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Health / Re: Chinelo Chidozie And Ndidi Obidoa Develop Sunscreen Cream For Black Skin (Photo) by YourCoffin: 6:08pm On May 17, 2017
wildrose21:

Are you for real? Hand-sewn/stitched dresses are very expensive, especially when they are made by professionals, because they are classy, and the attention paid to every single detail.

'Desmond Merrion is one of the most renowned tailors on London’s legendary Savile Row. These fine, hand-tailored suits come in at nearly $50,000. As Merrion put it himself: “I will personally place every single stitch in your suit by hand; a machine will never touch the garment at any stage. This hand making is the absolute pinnacle in tailoring. Your suit will take me so long to make, it cannot be measured in man hours. It will take MONTHS of my time to make the perfectly crafted suit. The finished suit will appear as if it has not been hand crafted, but sculpted around your torso.” With those kind of guarantees, and that much time and energy spent on the creation and design, it’s no wonder that the Supreme Bespoke is so damn expensive.'

Moreover, the gown that lady made is very beautiful

This Nairaland sef don tire me!

Classy ke? Baba leave that thing. Na psychological marketing be that. Afterall people also consider bottled water to be more classy than pure water.

People often put too much value on things they invested a lot of time in making. It doesn't necessary mean that the long time invested in making those products translates to product quality. There's a reason machines are invented: to produce better products at lesser costs and lesser time. It's just that people want to feel important hence the reason they are easily prone to psychological marketing. Just see the way that guy extolled a product that will cost you both time and money to buy instead of the alternative that will cost you next to mothing. Abi no be the same material?

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Health / Re: Chinelo Chidozie And Ndidi Obidoa Develop Sunscreen Cream For Black Skin (Photo) by YourCoffin: 4:41pm On May 17, 2017
Bwhahahaha. sunscreen cream for black skin? These ones no get work abeg

Naso the other one is proud of using hand to make a wedding gown a machine can do in minutes. Her brain no tell her say na wetin people been dey do before sewing machine was invented.

Soon someone will use hand to be emptying septic tanks instead of using a pumping machine and call it innovation.

Make I come dey go jare

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Family / Re: Why Is Society's View Of Domestic Violence So One Sided?? by YourCoffin: 12:14pm On May 13, 2017
sisisioge:


OK o, I wish you good luck killing the mosquito that perched on your balls with hate. After all, its already ditching you hate by being on your balls in the first place...biko smash it grin

I will smash it. I will only be hurt for some minutes and the mosquito will die forever undecided It's a small price to pay for life

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Family / Re: Why Is Society's View Of Domestic Violence So One Sided?? by YourCoffin: 11:11am On May 13, 2017
sisisioge:


Everybody keeps trying to justice violence against women in one way or the other, yet my advocate is against both gender abuse. Dude, may God take troublesome folks away from your path. Surely, instinct and experience must have thought you one or two things about dispute resolution without bringing on violence. Just like you would gently resolve the conflict between yourself and a mosquito perching on your balls , there are several ways to resolve issues without violence.

There is no way to resolve voilence without voilence. Enough with all this wishful thinkings. Hate those who hate you. Love those who love you. Kill those who want to kill you. That's the secret to long life and prosperity.

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Celebrities / Re: Ubi Franklin Almost Stabbed By A Chinese Man In Lekki Today (Photo) by YourCoffin: 10:28pm On May 09, 2017
Lilian don hire assassin for am. E get luck sey Chinese assassin no dey use gun kill.
Family / Re: Contraception In Marriage by YourCoffin: 2:05pm On Apr 16, 2017
If you can pay for my tuition, I will enroll in a university, study the course and give you the answer afterwards....

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Family / Re: So Disappointed In Humans And Their Self-centered Attitudes by YourCoffin: 9:38am On Apr 16, 2017
"I know everybody has problems but it's unfair not consider those whose problem is bigger than yours"

That right there is the problem, that feeling of entitlement is the bane of people's lamentation. Why on earth should you expect someone to abandon his or problem and help you solve yours because you feel your problem is bigger than his?

Rid yourselves that kind of feeling and it will help you become proactive next time

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Crime / Re: 5 Reasons Why Men Commit Suicide Than Women In Nigeria-from A Female Perspective by YourCoffin: 10:24pm On Apr 15, 2017
GrandFinale2017:
you're a dead man walking.
Walking corpse your moniker says it all

Lol. And you are quoting a dead man. It's either we are both walking corpses or we are both walking corpses?

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Crime / Re: 5 Reasons Why Men Commit Suicide Than Women In Nigeria-from A Female Perspective by YourCoffin: 10:17pm On Apr 15, 2017
Jaidooo:

That is not true mate. If you check very well you'll find out it has no connection with a man's marital/relationship satus. The OP has some valid points up there. Na person wey life never really test they call himself 'Man'.

Things can get really tough for anybody, but if you get patience, you'll laugh last.

The OP has no valid point. I have not seen anybody that has gone through difficult times than those guys that sleep under the bridge and yet they haven't killed themselves.

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Crime / Re: 5 Reasons Why Men Commit Suicide Than Women In Nigeria-from A Female Perspective by YourCoffin: 10:07pm On Apr 15, 2017
tunnamaniah:
bros i fear ur signature. Buh fear God bro!!!

Unless you are of them, you have nothing to fear na
Crime / Re: 5 Reasons Why Men Commit Suicide Than Women In Nigeria-from A Female Perspective by YourCoffin: 2:55pm On Apr 14, 2017
Statistics has shown that the vast majority of men who commit suicide are either married or in relationship with a woman.

Also gay men and single men rarely commit suicide.

