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Family / Re: Father Asked His Son To Have A Haircut. Then The Son Did This (Photos) by softMarket(m): 2:14pm On Aug 09, 2018
RexTramadol1:
Papa Fellaini




Pikin Willian




Dia two need attention.

Just like fellani telling Williams or David Luis to cut there hair

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Family / Re: Father Asked His Son To Have A Haircut. Then The Son Did This (Photos) by softMarket(m): 2:13pm On Aug 09, 2018
That boy is mad!!! grin grin grin grin

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Politics / Re: Delegates Fight During Buhari’s Speech At APC Convention (Video, Photos) by softMarket(m): 8:46pm On Jun 23, 2018
chei...see fight

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Celebrities / Re: Yvonne Jegede To Paschal Atuma: Name The Prostitutes In Nollywood by softMarket(m): 7:42pm On Jun 22, 2018
them be props or dem no be props no concern me now......


Musa is the only useful person from the north!!!

Thank God iwobi didnt start todays match!!

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Romance / Re: Lady Exposes A Man Who Called Her 'Hoe' On Twitter Only To Enter Her DM Begging by softMarket(m): 7:41pm On Jun 22, 2018
but she's a hoe nah

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Sports / Re: Manchester United Reportedly Preparing £60 Million Bid For Willian by softMarket(m): 8:06pm On Jun 19, 2018
manchester united scouts are verry mad!!!


£60mill for who? Na messi him be?

how can they be filling up man u squad with old men?

how many years will willian at manchester united?

Dont they see young bloods?
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Mourinho just wants to destroy Man Utd...thats one of the reason manchester united no dey play attacking football...
Crime / Re: Man Who Stole Two Crates Of Beer In Anambra, Paraded (Photos) by softMarket(m): 6:53pm On Jun 14, 2018
i've never heard of the village...


Aguluezechukwu

i know Agulu and Umuchukwu but this Aguluezechukwu i know not!!! undecided

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Celebrities / Re: Don Jazzy's Mother: "Show The World Your Are Not Impotent" by softMarket(m): 8:49am On Jun 10, 2018
ewoooo grin grin



Him family don join the campaign
Sports / Re: 2018 World Cup : Iran Becomes The First World Cup Team To Arrive In Russia by softMarket(m): 11:06am On Jun 06, 2018
spartan117:
Ist to come 1st to go grin

Only true super Eagles fans will remember this guy from 2014 world cup match vs Iran grin grin grin

who is the guy?
Crime / Re: Vikings And Aiye Cult Members Arrested In Anambra (Photos) by softMarket(m): 9:12pm On Jun 05, 2018
some of them might be innocent

just unlucky being at the right place at the wrong time!!

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Politics / Re: Edith Okowa Celebrates 57th Birthday As Governor Okowa Kisses Her (Photos) by softMarket(m): 6:36pm On Jun 03, 2018
How is this news? undecided undecided


Bloggers are one of the problems we have in nigeria!!..... angry
Nairaland / General / Re: Python Killed In A Church This Night (Photos) by softMarket(m): 10:40pm On Jun 02, 2018
some will call it a witch undecided



Tomorrow, you will hear that the snake came out of somebody's body during deliverance! lipsrsealed

That the snake was sent from the village grin grin

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Sports / Re: Victor Moses Dribble Brought Harry Kane To The Ground. See Reactions On Twitter by softMarket(m): 10:15pm On Jun 02, 2018
grin grin. Victor Moses plan was to dislocate Harry kane's waist!!!


What a wicked Dribble!!! grin grin grin...
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but how can we play 3 matches and got only 1 point??....wetin hapun?


even with our new jersey wey cost 70k?? undecided undecided

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Celebrities / Re: Braless Photo Of Nollywood Actress Getting Her Nipples Painted Onset by softMarket(m): 10:43am On Apr 14, 2018
lead us not into temptations

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Sports / Re: Omojuwa Reacts To Juventus Elimination By Real Madrid by softMarket(m): 8:38am On Apr 12, 2018
even if buffon was there..Ronaldo will still score! grin

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Politics / Re: Dino Melaye Issues Disclaimer On Presidential Posters Seen Around The Country by softMarket(m): 2:05pm On Mar 04, 2018
some pple will just be confusing pple in this nigeria grin grin



modified:- i think all the mods should upload their pictures..so when any of them bans me again and i see am 4 street,i will know the side of ur head wey i go break! angry

How can you be forcing me to watch BBN? For what?...are YOU mad? I'M i mad?? angry


Why should i be watching some adults that are fornicating on live TV? i dey mad?

