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Politics / Re: See The Naira Note That Was Drawn From An Atm by YourCoffin: 10:51am On Feb 15, 2017
The ink looks fresh. Na the photogragher write jam jor
Family / Re: A Tale Of Four Women by YourCoffin: 8:26am On Feb 15, 2017
uboma:



I beg to disagree, Sir.


Present your case then
Family / Re: A Tale Of Four Women by YourCoffin: 3:20am On Feb 15, 2017
This is not a societal problem. It's simply a case of bad judgement and unwise choices on the part of the women.
Politics / Re: Live Video: White House Press Secretary Confirms Trumps Call To Buhari by YourCoffin: 2:26am On Feb 15, 2017
FKseun:


We understand your case! If you can doubt your own paternity, what else can you believe?

That your mother is a sweet sweet woman
Politics / Re: Live Video: White House Press Secretary Confirms Trumps Call To Buhari by YourCoffin: 1:58am On Feb 15, 2017
alobright17:
seeking for a prove of life you gave to him or what? it is written all over you from the speed you used in typing the doubt about the call from Usa......wake up Usa is not a joke for them to say they call him when they didn't .

How you arrived to the conclusion that anyone else apart from Buhari can answer the call is as well beyond me.


That's not my conclusion. Anybody can speak on behalf any president who is deemed incapacitated on the phone so long as the other party is aware of the situation at hand. It's a normal practice in diplomacy, which brings us to my conclusion that both parties' PR are in on this.

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Politics / Re: Live Video: White House Press Secretary Confirms Trumps Call To Buhari by YourCoffin: 12:59am On Feb 15, 2017
alobright17:


Maybe you don't understand the country called United States of America U S of A...God's own country...you hardly play such silly prank with them ....if i may ask what do you intend to gain from Buhari's death? will it make us to have Biafra?or increase the allocations of the eastern states And make those greedy governors from Abia,Anambra,Ebonyi,Imo and Enugu to do the right things?

I was thinking Godluck could've even give us Biafra but no he didn't.

How you arrived at the conclusion that I wish Buhari dead is beyond me. Or does seeking for a proof of life mean I wish him dead?
Politics / Re: Live Video: White House Press Secretary Confirms Trumps Call To Buhari by YourCoffin: 12:53am On Feb 15, 2017
malware:


Ok let me adress you the way you want to be addressed.

I'm an expert in the field of Technology. I am a certified Engineer who completed his studies with a grade which I doubt you would ever smell.

And a novice in the field of Technology can never think that Buhari's handlers can deceive Trump by presenting another person to him as Buhari. What a crude way of thinking?

If you want to be parading yourself as a techie, then stop thinking primitive.

I can now see why you assumed I was ignorant initially. I only needed to tickle your feathers. Anyway, certificates and grades only confer a recognition of an aquisition of knowledge. They don' t necessary confer excellence nor do they attest to the application of the said knowledge.

Maybe if you could reach out to that self-acclaimed techie mind of yours, you might figure out what I actually meant in my post. After all techies don't figure out computers only. They figure out human minds and psychology too
Politics / Re: Live Video: White House Press Secretary Confirms Trumps Call To Buhari by YourCoffin: 12:21am On Feb 15, 2017
malware:


Lolz... This is childish. You don't even know me but you've already passed a judgement without any fact. Which kinda judge are you?

You see what I mean. I didn't judge you. I simply made an inference. There's certain atypical reasoning signatures ascribed to those in the aforementioned field and I didn't catch a glimpse of that in your post.

Besides, you're the one that actually judged. If your memory still serves you well, you can maybe revisit your post and read it from beginning to end? You will see what I mean.

By assuming I'm ignorant, you've already revealed what you know...
Politics / Re: Live Video: White House Press Secretary Confirms Trumps Call To Buhari by YourCoffin: 11:57pm On Feb 14, 2017
malware:


Eyyah sorry.... But you lack understanding of how International relations work ryt?

