₦airaland Forum

cococandy:
Even 'mama thank you' boys are running their mouths.
Who will sponsor the DNA tests? You guys don't even have free basic healthcare from the government much less mandatory DNA testing at birth. With your rate of reproduction.

If y'all are ready to sponsor the tests by yourselves, maybe that could be feasible.

Wetin consign you with the sponsor? if their mama sponsor am, na ur mama do am?

Where u dey, no be person sponsor you go there?

in fact I will be sponsoring ten father's DNA tests. If you suspect your child's face is looking like that of your gate man, driver or plumber, hit me up with a picture of your child and that of the striker...

demefa:
Nt all men, only he goats take the easy way out.

Akiko

PaperLace:
THERE IS NO TRUTH IN YOUR STATEMENT!

ALL MEN ARE NOT THE SAME!
ALL MEN DON'T CHEAT ON THEIR WIVES!
ALL MEN ARE NOT INSENSITIVE TO THEIR WIVES FEELINGS!
ALL MEN DON'T TAKE THE EASY WAY OUT.

It's people like you that gives small-small girls guts to generalize all men are dogs. Please, speak for yourself next time, or the men in your circle alone.

Men are everywhere, it's husband that's scarce. Husband that'll give you peace of mind. Not the one that saddles you with the burden of "keeping" him.

It's the truth.

All men take the easy way out. If you haven't noticed that then you are on a long thing

Can we date? I love me some brainy chick. Will take care of you and the kid. Just that I have high libido though

Rice and chicken day

Anybody wey contact her, please note that my coffins are cheaper

Op the same people telling you to mind your business will be the same ones to castigate you when you take pictures of a woman being beaten by her husband.

Like someone said write an anonymous letter to the husband advicing to do DNA test on the kids

Next time your wife asks you for something just tell her you are only doing her a favour since you put a roof over head. That way she will understand where you are coming from.

Does it get erect when you look at a guy's butt?

DarkRebel69:
Are the points listed above America-centric, or are they peculiar to only American men? And what's the “meaty pussy” ramble all about?

Think before you talk/type. And learn to speak/comment only when you have something of note to say, and not because you must say something.

Interpretation is only a matter of perspective hence it's logical to also say that you should learn to post when you have something of note to post and not because you must post something.

Anyway, I don't want to say that. I just feel it would be unfair of me to do that.

I'm not American. so e no concern me. Next time they won't exchange their right to a pursuit of happiness for exclusive right to a meaty pussy

Ok we'll keep the baby and divorce the mother. If the father of the baby comes will shoot him dead with our AK47. Werey

This one strong o. We need to start DNA testing of unborn babies too oh.

I just dey wonder if your girlfriend con spurn you wetin you go do? Dis one wey one kid spurn you you come open thread for Nairaland. Nawah o!

If you see pikin wey wan play with you, play with am. If the pikin no wan play with you, no play with am. Infact avoid playing with kids wey no relate to you

baby124:
And if you are the one that is not your father's child?

disown my mother perhaps

I've made it a mission to do DNA tests on all the kids I will have in the future.

In fact I'm going to do DNA test on my siblings on behalf of my father.

Hey bro, I gat a cheap coffin for you incase you take it to heart...

Thunderdick:
YOUR COFFIN IS ALREADY IN YOUR ROOM

Bia Thunderdick na Thunderpussy go kill you and I will shape your coffin like that of a pussy

spartan117:
Jesus loves you

He never hated me nor I him

In all my years on earth, I have never seen a ponzi scheme as legal as the Nigerian government under APC. Omo I troway salute.

Infact I wish I am from Benin. I would have drained all the people that voted this government into power of their blood.

I will only advice after they have divorced. Nothing concern with married folks

That Mary was a virgin when she gave birth to you know who. So I' m wondering who broke the thing, the baby's head?

A man is a specie with a dick inbetween his legs. You people better create another word for all these nonsense you people spew. Leave the word man alone. We are tired of the confusion

Yesterday when I was boiling indomie

Jaideyone:
no if KANU was Yoruba he'll be more tactical about his approach. he'll probably run for senate and garner support for a referendum. that's the difference between intellect and chest beating

Senate where majority of the senators are northeners and he will need a majority vote to pass a bill?Bwahahahah.

omo too long even for me but I know the researcher must be a female

How you wan take locate this one kpekus for night now eh? Even with light sef e go hard

It's a good thing we have a reformed pension scheme now. Even if you don't have capacity to invest for the future, your pension will go a long way in minimalizing the impact of what the OP described.

It is not advisable to have a single account with anybody.

Jungle don mature

Op so ur father decieved ur mother? Cos I'm certain he wasn't rich when he had the erection that birthed you

bluetopaz:
I totally think the men should provide allowances for their partners. Regardless of their marital status.
Its not about milking the man dry or anything but something that would assist in her immediate needs...I personally hate the idea of always having to ask...infact I don't know how to ask for money from a guy

Even with the allowance, they will still ask. So what's the point of the allowance?

What is yours is mine no be for bank account o