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Car Talk / Re: My Pugs Journey From Enugu To Uyo On Sunday 18th Nov 2012 (Update) by jimjones: 1:11pm On Nov 20, 2012 |
man dem, one too many deadheads on here, walai! this op is a maniac. instead of keeping his hands on the steering wheel and his eyes on the farking road, he dey drive dey take photos at the same farking time....jeopardizing the lives of other road users. na baskats like you dey cause accidents then later blame the government for not fixing the roads. i hope you get killed by a dangote truck the next time you set out to take photos while steering the wheels. you baskat! |
Car Talk / Re: Why Do Driving Schools Use Volkswagen Beetle To Teach Driving? by jimjones: 12:13pm On Nov 20, 2012 |
oh, the Koenigsegg CCGT is ridiculously cheap and handles like a biatch. learners need something a bit more expensive and classy. think vw beetle. |
Sports / Re: Int'l Friendly: Nigeria Vs Venezuela (3 - 1) On Thursday 15th November 2012 by jimjones: 2:35am On Nov 15, 2012 |
lol...why do these guys even bother? there's absolutely no difference between watching lobi stars and the national side. painfully disorganized and void of any composure...let alone tactics. lard! |
Sports / Re: Int'l Friendly: Nigeria Vs Venezuela (3 - 1) On Thursday 15th November 2012 by jimjones: 1:41am On Nov 15, 2012 |
CFCfan: The Bright Dike fellow could be a potential weapon in the air- he is 6ft 1in tall, and might be difficult to outmuscle in a one-on-one duel with a defender or even two defenders- he wighs a massive 220lbs krace man. you must be a midget. 6'1 is hardly tall enough to be an aerial threat in modern day footy or even worse - a threat to venezuela! of the 5 center-backs called up to the squad to face nigeria 3 are taller than 6'1...precisely 6'2, 6'4, 6'4. the other 2 are 6' and 6'1. so except your dike guy is going up against a couple center-backs in the eskimo league, he aint go'n be no 'potential weapon in the air.' so chiaman, 'llow that your gutter analysis of football. |
Sports / Re: Segun Odegbami Predicts South Africa Winner Of AFCON 2013 by jimjones: 1:55pm On Nov 14, 2012 |
who the ferk is sugen ode-gbami? |
Religion / Re: Virgin Mary Image Seen On Hospital Window In Malaysia by jimjones: 3:44pm On Nov 13, 2012 |
tobechi20: And they say there is no God.smh that your almighty, all powerful god has resorted to such silly gimmicks as sketching his minions on slices of bread, windows and all that horseshit, is reason enough to not take him seriously. how do you go from voice coming outta the clouds...for which everyone could hear, burning bush, etc to sketching the face of jesus on a slice of bread? dude really needs to step his game up, walai. hit me up when he shows up on the pitch in the middle of a superbowl game, or a real madrid game. religion and it's birdbrained adherents. the other day it was the name "allah" on a goat. smh... |
Health / Re: Men: Experts Say You’re Overweight If You Can’t See Your Joystick by jimjones: 7:34pm On Nov 11, 2012 |
rodeo0070: people are too dumb these days to do simple arithmetic, brov |
Health / Re: Men: Experts Say You’re Overweight If You Can’t See Your Joystick by jimjones: 7:25pm On Nov 11, 2012 |
all these illiterates. what kind of simpleminded bullshit is this? if your bmi is between 25 - 29, you are farkin overweight. fyi, there are tons of overweight men that can see their schlongs. the moderators on here need to sit up, walai. el-rufai was right. |
Celebrities / Re: Pictures From Annie Idibia's Boutique - 4evayoung by jimjones: 12:16am On Nov 09, 2012 |
me sure say that black rubber show with purple lace go enter like 300tasand naira just because na tuface pikin mama dey sell am. |
Celebrities / Re: Seun Kuti's Tattoo With His Dad Fela's Name On It! by jimjones: 12:13am On Nov 09, 2012 |
that's a shitty tattoo right there. |
Religion / Re: Benny Hinn & Pat Robertson, The False Prophets Of The U.S 2012 Election by jimjones: 7:27pm On Nov 07, 2012 |
