fuoski:
@op u are really a good job thumbs up

cozy7:
HABA! THOUGHT YOU JUST SAID YOU'RE A LEARNER, THEN Y DO U DESIRE "A BIG BOOTY GIRL"? Y DONT U START FROM D SLIM, TINY, LOCAL N TIMID ONES FOR PRACTICE.

cozy7:
HABA! THOUGHT YOU JUST SAID YOU'RE A LEARNER, THEN Y DO U DESIRE "A BIG BOOTY GIRL"? Y DONT U START FROM D SLIM, TINY, LOCAL N TIMID ONES FOR PRACTICE.

Bandeco:
I must commend you Teddy for creating such a wonderful thread and I must say I have been an ardent follower right from day one.

There is this damsel I met about two months ago. Employing ur tips on this thread worked so well for me dat I got my first kiss the first day we hooked up on a date. This chick was so invested that if a day passes by without me calling her. she complains( she do call me too). She spends quality time with me and anytime we have the opportunity we do kiss and smooch like hell. (Remaining to bleep her).

Now, we are on holiday in Lagos and her behaviour recently just got to underscore the erratic nature of the feminine gender. For a month now we went on vacation she has flash me just once but do complain I don't call her whenever we chat on whatsApp. I was like u don't flash not to talk of call so is it my sole duty now to be doing the calling( I didn't say this to her hearing o). But recently I tried to reach her on phone she ignores my call and don't call bk. I send her countless SMS/IM she doesn't respond.

Now bro, What went wrong? How am I Gona revive and spice up this affair cos its no longer potent. And pls advice me on what to do. Happy new year to all especially Teddy

There is this damsel I met about two months ago. Employing ur tips on this thread worked so well for me dat I got my first kiss the first day we hooked up on a date. This chick was so invested that if a day passes by without me calling her. she complains( she do call me too). She spends quality time with me and anytime we have the opportunity we do kiss and smooch like hell. (Remaining to bleep her).

Now, we are on holiday in Lagos and her behaviour recently just got to underscore the erratic nature of the feminine gender. For a month now we went on vacation she has flash me just once but do complain I don't call her whenever we chat on whatsApp. I was like u don't flash not to talk of call so is it my sole duty now to be doing the calling( I didn't say this to her hearing o). But recently I tried to reach her on phone she ignores my call and don't call bk. I send her countless SMS/IM she doesn't respond.

Bandeco:
I must commend you Teddy for creating such a wonderful thread and I must say I have been an ardent follower right from day one.

There is this damsel I met about two months ago. Employing ur tips on this thread worked so well for me dat I got my first kiss the first day we hooked up on a date. This chick was so invested that if a day passes by without me calling her. she complains( she do call me too). She spends quality time with me and anytime we have the opportunity we do kiss and smooch like hell. (Remaining to bleep her).

Now, we are on holiday in Lagos and her behaviour recently just got to underscore the erratic nature of the feminine gender. For a month now we went on vacation she has flash me just once but do complain I don't call her whenever we chat on whatsApp. I was like u don't flash not to talk of call so is it my sole duty now to be doing the calling( I didn't say this to her hearing o). But recently I tried to reach her on phone she ignores my call and don't call bk. I send her countless SMS/IM she doesn't respond.

Now bro, What went wrong? How am I Gona revive and spice up this affair cos its no longer potent. And pls advice me on what to do. Happy new year to all especially Teddy

xxxtedyxxx:


wow..bro..dts serious oh.

The only thing u can do is tell her u gave ur phone to someone else to browse with.

This is serious matter oh, and the way you handle it counts...

Guys in the house..what do u think pls?

upros:
A female friend saw a naked pics of a man on my fone.. i dont knw how it happen ...wat should i do nw... so confused...

Djboosting:




The problem is not about the pics she saw...the problem is about how u scale Ur way through her net...

Just tell her :- A friend of urs borrowed Ur memory card to copy a file on his laptop and u haven't even check it since he gave u back the previous day..

If the unclad pics are still on Ur phone.. u might even show her again and whispers in her ear that :- "hey, don't tell me the pics didn't turn u on" ..BOOM ..and she'll start qualifying herself by denying it..


Then wait for 10secs silence..NO TALKING..twist it back to her court and say :- "Let's find out"..

then u'll start by kissing her...

GAME!! u don't need stress but the way u are confident to stand on Ur point in a playful and challenging manner
#peace


xxxtedyxxx I see you man! nice job here

eduj:
@op en fellow nairalanders.
my problem seem a little different than others.l might not be the cuttest guy around but,i have no problem having a conversation en maintaining one with females (thank God for literature and belonging to the debating class back in secondary school)and also I don't lack in confidence-i have played as a wing man for my buddies in getting babes.
my problem is that I rapidly loss interest in girls that even the thought of just beding them for fun (hit and run) doesn't appeal to me.
I find myself comparing them to my crush in jss3 even after 7 years.
am getting frustrated because after spending 2 weeks of my holiday successfully coding a girl I meet on campus, I find that am no longer interested in her.I can't even bring myself to reply to her what app messages.please I need your advice

Darejo:
hello Teddy, I must commend you greatly for this work you're doing.

