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sampete:
Now that we are on Alaba matter...

Two years ago I made arrangements with a used tv seller here on nairaland to come buy a tv he advertised here on nairaland. His store was at that Alaba International. Price of the tv was 90k for a 40inch Samsung UHD Tv.

I got to Alaba on that fate full day and in the process of trying to locate his shop, I was waylaid by the fearsome Alaba hustlers. Before I knew it, they have diverted me to a shop and were showing me some very good looking Samsung tvs.

They showed me a 65inches Samsung tv with all the bells and whistles. Tested it and it was working perfectly fine. I asked for price and they told me to bring 30k.

I didn't believe my ears, so I stylishly asked them to confirm the price, 30k they repeated. And there I was going to buy a 40inches for 90k. I couldn't believe my luck and I quickly asked for how to make payments. They brought out POS but as God would have it, my ATM refused to debit. So they suggested a bank transfer, they gave me an account number. I was about completing the transfer when the nairaland tv dude that made me come to Alaba called to find out where I was and I told him that I have gotten a better deal at 30k for a 65inches Samsung smart Tv. The guy shouted and told me to leave the store asap, my phone was on loud speaker while he was calling those Alaba guys 419.

One of them blew the game, while the rest all had stony and serious faces, I noticed he was desperately trying not to laugh out. And then the laughter came out in full and the others join him in laughing.

I just jejely carried myself out of the shop and went straight to the nairanlander's shop to buy the 40inche for 90k.

Incredibly fortunate.. It is their reaction for me the picture below cos e sure me sey dah laff no enter der heart at all, dem go wan rugged pesin wey spoil der show

Dear nairaland vendor, I do not know who you are, thank you for looking out for Mr. Sam.

Eeyan ROYGBIV Ooh la-la Fancy Nancy Clansy

Very much entitled to your opinion OP.. Oh well, I'm not talking interests, unity or peace in just any damn person but my effing self yo! You as much as impinge on my peace of mind, nahh forget it, you off str8up.

1. The man had a little above 500naira

2. 90

3. No be juju be that well, they sha got to the other side alive, mi o mo bi won shi shey

SageX1444:
Good morning, chief, is there any negative effect(s) that accompanies chewing of garlic?

Hey good evening, sorry for the late response.. Had a very busy day, sooo tired.. Nope, none that I know of.. I hope you're alright

Modified to add: Maybe heartburn, smelly breath like when you talk, everyone will know you ate/chewed garlic, even your body fluids like sweat and all, faeces too.. Most people prefer to swallow sha.

Aurelius1:
But you just typed.

Lol yea but not so much

Why do y'all love posting unrelated topics on here? Everything has to be in the romance section, why then do we have other sections?!

sunshineV:
so if i ask for screenshot of a page u go send me a screenshot of ur phone and the page?? i go fight u gan

Better fight sef.. Iffah nod am with 2by2 lasan

Bolyboly:
Good evening please is the msc form on sale presently I want to get the form and which session are they running presently

Currently available for 2021/2022 session.. Make hay while the sun shines.

NOwazobia:
Still searching for the white in the soup.

Lmaoo "white" maybe cos it doesn't require the use of cooking oil.

Mutemenot:
ofe nsala and you never mentioned fresh fish. Op is not a true son of the soil

Gbam! Fresh fish or goat meat, for me.

Abbeyme:
Ha ha.

What of ofe olubu. Two delicacies I love when I lived at Osha years ago.

Ofe Onugbu.. Did you have it with fufu? They go well together.

Eastlink:
Who told you Ofe Nsala is peculiar to Anambra state? Did you do any research to arrive to this.

Co-ask lol.. OP, how is Ofe Nsala peculiar to people of Anambra State?

Yuck, just looking at this makes me wanna puke wtf is this niggur?!

My head is aching so bad so can't really type so much.. Just here to like some comments, that's all.

Congratulations beautiful couple, your little one is blessed.

sgtponzihater1:
Please don't corrupt our minds. This is not how it happened, it was not intentional. Take this post down

Yo! Brhoe, you're the real corruption.. How do you sleep at night, how do you look into your wife's eyes, no mehnn, forget I asked that..