why anybody still believes in/takes these charlatans seriously confounds me. that cracker pat robertson is a world famous nut-job. benny hinn? please...fcuka hasnt got one prophesy right his entire lifetime. fcukin paula white is the only thing he ever got right...cos that shoite worked out real nice for him. gotta give him credit for that. besides, that ho needed a darn good palestinian fcukin. and in the mighty name of jesus, i'll hit that a*s.s in a heartbeat! 1 Like |
Religion / Re: Do You Believe In Heaven And Hell? by jimjones: 6:25pm On Nov 05, 2012 |
salt 1: From the comments I see on the religion section, I have been wondering whether we all believe in heaven and hell. oh yea, sure i do. i also believe in the tooth fairy, motherfuckin santa claus, and the yoruba account of creation! |
Religion / Re: Is It Right To Bosom Feed A Baby In Church? by jimjones: 7:59pm On Nov 04, 2012 |
packman: This case to me is becoming very annoying when i see nursing mother's breast-feeding their baby inside the Church Auditorium During Church service. why would you wanna do that? it's a sin against god. you should let the baby starve to death. god would be hell'a proud. |
Politics / Re: Boko-Haram Gives Conditions For Cease Fire.. . . . by jimjones: 1:08am On Nov 02, 2012 |
karl max: They actaully called BUHARI as one of their Negotiators is it not clear now that buhari and all those mentioned as negotiators are their sponsor. no it's "not clear now that buhari and all those mentioned as negotiators are their sponsor." no, you foool! those people mentioned are supposed to mediate. by your gutter logic it's safe to conclude that koffi anan was the sponsor of the syrian rebels, innit? what is clear that it's deadheads like you that called for the beheading of ibb and dokpesi simply because some shoddy sss 'investigation' linked them to text messages sent between the alleged independence day bombers. el-rufai must have been talking about you. make this so-called boko haram spokesperson go sleep for bush, abeg. at first it was western education and values they had issues with. now it's ali sheriff. farkin r3tards. |
TV/Movies / Re: Samsung To Sell TV's With Free Satellite Channels In Africa by jimjones: 2:27pm On Nov 01, 2012 |
Ignatio: So long it gets live Epl and uefa matches, musical channels and documentary channels the tv price won't be an issue. mallam, try get some sense na. you know a free-to-air channel that can afford live epl or ucl broadcast rights? |
Politics / Re: Okorocha Knocks Out Nude Clubs In Imo by jimjones: 1:54pm On Nov 01, 2012 |
exactly what law is being enforced here? there's a nigerian law that prohibits these sorts of businesses? Briefing journalists on Tuesday in Owerri, the state capital, Okorocha regretted that the state had been turned into ‘Sodom and Gomorrah’ of the Bible where young girls dance completely Unclad in the clubs at night, threatening to deal with any such club operator who fails to carry the order. you cant govern a secular state with garbbage you get from the bible or any other fictitious religious book! nigeria is doomed, walai. 2 Likes |
Politics / Re: Akwa-Ibom' s Deputy Governor Resignation Letter! by jimjones: 7:13am On Nov 01, 2012 |
galadima77: Thought we kinda deserve to know the shady reason(s) behind his very unusual move by a typical Nigerian politician. We need reasons to react appropriately. it states clearly that the reasons are personal. why must there be some kind of spin to it? |
Politics / Re: Akwa-Ibom' s Deputy Governor Resignation Letter! by jimjones: 7:09am On Nov 01, 2012 |
mbhs139: nor mind the mumu |
Romance / Re: Getting Married In 2 Months - Why Does He Distrust Me So Much? by jimjones: 1:03pm On Oct 31, 2012 |
DaWhiz: see what i mean? with people like you advising the op, how's she ever gonna grow up? you can't even decide whether or not i can figure stuff(the complexities of the little girl's post) out...you had to go and guess. i would expect that i either can or cannot figure stuff out. perhaps that, too, is rocket science? |
TV/Movies / Re: Teju Babyface Show Or Time-Out With Tee-a? by jimjones: 12:13pm On Oct 31, 2012 |
ogbeche77: It like comparing Apple to Oranges.. Teju's Show beats Tee A's show hands down stewpit analogy. you're saying apples are better than oranges, or you just don't know how to use that idiom? 1 Like |
