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Family / Re: What Will You Do If He Was Your Kid by YourCoffin: 8:21pm On Sep 09, 2017
No more palm oil in him and his mother's food
Family / Re: Couple Celebrate Over 50 Years Of Marriage by YourCoffin: 12:11pm On Sep 07, 2017
tongue
midehi2:

grin
Family / Re: Couple Celebrate Over 50 Years Of Marriage by YourCoffin: 12:06pm On Sep 07, 2017
hugoboss36:
...are u jealous..?

I am oh. The mama look like person wey dey give her hubby correct BJ
Family / Re: Couple Celebrate Over 50 Years Of Marriage by YourCoffin: 12:02pm On Sep 07, 2017
anthony533:
how do we know if they still have sex.

If you see the old man eyeing one goat then they don't . cheesy cheesy
Family / Re: Couple Celebrate Over 50 Years Of Marriage by YourCoffin: 11:57am On Sep 07, 2017
Do they still have sex? It's that one that is worth celebrating
Family / Re: Why All Men Should Be Feminists by YourCoffin: 7:59am On Sep 04, 2017
I believe all the male agberoes in Lagos is superior to Lauretta Onochie

Any man wey near me with the word feminism I go kill am and sell his skull to the Yorubas.
Family / Re: Media Explode As World’s Smallest Woman Finally Gets Married (photo) by YourCoffin: 7:46am On Sep 04, 2017
They would probably be doing only MouthAction in the other room. cheesy cheesy cheesy

From the look of him, his prick is most likely small so her mouth can contain it
Family / Re: 4 Reasons Not To Get Married by YourCoffin: 7:33am On Sep 04, 2017
Op, If I say I wan marry you, wetin you go tell me?
Sports / Re: Nigeria Vs Cameroon: 2018 FIFA World Cup Qualifier 4 - 0 (Full Time) by YourCoffin: 6:42pm On Sep 01, 2017
Slymonster:
is this Nigeria?

cheesy
Nooo. Na Biafra representatives

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Family / Re: Advise Please!!! by YourCoffin: 5:48pm On Aug 30, 2017
amamama:
I so much appreciate all your comments,piece of advise and suggestion. I will surely apply those suggestions i have not started working on, especially the area of tracking my expenses, i have actually not considered doing this.

@Acidosis, how long will i save into the money market account before requesting for withdrawal? In the area of giving, i do give when i have something to give.

My hubby is playing his role has a husband, it just that the money is not enough for our upkeep and expenses.

Once again a very BIG thanks to ALL.

Don't stress yourself with the money market investment. You will get next to nothing as interest. The interest is between 9 to 11% per annum and they will be deducting some amount as fees. There's also a chance of incurring losses although minimal.

If you operate a pension account, maybe you should subscribe to AVC. I don't know the minimum amount required. But with AVC, the amount of tax deducted from your salary will be reduced and have some savings at the same time.
Family / Re: Forgive Me Sister Even In Your Grave, My Ignorance Made Me To Keep Mute Over It by YourCoffin: 5:09pm On Aug 30, 2017
I don't believe this shit.

Elder brother raped younger sister and she kept quiet?
Wife didn't suspect anything or was the sister and the wife never in good terms?
Younger brother found out and kept quiet?
Even though written in first point of view, the storyteller managed to extricate himself from the scene and yet claims to be ridden with guilt?
Worse, the scene was described by a friend to a friend of one of the brothers?

This has the signs of a classic, sensational fiction from a smart writer who knows his audience.

Op, your skill could be put into better use
Politics / Re: Evans Pleads Guilty To Kidnapping [Photos] by YourCoffin: 10:45am On Aug 30, 2017
See clean shirt. Even me wey dey house neva wear that kind shirt. This guy suppose dey suffer for prison

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Family / Re: The Sin Of Pornography by YourCoffin: 7:35am On Aug 26, 2017
Any opinion that is backed up with bible quotes is probably tilting towards deceit.
Career / Re: I Got A Job Two Months After Service. by YourCoffin: 9:18am On Aug 22, 2017
usman3688:
coincidentally I bear Yinka too. The school is osun state polytechnic. They actually started a new dept and needed lectures for it and I'm one of the lucky ones there now.

You are not one of the lucky ones. Repeat after me. You are one of the qualified ones.
Politics / Re: Forgotten Facts : The Three Day War Between Nigeria And Chad. by YourCoffin: 12:07am On Aug 22, 2017
Eya. Ordinary Bokoharam e neva defeat

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Family / Re: Wife/girlfriend Beating by YourCoffin: 5:44pm On Aug 19, 2017
As long as she doesn't have weapons and doesn't aim for your manhood, condone her actions.

Then divorce her the next day.

On another matter how do I kill sarki? Anytime I come across his comment I just want to kill him.
Family / Re: How Men Help With Domestic Work. by YourCoffin: 5:16pm On Aug 19, 2017
Why waste energy teaching them a skill they will do away with when they grow?