Deductively, the major cause of suicide among men are the women in their lives and not those written up there

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Family / Re: A Set Of Leather Chairs And A Slim Screen Lg Tv (led) 32 Inch For Sale. by YourCoffin: 9:59pm On Mar 29, 2017
You well so. New 32inch TV is 70k and you are selling second hand for 110k? LG for that matter?

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Politics / Re: 16yr Old Nigerian Boy In USA Set 2 Become 1st Black To Build A Nuclear Fusor(pix by YourCoffin: 7:12pm On Mar 26, 2017
Meaning there's already a nuclear fusor built by a non black man... Ayam not understanding
Travel / Re: Photos: Enugu- The Beautiful Igbo City! by YourCoffin: 8:21am On Mar 26, 2017
sunsewa16:


then Lagos come be land of wetin

I haved lived in both cities for years and I can assure you that you can't compare the mosquitoes in Enugu to that of Lagos. The most baffling is that Enugu isn't swampy. So I wonder why the battalion of mosquitoes?

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Travel / Re: Photos: Enugu- The Beautiful Igbo City! by YourCoffin: 10:57pm On Mar 25, 2017
Enugu fine but it's a land of mosquitoes
Travel / Re: Photos: Enugu- The Beautiful Igbo City! by YourCoffin: 10:54pm On Mar 25, 2017
omoiyamayor:
Where are enugu ppl,it looks like ghost town,are they all in Lagos ?

Na mini Abuja be that : organized and quiet

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Nairaland / General / Re: What's The Worst Lie Someone Has Ever Told You? by YourCoffin: 10:36pm On Mar 25, 2017
That the president is hale hearthy.

That Lai Mohammed always says the truth...

And that the devil is a lier when there's no atom of evidence to support that

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Family / Re: Can You Kill Yourself? by YourCoffin: 9:57pm On Mar 24, 2017
I can.

But myself no go gree die
Politics / Re: FG Has Challenged Us To Deliver South East –APC by YourCoffin: 10:26am On Mar 21, 2017
yourexcellency:
Just give their leaders money and the deal is sealed...

The leader will only stand alone. In southeast everybody is king. What you see are ceremonial leaders...

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Investment / Re: Apparently MMM is back, Apparently MMM is about to Crash. by YourCoffin: 6:57pm On Mar 16, 2017
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Family / Re: Gender Equality/inequality by YourCoffin: 5:02pm On Mar 11, 2017
Misswang001:
Some organisation's do Sir

Which organization? In Nigeria? One lie can ruin all good intentions
Family / Re: Are You The Sharpest Tool In The Box? Answer This If You Think You Are... by YourCoffin: 4:36pm On Mar 11, 2017
Now she is dead. The real question is at what age did she die?
Family / Re: Is It Acceptable To Have A Male Teacher In A Crèche? by YourCoffin: 4:31pm On Mar 11, 2017
Avoid putting yout kid in a creche. Problem solved...
Celebrities / Re: E-Money Shows Swag In His Gold Sitting Room (Photos) by YourCoffin: 5:34pm On Mar 10, 2017
I bet his shit is flecked with gold like you know who
Celebrities / Re: Heritage Bank Reacts To Report About Mary Akpobome by YourCoffin: 6:37pm On Mar 08, 2017
ConcNiggress56:
heritage bank is the only bank without atm>> or have you ever seen an heritage bank atm before?



They plenty. I use them whenever I need mints
Family / Re: My Wife, Who Hurt You In The Past? by YourCoffin: 8:45pm On Mar 07, 2017
Sijo01:
This can melt the strongest/hurtest of all hearts. cry cry
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Op, thanks for sharing.

It didn't melt mine.

I don't like terribly written fictions like this one...

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Politics / Re: Many Nigerians Can’t Eat, Yet N40m Budgeted For Aso Rock Wildlife- Sen Ben Bruce by YourCoffin: 7:13pm On Feb 17, 2017
koladebrainiac:
saw his post. Ben bruce is trying to appeal to appeal to our emotion. But people with emotional intelligence will understand that animals too need to be fed. they cant go hungry. there are zoo n wildlife park that are incare of FG. when visitors come to visit mr. president, most of them may want to visit the wildlife as tourists - you wouldnt want them to look be seeing hungry animals and recession infested Lion in a cage. Help me ask Ben Bruce how he feeds his Dogs and peacocks and cats in his compound? 40 milion naira is not that much. the fact is animals will eat. he should stop his biased comment as if he is not part of the problem.
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in between Ben Bruce should raise his voice in the floor of the senate to allow us to see their own budget and know how they share our money

Idiot
Politics / Re: Lets Know How The Economy Is Affected You Personally by YourCoffin: 7:09pm On Feb 17, 2017
I was addicted to hollandia yougurt and short bread but since hollandia is now 450 and shortbread 650, I have borrow myself sense. At least the recession cured one addiction. It's remaining the other one, which somehow have become cheaper....
Health / Re: Feb. 14th Two Years Of Body Building... Pls Rate (pic) by YourCoffin: 11:00am On Feb 16, 2017
enshi:


Your diet and life style is absolutely respondible for that... Unknown to you

I think so. I rarely consume alchohol. But I consume milk and meat a lot.
Health / Re: Feb. 14th Two Years Of Body Building... Pls Rate (pic) by YourCoffin: 10:46am On Feb 16, 2017
Nice chest. But I've been looking like this for over 10yrs without gyming one bit. Just that sometimes stress go flaten the thing small but when I regain weight it pops up again.
Celebrities / Re: "I Had No Val"- Ufedo Sunshine & Her Booty Step Out Alone On Boat Cruise For Val by YourCoffin: 8:40pm On Feb 15, 2017
Why she go get val when everything about her is black. You black like charcoal, wear black up and down for night on the sea. You be winch?

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