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Business / Re: How To Lodge A Complaint Against A Financial Institution In Nigeria by dyze(m): 7:14pm On Jan 28, 2022
Nbotee:
Will d complaints see d light of Day?

Yes. Tested and trusted. Banks no dey like hear say you wan send mail to cpd.

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Phones / Re: Like Facebook, Zoom To Start Charging 7.5% VAT From Nigerian Users by dyze(m): 7:54pm On Dec 13, 2021
Eriokanmi:
Or gotomeeting

Will check it out
Phones / Re: Like Facebook, Zoom To Start Charging 7.5% VAT From Nigerian Users by dyze(m): 7:33pm On Dec 13, 2021
40mins don do me or I use Google meet

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Politics / Re: Mary Odili: Search Warrant - No Name, Wrong Address by dyze(m): 11:00am On Oct 30, 2021
Na lie
Crime / Re: Bayo Sina Babarinde: Photos Of RCCG Member Shot Dead By Gunmen In Kwara State by dyze(m): 10:29am On Oct 19, 2021
Lightorder:
if the killers are not dumb, because they are armed, could have snatched the phone from a victim . If the police call it a straight case, could end up bringing in the wrong guy

He was shot from a distance. Maybe they never got the chance to get the phone or maybe they are dumb sha.

The caller might not be the perpetrator but make them stat from there.

Don't mind me, too much of "investigation Discovery" on DStv dey worry me

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Crime / Re: Bayo Sina Babarinde: Photos Of RCCG Member Shot Dead By Gunmen In Kwara State by dyze(m): 9:24am On Oct 19, 2021
He was called out to be killed. Trace the last caller. He is your number 1 suspect.

But our police will not think to that direction.

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Education / Re: LASU Final Year Female Student Commit Suicide Over Lack Of Money (photo) by dyze(m): 2:11pm On Oct 11, 2021
Cokahot:
Living above your means. Hehe had a big phone, had whatsapp. But could not sell the phone to pay her fees.

You no get sense.

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Taliban Leaders Brawled At Presidential Palace by dyze(m): 2:21pm On Sep 15, 2021
Awon weray

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Manchester United Vs Newcastle United - (4 - 1) On September 11 2021 by dyze(m): 3:23pm On Sep 11, 2021
Ronaldo never score? 22 mins.

Na wa o
Investment / Re: SEC Creates A Special Division To Study The Crypto Market by dyze(m): 11:58am On Sep 07, 2021
Mumu people
Politics / Re: Boko Haram Attacks Rann, Borno, Kills 17 People, Burns Houses by dyze(m): 2:08pm On Sep 01, 2021
yorubakid:
Just 17 people, while they mates in other Islamic countries are killing hundreds..they need to step their games in the core North cheesy cheesy

U are a fool
Crime / Re: 2 Suspected Ogun Kidnappers/Armed Robbers Killed During Gun Battle With Police by dyze(m): 8:55pm On Aug 30, 2021
Hezmatosky:
Nonsense angry why putting the pics in the first place? You that saw it full, are you stronger than us?
cheesy Omo where Una dey get sense type all these comic relief.
Crime / Re: How Fake 'Customer Care' Withdrew ₦500k From My Dad's Account After A Phone Call by dyze(m): 10:08pm On Mar 21, 2021
Duplexxx:
They defraud your papa make he go report Nigeria police na wetin e dey wait for

They called him and he can't go to his bank to rectified the problem

Your papa na really mugu

Normally, e no fit better for your papa

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Chelsea Vs Atletico Madrid : UCL (2 - 0) On 17th March 2021 by dyze(m): 9:38pm On Mar 17, 2021
Spending123:
Goaaaaaaal!!!
Chelsea 0:1 ATM
Carassco with a goal.

Shiorrrr

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Politics / Re: Defamation: El-Rufai Slams ₦2 Billion Suit Against Omokri, Odinkalu, Others by dyze(m): 7:34pm On Nov 12, 2020
grin

2 billion hmmm.

