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| Re: My Girlfriend Must Not Get Pregnant! by jaymobb(m): 5:20pm On Apr 29, 2008 |
i am proud of you for u av done well, mugu. just get ready to b a fada because there is no juju u can do ur sisi don already carry belle mugu |
| Re: My Girlfriend Must Not Get Pregnant! by jilbaby: 5:29pm On Apr 29, 2008 |
In this era of STDs one has to be very careful, unless you are 100% sure of each other's faithfullness. Beside that using protection helps you avoid situations like this. Anyways, all hope is not lost. First, she has to do a pregnancy test so u can know whether or not she's pregnant. If she doesnt want to go to the hospital, she can do it herself, all you have to do is go to the chemists and buy a pregnancy test kit and a sample bottle, The prescription is there but just for details, she should take her first urine in the morning with the sample bottle and then insert the strip into the urine, if there is one red line it means she is not pregnant and you should apply caution next time but if the red line is two then she definitely is but she can take oxytocin injection, if it's not up to 2weeks. They have it in chemists. I hope you'll learn your lesson if it works. |
| Re: My Girlfriend Must Not Get Pregnant! by colove: 5:44pm On Apr 29, 2008 |
my guy i no fit laugh stop crying over spilt milk my advice 4 u is dat faith like a musta>>>>>>>>>>>>>>seed will turn ur sorrow 2 joy.but if eventually it happens pls dont dull me o nairalanders must eat rice but i here say rice don cost.silly mistake.ur pikin name na boluwatife. |
| Re: My Girlfriend Must Not Get Pregnant! by oYaTo(m): 6:10pm On Apr 29, 2008 |
guy u be mumu! u no do ur research wella, u just dey plug hole anyhow; now wey yawa gas finish u come dey run about dey find biology text book that's like putting the cart before the horse. |
| Re: My Girlfriend Must Not Get Pregnant! by BTT(m): 6:36pm On Apr 29, 2008 |
In Europe, your mates already have up to 3 divorces. . . Baba Boluwatife, you have MY support for the naming ceremony. Ciao.  |
| Re: My Girlfriend Must Not Get Pregnant! by leirop: 7:16pm On Apr 29, 2008 |
u are responsible for ur actions, but most importantly, u have to dedicate, or re-dedicate ur life to JESUS. |
| Re: My Girlfriend Must Not Get Pregnant! by xammy(m): 7:34pm On Apr 29, 2008 |
ha! ha! ha!  if the result of this round is NEGATIVE, i knw say u go do the thing again. i mean u go still want shop pormo. see ur name JOJOMI - ur pikin name surpose be JOJOMI JR or if na twins, guyz Psquare shud be okGOOD LUCK
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| Re: My Girlfriend Must Not Get Pregnant! by scientist(m): 7:44pm On Apr 29, 2008 |
eeeeyaahhhhhhh, why are u peeps saying dat he'll have TWINS? anyway my broda, u just have have to be ready for the good news i only hope u know what dat means? |
| Re: My Girlfriend Must Not Get Pregnant! by chiegemba(f): 8:36pm On Apr 29, 2008 |
. . . . . . . . .ROFLMAO. . . . . . . Funny Post with Funnier Replies. . . . @ Poster "Go start takin classes on Parentin not an easy task to support a family though" . . . All D Best!!!   |
| Re: My Girlfriend Must Not Get Pregnant! by theboy0808(m): 9:16pm On Apr 29, 2008 |
Haha! Thou shalt not commit fornication. But you went ahead. Thy shalt face the music |
| Re: My Girlfriend Must Not Get Pregnant! by saucekid(m): 9:33pm On Apr 29, 2008 |
commandment 1:tho shall not look at girl commandment 2:even if thou look at girl,comt ya eyes commandment 3:if girl gree,run comot commandment 4:if you no fit run,stay there no do anything commandment 5:if she comot cloth,close ya eyes commandment 6:if she open leg,no enter you had to disobey all these commandments |
| Re: My Girlfriend Must Not Get Pregnant! by FactorChic(f): 9:54pm On Apr 29, 2008 |
saucekid: LOL, na inside The Great Book those commandments dey abi wetin? "MY GIRLFRIEND MUST NOT GET PREGNANT" Grab your copy, TODAY!!! LOL, that's some naija movie right there!!! this is too funny |
| Re: My Girlfriend Must Not Get Pregnant! by lapagegirl(f): 11:06pm On Apr 29, 2008 |
Guy, na wa 4 u ooooooooooh, how u tak do am? anyway take heart. I pray make nothin happen because baby food don cost. and if she no get pregnant, next time always use play safe Aids is real, e no de show 4 face. |
| Re: My Girlfriend Must Not Get Pregnant! by oYaTo(m): 11:31pm On Apr 29, 2008 |
FactorChic: Ah, this movie dey sell witi-witi!!! see how people dey rush am! see queue for 12 ebinpejo lane and 15 iweka rd onitsha!!! @poster, can u authograph my copy? Please! |