How on earth would you think a country would stoop so low to present another person in place of its president?

To clear your Ignorance a little, they have voice recognition systems at that end... and a president speaks to his fellow president.

It pains alot to see people displaying ignorance online for everyone to see.

I understand that you are among the few who no matter how things are explained to them they won't understand or believe... So even if they bring Buhari right in front of you, you'd still say he's not the one but his twin brother from another mother.

So that's why Buhari decided to keep mute in the face of your criticism cos even if he address the nation people will bring up another rubbish.

So because you named yourself Malware, you think you have become knowlegeable in technology? Trust me you don't know more than I do and with the kind of rational you used to defend Buhari's incommunicado you probably won't in the next 20 years.
Politics / Re: Live Video: White House Press Secretary Confirms Trumps Call To Buhari by YourCoffin: 11:47pm On Feb 14, 2017
AngelicBeing:
l am Buhari, l am chilling in England with burukutu, Kunu, Suya and Yaji, when l come back to Nigeria l will chill with Aisha in za other room, l will not talk to Nigerians now, keep waiting for my voice, Osibande is there, listen to him , this is my Nairaland account, dont tell anyvodytongue

Not fair o. At least pity your cows in Daura and show face. Na beg I dey beg. Make recession no reach their side cool

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Politics / Re: Live Video: White House Press Secretary Confirms Trumps Call To Buhari by YourCoffin: 11:43pm On Feb 14, 2017
naijaking1:


Does Trump or anybody in the whithouse know Buhari's voice for real?
How do they differentiate it from any other poorly educated Hausa sounding voice?

Good question though, but I had a different one in mind
Politics / Re: Live Video: White House Press Secretary Confirms Trumps Call To Buhari by YourCoffin: 11:38pm On Feb 14, 2017
ZirdoRoray:


USE YOUR BRAIN! So the press should record a video of him on his sick bed and broadcast the video on media for the whole word to see? Which president has ever done that in history?? ANSWER ME!!

Sick bed? E be like say you just dey wake up from coma? According to his numerous media assistances and photos circulating the media, he was hale and hearty. When did he become bed-ridden?

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Politics / Re: Live Video: White House Press Secretary Confirms Trumps Call To Buhari by YourCoffin: 11:34pm On Feb 14, 2017
Anticorruption:


we saw.more than this during yaradua thriller cool

Abi oh. Nollywood no dey creative na FG go come dey creative. They always reveal the end from the beginning
Politics / Re: Live Video: White House Press Secretary Confirms Trumps Call To Buhari by YourCoffin: 11:27pm On Feb 14, 2017
mars123:
give the POTUS some credit. Do you think it's possible to pull such a scam on em

Do you even know the repercussions of such a scam?

The president is obviously alive and made that call and if you guys have a little bit of common sense you will see the handwriting on the wall. I don't blame you guys though. Nigeria did this to you.

Sorry, I don't do common sense. It's too common for me and that's why you aren't bright enough to consider that the US's PR is in collusion with FG's PR on this. I don't blame you though. You did this to Nigeria.
Politics / Re: Live Video: White House Press Secretary Confirms Trumps Call To Buhari by YourCoffin: 7:39pm On Feb 14, 2017
Anybody can be Buhari at the other end of the phone.

All we are sayyyyyying, give us video. Even if it's a video of Buhari shitting in the toile while chewing gworo

