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The ink looks fresh. Na the photogragher write jam jor

uboma:
I beg to disagree, Sir.

Present your case then

This is not a societal problem. It's simply a case of bad judgement and unwise choices on the part of the women.

FKseun:
We understand your case! If you can doubt your own paternity, what else can you believe?

That your mother is a sweet sweet woman

alobright17:
seeking for a prove of life you gave to him or what? it is written all over you from the speed you used in typing the doubt about the call from Usa......wake up Usa is not a joke for them to say they call him when they didn't .

How you arrived to the conclusion that anyone else apart from Buhari can answer the call is as well beyond me.

That's not my conclusion. Anybody can speak on behalf any president who is deemed incapacitated on the phone so long as the other party is aware of the situation at hand. It's a normal practice in diplomacy, which brings us to my conclusion that both parties' PR are in on this.

alobright17:
Maybe you don't understand the country called United States of America U S of A...God's own country...you hardly play such silly prank with them ....if i may ask what do you intend to gain from Buhari's death? will it make us to have Biafra?or increase the allocations of the eastern states And make those greedy governors from Abia,Anambra,Ebonyi,Imo and Enugu to do the right things?

I was thinking Godluck could've even give us Biafra but no he didn't.

How you arrived at the conclusion that I wish Buhari dead is beyond me. Or does seeking for a proof of life mean I wish him dead?

malware:
Ok let me adress you the way you want to be addressed.

I'm an expert in the field of Technology. I am a certified Engineer who completed his studies with a grade which I doubt you would ever smell.

And a novice in the field of Technology can never think that Buhari's handlers can deceive Trump by presenting another person to him as Buhari. What a crude way of thinking?

If you want to be parading yourself as a techie, then stop thinking primitive.

I can now see why you assumed I was ignorant initially. I only needed to tickle your feathers. Anyway, certificates and grades only confer a recognition of an aquisition of knowledge. They don' t necessary confer excellence nor do they attest to the application of the said knowledge.

Maybe if you could reach out to that self-acclaimed techie mind of yours, you might figure out what I actually meant in my post. After all techies don't figure out computers only. They figure out human minds and psychology too

malware:
Lolz... This is childish. You don't even know me but you've already passed a judgement without any fact. Which kinda judge are you?

You see what I mean. I didn't judge you. I simply made an inference. There's certain atypical reasoning signatures ascribed to those in the aforementioned field and I didn't catch a glimpse of that in your post.

Besides, you're the one that actually judged. If your memory still serves you well, you can maybe revisit your post and read it from beginning to end? You will see what I mean.

By assuming I'm ignorant, you've already revealed what you know...

malware:
Eyyah sorry.... But you lack understanding of how International relations work ryt?

How on earth would you think a country would stoop so low to present another person in place of its president?

To clear your Ignorance a little, they have voice recognition systems at that end... and a president speaks to his fellow president.

It pains alot to see people displaying ignorance online for everyone to see.

I understand that you are among the few who no matter how things are explained to them they won't understand or believe... So even if they bring Buhari right in front of you, you'd still say he's not the one but his twin brother from another mother.

So that's why Buhari decided to keep mute in the face of your criticism cos even if he address the nation people will bring up another rubbish.

So because you named yourself Malware, you think you have become knowlegeable in technology? Trust me you don't know more than I do and with the kind of rational you used to defend Buhari's incommunicado you probably won't in the next 20 years.

AngelicBeing:
l am Buhari, l am chilling in England with burukutu, Kunu, Suya and Yaji, when l come back to Nigeria l will chill with Aisha in za other room, l will not talk to Nigerians now, keep waiting for my voice, Osibande is there, listen to him , this is my Nairaland account, dont tell anyvody

Not fair o. At least pity your cows in Daura and show face. Na beg I dey beg. Make recession no reach their side

naijaking1:
Does Trump or anybody in the whithouse know Buhari's voice for real?
How do they differentiate it from any other poorly educated Hausa sounding voice?

Good question though, but I had a different one in mind

ZirdoRoray:
USE YOUR BRAIN! So the press should record a video of him on his sick bed and broadcast the video on media for the whole word to see? Which president has ever done that in history?? ANSWER ME!!

Sick bed? E be like say you just dey wake up from coma? According to his numerous media assistances and photos circulating the media, he was hale and hearty. When did he become bed-ridden?

Anticorruption:
we saw.more than this during yaradua thriller

Abi oh. Nollywood no dey creative na FG go come dey creative. They always reveal the end from the beginning

mars123:
give the POTUS some credit. Do you think it's possible to pull such a scam on em

Do you even know the repercussions of such a scam?

The president is obviously alive and made that call and if you guys have a little bit of common sense you will see the handwriting on the wall. I don't blame you guys though. Nigeria did this to you.

Sorry, I don't do common sense. It's too common for me and that's why you aren't bright enough to consider that the US's PR is in collusion with FG's PR on this. I don't blame you though. You did this to Nigeria.

Anybody can be Buhari at the other end of the phone.

All we are sayyyyyying, give us video. Even if it's a video of Buhari shitting in the toile while chewing gworo

Op the alternative place you're talking about is her father's house. At least she still doesn't have to pay rent. Men are considerate like that ...

I'm so sorry for your loss. If not for this recession, I would have arranged a free coffin for her. Kpele

Why get married when you can have several babymamas? U need to upgrade man

He planted an idea in his people's mind. 40 years after, the idea is still waxing strong. What other achievement is greater than that?

Calmness? Abi hunger too much so te people no fit waka again.

Quintessential1:
Lmao... This is my cue to bolt!

The world is round. Your starting point might end up being your ending point. Keep that in mind as you bolt. Still pray for me sha nd I'd do the same for you

APC winning Anambra be like Nigeria having uniterrupted power supply. Both will never happen.

Quintessential1:
Prayers never get too much. My pic doesn't come any close to what a heartfelt prayer would do.

I'm the reciever you know so I ought to be the judge of that. But if you say prayers said together in a private room, I will agree. Is that how you would like to say the prayer?

Quintessential1:
Lol. I'll say a heartfelt prayer for you.

I have prayers that can last me for 50yrs. I can suggest you upload a profile pic. Gotta satisfy some curiosity.

Quintessential1:
Hmm.

On the contrary, If I change it what's my reward?

Quintessential1:
Your moniker is creepy. Deactivate and open another account with a better moniker.

Yes ma. Don't worry you are safe with the moniker.

Marriage is not by force na OP. He knows what he wants. Leave him be. After all it's the trend in western countries and it's a success there...

Kill the president and my LG chairman

This OP na correct werey. U mean as I don begin keep beards I'm no longer a gentleman? Who gentleman epp sef

You saw the man in his work cloths which means he just returned from work and went straight to cleaning the house. Either the OP is lying or the man is a wuss. If that man is my brother I will debrother him straight. S/th is not right in that house

Florblu:
You eat your girlfriend's pussy up and you probably wash her pant yet you are asking if it's normal to wash your mum's pant.#ChaidOfTheWorld

Ewwwww!

Well since a cucumber can be inserted there I guess anything is possible

It's bad to wash any woman's pant. If your wife is incapacitated or s/th buy pampers for her.

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