Do u knw how old i am? I'm just 12 and that's child abuse cool........


Anyways Im back pple!!! cheesy cheesy

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Anti-Pakistan Protesters Burn The Nigerian Flag In Kabul (Photo) by softMarket(m): 2:08pm On Feb 02, 2018
hmmm......Another branch of IPOB
Celebrities / Re: Adaeze Oputa Weds Steve Anu: Charly Boy’s Daughters' Wedding Photos by softMarket(m): 1:51pm On Feb 02, 2018
I'm a chelsea fan andd i get hope say we go beat Barcelona 5-0 grin grin grin grin
Travel / Re: 14 Funny Lagos Traffic And Auto Slangs With Their Meanings by softMarket(m): 12:45pm On Feb 02, 2018
Cut your hand dis side grin grin

No no no, wait!!!

Cum bak small, dey cum, dey cum

if u hear Gbaa!!!! u stop! grin grin

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TV/Movies / Re: BBNaija 2018 Rules For The Housemates! by softMarket(m): 3:49pm On Jan 29, 2018
Double Wahala indeed grin grin
TV/Movies / Re: Big Brother Naija 3: See First Four Housemates by softMarket(m): 7:30pm On Jan 28, 2018
that fair girl go bad pass Tboss lipsrsealed
Sports / Re: Falconets Qualify For U-20 World Cup (Photos) by softMarket(m): 9:33pm On Jan 27, 2018
slay Super Queens!!! cheesy

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Celebrities / Re: Davido: 'I Have Phone Numbers Of 13 Presidents' by softMarket(m): 12:22pm On Jan 27, 2018
i hear
Politics / Re: "Buhari Until We Die, No Igbo Will Rule This Country Again": Hausa Man On 2019 by softMarket(m): 3:52pm On Jan 26, 2018
nigeria wont progress without the Igbos

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Celebrities / Re: Destiny Etiko's Swimming Pool Photos: Fans Go Gaga by softMarket(m): 10:35pm On Nov 12, 2017
[quote author=ArchangeLucifer post=62304694]"Go gaga" over flabby boobs and pot belly?

Mankind has really fallen o.

At least Adam fell for a perfect woman with perky tits, round jiggly buttcheeks & tight nunu so you cant blame him because I only did Eve thrice before Adam.

But this thing is overweight na.

The ting goes skrrrrra Pa pa ka ka ka Ski bi ki pa pa And the put put purrrru boom ! grin
Celebrities / Re: Destiny Etiko's Swimming Pool Photos: Fans Go Gaga by softMarket(m): 10:32pm On Nov 12, 2017
The ting goes skrrrrra Pa pa ka ka ka Ski bi ki pa pa And the put put purrrru boom !
grin grin





shout out to Sai Baba!
we don get sense now...2019 go shock am! grin
Celebrities / Re: Nana Akua Addo's Outfit To AFRIMA 2017 (Photos) by softMarket(m): 10:25pm On Nov 12, 2017
i dont know what to say


but a wise Guy once said
..The ting goes skrrrrra Pa pa ka ka ka Ski bi ki pa pa And the put put purrrru boom ! grin grin grin


Shout out to all Manchester united fans!
we will beat chelsea second leg! grin
Health / Re: Anambra Lists 100 Hospitals For State Health Insurance Scheme by softMarket(m): 8:12am On Oct 11, 2017
Ericaikince:
I just got back to Nigeria... Damn its has been a horrible weeks for me cos no nairaland in America



Who ask you? undecided undecided

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Politics / Re: At This Moment, There’s No Arewa, No IPOB, No ODU’A, Just Nigeria – Lauretta by softMarket(m): 4:14pm On Sep 02, 2017
just for 90mins

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