Cashapp baba

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Family / Re: Help With Wife's Sleeping Position by dyze(m): 12:17pm On Oct 21, 2020
hakeemhakeem:



Your wife isn't a witch that how I sleeps right from my childhood till now

Thanks brother.
Religion / Re: Oyedepo: "Nigerian Youths Have The Right!", Endorses EndSARS Protests by dyze(m): 9:11am On Oct 18, 2020
Good .

No retreat! No surrender!! We won't give up.

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Politics / Re: #EndSARS Protesters Block Lagos-ibadan Expressway by dyze(m): 9:09pm On Oct 09, 2020
ThatFairGuy1:
Transgression. Causing more havoc. No civility.

Why should #EndSARS be much more taken serious than the fuel and electricity hike, NASS and CJN humongous budget if not that most youths are into frauds.

do not end SARS, reform it. ONLY criminals want it scraped completely.


Quote me and show you're among the fraudster

Ode

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Foreign Affairs / Re: 6.0 Magnitude Earthquake Hits California With Tremors Felt In Las Vegas And LA by dyze(m): 8:39pm On Jun 24, 2020
austine4real:
The Earth is behaving like a baby

grin cant help but smile

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Career / Re: Dr. Wendy Okolo, First Black Woman To Bag A Phd In Aerospace Engineering by dyze(m): 6:39pm On Jun 17, 2020
Leave that one.

Dan Foster is dead!!! cry

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Health / Re: Coronavirus: 10 Lagos Government House Workers Test Positive by dyze(m): 4:35pm On May 07, 2020
Tissaia:
Mtsww. This is the kind of thing that inspired Charles Darwin to embrace the theory of Natural Selection. If you want to weed out your garden, just put your hands in your pockets and watch.
Vaccine will come and is game over
The press has blown this out of proportion to create panic! When this is over and done with, Mark my words, the flu season of 2019 -2020 will look much worse!

When you flatten the curve you also lengthen the curve. They're willing to go 6 months or more with this? Going 6 months will destroy the economy and usher in a big depression. Why is this necessary for a virus that is a little worse than H1N1, which we did nothing for?
Just like every other flu we have known throughout the history of mankind. Should you not shake hands? Of course, Should you wash your hands regularly? Always. Should you stay home if you are sick? Certainly.

Should we destroy the economy, shutter businesses, put a match to the world's wealth? Months of quarantine will do this and I don't think so.

Ridiculous! Some People are easily manipulated! Once you give up your Rights and Civil Liberties for safety sake , you have given up all your freedom! The Government owns you. This is not what our ancestors fought and died for.

God bless you

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Romance / Re: These Are The Stories We Would Tell About 2020 by dyze(m): 9:53pm On Apr 28, 2020
We will tell them we survived

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Food / Re: Hungry Abuja Residents Steal Rice From A Moving Truck by dyze(m): 10:28am On Apr 15, 2020
Street is not smiling.

May we have enough to survive this trying times.

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Romance / Re: Mention The Lies Your Ex Told You by dyze(m): 10:25am On Apr 15, 2020
Jeweltz:
I checked on him. Met pack of condoms. Told me he was using the oil inside to cure pimples. Later got to know the idiot was fucking his cousin

Lolzzz. Condom oil to cure pimples. grin
Romance / Re: Mention The Lies Your Ex Told You by dyze(m): 9:41pm On Apr 14, 2020
moyosore32:
i went out with my friends and on my way back home i saw my babe at Agric busstop she just dropped on a bike, I called her with speed, she plainly lied bout bn at home all day, she never left house all day, chai pesin wey I just see now now, I just lock up I even happy as my frnds wey we dey 2geda no know wetin sup

Why are you happy that your friends don't know what happened? Baba, it starts from a small lie o. Advice yourself and take a firm decision.

