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Re: My Girlfriend Must Not Get Pregnant! by simoen(f): 4:42pm On Apr 30, 2008 |
Nah, it can't be. He doesn't have the guts. Are you trying to cause a fight? LOLit was juz a guess , u know booki fink my guess is ryt |
Re: My Girlfriend Must Not Get Pregnant! by StephenP(m): 4:46pm On Apr 30, 2008 |
simoen:[size=13pt]Well, I guess so too.[/size] |
Re: My Girlfriend Must Not Get Pregnant! by Kennee(m): 4:50pm On Apr 30, 2008 |
By d way Simoen, been wondering, who are u keepin beside u, som1 already special, or som1 dat will be special? |
Re: My Girlfriend Must Not Get Pregnant! by simoen(f): 5:00pm On Apr 30, 2008 |
hmmm. . . . . som1 really special Well, I guess so too.yeah ryt |
Re: My Girlfriend Must Not Get Pregnant! by SweetT1: 5:50pm On Apr 30, 2008 |
@Poster Your man enough to screw but your not man enough to have a baby?? Get real, will ya? If your lucky this time, you better stay off sex till your married. |
Re: My Girlfriend Must Not Get Pregnant! by Kennee(m): 5:53pm On Apr 30, 2008 |
@ Simoen Lucky him, or her, or, So who's d kiss 4, me or d lucky one? |
Re: My Girlfriend Must Not Get Pregnant! by simoen(f): 5:59pm On Apr 30, 2008 |
sorry kennee, datz 4 d lucky one |
Re: My Girlfriend Must Not Get Pregnant! by Kennee(m): 6:37pm On Apr 30, 2008 |
Aww, come on, oya jus blow only small give me |
Re: My Girlfriend Must Not Get Pregnant! by dgb4(m): 6:59pm On Apr 30, 2008 |
@poster beta start to convince urself that u are goign to be a father soon start accepting responsibilities otherwise the girl's parents will get u castrated |
Re: My Girlfriend Must Not Get Pregnant! by kene20(m): 7:27pm On Apr 30, 2008 |
you re worried about pregnancy! what of HIV? Guy, better go 4 test and if negative, give thanks 2 God. How can u do the thing without 'rubber'. Any prepare ur self 4 Fatherhood and dont even think of 'D n C' . best of luck ! |
Re: My Girlfriend Must Not Get Pregnant! by saucekid(m): 8:39pm On Apr 30, 2008 |
i never go for long,una don dey fight abi? |
Re: My Girlfriend Must Not Get Pregnant! by funkyeni: 11:29pm On Apr 30, 2008 |
hey nairalanders, let's show a little love before we crucify him. afterall, no one's without sin. jojomi, i guess by now she should have done a pregnancy test? So, you can anounce to them that it's negative inorder for them to leave you alone. But nairalanders, we are very mean o!! I don't envy the guy at all. |
Re: My Girlfriend Must Not Get Pregnant! by Suntemi(m): 11:57pm On Apr 30, 2008 |
funkyeni: This guy na Apost. Paul brother, well it nice to be good. @ Poster see dont let that bother you much. See that's an achievement it will allow you to see ur great grand children since you re just 25, all u have toi do is be prayerful always ask God for long life also remember to tell God to make ur children wise so dat they too can impregnant a lady at the age of 23. That will make you seev your great grand children at a young age. You know kids love playing football with their grand parent but yours is even better cos by then you will be a "GREAT GRAND PA" congratulations big bro. |
Re: My Girlfriend Must Not Get Pregnant! by tipsy289(m): 9:16am On May 01, 2008 |
so why are u askin us for advice(ur 25 and i believe ur not stupid), grow up and be a man, simple |
Re: My Girlfriend Must Not Get Pregnant! by saucekid(m): 9:43am On May 01, 2008 |
@ poster you did the shaggin,now do the daddying |
Re: My Girlfriend Must Not Get Pregnant! by lanryfunky(m): 10:52am On May 01, 2008 |
FIND OUT HOW MUCH THEY SELL PAMPERS AND BABY FOOD NOW BECAUSE SHE IS ALREADY PREGNANT, FOOD WEY PERSON NO WAN CHOP,PERSON NO DEY SMELL AM, U ARE SUCH A NUT, AFTER U DON BULALA UR BABE FINISH,U DEY ASK US FOR SOLUTION, WHY U NO COME B4 U BALALA AM, God is a merciful God,that is why HE will just give u TWINS and not TRIPLETS, Congrats DUDE |
Re: My Girlfriend Must Not Get Pregnant! by simoen(f): 10:57am On May 01, 2008 |
you re worried about pregnancy! what of HIV? Guy, better go 4 test and if negative, give thanks 2 God. FOR GOD SAKE, THIS IS HIS GIRLFRIEND, HE DIDNT PICK HER 4RM D STREET. . . HAAA ABEG. . . DONT CRUCIFY HIM OOOOH. Aww, come on, OYa take . . . .your head don dey big now abi? |
Re: My Girlfriend Must Not Get Pregnant! by fitz26ben: 11:11am On May 01, 2008 |
Old boy no worry urself, plenty people dey for naija wey stress and 9-9 work no let fit born pickin, now u don score, na to accept the result in good faith. Afterall aside the fact say u fit don buy free gono, you still fit don distribute free Cyfi, U sef, ur body too hot, u just cock and u fire, u be police wey do accidental discharge. Agbaya, abeg make you face the father hood jare, |
