caps you are seeing. Codedly, they confirmed they would not vote for BAT, but will collect money, they also want a change, who suffer no tire?

I just smiled and walked away.

This election go shock Tinubu, e go be like film trick.

nkemoma:
Nigerians deserve what they get...

Majority are senseless, ethnic, tribal and religious jingoistic animals.. They don't think beyond immediate benefits and sadly in most cases that is what they put in their mouth and excrete within 24hrs.

Claim to intelligent smart and agile but in real sense docile, foolish and ass kissers...


It's a shame!

Very sad and shameful.

This is so irritating and appalling. This people are eating Agbado for real? Is this something to be proud of? Are these guys mentally stable? Some Nigerians truly deserve what befalls them. God help us.