Religion / Re: How Is Your Church Ranked? by jimjones: 7:16pm On Oct 28, 2012 |
tobechi74: am a catholic jobless punk. |
TV/Movies / Re: Dupsy Abiola, MKO 's Daughter Appearance On Dragons Den UK (Video) by jimjones: 10:35pm On Oct 26, 2012 |
advocate666: We are not talking of anybody's daughter here. there goes one of the nigerians el-rufai was referring to in his tweet. farkin depressing. here's a young lady trying to make something of herself....trying to build something like her father did. but no, you'd rather she stood in line waiting to receive a slice of the pie her father left behind...completely ignorant of the fact that abiola has hordes of children...much much older and less intelligent than her, who would love nothing more than 'scheist' all the wealth for themselves. if her father was alive, he'd be an deadhead not to support his daughter's ambitions to build something of her own. but hey, you mr op are a deadhead, so i dont expect you to have the ability to think...talking about..."wont even buy a good 4x4." christ! fvck, some of those companies went under even before i was born. |
Politics / Re: Nigerian Youths Are Lazy And Don't Read - El-Rufai by jimjones: 11:00pm On Oct 25, 2012 |
truth4meal: Am sure El-rufai is talking to the OP - this article shows a youth that is too lazy to read and reflect - you are one example of a youth too lazy to think. Mscheew! yep. the op is exactly the reason el-rufai made said comment. and as this thread proves, the man is spot on. |
Politics / Re: Subsidy Bribe: Pressure On Police To Charge Otedola With Lawan by jimjones: 10:09am On Oct 25, 2012 |
slimyem: lmao... sistrin, hell if i'm joking, follow the link...see for yourself! hahahaha |
Politics / Re: Subsidy Bribe: Pressure On Police To Charge Otedola With Lawan by jimjones: 9:20am On Oct 25, 2012 |
drzed: lol....bredrin, just the other day, a channelstv article on their website referred to mitbot romney as the "dominican republic candidate"!!! http://www.channelstv.com/home/category/world-news/ |
Politics / Re: Subsidy Bribe: Pressure On Police To Charge Otedola With Lawan by jimjones: 9:10am On Oct 25, 2012 |
garri_gangster: perhaps because the president's a re*tard, i would think. |
Religion / Re: I Dont Love Him. But He Said He Heard From God by jimjones: 6:15am On Oct 23, 2012 |
preshuzpearl: Oh, and did i mention dat he keeps pressurizing me to pray and dat he knows if i do, God will tell me he's right. astonishing....simply astonishing. i cant even begin to imagine that people like this still exist. 1. god doesn't speak to anybody...your fvcked up imagination does. but for the sake of argument, let's say you pray and the good lord doesn't speak to you, do you think that outcome will be acceptable to your imbe*cile friend...bearing in mind he's absolutely convinced all you have to do is pray and baba god will tell you what he told him? he already knows god's answer. all you gotta do is pray. any answer other than "he's right" simply isn't god's answer. 2. young(or old) woman, no offense o, but idi very stewpit to even consider this to a point were you bring it before the sagacious chiamen and chiawomen of nairaland to deliberate upon. by god, idi stewpit. no offense. |
Religion / Re: How Do You Feel When You Are In The Spirit? by jimjones: 2:00pm On Oct 21, 2012 |
what the fark is spirit and how the fark does one get in it? |
Religion / Re: All Who Insult Pastors Are Committing An Unpardonable Sin by jimjones: 12:10pm On Oct 20, 2012 |
pastor prosper : may thunder faya all of una, in jesos mighty name. amem. if god can do that for me, i'll glady live with unpardonable sin. |
Politics / Re: Patience Jonathan - I Didnt Undergo Any Surgery by jimjones: 8:45am On Oct 18, 2012 |
biko metchionu dia! e never reach 1day wey you come back, you don dey smell mouth already. shatap and get on with your cassava bread consumption. |
Food / Re: Nigerian Traditional Wedding Cakes! by jimjones: 11:21pm On Oct 17, 2012 |
ona dey blab about white dolls.... what the fark is traditional about those cakes? smh 1 Like |
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