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Daniellagrace54:
There was a day we went to visit his mum and I was just sitting there like a visitor even though it wasn't my first time of going there..
she told me she would like me to cook for her that day...

I got really nervous as I went to the kitchen... I didn't know what to do next ...
so I decided to cook white rice with stew..
At the end the rice was over soft with water still inside it..
My mother in law came in and saw it .I was really ashamed... She took care of the rice and made the stew but only told me I can go without uttering another word to me...

To think I was watching a Nigerian film similar to this story yesterday..... I told my sister I don't believe a big girl like this will not know how to cook. Now I know better.


OP
Ordinary white rice you don't know how to cook?

Wetin you want come Sabi again?

So you need somebody to teach you how to cook white rice? Jeez! Your own grade of indomie generation is first grade. How can they start helping you when you don't even know jack?

Remember, you need another years of constant cooking to be an expert. Before you attain that expert status, you will disgrace your husband countless times cos each time his friends come to visit, they will just eat junk.

Do you even know how to boil water?
You don't know how to cook and you shared a room with someone who does for some years and you still didn't bother to learn? [/b] You deserve to be dumped I swear. [/b] Can you even cook indomie?

Sorry about your mum, but that's not an excuse not to have some culinary skills. Who taught you about your periods and how to control it? Cos I'm very sure it's not a man.

Go and meet all those small small girls in your family. They should be the ones you're learning from and with. If you look around and see that you're the only hanty among them, you'll get serious. You're learning from your mates that's why you're not serious cos you know your mates won't laugh at you.

This one weh be say de de teach you and you no de pick hmm. I as a man only need to see where a particular delicacy is being prepared. If I can see it just once or twice, I'm good to go.

Even Devil know say my future wife no fit use food form for me cos me sef I stand well for that aspect

Eberechi24:
So in order to drag a lady to your bed, you lie about it huh. You are a weakling if you play that game.

Why would a lady yield to your sex demand on your first meeting? Is she a intimacy gadget or don't you see brothels to empty your balls?

How does that make him a weakling hanty?
Aside rape, anything a man can do to get a woman laid is very allowed.

Some kids will just wake up, type rubbish and call on lalasticla to move it to front page, as if that will add cash to their account.

There are too many responsible people on front page that shouldn't be seeing nonsense stuffs like this.

Awe4luv:
was standing in front of my house waiting for any available taxi Two kids (a boy and a girl) ran to me and the little girl asked me this question: "Uncle,can a 6 years old girl get pregnant?" I said NO And the boy replied: "didn't I tell u let's go and continue ... I shouted: "continue what??

Stale

Stale

Polygamy was legal and ethical until the white men came and said otherwise. And because the black man is cursed never to think for himself, we followed suit and started seeing polygamy in a bad way.

The whites have succeeded in brainwashing the blacks to believe that only their standard is acceptable. That is why today in every social media and especially nairaland, even those without international passport will refer you to how the whites do their things, not how Asians or south Americans do it.

Blacks are so gullible and without class.
There is nothing wrong with polygamy. I'm a big, big fan of it.

Nairaland is good, no doubt but it has affected and still affecting me in a negative way.

To quit is now a problem for me.

Some people will masturbate over this news

Hahahahahahahaha

Lwkm

I will not give my children a useless woman as a mother. I will marry a very homely girl.

I already have one smallie in mind.

When I finish my fvcking spree, I will go back for her.

I cannot come and go and marry one girl that will break bottle on my head.

And what if he is?

Like someone said up there, he's only correcting the wrongs in the relationship.

How can a girlfriend have so much access to my phone? Are we sharing handset?

Not even my wife can have this much access to my phone.

Even if I'm clean and there's nothing to hide, I won't still allow you access to it.
I need to give you a reason to be uncomfortable. Once you because too comfortable, the next thing is to start misbehaving. But once you know that another lady might take your place, you'll definitely sit up.

I had to check the date you registered on nairaland and the sections you frequently visit before commenting.

For God's sake how many times are they going to tell you guys that you don't ask such girl out?

You're already kissing and smooching, as what?

Never ask such girl out. You are already her boyfriend, whether officially or unofficially.

Just continue fvcking her until the law of diminishing marginal utility sets in, after which you should dump her.

NB: I tried so hard not to insult you but you're just a complete.......