My problem is quite different though, I'm 23yrs old and there's this girl(21yrs) I've been dating for over 4 years now. Though we've not had sex all this while because she's a virgin and I kinda agreed not to disturb her with sex issues until she's ready for it. She truly loves me and I love her as well, but recently I've kind of noticed some changes in her behavior towards me. She hardly call me this days and if she eventually does, we don't talk more than 3mins maximum on phone.

Even on whatsapp, when she's online she hardly send me messages unless I be the first to initiate the convo and I seem to be the one doing most of the talking. Whenever we're chatting, I feel as if I'm forcing her to talk with me which is very different from the way we used to chat when we newly met.

I have this feeling that I'm losing her already, whenever I ask her what the problem is as to why she's acting strange to me she always tell me nothing is the problem. It's really driving me crazy, please what do I do to get her back as I cannot afford to lose her because we've dated for too long to leave each other this way. Please what do I do because I truly love her and want to make things work out for us.

Impulse80:

Sorry Bro but shit has happened. Someone has deflowered her. Don't ask how i know... It happened to me, same story as yours and the greatest betrayal i have witnessed.next she will try pulling away from you and if you persist she will start being aggressive. All this because she knows you'll eventually find out if you two continue dating. Sorry bro women are not to be trusted. BTW there's a slight chance i am wrong.

Darejo:

Thanks bro for the feedback, I just hope this is not what has happened. But what if what you are saying is actually right, then what next What am I supposed to do in such a scenario?

eduj:
@op en fellow nairalanders.
my problem seem a little different than others.l might not be the cuttest guy around but,i have no problem having a conversation en maintaining one with females (thank God for literature and belonging to the debating class back in secondary school)and also I don't lack in confidence-i have played as a wing man for my buddies in getting babes.
my problem is that I rapidly loss interest in girls that even the thought of just beding them for fun (hit and run) doesn't appeal to me.
I find myself comparing them to my crush in jss3 even after 7 years.
am getting frustrated because after spending 2 weeks of my holiday successfully coding a girl I meet on campus, I find that am no longer interested in her.I can't even bring myself to reply to her what app messages.please I need your advice

mrsuperswag:
Hey teddy...been a while. I need clues on how to go about kissing a girl...neva had a kiss b4 n I don't want to mess up. She's my girlfriend already though.

Darejo:
hello Teddy, I must commend you greatly for this work you're doing.

My problem is quite different though, I'm 23yrs old and there's this girl(21yrs) I've been dating for over 4 years now. Though we've not had sex all this while because she's a virgin

Even on whatsapp, when she's online she hardly send me messages unless I be the first to initiate the convo and I seem to be the one doing most of the talking. Whenever we're chatting, I feel as if I'm forcing her to talk with me which is very different from the way we used to chat when we newly met.

I have this feeling that I'm losing her already, whenever I ask her what the problem is as to why she's acting strange to me she always tell me nothing is the problem. It's really driving me crazy, please what do I do to get her back as I cannot afford to lose her because we've dated for too long to leave each other this way. Please what do I do because I truly love her and want to make things work out for us.

Djboosting:



Ur shy in Ur first paragraph and I'm glad u admit that...
Again U're trying to be caring.. I like that too... and I fvcking HATE it as well.. because everything she's asking or U're doing for her, she's only testing u. From the look of things, she doesn't need Ur help. She can take care of herself..

What do I mean by 'test' here, she's trying to evaluate Ur worth either u are on of the 10 mr nice guys she's meeting every week. And U're beginning to fail, OK deed done already.

Now to Ur question.. what are u going to do immediately u see her if u resume.. Here is where u need to face the fact! .. cos she's giving u her final test her " WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO ABOUT IT?..." .. Mr lingz, if u fail here, with due respect no apology, u have lost her. Now to avoid that, The first week of Ur resumption, let her be.. let her feel Ur absence .. if she beeps or call u, don't apologize for not calling her.. or call her and Just say :-

"hey Tola Darling (whatever her name was, say it in a romantic way not like Ur gf o, but as if U've paid her bride price already ) don't mind this 'Nawty' daddy for not checking on his little baby on time".
Whatever her reply was, of course u have changed Ur game like a man u are ..ABOVE HER

Immediately.. say:-

"Let your NAWTY daddy make it up to you tomorrow, I'll pick you up in front of blah blah place (whatever venue) " .then MAKE HER choose the time ..

Then when U're picking her up, make sure u HUG her tight for 5ses, then when moving, make sure Ur fingers are laced together for sometime like lovers.. so she won't feel awkward u touching her later.