And yes, it will never be intentional; once could be an accident, twice is a coincidence, thrice is a what? Buttt you brhoe was even on your fourth and you say it's "just", patewo fun ra e, the don himself.. How many other women have you laid with since being married, how many times for each, 5, 10, 20, 35 ? Nah, I bet you've lost count of 'em all for they were not as wicked as this 38yr old who has resolved to be that bone stuck in your throat after you mistakenly fell into her honeypot, little wonder who left some banana peels on the floor.. Ohh well, now you have an unintentional baby on the way.. What a miracle, God is so mindful of you, Hallelujah somebody!

Little advice(take with a pinch of salt orrr not):
Even if you have a dead conscience, try not be a deadbeat dad, and lastly have some respect(make that your new year resolution @36).. Good luck!!

Wowww brhoe you're not a clown, you're the entire circus.. It's the guts for me, you ain't see nuhfn Mr. christian guy-whose-wife-is-his-priority-but-has-no-regard-for-her-or-his-marriage-as-he-derives-so-much-pleasure-sticking-his-penis-in-other-women...

As nairalanders would say "when you were spreading her legs, thrusting in and out of a 38yr old wicked woman deeper and faster, straddling her waist harder, aligning yourself properly so you don't slip out, exploring other positions, all these without raincoat, were we there?" Just keep digging digging digging & digging till you find the treasure you seek, your wife will not only wipe the sweat off your body, she'll run a bath for you, prepare a tasty meal, feed you and give you full body massage as a good woman that she is.

slimcassi:
So the lastborn of the house went and did Ajayi work, he went and fed the whole chicken, in the process the door I used to separate the two roosters was left open.

After a few minutes the territorial squabble began, and in the quest for supremacy and dominance a little chicks was caught in the cross-fire

The little chick was left injured.

Owwwhhh dear, poor little baby, it sure needs special care & attention now.. We see what you're doing and I want to commend you, able paramedic

Reading the comments here, y'all are savages

Hahaha Popsy mi keh, as the spirit leads ni o If e enter im head laidis, im go tok sey naim go run chow, everybody go jus clear way for am mek im do im magic which 60% of the time turns out great, other times it's either too salty(he sure likes salt alottt ) orrr too spicy(the kind that makes your eyes water and your nose drip ) but then I miss his signature efo riro! I could have it all day, everyday, all year round with rice, any type of swallow, yam, pasta, potatoes, plantain, you name them.. Keep resting on, Chief❤️

Naheem4real:
Hi everyone, I am new here and about to register for MSc Economics (took a late decision). After paying the application fee, should my transcripts be sent from my school directly to unilag or I can submit it myself?

Transcript should be sent from your school to UNILAG.

Teeminjin:
Please is there a group chat, please add me if there’s any. My number is 08163016827.

I have also submitted my form online, do i still need to submit to the school?

If you've submitted it online successfully, that's okay.. Reach out to those who have pqs, reading materials or any useful info you'll need in preparation for the exam.

slimcassi:
I have two roosters, can't tell which exactly is responsible , although one is a bit timid while the other is aggressive trying to claim the territory as well as the hens for himself alone.

At a point I had to separate the two roosters, got to a point the scuffle became bloody, the timid one lost all the feathers covering the head and neck area with injuries to the comb.

Presently both are in separate places. Will post the pics when I'm chanced.

@the emboldened OMG! Good you separated them.. That aggressive rooster is really something If only we could do some DNA testing to know the newest Dada coc.k-a-doodle-doo in town, if onlyy haha lol don't mind me at all.. Yeah, do share some pictures of them too.

Torh, youdonmeannit?!

Bonzoker:
All these guys selling Phones and Computers,at exorbitant prices,is everything alright?
Are you normal?
The title clearly states "House clearance sales..."
I.e Household appliances,house furnitures etc.
Not phone sold at exorbitant prices.
All of you,should getat!!
Una no well..

Lmaoooo thank you for the laugh

slimcassi:
As requested Mira is still alive and doing well for those who have been asking...
Pics below..

Mira baybee, keep radiating.. Always camera-ready, she should be on the gram infact

Congrats to Cindy on her new bundles of joy, y'all please be safe.

Rest easy, Legend

Beautifully done.. Big ups to you, Divine Favour!

slimcassi:
I present to you guys Cindy and her babies

Awww they're beautiful, definitely wanna see more of them.. Wishing Mira complete recovery, oh poor Mira, take care of her & let's see her sometime, we've really missed her

Yes, you have to go to your university for it.. They'll tell you all you need to know, the payments & procedures.

A birdie yh buttt D isn't it for me.