I've read longer posts than this one but this one is just annoying. You kept adding irrelevant details while living the relevant ones.

Did you guys fvck? Was it protected? How long was it from the time you dropped the call till the time you called back in May 2019?

You should be more interested in knowing the paternity of that kid than what people will say. What's up niggas like us already knew that you guys are porn stars.

I've always hated youth gatherings in my life (especially in church) even though I'm a youth myself.

Choir, youth fellowship, Bible study/school, and any youth gathering in church is just rubbish.

They no de ever discuss wetin pass fvck matter

About the wedding..... Thanks to Corona, use this period to cancel the wedding. In that case, no one bears the shame. It's win win situation for you and that your b!tch fiancee.

But how old is this OP sef?

Sixfeetbelle:
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Na auto correct oo
I wanted to type sai gobe, meaning goodnight in Hausa.

Sixfeetbelle:


See your life. Do you see how you quickly bolded the above without really understanding the rest of the post?

You win
Sai gone ko?

Sixfeetbelle:
Haven't I already told you how to get me if you want me?

Besides using me as your yardstick is totally missing the point. We are trying to prove your sperms are fertile and that my eggs are too. Which means we must do the experiment with different people.

Oh! About the surrogate? I agree!
So how do we proceed?

Ok so far, I've met two nairaland girls.
They are both from the same state.
I met the first one in Nov 2018 while the second one was Oct 2019.

The first one is the best female chatter I've ever come across in my life. If you send her five lines of chat, expect five lines of reply. She sounds very brilliant and she's very open.
The problem with this girl is that she's arrogant

The thing de come for her like evil spirit.

She's a die hard fan of a female celebrity I hate so much. She usually post videos of herself singing and dancing to this particular celebrity's songs, which I hate. She also has this feminism bullshit in her cos babe is brilliant. We stil chat even till tomorrow. With her, there's no dull chatting moment. She still visit nairaland but I think she visits as a guest cos she's not been online for some weeks now.

The second one is also a good chatter but she doesn't know how to keep a chat alive. She will always want us to chat but each time I run out of topics, the chat dies off. She's a very calm girl, she doesn't talk much but she's good. She's a very brilliant chap too. She also hasn't been online for sometime now. Her moniker and her WhatsApp haven't been online for sometime now.

Dr, if you're reading this, flash me.

Oya, na my own be that

Sixfeetbelle:
I don't agree with pregnancy outside marriage otherwise I would have said yes.

Or better still, how about we arrange a surrogate? That way, if we marry and I don't get pregnant, you'll be justified?

Lol
Nope!
I want you.
How about we try to get you pregnant, after which you can decide to keep or flush?

Sixfeetbelle:
Until you yourself successfully impregnate a woman, you can't determine the viability of your sperm. Read up on biology. Some sperm can't fertilize any egg and this things are from birth sef without the man knowing.

You should actually start praying against infertility. You wouldn't wish to be emasculated because you can't impregnate any woman

How about we try to get you pregnant?

Honeydenz:
Lol, I won't answer you Mr punctuation error judge. I hope you know there's what we call 'typing error'? Additionally, am a science student and not an English graduate. However, 100 of your miserable species combined can't stand me in spoken English. Idiot!

This is the best you could come up with? Were science students exempted from taking English classes in school? Instead of you to just stop at the normal "typo error" lie or add the "auto correct" lie, you resorted to insults.

No be you go run your mouth say you de do masters?

I honestly don't see how "running a master's program" relates with the topic of the thread.

One word --- Pride!

Honeydenz:
Imagine, I keep saying it

Most uncles don't mean well for their nephews, nieces. They never want you to do better than their kids!

Before nkor.
That I don't want my nephews and nieces to do better than my children means I don't mean well for them? SMH. I will support them in anyway I can but deep down, I still want my children to be better than them. Nothing de there

Sixfeetbelle:
May God shield us from men with low sperm count, watery sperm and infertile sperms. Amen.

That same low sperm count, watery sperm and infertile sperm can impregnate a very fertile woman.
Nothing like infertile sperm, only barren womb.

Oya, begin to pray against any spirit of infertility, barrenness and damaged womb.

And I'd say amen to it.

Some Wailers up there are already blaming Buhari. Shey na Buhari pull trigger?


Abeg leave our lifeless Bubu out of this issue

And this is news?

The suits you wear is another man's native wear too.