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Abuja, yes. But Lagos, hell no!

Even after Covid 19, Lagos needs to be shut down for an additional six months. Maybe that will bring back the sanity of those living there...

There are just so many mad people living in Lagos and the problem is, they don't even know that they are mad.

7 inside every 10 people living in Lagos are mad.

No be only people weh de waka naked for street de mad

11. Do soapy

samwash:
Sometimes I feel pity for our young generation.
See has u fool ur self now.
U think advance country educational system b like our own which u will graduate at 35 yrs, u because a professional at 50 yrs, contesting for Ward cansellor at 60 yrs.

Go back to school.
Even a primary 6 pupil cannot type this nonsense. And you're the biggest of all the big fools I've ever seen online

Explorers:
Lorena Quaranta, 27, was found dead after her b


https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8178507/Italian-nurse-strangled-doctor-girlfriend-death-saying-gave-coronavirus.html

RIP to her tho

Stale

faithfull18:
Hehehe,hmmn.

Yes o
My "Burantashi" is there to support me.

At least if more men die, there will be less competition to get a woman.

In fact, women will be the ones competing to get a man as they'll be scarcity of men

As a man, once you're able to fvck any girl you approached, you already won. All the calls, the efforts, the outings and the shoppings are all aiming towards sex. Shey you don fvck her? Oya breakup.

It's either you're damaging her kpekus or breaking her heart. If you're not doing any of these two things, you're the woman in the relationship.

For God's sake which man leaves his phone with a b!tch just because he wants to prove that he's faithful? What rubbish is that? It's a sign of "weakness." She should be the one doing that to prove that she's a wife material. Even if you don't have any side chick, you dare not let her know. In fact, you'll need to pretend that you have many girls disturbing you, if not she'll just rubbish you. Girls? Hmm

Again, I can bet my left ball that money was the key factor you used in getting her. The way you kept stressing how you buy her this and that, shopping for this and that, I can say money was a major factor in getting her. Shey you don fvck her? Oya, leave her.

She's in for the cash, she doesn't like you like you think. Reason why I don't always succumb to the "make money and girls will follow you notion." Money will get you girls but it won't get you their loyalty. No girl turns down the idea of a man coming to meet her people except she doesn't love him, which is the case here.

Finally, I want you all reading this to know that "NO GIRL DESERVES A GOOD THING" and the earlier guys realise that, the better. That good thing you think she deserves, she doesn't deserve it because she doesn't want it.

What she wants and deserves are pain, cry, games, cheating, lies, manipulations, STDs, and every form of one discomfort or the other.

If you can do all these without laying a finger on her, you're EVERY GIRL'S DREAM MAN.

Forget what they say online

helinues:
Waiting for credible source jare.

Egbere no dey reliable

Na egbere be that abi na channels?

faithfull18:
Even if the infertility problem is from you

It cannot be from me.
Any woman I have unprotected sex with and she doesn't get pregnant is simply barren or wombless. Period!

Pregnancy after marriage still remains the best. But I'm scared of what I will do to her if she doesn't get pregnant within three months of our marriage.

I will nearly kill her with attitude. And if it reaches one year, I'm sure getting a baby outside.

I need kids, that's why I married you. Children are the only things I cannot get on my own or from a fellow man. If I pick you to be the one that will give me those kids, then you must deliver.I don't care how you do it.

I will do my job by knacking you very well. Your job is to make sure my hard knacks yield results.

May God shield us from barren women and those with damaged wombs

Ibechris2:
U see why northerners are low on the radar in everything in this country...

What did you say?

Of the top 100 people that make key decisions that determine the direction this shit hole is will go, 85% are northerners. If you don't wake Lord Lugard up from his grave to come and give you your own country, you'll cry blood. Useless OSU

Esvisaac1255:
You see? If former emir of kano, sanusi lamido sanusi talk now, people will begin to attack him.

Sanusi Lamido that has four wives or which Sanusi? As at when he married the last one, she was still 18. Sanusi Lamido is a big hypocrite.

He's condeming all these things simply because he knows that's what southerners want to hear. (Typical Nigerian politician). But as foolish as most of you are, you keep celebrating him.
If you must know, he's the number one culprit in all those things he preaches against.

I blame the foolish admin that brought it to front page.

Rubbish

Four days now no light for here.

Na one bet9ja shop weh de close by I de go charge my phone.

Yet, one bad belle say make them close all betting shops nationwide.

Clothingonline9:
Am not surprised their president name is Amaka 60 percent of Igbo ladies do runs before getting married

95% of Igbo girls are into one form of runs or the other

Oga, let him be.

Never try to change someone's sexuality.

The way you don't like him showing you gay stuff is the same way he wouldn't want you condeming his sexuality.

Cut him off completely.

Believe me few months into that marriage, love will clear from your eyes.

But since you said you love her, suit yourself

Seun:


At least he did not shut down the whole country, though he might as well have. At least he will be sharing our pain in Abuja, hopefully.

Oga, this one weh be say you comment today like this..... No wonder rain want fall for here

I will never support my sister to consider marrying such guy. And I also will not consider getting married in that type of situation.
She can be in a relationship with him for as long as she wants but I will not endorse that marriage.

No be poverty mentality de de take know wife material.

I love you is only for relationships

Marriage is the real deal.

If you know say you don call Poco all manner of names here and you want collect 5k for her hand, thunder go strike you.

Me no be 5k I de find, na to chop her kpekus na em be my dream.

But nairaland boys are so shameless sha.

Poco weh Una de insult up and down, 5k don humble Una.

#Spits

Paigejohns:
no awka

No chance!

When they are not sure who impregnated them, they just look for one innocent man to pin down with a bastard.