Re: My Girlfriend Must Not Get Pregnant! by saucekid(m): 11:37am On May 01, 2008 |
@ simoen why wont we crucify him?AIDS no dey show for face he did the shagging. . . . let him do the daddying |
Re: My Girlfriend Must Not Get Pregnant! by simoen(f): 11:42am On May 01, 2008 |
y will u crucify him. . . . una own too much sef |
Re: My Girlfriend Must Not Get Pregnant! by saucekid(m): 11:47am On May 01, 2008 |
i go crucify am. . . no stop me |
Re: My Girlfriend Must Not Get Pregnant! by Kennee(m): 1:19pm On May 01, 2008 |
simoen: Oh, thank u thank u, actually my head don reduce now, l dey go store those kisses 4 my hidden memories page 4 my brain |
Re: My Girlfriend Must Not Get Pregnant! by faa(f): 1:52pm On May 01, 2008 |
I've been following this thread for sometime now and I keep on coming back to it. Gosh! you guys are not even showing him a lil bit of mercy. Imagine the poor dude coming to nairaland of all places for advice on something that common sense could have avoided. LOOOOOOOOL! @ poster I'm sorry for you. I personally think you are screwed ( I can't believe you said insemination was not done inside. OLODO!) See your situation as an example to all the coconut heads out there who think they are too smart! Nothing anybody can do or say now will help you. eh ya! kpele! God be with you! |
Re: My Girlfriend Must Not Get Pregnant! by dee02(m): 4:18pm On May 01, 2008 |
Has your girlfriend started vomiting yet? if she hasnt then you may be impotent, hence you can keep shag/ging her unprotected! |
Re: My Girlfriend Must Not Get Pregnant! by ademiller(f): 5:21pm On May 01, 2008 |
is dis dude still cryin over spilled sperm? men take it like a man ur indeed a PAPPY |
Re: My Girlfriend Must Not Get Pregnant! by saucekid(m): 5:53pm On May 01, 2008 |
he did the shagging~the pouring~now he should do the fathering |
Re: My Girlfriend Must Not Get Pregnant! by Kennee(m): 5:55pm On May 01, 2008 |
Yeeeeee: My GIRLFRIEND IS PREGNANT, PLS HELP |
Re: My Girlfriend Must Not Get Pregnant! by saucekid(m): 6:11pm On May 01, 2008 |
do you want to create a new thread for that? |
Re: My Girlfriend Must Not Get Pregnant! by Kennee(m): 6:22pm On May 01, 2008 |
Thot about it after posting dat, think it'll be anotha good round of yabbing? lolllllllllll |
Re: My Girlfriend Must Not Get Pregnant! by Saipro(m): 6:36pm On May 01, 2008 |
What the heck is wrong with you people, the guys especially. A fair percentage of the hypocritical ones dissing and yabbing the poor fella have rounds and bouts of unprotected sex with at least a girl. Many practice male "prostitution", if only they don't collect cash (a few do anyway). How many "wash-outs", "&C" and "MVA" have these girls had for you? Feeding on this guys naivety, you wolf on him relentlessly (and shamelessly, if I may add). Truth be told, ol' boy, we all live with the consequences of our sins and STIs should be prime on your mind. Pregnancy is a natural consequence for what you've done. It's not a disease, it's God's plan for human perpetuation. You may however take solace in the fact that up to 13% of pregnancies may abort themselves spontaneously even before the woman is aware of being pregnant. You can pray, wish and hope. You ought however to arm yourself for the possibility that the presumed pregnancy may become a reality (it's not pregnancy until you've had confirmation of some sort). It's been a while now. Be in constant touch with the girl to know the trends. Arm yourself with a little more knowledge on the topic so the earliest signs aren't missed. Or take a shortcut and have a do a pregnancy test. The outcome will determine which path you must follow. Or alternate courses to take. Good luck. Be careful next time around (if there happens to be a next time around). |
Re: My Girlfriend Must Not Get Pregnant! by hilli666(m): 7:02pm On May 01, 2008 |
I have seen the vision ojagajagajagayeahpoobalalalalallll, yebariaba swagaswaga. The first one or the twins is a bouncing baby boy, YOU SHALL NAME TAIWO, Yebariaba swagaswage plus congwaso, The second one is a bouncing baby girl, YOU SHALL NAME NIKE , OR REEBOK, OR SPALDING. The choice my son is yours. Next time use rubber tie the tin weli weli |
Re: My Girlfriend Must Not Get Pregnant! by hilli666(m): 7:04pm On May 01, 2008 |
Ohh before i forget. For my services you owe me 2 kolanut, I gaurd of Palmwine. And one nigth with your girlfriend (optional) |
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