Trust me she'll keep wondering where u get the confidence from.. don't take her to restaurant, guest house or whatever.. Take her home.. as a matter of fact joke with her on the way that u'll cook for her..
Ladies love a man cooking for them... LOL ..

Now ACTION + CONFIDENCE here...

immediately she enters Ur room, make sure u hold her when U're going inside so that there will be closeness btw u guys.. immediately she enter, for 5secs before she sits down, give her the second compliment on her LIPS not her body o.. u might say:-

"I observed you look absolutely wonderful seeing this lipstick or wet gloss (whatever) (harmattan advantage) on Ur pink lips and I've been resisting myself not to do this"

Her- do what?

You- This... (then make a move, gather a little courage and kiss her gently) make sure you break the kiss first.. she will want more..
Don't give her yet..

Now play with her and tell her to do the cooking and u'll base how long the next kiss would be on how delicious the food is"..

Confidence

Enjoy and have THAT FUN.. se jeje.. don't make h3r cry for her bf oo ...hahaha LMAO :v

Question answered Shey..that will help..


Bro... I'm out
#peace

hemjaylee:
WOW
****** re o*nt insultin*
Bro I hail
U re just 2 much

tr3y:

After reading your response, I concluded you must be a liar.



I mean how could you be DJboosting when VjayKilling should be your handle

You need to switch career dude, seriously.

MIMU:
Hi Teddy thr is 1 girl I luv her so much, whneva I see her my hrt beat fast,i wnt 2 strt r/ship wit her, I can approach oda gurls bt whn it com 2 her I die whn I gather cnfidence 2 go n tlk 2 her is lyk a magic I cant,i feel lyk she will reject me we r in diffrent faculty but I knw whre she eat wit her frends ,i knw her area I hve her nomba bt she is nt d 1 dat gave me,we nva tlk pls hw can I strt teddy I luv her so much online or one on one pls

Djboosting:



Ur shy in Ur first paragraph and I'm glad u admit that...
Again U're trying to be caring.. I like that too... and I fvcking HATE it as well.. because everything she's asking or U're doing for her, she's only testing u. From the look of things, she doesn't need Ur help. She can take care of herself..

What do I mean by 'test' here, she's trying to evaluate Ur worth either u are on of the 10 mr nice guys she's meeting every week. And U're beginning to fail, OK deed done already.

Now to Ur question.. what are u going to do immediately u see her if u resume.. Here is where u need to face the fact! .. cos she's giving u her final test her " WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO ABOUT IT?..." .. Mr lingz, if u fail here, with due respect no apology, u have lost her. Now to avoid that, The first week of Ur resumption, let her be.. let her feel Ur absence .. if she beeps or call u, don't apologize for not calling her.. or call her and Just say :-

"hey Tola Darling (whatever her name was, say it in a romantic way not like Ur gf o, but as if U've paid her bride price already ) don't mind this 'Nawty' daddy for not checking on his little baby on time".
Whatever her reply was, of course u have changed Ur game like a man u are ..ABOVE HER

Immediately.. say:-

"Let your NAWTY daddy make it up to you tomorrow, I'll pick you up in front of blah blah place (whatever venue) " .then MAKE HER choose the time ..

Then when U're picking her up, make sure u HUG her tight for 5ses, then when moving, make sure Ur fingers are laced together for sometime like lovers.. so she won't feel awkward u touching her later.

Trust me she'll keep wondering where u get the confidence from.. don't take her to restaurant, guest house or whatever.. Take her home.. as a matter of fact joke with her on the way that u'll cook for her..
Ladies love a man cooking for them... LOL ..

Now ACTION + CONFIDENCE here...

immediately she enters Ur room, make sure u hold her when U're going inside so that there will be closeness btw u guys.. immediately she enter, for 5secs before she sits down, give her the second compliment on her LIPS not her body o.. u might say:-

"I observed you look absolutely wonderful seeing this lipstick or wet gloss (whatever) (harmattan advantage) on Ur pink lips and I've been resisting myself not to do this"

Her- do what?

You- This... (then make a move, gather a little courage and kiss her gently) make sure you break the kiss first.. she will want more..
Don't give her yet..

Now play with her and tell her to do the cooking and u'll base how long the next kiss would be on how delicious the food is"..

Confidence

Enjoy and have THAT FUN.. se jeje.. don't make h3r cry for her bf oo ...hahaha LMAO :v

Question answered Shey..that will help..


Bro... I'm out
#peace

Djboosting:


My handle is not a 'lie' jhoor
Ooooohh... I think I should be on a lowkey for now...

hehehe.. I don't kill Vjay.. I just do my thang ni la..

Djboosting:


My handle is not a 'lie' jhoor
Ooooohh... I think I should be on a lowkey for now...

hehehe.. I don't kill Vjay.. I just do my thang ni la..