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Family / Re: Should DNA Test Be Done Before Filling A Paternity Certificate ? by YourCoffin: 1:21pm On Aug 06, 2017 |
cococandy: Wetin consign you with the sponsor? if their mama sponsor am, na ur mama do am? Where u dey, no be person sponsor you go there? in fact I will be sponsoring ten father's DNA tests. If you suspect your child's face is looking like that of your gate man, driver or plumber, hit me up with a picture of your child and that of the striker... 3 Likes |
Family / Re: I Caught My Husband Chatting With A Lady On Facebook & WhatsApp & Confronted Him by YourCoffin: 6:23am On Aug 03, 2017 |
demefa: Akiko |
Family / Re: I Caught My Husband Chatting With A Lady On Facebook & WhatsApp & Confronted Him by YourCoffin: 11:47am On Jul 31, 2017 |
PaperLace: It's the truth. All men take the easy way out. If you haven't noticed that then you are on a long thing 9 Likes 1 Share |
Family / Re: . by YourCoffin: 11:39am On Jul 31, 2017 |
Can we date? I love me some brainy chick. Will take care of you and the kid. Just that I have high libido though |
Religion / Re: What Does Sunday Mean To You by YourCoffin: 6:49am On Jul 30, 2017 |
Rice and chicken day |
Family / Re: Married But Lonely by YourCoffin: 8:16am On Jul 26, 2017 |
Anybody wey contact her, please note that my coffins are cheaper |
Family / Re: Should I Tell My Neighbour To Go & Do DNA Test On His Kids? by YourCoffin: 9:36pm On Jul 22, 2017 |
Op the same people telling you to mind your business will be the same ones to castigate you when you take pictures of a woman being beaten by her husband. Like someone said write an anonymous letter to the husband advicing to do DNA test on the kids |
Family / Re: How Would You Have Reacted? by YourCoffin: 5:59pm On Jul 19, 2017 |
Next time your wife asks you for something just tell her you are only doing her a favour since you put a roof over head. That way she will understand where you are coming from. |
Family / Re: My Sexual Problem With My Wife by YourCoffin: 1:24pm On Jul 09, 2017 |
Does it get erect when you look at a guy's butt? 1 Like |
Family / Re: Annoying Double Standards That Men Suffer. How True? by YourCoffin: 5:34pm On Jun 30, 2017 |
DarkRebel69: Interpretation is only a matter of perspective hence it's logical to also say that you should learn to post when you have something of note to post and not because you must post something. Anyway, I don't want to say that. I just feel it would be unfair of me to do that. 1 Like |
Family / Re: Annoying Double Standards That Men Suffer. How True? by YourCoffin: 11:16am On Jun 30, 2017 |
I'm not American. so e no concern me. Next time they won't exchange their right to a pursuit of happiness for exclusive right to a meaty pussy |
Family / Re: The Conception Of Dna For Paternity by YourCoffin: 7:07am On Jun 12, 2017 |
Ok we'll keep the baby and divorce the mother. If the father of the baby comes will shoot him dead with our AK47. Werey |
Family / Re: Women Trust Them At Your Own Peril by YourCoffin: 10:15am On Jun 09, 2017 |
This one strong o. We need to start DNA testing of unborn babies too oh. |
Family / Re: Do I Confront Her Mother Or Not? by YourCoffin: 10:03am On Jun 09, 2017 |
I just dey wonder if your girlfriend con spurn you wetin you go do? Dis one wey one kid spurn you you come open thread for Nairaland. Nawah o! If you see pikin wey wan play with you, play with am. If the pikin no wan play with you, no play with am. Infact avoid playing with kids wey no relate to you |
Family / Re: Married Women Attacking Guy On Facebook Because Of DNA Test(full Gist) by YourCoffin: 5:07am On Jun 08, 2017 |
baby124: disown my mother perhaps 1 Like |