Anyway how do I kill sarki? Anytime I come across his comment I just want to kill him.
Family / Re: People Abeg Who This Pikin Resemble by YourCoffin: 7:28pm On Aug 16, 2017
wink cheesy see the woman smile sef. It's different from the husband's own. She knows watzup
Family / Re: Masturbation Is Not Sex! It Is A Kind Of An Escapist Bondage! by YourCoffin: 7:21pm On Aug 16, 2017
Masturbating while reading. I swear e go take time before I cum for this one
Foreign Affairs / Re: Mother Beats Son In Kenyan Parliamentary Election (pics) by YourCoffin: 5:03pm On Aug 10, 2017
Aisha and Yusuf next
Family / Re: Message From A White Man: Don't Marry An American Woman by YourCoffin: 10:17am On Aug 10, 2017
I wonder why marriage is still practised there. I just don't get it. Where white men are supposed to be smart, they become stupid and where they are supposed to be stupid, they will be forming smartness.
Family / Re: Mum Calls Cop To Arrest Her 10 Year Old Son ( video ,picture) by YourCoffin: 9:53am On Aug 10, 2017
She is only showing him how to get used to a prison.
Family / Re: My Mum Calls Me While My Dad Calls My Senior Brother! by YourCoffin: 8:39am On Aug 08, 2017
Op are you sure you look like your father?
Webmasters / Re: Internet Faceless Forum Aren't As Faceless As It Seems by YourCoffin: 11:17am On Aug 07, 2017
SirMichael1:


I'm sorry but are we still talking about faceless forums or online stores, 'cause I feel you just derailed smiley

These website admins have the right as stated on their website to use your cookie to give you a pleasureable experience. Your cookies help them narrow out your preferred likes and your IP also gives them your location.

Only computer geeks can spend ample time fishing out an individual using cookies, caches or IP address. What I wrote is darn simple and doesn't require advanced knowledge in computing. Its just for noobs

Yep. It doesn't protect them either.

I'm only pointing out the loopholes that can be used in faceless forums to achieve similar purpose. And you don't really have to be that techy to do it.
Properties / Re: See The Proposed Nigeria Elevation Tower by YourCoffin: 10:48am On Aug 07, 2017
GMBuhari:



Structure that large will boost economy

The abandoned ones in Marina, how many economy dey don boost
Webmasters / Re: Internet Faceless Forum Aren't As Faceless As It Seems by YourCoffin: 10:40am On Aug 07, 2017
SirMichael1:


When you don't download anything from there, you can't be unmasked even if you don't clear your browser cookie, cache or whatever

This isn't the dark web noob undecided

Baba we dey field. For instance Facebook has API that gives websites a summarized profile of your account as long as you are logged in to facebook, hence the reason I said always clear your cookies or make sure you are logged out.

If you are also in doubt if they can access your browser history just visi Konga or jumia and then visit maybe youtube, you will see the same products you visited displayed to you as adverts
Webmasters / Re: Internet Faceless Forum Aren't As Faceless As It Seems by YourCoffin: 10:32am On Aug 07, 2017
This one na for rookies.

If you are using the same device you use to login to your social media accounts to visit faceless forums you can always be unmasked.

Advice: use a different advice or always clear your cookies, cache and browser history before visiting faceless forums

To those mentioning IP address, it's not that easy to trace an IP address especially if you are using a mobile device. They can only trace your IP to the mast your phone is connected to at a particular time.
Family / Re: A Nairalander's Aged Grandmama by YourCoffin: 10:12am On Aug 07, 2017
otabuko:
you need to take your injections.

If to sey you carry breasts I for sey make you come give. me am

Ur granny live long. I join you in celebrating her time spent on earth but make I no lie the pics look scary
Family / Re: A Nairalander's Aged Grandmama by YourCoffin: 3:54am On Aug 07, 2017
you for put warning jare
Family / Re: Is There Love In This World? by YourCoffin: 3:51am On Aug 07, 2017
Sure. The one you have for yourself is called love
Family / Re: Should DNA Test Be Done Before Filling A Paternity Certificate ? by YourCoffin: 3:45am On Aug 07, 2017
cococandy:

Umm quit it with the 'where I dey' references. It's getting old.

Chill lady. I was just making a half-hearted comment. I actually don't know you nor where you are. I just drew inference from your comment that you are not in Nigeria; nobody within the country needed to condescendingly remind us of the nonexistence of free healthcare from the government.

Have a great day.
Family / Re: Should DNA Test Be Done Before Filling A Paternity Certificate ? by YourCoffin: 10:38pm On Aug 06, 2017
cococandy:

Way to put your money where your mouth is wink

Let others come forward and do same until each Nigerian child is tested. Then We will know you guys are serious.

What does where I am have to do with you guys fathering other men's children? Can't help but get personal can you? Well at least I'm not claiming I want to sponsor anyone to come here. Ode.

Cococandy you call me ode? You think sey you dey unreacheable where you dey?

Don't worry, you will get old and we will meet at the burial ground.

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