Just a piece of advice.

Stay safe brother.

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Family / Re: What's The Most Painful Thing Someone Ever Said To You? by dyze(m): 10:48pm On Apr 02, 2020
lilmax:
Looking at your pictures now, she's very correct


The only thing you did was not having children

She's right about the hoe part

Look deep
grin I want to say I support you but the good side of me will not allow me.

You are right sha

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Health / Re: Coronavirus Can Be Sexually Transmitted - Osagie Ehanire, Health Minister by dyze(m): 10:21pm On Mar 26, 2020
Jhayeahsam01:
0049785303 gtb
token for food stuffs
no where to run to
got kids
thnks
.Avis Nigeria is giving money for food stuff. Check them on twitter

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Education / Re: Narrate The Most Dangerous Thing You Did In Secondary School by dyze(m): 6:34pm On Mar 12, 2020
Jackmj:
My senior flogged me because I fought one troublesome boy, so I went and reported him to the vice principal instead of the vice principal to punish this senior he come flog me join
I come vex go report vice principal to principal the man use Cain pursue me comot

Lolzzz
Romance / Re: How Does Is Get So Wide All Of Sudden? You Know What I Mean. Photo!!! by dyze(m): 6:20pm On Mar 02, 2020
seanwilliam:

. with all my effort, this girl no gree make I chop am oo, after like one month, naso I forget am say make she dey go, a whole big boy like me.. las las, she called me one night and asked if I was at home, immediately I took bike and fiam , I don get home.. I told my roomie to go find where to sleep, ... the girl came and I spoiled her with better trips and foods that night..we got back to the room , there was light, she asked me to off the light, I no gree... well las las, cos i no one loose the opportunity, I obliged, she started by playing emotions game like" I hope after having your way, you will not disappoint me" I said common , I love you and u know it ,so baby stop asking me rhetorical question "....
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Your guess is as good as mine....
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.she sucked me and rim well well.. time to fhuck reach, I comot the pant, and I was welcomed my a septic tank, I managed hold my breath.. I strapped condom and close my eye dive in ... mehn, abeg who know jug? Yes all these old plastic jug, my prick kon be like a day old chick leg for the pussy... as in, is like I missed road, I no feel anything as I dey go and come... .
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I maintained my cool and prayed make I cum shap shap...
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U no wetin kon vex me? She go dey moan, as in kon dey shout like person wey dey labour, ...
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Walai walai, I shout for am to shut up and stop the hypocrisy! Asin e be like I dey run around the circle.. mehn, I vex so tey it caused confusion..

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1. I no fit tell am why I dey vex
2. She no fit tell me why she dey beg me
3. But I'm sure both if us know what's up..
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.I sha manage till day break, mehn , she saw my countenance and she said know say I got the drift...
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Nobody tell am to stop calling me..

Lolzz. U dey craze. I just burst out laughing when you say; abeg who know jug?

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Health / Re: NAFDAC Warns Against Taking `Maishayi’ Tea Made By Hausa Tea Vendors by dyze(m): 8:05pm On Feb 24, 2020
grin

Don't understand the rationale behind adding weed to tea. Must all of us be high by force? smiley

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Romance / Re: If This Was Ur Babe Or Wife, What Would U Do? by dyze(m): 10:06pm On Feb 06, 2020
E go be your babe or wife.

Ode omo

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Travel / Re: How Has The Ban On Keke And Okada In Lagos Affected You? by dyze(m): 3:33pm On Feb 01, 2020
Simplyleo:
My problem is on the Mainland.

On the Island, bloody cruise in your car, traffic isn't that annoyingly much.

But Mainland? How I want take do am? Traffic once held me between Marine Bridge and Boundary Market in Ajegunle for close to 2 hrs. Since then, if I have any reason to go there, na bike matter be dat o. Though I doubt if that area is affected by the ban.

E affect Apapa local government sef

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