₦airaland Forum

Torie8:
I have met Tonto Dike, Shan George, John Okafor and Nkiru Sylvanus at a wedding in 2008. I was in primary school then. They were all nice and humble,even Tonto of today is a was very quiet and calm.

2008 still in primary school?

How old are you?

TheArchangel:
Successful marriages
Hilarious. You should've said you have a more potent cage system for your women

Potent cage system? Hahahaha. I can see hatred/fear for north all over your comment.
I know you've always dreamed of coming here, possibly marrying from this place.
I will ensure you have the best time of your life when you come lol.
And hey, I have someone perfect enough for you, you interested, just whistle.

PS: I just went through your profile and discovered you're living in Abuja. Is Abuja not middle belt?

Meanwhile, where do you stay in Abuja sef?

Me I must use my Cassava to shift her womb oooo.

I cannot come and dull myself.

TheArchangel:
It is a man's world last century, can't say the same this present time even Nigeria is already caught up in the mass awareness and literacy towards gender rights. Just a matter of time.

No wonder Northern Nigerian is what it is, your beloved northern girls are already warming up with their knives.
Do anyhow and get dismembered into bits as they cannot take your bullshits anymore.

I don't know what you mean by northern Nigeria been the way it is. I'm not from the core north, but l assure you where you come from is not in any way better than those core northern states you so hate.

About northern woman killing their husbands.... I will refer you to this thread. https://www.nairaland.com/5668508/wife-batters-husband-over-inability

She's an ibo woman, north a nothern woman. It won't be long before she kills that impotent boy.

This is to tell you that when it comes to domestic violence, It's not about where you come from, it's about the particular individual.

Finally, we have more successful marriages in where I come from far more than where you come from. You know why? Because we know the ethics of marriage.

We don't copy whites, we simply do us!

Hajia Pocohantas has spoken, I have nothing more to add.


Women sef

All these things you wrote up there will only work in southern Nigeria. Come to central north and southern Kaduna and try this nonsense, your marriage will fold up before it even begins.

If you can't find a way to accommodate your husband's relatives for as long as they want to stay, I promise you, you will be a serial divorcee.
Because you'll keep having issues with husband relatives in whichever family you marry.

I don't know the kind of training they give girls in southern Nigeria but you dare not try it here.
I've always wanted to marry from south south or south east. But after joining nairaland two years ago and seeing relationship and marriage threads, I rather stick to our girls here.

I will marry an educated girl from here cos no matter how educated and exposed she is, she knows that "woman na woman.

One even said she doesn't like her brother in-law dipping hand in her pot of soup hahahaha. I mean, wtf is that? If I ever find myself in that situation (God forbid) and the girl confronts me, I will leave that house first thing the next morning, your husband sure knows what will follow after that.

9ja girls, all these your westernisation agenda will not thrive here. We are blacks and blacks shall we remain. Wonder why the west have high rate of divorce? Their idea about marriage and family is whack. The whites ought to learn about marriage from us cos they've been divorcing right from the days of Judas Iscariot. As long as you want to copy them, we'll keep on reading divorce stories on front page

If as a girl you are lucky to come from a family where your father and mother have been living/lived together for 35+ years, ask your mum how she did it.

Don't tell me times have changed.


Woman na woman.

Lastly, IT'S A MAN'S WORLD, WOMEN SHOULD LEARN HOW TO DEAL WITH IT

The best solution to Nigeria is to bring back the whites to rule over us. And this time, they should be here to stay forever.

Everything about black man breeds of evil and manipulations.


Who made us black?

virgoquin:
Who told you that one ehn

How have they given you headache before

They are so unstable, like a radioactive element

But I love them young

Prajiro:
Its like you are not from this country that anything is possible. You don't know!!

You de mind am?
I'm trying so hard not to quote anybody but he keeps spewing gibberish.

Nigeria as a country is damaged beyond redemption.

virgoquin:
As if you know, the older the better.

Young boys are headache

Lol
Young girls are the bigger headaches

I like them young, at least 7+ years younger than me.
But young girls can so frustrate person ehn.

But on their day, they are sweet and fun to be with.

I cannot come and go and start dating one aunty that will use all her past relationships experience on me.

Girls my age are for guys in their 40s

Are all these divorce stories really true?

Because if they are, then I think 9ja girls are destiny killers.

E be like last last na this baby mama whatever sure oooo.

Because I'm really scared of what I will do to any bitch that tries to frustrate me.

So why bother myself buying one?

I'm so, so, so happy for Odion.

I've never been this happy for a player's move.

Ighalo issa goal

Last last, they go kill every body for that community.

Next thing now you go hear say some OSU boys don go raid the police station demanding the release of their brothers.

No be igbo?

Mtcheew

I honestly don't care if it goes extinct or not.

Of course at some point I will marry, but that's just because I don't want to give birth to bastards.

I can't guarantee anything once I have my required number of children.

I personally have a problem sharing a room with another human being, not to talk of a woman.

No guarantees after having kids

Go to your mother's place as you said.
No matter what, your mum can't deny you food.

But if you know your mum earlier warned you against marrying that woman, I'd advise you to find a way to contain the situation and keep it in-house.

The reason is because mumsy will never stop reminding you about how she warned you.

You'll hear annoying words from her, but last last, you go see food chop.

Eight inside every ten 9ja girls/wives are bad women.

Allahu Akbar

That's all I can say to this post that depicts people from the religion of "PISS"


Spits

Wait, what?

Them curse igbo people true true.

Osus everywhere

Spits

Mein things are really happening in this country.

The question is which town/village is next?

No one knows

Any case weh join you with police, money must commot.

Police men are the biggest criminals in 9ja. They'll extort every penny from you at the slightest opportunity.

I fear police walai.

Do a video of the situation and send it to various social media platforms, help might come.

Even if you must pay, it normally shouldn't be above 5k cos it's government equipments they'll use to track the phone.

Imagine someone using FG's equipments like it's his personal property.

9ja why?

The three of them combined don't have the knowledge of kidnapping Evans had

Useless boys.

They should be killed immediately.

God already knows I can't marry any woman that is more than me academically, financially, and socially. He shouldn't even let us cross paths. In the event that we mistakenly cross paths and it leads to marriage (God forbid), that marriage will not last.

The moment my wife has any of these three things is the beginning of the end of that marriage.

I Iike to dominate. I like to be in charge. I like to take my God given position, which is to be the head of my wife. Anything other than that and the union is over.


The only thing she should have more than me is nyash, breast, prettier face, and a good savings plan.

I cannot come and drag my position.

Nairaland should update when she's finally hanged. Nobody is to be trusted in this season of disobeying court orders.

Hahahaha

That's my nigga.

Exactly what I will do each time I have problem with my wife. I will just leave the house for her, let her eat.

All these talks of communication or whatever is not for me.

I don't like stress, I can't stress myself addressing anything. Just eat the house.

This is the very reason why I like girls with common sense. Just have common sense. Just know what you are supposed to do and when to do it. If she had told him earlier that the meat in the pot is finished, oga would have understand.

After preparing my mind to eat meat, you now give me this?

In fact she deserves thorough beating, after which she should be sent back to her mother to learn courtesy. But as a gentle guy that I am who doesn't like stress, I will just leave you with the food and the house. See me when you see me.

Women be looking for ways to frustrate men since the days of Judas Iscariot.

Bad women every where.