but there is nothing u can do about it. JOJOMI

UR A PAPI

THIS ONE NA MEDICINE AFTER DEATH.

ademiller:

He was a boy,
She was a girl,
He was 25
She was only 22
They were shagmates,
They shagged one cold night
Over shagging sef
Then, they forgot the RUFF RYDER

Disaster struck.

ADEMILLER INVESTMENT AND MOVIES PRODUCTIONS PRESENTS,

MY GIRLFRIEND MUST NOT GET PREGNANT

STARRING

JOJOMI
GIRLFRIEND
SPECIAL APPEARANCE BY NAIRALANDERS ( FOR THE NKO OMO)

PART 2 COMING SOON, GRAB YOUR COPY
NOW! NOW!! NOW!!!!

Hummmm, sounds interesting!
I go buy o, where dem they sell am?
   

jojomi
all criticism and advice are noted, but,

but wat jojo?

Have faith, she might not be prego

SIMOEN
thank you so very much, i believe and i have faith

good for you jojomi cos u gonna need it

haa  

l think dis thread is s'posed to be in the joke section, cos dis Guy is funny sha, Just enjoyin d whole shizzle

jojomi take heart , we nairalanders gat ur back

simoen:



but what jojo?

Have faith, she might not be prego

ademiller:

jojomi take heart , we nairalanders gat your back

c'mon guys, u can't be doing this!
we're supposed to scold this guy till he learns!!

c'mon guys, u can't be doing this!
we're supposed to scold this guy till he learns!![color=#000099][/color]


Tell them!

scold who?
he has already learnt

saucekid:

scold who?
he has already learnt

I ain't sure of that

He who is without sin, let him/her be the first to cast a stone. Are you all saying that you have never had, or having sex without "protection". Sorry for Nigerian pretences.

no be only stone i go cast
na rock boulder

He was a boy,
She was a girl,
He was 25
She was only 22
They were shagmates,
They shagged one cold night
Over shagging sef
Then, they forgot the RUFF RYDER

Disaster struck.

ADEMILLER INVESTMENT AND MOVIES PRODUCTIONS PRESENTS,

MY GIRLFRIEND MUST NOT GET PREGNANT

STARRING

JOJOMI
GIRLFRIEND
SPECIAL APPEARANCE BY NAIRALANDERS ( FOR THE NKO OMO)

PART 2 COMING SOON, GRAB YOUR COPY
NOW! NOW!! NOW!!!!




A movie directed by "ademiller "

A must watch for all "twenty fivers"

And even some "fourtiers" who prefer it skin 2 skin

Why were you having sex without a condom if you are not trying for a baby? Anyways, the only way you can know if she is pregnant is by her getting tested. Do that and please next time wear a condom, not just to prevent against unplanned pregnancy but also STIs.

abawa:

He was a boy,
She was a girl,
He was 25
She was only 22
They were shagmates,
They shagged one cold night
Over shagging sef
Then, they forgot the RUFF RYDER

Disaster struck.

ADEMILLER INVESTMENT AND MOVIES PRODUCTIONS PRESENTS,

MY GIRLFRIEND MUST NOT GET PREGNANT

STARRING

JOJOMI
GIRLFRIEND
SPECIAL APPEARANCE BY NAIRALANDERS ( FOR THE NKO OMO)

PART 2 COMING SOON, GRAB YOUR COPY
NOW! NOW!! NOW!!!!




A movie directed by "ademiller "

A must watch for all "twenty fivers"

And even some "fourtiers" who prefer it skin 2 skin

[size=13pt]To God Be The Glory![/size]

Timmi:

He who is without sin, let him/her be the first to cast a stone. Are you all saying that you have never had, or having sex without "protection". Sorry for Nigerian pretences.

They just love criticizing, dts all, it's wat turns them on

abawa:

He was a boy,
She was a girl,
He was 25
She was only 22
They were shagmates,
They shagged one cold night
Over shagging sef
Then, they forgot the RUFF RYDER

Disaster struck.

