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Family / Re: Should DNA Test Be Done Before Filling A Paternity Certificate ? by YourCoffin: 1:21pm On Aug 06, 2017
cococandy:
Even 'mama thank you' boys are running their mouths.
Who will sponsor the DNA tests? You guys don't even have free basic healthcare from the government much less mandatory DNA testing at birth. With your rate of reproduction.

If y'all are ready to sponsor the tests by yourselves, maybe that could be feasible.

Wetin consign you with the sponsor? if their mama sponsor am, na ur mama do am?

Where u dey, no be person sponsor you go there?

in fact I will be sponsoring ten father's DNA tests. If you suspect your child's face is looking like that of your gate man, driver or plumber, hit me up with a picture of your child and that of the striker...

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Family / Re: I Caught My Husband Chatting With A Lady On Facebook & WhatsApp & Confronted Him by YourCoffin: 6:23am On Aug 03, 2017
demefa:
Nt all men, only he goats take the easy way out.

Akiko
Family / Re: I Caught My Husband Chatting With A Lady On Facebook & WhatsApp & Confronted Him by YourCoffin: 11:47am On Jul 31, 2017
PaperLace:


THERE IS NO TRUTH IN YOUR STATEMENT!

ALL MEN ARE NOT THE SAME!
ALL MEN DON'T CHEAT ON THEIR WIVES!
ALL MEN ARE NOT INSENSITIVE TO THEIR WIVES FEELINGS!
ALL MEN DON'T TAKE THE EASY WAY OUT
.

It's people like you that gives small-small girls guts to generalize all men are dogs. Please, speak for yourself next time, or the men in your circle alone.

Men are everywhere, it's husband that's scarce. Husband that'll give you peace of mind. Not the one that saddles you with the burden of "keeping" him.

It's the truth.

All men take the easy way out. If you haven't noticed that then you are on a long thing

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Family / Re: . by YourCoffin: 11:39am On Jul 31, 2017
Can we date? I love me some brainy chick. Will take care of you and the kid. Just that I have high libido though
Religion / Re: What Does Sunday Mean To You by YourCoffin: 6:49am On Jul 30, 2017
Rice and chicken day
Family / Re: Married But Lonely by YourCoffin: 8:16am On Jul 26, 2017
Anybody wey contact her, please note that my coffins are cheaper
Family / Re: Should I Tell My Neighbour To Go & Do DNA Test On His Kids? by YourCoffin: 9:36pm On Jul 22, 2017
Op the same people telling you to mind your business will be the same ones to castigate you when you take pictures of a woman being beaten by her husband.

Like someone said write an anonymous letter to the husband advicing to do DNA test on the kids
Family / Re: How Would You Have Reacted? by YourCoffin: 5:59pm On Jul 19, 2017
Next time your wife asks you for something just tell her you are only doing her a favour since you put a roof over head. That way she will understand where you are coming from.
Family / Re: My Sexual Problem With My Wife by YourCoffin: 1:24pm On Jul 09, 2017
Does it get erect when you look at a guy's butt?

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Family / Re: Annoying Double Standards That Men Suffer. How True? by YourCoffin: 5:34pm On Jun 30, 2017
DarkRebel69:


Are the points listed above America-centric, or are they peculiar to only American men? And what's the “meaty pussy” ramble all about?

Think before you talk/type. And learn to speak/comment only when you have something of note to say, and not because you must say something.

Interpretation is only a matter of perspective hence it's logical to also say that you should learn to post when you have something of note to post and not because you must post something.

Anyway, I don't want to say that. I just feel it would be unfair of me to do that.

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Family / Re: Annoying Double Standards That Men Suffer. How True? by YourCoffin: 11:16am On Jun 30, 2017
I'm not American. so e no concern me. Next time they won't exchange their right to a pursuit of happiness for exclusive right to a meaty pussy
Family / Re: The Conception Of Dna For Paternity by YourCoffin: 7:07am On Jun 12, 2017
Ok we'll keep the baby and divorce the mother. If the father of the baby comes will shoot him dead with our AK47. Werey
Family / Re: Women Trust Them At Your Own Peril by YourCoffin: 10:15am On Jun 09, 2017
This one strong o. We need to start DNA testing of unborn babies too oh.
Family / Re: Do I Confront Her Mother Or Not? by YourCoffin: 10:03am On Jun 09, 2017
I just dey wonder if your girlfriend con spurn you wetin you go do? Dis one wey one kid spurn you you come open thread for Nairaland. Nawah o!