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Family / Re: Who Owns The Matrimonial Home, The Husband Or The Wife? by YourCoffin: 7:10pm On Feb 14, 2017
Op the alternative place you're talking about is her father's house. At least she still doesn't have to pay rent. Men are considerate like that ...
Family / Re: My Sister Is Dead. by YourCoffin: 6:49pm On Feb 14, 2017
I'm so sorry for your loss. If not for this recession, I would have arranged a free coffin for her. Kpele
Family / Re: I Have Questions Concerning Marriage, As A Young Man. by YourCoffin: 9:37am On Feb 11, 2017
Why get married when you can have several babymamas? U need to upgrade man
Politics / Re: What Re The Acheivements Of Ojukwu Before His Death by YourCoffin: 8:01pm On Feb 10, 2017
He planted an idea in his people's mind. 40 years after, the idea is still waxing strong. What other achievement is greater than that?
Politics / Re: Have You Noticed The Calmness In Nigeria With Osibanjo As Acting President?photo by YourCoffin: 7:54pm On Feb 10, 2017
Calmness? Abi hunger too much so te people no fit waka again.

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Family / Re: Help! My Friend Is Afraid Of Getting Married by YourCoffin: 9:43am On Jan 04, 2017
Quintessential1:


Lmao... This is my cue to bolt! cheesy cheesy cheesy grin

The world is round. Your starting point might end up being your ending point. Keep that in mind as you bolt. undecided undecided Still pray for me sha nd I'd do the same for you
Politics / Re: It's Correction2017-ngige Speaks About Anambra Gubernatorial Election by YourCoffin: 8:58am On Jan 04, 2017
APC winning Anambra be like Nigeria having uniterrupted power supply. Both will never happen.

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Family / Re: Help! My Friend Is Afraid Of Getting Married by YourCoffin: 8:42am On Jan 04, 2017
Quintessential1:


Prayers never get too much. My pic doesn't come any close to what a heartfelt prayer would do.

I'm the reciever you know so I ought to be the judge of that. But if you say prayers said together in a private room, I will agree. Is that how you would like to say the prayer?
Family / Re: Help! My Friend Is Afraid Of Getting Married by YourCoffin: 8:31am On Jan 04, 2017
Quintessential1:


Lol. I'll say a heartfelt prayer for you.

I have prayers that can last me for 50yrs. I can suggest you upload a profile pic. Gotta satisfy some curiosity.
Family / Re: Help! My Friend Is Afraid Of Getting Married by YourCoffin: 8:09am On Jan 04, 2017
Quintessential1:


Hmm.

On the contrary, If I change it what's my reward?
Family / Re: Help! My Friend Is Afraid Of Getting Married by YourCoffin: 7:44am On Jan 04, 2017
Quintessential1:


Your moniker is creepy. Deactivate and open another account with a better moniker.

Yes ma. Don't worry you are safe with the moniker.
Family / Re: Help! My Friend Is Afraid Of Getting Married by YourCoffin: 6:25pm On Jan 03, 2017
Marriage is not by force na OP. He knows what he wants. Leave him be. After all it's the trend in western countries and it's a success there...

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Family / Re: What Will You Do With The Last 10 Minute Of Your Life by YourCoffin: 8:42am On Jan 03, 2017
Kill the president and my LG chairman
Family / Re: Men And The Act Of Grooming Their Finger Nails by YourCoffin: 8:23pm On Jan 02, 2017
This OP na correct werey. U mean as I don begin keep beards I'm no longer a gentleman? Who gentleman epp sef
Family / Re: Husband Or Househelp? by YourCoffin: 8:24pm On Dec 30, 2016
You saw the man in his work cloths which means he just returned from work and went straight to cleaning the house. Either the OP is lying or the man is a wuss. If that man is my brother I will debrother him straight. S/th is not right in that house

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Family / Re: Is It Bad To Wash Your Mother's Pants???? by YourCoffin: 8:15pm On Dec 30, 2016
Florblu:
You eat your girlfriend's pussy up and you probably wash her pant yet you are asking if it's normal to wash your mum's pant.#ChaidOfTheWorld

Ewwwww!

Well since a cucumber can be inserted there I guess anything is possible
Family / Re: Is It Bad To Wash Your Mother's Pants???? by YourCoffin: 8:13pm On Dec 30, 2016
It's bad to wash any woman's pant. If your wife is incapacitated or s/th buy pampers for her.

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