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They sure look amazing together, we love to see it.. Congratulations to them, many more happy & healthy years.

Welcome back, CR7.

Congratulations beautiful people..Cheers to a blessed & happy home.

You will be missed, R.I.P Chief.

OneNigeria1960:
This is an insult to our delicious Titus ice fish

Asin eh, why drag our delicious Titus ice fish into this.. I will fight o

I hope you've sought medical attention now and if you haven't, please do.. Stop the assumptions and selfmedication.

Ohhh God!!! What a beautiful baby

Hahaha I can't be surprised, na im way lol.. Oke soro ngwere maa mmiri

So sad, R.I.P.. My heart goes out to his wife, may God comfort his family & families of the other two.

Nah youdonmeannit, someone with that much experience in communication technology.. Well, man's got to survive, sincerely hope there are no ulterior motives.

SageX1444:
Okay, if there's no effect, I think maybe I should nurture it into a habit.

Haha you sure about that? I was talking to someone about you(garlic-related lmao she's enthusiastic about having a garlic garden) few hours before I came on here and checked my mentions, there you were with a garlic-related question lol.

Actually both of them are wrong but I'm more concerned about your friend as I do not know what to use to qualify him, words fail me.. Oh, what a child whose mother toiled day & night in the rain and under the sun in order to provide basic needs for her family til she died, and you let someone disrespect your mum like that? Aye relationship ko fe da ni

Not once, not twice, this has obviously been going on for some time and he alwayss turned a deaf ear to it, thunder that will fire that ear ehn.. All these shouldn't have happened in the first place, he should cover his face in shame, all of them abi iru iwa palapala wo leleyi bayii

sampete:
Now that we are on Alaba matter...

Two years ago I made arrangements with a used tv seller here on nairaland to come buy a tv he advertised here on nairaland. His store was at that Alaba International. Price of the tv was 90k for a 40inch Samsung UHD Tv.

I got to Alaba on that fate full day and in the process of trying to locate his shop, I was waylaid by the fearsome Alaba hustlers. Before I knew it, they have diverted me to a shop and were showing me some very good looking Samsung tvs.

They showed me a 65inches Samsung tv with all the bells and whistles. Tested it and it was working perfectly fine. I asked for price and they told me to bring 30k.

I didn't believe my ears, so I stylishly asked them to confirm the price, 30k they repeated. And there I was going to buy a 40inches for 90k. I couldn't believe my luck and I quickly asked for how to make payments. They brought out POS but as God would have it, my ATM refused to debit. So they suggested a bank transfer, they gave me an account number. I was about completing the transfer when the nairaland tv dude that made me come to Alaba called to find out where I was and I told him that I have gotten a better deal at 30k for a 65inches Samsung smart Tv. The guy shouted and told me to leave the store asap, my phone was on loud speaker while he was calling those Alaba guys 419.

One of them blew the game, while the rest all had stony and serious faces, I noticed he was desperately trying not to laugh out. And then the laughter came out in full and the others join him in laughing.

I just jejely carried myself out of the shop and went straight to the nairanlander's shop to buy the 40inche for 90k.

Incredibly fortunate.. It is their reaction for me the picture below cos e sure me sey dah laff no enter der heart at all, dem go wan rugged pesin wey spoil der show

Dear nairaland vendor, I do not know who you are, thank you for looking out for Mr. Sam.

Eeyan ROYGBIV Ooh la-la Fancy Nancy Clansy

Very much entitled to your opinion OP.. Oh well, I'm not talking interests, unity or peace in just any damn person but my effing self yo! You as much as impinge on my peace of mind, nahh forget it, you off str8up.

1. The man had a little above 500naira

2. 90

3. No be juju be that well, they sha got to the other side alive, mi o mo bi won shi shey

SageX1444:
Good morning, chief, is there any negative effect(s) that accompanies chewing of garlic?

Hey good evening, sorry for the late response.. Had a very busy day, sooo tired.. Nope, none that I know of.. I hope you're alright

Modified to add: Maybe heartburn, smelly breath like when you talk, everyone will know you ate/chewed garlic, even your body fluids like sweat and all, faeces too.. Most people prefer to swallow sha.

Aurelius1:
But you just typed.

Lol yea but not so much

Why do y'all love posting unrelated topics on here? Everything has to be in the romance section, why then do we have other sections?!

sunshineV:
so if i ask for screenshot of a page u go send me a screenshot of ur phone and the page?? i go fight u gan

Better fight sef.. Iffah nod am with 2by2 lasan

Bolyboly:
Good evening please is the msc form on sale presently I want to get the form and which session are they running presently

Currently available for 2021/2022 session.. Make hay while the sun shines.

NOwazobia:
Still searching for the white in the soup.

Lmaoo "white" maybe cos it doesn't require the use of cooking oil.

Mutemenot:
ofe nsala and you never mentioned fresh fish. Op is not a true son of the soil

Gbam! Fresh fish or goat meat, for me.

Abbeyme:
Ha ha.

What of ofe olubu. Two delicacies I love when I lived at Osha years ago.

Ofe Onugbu.. Did you have it with fufu? They go well together.

Eastlink:
Who told you Ofe Nsala is peculiar to Anambra state? Did you do any research to arrive to this.

Co-ask lol.. OP, how is Ofe Nsala peculiar to people of Anambra State?

Yuck, just looking at this makes me wanna puke wtf is this niggur?!

My head is aching so bad so can't really type so much.. Just here to like some comments, that's all.

Congratulations beautiful couple, your little one is blessed.

sgtponzihater1:
Please don't corrupt our minds. This is not how it happened, it was not intentional. Take this post down

Yo! Brhoe, you're the real corruption.. How do you sleep at night, how do you look into your wife's eyes, no mehnn, forget I asked that..

And yes, it will never be intentional; once could be an accident, twice is a coincidence, thrice is a what? Buttt you brhoe was even on your fourth and you say it's "just", patewo fun ra e, the don himself.. How many other women have you laid with since being married, how many times for each, 5, 10, 20, 35 ? Nah, I bet you've lost count of 'em all for they were not as wicked as this 38yr old who has resolved to be that bone stuck in your throat after you mistakenly fell into her honeypot, little wonder who left some banana peels on the floor.. Ohh well, now you have an unintentional baby on the way.. What a miracle, God is so mindful of you, Hallelujah somebody!

Little advice(take with a pinch of salt orrr not):
Even if you have a dead conscience, try not be a deadbeat dad, and lastly have some respect(make that your new year resolution @36).. Good luck!!

Wowww brhoe you're not a clown, you're the entire circus.. It's the guts for me, you ain't see nuhfn Mr. christian guy-whose-wife-is-his-priority-but-has-no-regard-for-her-or-his-marriage-as-he-derives-so-much-pleasure-sticking-his-penis-in-other-women...

As nairalanders would say "when you were spreading her legs, thrusting in and out of a 38yr old wicked woman deeper and faster, straddling her waist harder, aligning yourself properly so you don't slip out, exploring other positions, all these without raincoat, were we there?" Just keep digging digging digging & digging till you find the treasure you seek, your wife will not only wipe the sweat off your body, she'll run a bath for you, prepare a tasty meal, feed you and give you full body massage as a good woman that she is.

slimcassi:
So the lastborn of the house went and did Ajayi work, he went and fed the whole chicken, in the process the door I used to separate the two roosters was left open.

After a few minutes the territorial squabble began, and in the quest for supremacy and dominance a little chicks was caught in the cross-fire

The little chick was left injured.

Owwwhhh dear, poor little baby, it sure needs special care & attention now.. We see what you're doing and I want to commend you, able paramedic

Reading the comments here, y'all are savages