Family / Re: Married Women Attacking Guy On Facebook Because Of DNA Test(full Gist) by YourCoffin: 11:13pm On Jun 07, 2017 |
I've made it a mission to do DNA tests on all the kids I will have in the future. In fact I'm going to do DNA test on my siblings on behalf of my father. |
Family / Re: A Mad Man Told Me I Would Die... by YourCoffin: 11:06pm On Jun 07, 2017 |
Hey bro, I gat a cheap coffin for you incase you take it to heart... |
Family / Re: Share Some Myths You Heard While Growing Up by YourCoffin: 11:41pm On Jun 06, 2017 |
Thunderdick: Bia Thunderdick na Thunderpussy go kill you and I will shape your coffin like that of a pussy |
Family / Re: Share Some Myths You Heard While Growing Up by YourCoffin: 11:39pm On Jun 06, 2017 |
spartan117: He never hated me nor I him |
Politics / Re: Only 1% Of Ogoni Cleanup Fund Is Availible .Amnesty International. Pictures by YourCoffin: 11:26am On Jun 05, 2017 |
In all my years on earth, I have never seen a ponzi scheme as legal as the Nigerian government under APC. Omo I troway salute. Infact I wish I am from Benin. I would have drained all the people that voted this government into power of their blood. 10 Likes |
Family / Re: Is This Marriage Or Single Life 2.0 ? by YourCoffin: 9:15am On Jun 03, 2017 |
I will only advice after they have divorced. Nothing concern with married folks |
Family / Re: Share Some Myths You Heard While Growing Up by YourCoffin: 9:05am On Jun 03, 2017 |
That Mary was a virgin when she gave birth to you know who. So I' m wondering who broke the thing, the baby's head? 7 Likes 1 Share |
Family / Re: Who Is A Man by YourCoffin: 11:26pm On Jun 01, 2017 |
A man is a specie with a dick inbetween his legs. You people better create another word for all these nonsense you people spew. Leave the word man alone. We are tired of the confusion |
Family / Re: When Was The Last Time You Cried, And Why? by YourCoffin: 9:30am On May 30, 2017 |
Yesterday when I was boiling indomie 21 Likes 2 Shares |
Politics / Re: Despite Court Order, Nnamdi Kanu Addresses Pro-biafra Crowd by YourCoffin: 10:31am On May 29, 2017 |
Jaideyone: Senate where majority of the senators are northeners and he will need a majority vote to pass a bill?Bwahahahah. 7 Likes |
Family / Re: Study Shows Sex Isn’t The Secret To Happiness, But Cuddling Could Be by YourCoffin: 9:14pm On May 25, 2017 |
omo too long even for me but I know the researcher must be a female |
Romance / Re: Exclusive!! Meet The South Sudanese Model Nickname"queen Of Darkness"(photo) by YourCoffin: 12:48pm On May 24, 2017 |
How you wan take locate this one kpekus for night now eh? Even with light sef e go hard |
Family / Re: Why Fathers Are Neglected In Old Age. ( A Must Read For Guys) by YourCoffin: 9:12am On May 23, 2017 |
It's a good thing we have a reformed pension scheme now. Even if you don't have capacity to invest for the future, your pension will go a long way in minimalizing the impact of what the OP described. 6 Likes |
Family / Re: Is It Advisable To Have A Single Account With Your Wife? by YourCoffin: 8:51am On May 23, 2017 |
It is not advisable to have a single account with anybody. |
Politics / Re: Katsina House Of Representatives Bye-Election Results: PDP Beating APC by YourCoffin: 5:34pm On May 20, 2017 |
Jungle don mature 33 Likes |
Family / Re: No Money, No Erection!!! by YourCoffin: 5:30pm On May 20, 2017 |
Op so ur father decieved ur mother? Cos I'm certain he wasn't rich when he had the erection that birthed you 15 Likes 1 Share |
Family / Re: Being Stingy Or Acting Sharp? Men Please Answer by YourCoffin: 8:16pm On May 17, 2017 |
bluetopaz: Even with the allowance, they will still ask. So what's the point of the allowance? What is yours is mine no be for bank account o |
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