ADEMILLER INVESTMENT AND MOVIES PRODUCTIONS PRESENTS,

MY GIRLFRIEND MUST NOT GET PREGNANT

STARRING

JOJOMI
GIRLFRIEND
SPECIAL APPEARANCE BY NAIRALANDERS ( FOR THE NKO OMO)

PART 2 COMING SOON, GRAB YOUR COPY
NOW! NOW!! NOW!!!!




A movie directed by "ademiller "

A must watch for all "twenty fivers"

And even some "fourtiers" who prefer it skin 2 skin

StephenP:

[size=13pt]To God Be The Glory![/size]

You guys won't kill me.

@ kennee
if you no like am. . . . .i no fit help you there

eyeshadow:

Why were you having sex without a condom if you are not trying for a baby? Anyways, the only way you can know if she is pregnant is by her getting tested. Do that and please next time wear a condom, not just to prevent against unplanned pregnancy but also STIs.

if he survive this the dumb guy go still skin dive

oYaTo:

if he survive this the dumb guy go still skin dive

Life

a belated entry onto the bandwagon 
this is the poster's theme song - for the movie MY GIRLFRIEND MUST NOT GET PREGNANT
(fade in when poster is refusing a condom from his girlfriend)

I come in the ****y
i do it direct entry;
naturally
the way it was meant 2 be!
I come in the P*****

i'm a lover
that don't use no rubber
no blasted sheath for me
i got to do it skin 2 skin
the only way i'll put it in
u know that thing is sweet
don't need nothin between me and the heat


I come in the ****y
i do it direct entry;
naturally
the way it was meant 2 be!
I come in the P*****


skin diving is simlar 2 da thrilla in manila
just ask 2 face idibia
and there aint nothing like hiv
and if there is i'll see dr abakiliki

I come in the ****y
i do it direct entry;
naturally
the way it was meant 2 be!
I come in the P*****

saucekid:

@ kennee
if you no like am. . . . .i no fit help you there

Lucky me shebi, dat l ain't d one gettin my female unwantedly pregnant, hey?

Kennee:

They just love criticizing, dts all, it's what turns them on

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oyb:

a belated entry onto the bandwagon
this is the poster's theme song - for the movie MY GIRLFRIEND MUST NOT GET PREGNANT
(fade in when poster is refusing a condom from his girlfriend)

I come in the ****y
i do it direct entry;
naturally
the way it was meant 2 be!
I come in the P*****

i'm a lover
that don't use no rubber
no blasted sheath for me
i got to do it skin 2 skin
the only way i'll put it in
u know that thing is sweet
don't need nothin between me and the heat


I come in the ****y
i do it direct entry;
naturally
the way it was meant 2 be!
I come in the P*****


skin diving is simlar 2 da thrilla in manila
just ask 2 face idibia
and there aint nothing like hiv
and if there is i'll see dr abakiliki

I come in the ****y
i do it direct entry;
naturally
the way it was meant 2 be!
I come in the P*****

Why are you wasting your talent over one yeye thread one yeye boy post?
Abeg compose better poetry and become anoda Soyinka jo!

,yeeeeeeeeeeee,this is too funny,gosh,if there's a funniest thread award,this should take the prize,haba nairalanders,can someone not ask for an advice,

StephenP:

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Sshhhh

Kennee:

Sshhhh

[size=13pt]LOL, what the hell was that?[/size]

i fink he means shut f**k up

simoen:

i think he means shut f**k up

[size=13pt]Nah, it can't be. He doesn't have the guts. Are you trying to cause a fight? LOL[/size]

simoen:

i think he means shut f**k up

, u know book

StephenP:

[size=13pt]Nah, it can't be. He doesn't have the guts. Are you trying to cause a fight? LOL[/size]

Ur chest dey deceive u