| Re: My Girlfriend Must Not Get Pregnant! by Nwaka77: 4:20am On Apr 30, 2008 |
@ Poster Na you sabi! You should have used protection. What do you want nairaland to do now? Comot your sperm from the girl belle? Were we all in the picture when you were getting busy with the girl several rounds?  |
| Re: My Girlfriend Must Not Get Pregnant! by Cadet(f): 4:41am On Apr 30, 2008 |
Nwaka77:ROTFLMGBO!! |
| Re: My Girlfriend Must Not Get Pregnant! by Nobody: 6:21am On Apr 30, 2008 |
The title is so funny My Girlfriend Must Not Get Pregnant! I think nollywood should copy it for there movie |
| Re: My Girlfriend Must Not Get Pregnant! by nport(m): 6:35am On Apr 30, 2008 |
interesting, I know a 100% for sure way of making sure she doesn't get pregnant. Don't have sex with her |
| Re: My Girlfriend Must Not Get Pregnant! by T0X(m): 8:49am On Apr 30, 2008 |
Mr Man Come u no go SCHOOL? |
| Re: My Girlfriend Must Not Get Pregnant! by pumpinz(m): 9:02am On Apr 30, 2008 |
Hi Guy, You a real man, Such a lucky man indeee, So u dnt kwn there is time for every thing in life it show it is time for u hav the baby once and forall, guy u need to take this as ur faith and more promotin will be coming ur way. But make sure u do what to do, asin kwnin the gals family for propare introductn. takia and hav a luvly day |
| Re: My Girlfriend Must Not Get Pregnant! by BillGatesFan(m): 10:19am On Apr 30, 2008 |
Why is life so unfair? Am here begging GOD to help so my girlfriend can concieve and give me a child,and here is a man praying to GOD not to allow his girlfriend get pregnant. If she get pregnant bring her to me I will accept her and wed her right away. Am not joking 100% serious. Money is not the problem, I have it, lots of it but pregnancy refuse to come. |
| Re: My Girlfriend Must Not Get Pregnant! by GinikAwa(f): 10:24am On Apr 30, 2008 |
I no a trick PUNCH her in her OVERIES next time u have unprotected SEX, |
| Re: My Girlfriend Must Not Get Pregnant! by PurestBoy(m): 10:44am On Apr 30, 2008 |
@poster, You life is full of millions shit, You went to carry Biology 0-Level textbook after shagging the poor girl. |
| Re: My Girlfriend Must Not Get Pregnant! by saucekid(m): 10:47am On Apr 30, 2008 |
;d |
| Re: My Girlfriend Must Not Get Pregnant! by 2old4that(m): 10:52am On Apr 30, 2008 |
Mind you guys, the woman body is very dynamic. You can never know it all. It's not always arithmetical. I wonder o! Most people here are sounding like saints as if they are above mistakes or never been involved in a messy issue before. The guy (poster) only made a mistake like any human beings, and regrets it. My problem is that the poster is stupid for deciding to share his personal problem in the public else. . . |
| Re: My Girlfriend Must Not Get Pregnant! by nime: 11:50am On Apr 30, 2008 |
sorry.oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo |
| Re: My Girlfriend Must Not Get Pregnant! by cyriluzo(m): 11:54am On Apr 30, 2008 |
eya!, whateva a man sows he shall reap, why are u praying for crop failure? |
| Re: My Girlfriend Must Not Get Pregnant! by dgb4(m): 12:09pm On Apr 30, 2008 |
@jojomi U are not ready to take responsibilities but u are carried away by its pleasure, By the way, in whose house did u guys did it, ur father's house or ur friend's place  This is medicine after death just pray to God for mercy then come back and tell us the goodnews. in this case, both results would be good news to us, if she give u a baby, good, if mistakenly she didnt took in, glory be to God Just wipe ur tears, GO HOME AND SIN NO MORE! |
| Re: My Girlfriend Must Not Get Pregnant! by ademiller(f): 12:16pm On Apr 30, 2008 |
He was a boy, She was a girl, He was 25 She was only 22 They were shagmates, They shagged one cold nite Over shagging sef Then, they forgot the RUFF RYDER Disaster struck. ADEMILLER INVESTMENT AND MOVIES PRODUCTIONS PRESENTS, MY GIRLFRIEND MUST NOT GET PREGNANT STARRING JOJOMI GIRLFRIEND SPECIAL APPEARANCE BY NAIRALANDERS ( FOR THE NKO OMO) PART 2 COMING SOON, GRAB YOUR COPY NOW! NOW!! NOW!!!! |
| Re: My Girlfriend Must Not Get Pregnant! by ademiller(f): 12:23pm On Apr 30, 2008 |
billgatesfan are u serious?  |
| Re: My Girlfriend Must Not Get Pregnant! by jojomi: 12:36pm On Apr 30, 2008 |
all criticism and advice are noted, but, |
| Re: My Girlfriend Must Not Get Pregnant! by saucekid(m): 12:59pm On Apr 30, 2008 |
but what? you've shagged and poured,now dance to the music man |
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