If you see pikin wey wan play with you, play with am. If the pikin no wan play with you, no play with am. Infact avoid playing with kids wey no relate to you
Family / Re: Married Women Attacking Guy On Facebook Because Of DNA Test(full Gist) by YourCoffin: 5:07am On Jun 08, 2017
baby124:

And if you are the one that is not your father's child?

disown my mother perhaps

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Family / Re: Married Women Attacking Guy On Facebook Because Of DNA Test(full Gist) by YourCoffin: 11:13pm On Jun 07, 2017
I've made it a mission to do DNA tests on all the kids I will have in the future.

In fact I'm going to do DNA test on my siblings on behalf of my father.
Family / Re: A Mad Man Told Me I Would Die... by YourCoffin: 11:06pm On Jun 07, 2017
Hey bro, I gat a cheap coffin for you incase you take it to heart...
Family / Re: Share Some Myths You Heard While Growing Up by YourCoffin: 11:41pm On Jun 06, 2017
Thunderdick:
YOUR COFFIN IS ALREADY IN YOUR ROOM

Bia Thunderdick na Thunderpussy go kill you and I will shape your coffin like that of a pussy
Family / Re: Share Some Myths You Heard While Growing Up by YourCoffin: 11:39pm On Jun 06, 2017
spartan117:

Jesus loves you

He never hated me nor I him
Politics / Re: Only 1% Of Ogoni Cleanup Fund Is Availible .Amnesty International. Pictures by YourCoffin: 11:26am On Jun 05, 2017
In all my years on earth, I have never seen a ponzi scheme as legal as the Nigerian government under APC. Omo I troway salute.

Infact I wish I am from Benin. I would have drained all the people that voted this government into power of their blood.

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Family / Re: Is This Marriage Or Single Life 2.0 ? by YourCoffin: 9:15am On Jun 03, 2017
I will only advice after they have divorced. Nothing concern with married folks
Family / Re: Share Some Myths You Heard While Growing Up by YourCoffin: 9:05am On Jun 03, 2017
That Mary was a virgin when she gave birth to you know who. So I' m wondering who broke the thing, the baby's head?

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Family / Re: Who Is A Man by YourCoffin: 11:26pm On Jun 01, 2017
A man is a specie with a dick inbetween his legs. You people better create another word for all these nonsense you people spew. embarassed embarassed Leave the word man alone. We are tired of the confusion
Family / Re: When Was The Last Time You Cried, And Why? by YourCoffin: 9:30am On May 30, 2017
Yesterday when I was boiling indomie

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Politics / Re: Despite Court Order, Nnamdi Kanu Addresses Pro-biafra Crowd by YourCoffin: 10:31am On May 29, 2017
Jaideyone:
no if KANU was Yoruba he'll be more tactical about his approach. he'll probably run for senate and garner support for a referendum. that's the difference between intellect and chest beating

Senate where majority of the senators are northeners and he will need a majority vote to pass a bill?Bwahahahah.

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Family / Re: Study Shows Sex Isn’t The Secret To Happiness, But Cuddling Could Be by YourCoffin: 9:14pm On May 25, 2017
omo too long even for me but I know the researcher must be a female
Romance / Re: Exclusive!! Meet The South Sudanese Model Nickname"queen Of Darkness"(photo) by YourCoffin: 12:48pm On May 24, 2017
How you wan take locate this one kpekus for night now eh? Even with light sef e go hard
Family / Re: Why Fathers Are Neglected In Old Age. ( A Must Read For Guys) by YourCoffin: 9:12am On May 23, 2017
It's a good thing we have a reformed pension scheme now. Even if you don't have capacity to invest for the future, your pension will go a long way in minimalizing the impact of what the OP described.

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Family / Re: Is It Advisable To Have A Single Account With Your Wife? by YourCoffin: 8:51am On May 23, 2017
It is not advisable to have a single account with anybody.
Politics / Re: Katsina House Of Representatives Bye-Election Results: PDP Beating APC by YourCoffin: 5:34pm On May 20, 2017
Jungle don mature

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Family / Re: No Money, No Erection!!! by YourCoffin: 5:30pm On May 20, 2017
Op so ur father decieved ur mother? Cos I'm certain he wasn't rich when he had the erection that birthed you cheesy cheesy cheesy

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Family / Re: Being Stingy Or Acting Sharp? Men Please Answer by YourCoffin: 8:16pm On May 17, 2017
bluetopaz:
I totally think the men should provide allowances for their partners. Regardless of their marital status.
Its not about milking the man dry or anything but something that would assist in her immediate needs...I personally hate the idea of always having to ask...infact I don't know how to ask for money from a guy

Even with the allowance, they will still ask. So what's the point of the allowance?

What is yours is mine no be for bank account o

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