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I was in the public toilets and had just sat down, a voice from the next cubicle said “Hi!, how are you?”
Embarrassed, I said, “I’m doing fine”
The voice said “So what are you up to?”
I said, “Just doing the same as you, sitting here!”
From next door, “Can I come over?”
Annoyed, I said, "rather busy right now”
The voice said, “Listen, i will have to call you back, there’s an i*diot next door answering all my questions"

Verify me na! I go burst ya head o sexkillzz!

@ ogugua88 and sexkillz

How do I verify? Any link to that?

carmelion: Being in a long distance relationship is one of the most difficult things. Especially for the lady because ,society tends to believes she is wasting her time.(Sadly,women have limited time)

But just like Cmega123 mentioned,communication is the key.
Gifts,and keepsakes too helps.

This also applies to people who are in long term relationships. I mean couples who started dating as early as teenagers/undergraduates!)
Its kinda hard for the lady,as she has to wait for the guy to stabilise financially before they take it to the next level. The society just makes you feel silly,when you tell them you are waiting for someone. Makes you doubt your love,makes you lose hope. And then you have other suitors coming your way.

Its not easy I tell you ,its not.


I know a couple who has been dating for the past 6years.they stay in the same town any ways but the lady is 26,while the guy is 28,and is still working his way towards financial stability .Now you know what that means.

At a point the lady said she does not want to continue in the relationship so they broke up. She confided in me that,she was facing a lot of pressure at home to get married ,so she does not understand what she is doing with this guy. How long does she have to wait?what if this guy leaves her for some one else.?

Well I advised her to go and tell this guy,exactly what she told me. But you know,being a woman,she was feeling the guy would take her to be desperate. I encouraged her, so she did.

The guy on his own is a very disciplined person in the sense that,when he says something is white,then you don't need to cross check it,to ascertain if it is truly white,it is white!

So he sat her down and told him of his plans,and how he is working towards them. He asked her to please give him small time,and pray with him that everything falls into place.

He did not propose to her but he bought two similar wrist bands and gave her one to wear,while he wears the other.
He said that band should always remind her of their journey together,and that he will never leave her. Except death takes him away,or she decides to leave.

You need to see them,gooosh,you will think they just met.6yrs no be beans. And to God be the glory,the guy is gradually getting there,he is very focused and am very positive they will get there.God help them.

Erm.....what was I saying again sef?.Ok,when two hearts are together,there is always a way to make things work!

You are an epitome of wisdom. Please can I have your pin or number?

I love to associate myself with frnds like u. Just send me a PM(am no Lesbo!)

Frendys: I appreciate your contribution and perhaps you work there but their response to customers' concern is appaling.

Imagine driving down to their various offices and they could not solve your problem: it is either the staff do not have the requisite authority to address the issue or they do not know what to do.

Uptill now the challenge remains.

Thanks all the same

May I know wђat the challenge is? For u driving down to diff offices and not been able to solve your queries is annoying.

Awaiting a response

In as much as I sympathize with u please when u have concerns about things like this......why don't u call their call center? Dstv does not mute channels. Check the settings on your decoder or TV

For the missing channels, please click on the TV button on your dstv remote control. When u do that,it gives u 4 options on your screen. Please click "ok" on KU AFRICA. It will take u back to dish 100. Then u search for your missing channels.


Regards.

Bros na wa o! You have not even got the chance to let her know how u feel after the normal intro you don dey bombad the poor gal with love msgs!

Dnt u know it could be annoying? And again she's writing her exams for crying out loud! You should have just sent success msgs nt lovey own. Anyway, let her finish her exams and u express yourself physically!

Take care

Are u goodlooking and a working class?

Wђat do u want to use the virgins for?

Mind u,there are virgins everywhere just that they dnt wear d flashy clothes nor do brazillian hair! Guys run after these lots and then start crying foul abt NO virgins

Wonderful!!!!!
****runs to register****

^^^^^^^^^

@OP am ready when are your people coming for me

Omg!!!! Now I feel like taking catfish peppersoup

Must have it this night!

How old are u?

stainlessify: For those who do not knw her, she's d new sales gurl at Studio 29 boutique, dats wat she dos weneva her boss is not around...

Bisjosh doll here.........been following dis thread for a while now. Thanks Poster for opening dis kinda thread to enable we singles to learn from our mistakes and be more careful.

Lovely nite y'all

My oh my!
I always knew there was something fake and shady abt gals that go to church a lot.

Thank God for my life!

Lol

patholaw: its an unconscious tin 4 me...don't know of others

U love to stroke it or what?

And why is that pls?

Get well soon madam

No! "Starts" not "started"

Ur too gullible

Here are pics of her

I just love this lady cos she stands out!!!! Love u Iyabo so much

All I can say is that you are a silly gal! Go and face ur studies!

Idowuogbo:
Lmfao! Wot model of iDiota? 2009? 2010? 2011?

My dear same with me o. I dnt trust again ****shrugs****


Pls help us o!

Sexuality section pls