₦airaland Forum

This is evil

Wetin be El-rufai problem with Sanusi sef.

Onisokuso1:
Baba u mean biz gan o . U never come back after 18 years .

Lol
I for like come visit but I no get relatives there again.
And I lost contact with our barrack boys cos no phone that time.

But I fear Lagos abeg.

Beremx:
Ikeja bomb blast happened on a Sunday. Now this?

Exactly!
January 2002
I was in Ikeja police barracks then.
Pandemonium everywhere.
We moved from Lagos the following Saturday and since then, I've never stepped my feet there.
Lost contact with so many good people cos phones weren't common then.
Lagos is scary walai

RealtorX:
We take a lot of risks in Nigeria. Human activities along pipelines and powerlines are meant to be kept at a safe recommended distance. Trust me people of this country we build in such space.
My prayers are with the victims!

All because they want to live Lagos.
Someone here on nairaland say Lagos will self destruct someday. Sadly, it's just the reality. Lagos is too congested. The smallest state by land mass yet, the most populated. Abuja with enough land is so scanty.

sexiestharam:
Living in this country everyday is dangerous. its amazing how some people even live up to 70 years here.

Nope, it's living in Lagos that is dangerous.
It's high time people start relocating from that place cos it'll only get worse (not a prayer). Abuja is the future.

Saintmary:
He's lonely

By lonely you mean single?
If yes, then I don't think that's the problem.

To think I just finished watching RAMPAGE where a wolf was on the lose scares the hell out of me

Ok

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"On sighting the policemen, he took to his heels." The question is why?

Of the many guests in a burial, only one person decided to start running at the sight of some policemen.

RIP to him though, but he cost his own death.

The highest thing those police men could have done was to arrest him and take him to the station

Chances are, he was truly guilty of what he was accused of

But trust Nigerians, they'll blame the police and leave main topic at hand.

Again, RIP

fernandoc:
The same people will tell you, Mbaise man is cunny, Nnewi people are into blood money, Owerri girls are promiscuous ...etc

All true, with some few exceptions.

An average Igbo specie takes everything as a business transaction. They look for every opportunity to extort money from you, even something as sacred as marriage.

OSU Why?

Modified; So, Ngwa people are not just extortionists but also cannibals?

I now know why Igbo people are being denied a shot at the presidency.

Imagine a cannibal as a president?

Cannibalism will surely be legalized.

I know say igbo useless but I no know say e reach this level.

Seen

PrimadonnaO:
Please, just move on with your life.
If he wanted you, he'd have made his intentions known a long time ago.If you're not careful you'll end up in a friends-with-benefit situation, deceiving yourself that it's become a relationship.

Open your heart to someone else, and let that other one continue doing his thing.

Boss lady
Experience upon experience upon experience
I greet you

This is the nonsense you want lalasticla to take to front page?

Your girlfriend, not wife.

How can you fvck someone you're not married to three days at a stretch?

Asin, Una no de fvck with small conscience?

At least if you do today, leave am for three or four days before you do again.

Naso you go knack this girl till you tire come leave her for another innocent person. Naso the girl sef go de carry herself like better parcel, not knowing say na empty container she be.

Nairaland boys sef

Bluehill1051:
This one will just be writing rubbish

Hahahaha
Oga, wetin de eat you na

Lilbest3:
na girlfriend wan make your bank account nor dey "intant"?
How much you wan give girlfriend?

You know how much first de the account?
You know whether na 2k? Inside 2k how much you want give woman?

Remember, this one na big human being. No be like small pikin weh N50 cheese balls go solve him problem.

ahnie:
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A midnight male newspaper for that matter.

Lol
Only women can be likened to newspaper.
Men are special beings

ahnie:
By getting you chained to a moving dangote truck.

Bye.

Hahahaha
Nairaland

Chai

It means You too de run your mouth.

You can't just keep quiet for one hour.
When you're around, the whole compound or neighborhood will know that you're around.

I'm currently battling with one now.

Problem is I can't even tell him cos he's way older.

But dude talks too much.

Once he's back from work, the whole compound will know that he's around.

He'll even go as far as calling out people from their rooms to come out just so they could talk.

A 40+ years old man

Oga, I don't have any advice for you but lemme just say this....

All ye Winners, Dunamites, Redeemers, Oyakhilomemites (Christ Embassy), and all those other big big churches that like bombarding people with flyers in the name of "inviting people to your church", I'd advise you to desist from that.

An average Nigerian Christian has a church he/she was born into, stop telling people to leave their church and come to your own.

Living Faith AKA Winners is the biggest culprit.

Una own don de turn to madness.

And funny thing is they can never come to your own church.

Leave everybody to attend the church he/she was born into.

If you must invite people to your church, go to all those typical villages filled with unbelievers and pagans and preach Christ to them. Those type of villages are in every where in Nigeria, not someone that has known Christ for many decades.

Shebi Una see as Una invitation madness don de about to affect one new family?

Heaven go bear me witness, I de rebuke and reject them immediately they start their preaching or invitation gimmicks.

NONSENSE

Abeg, leave everybody to what he/she believes. Last last we're all sheeples. Na on judgement day we go know who been de do the right thing, that's if there's ever going to be anything like that.

Ehiscotch:
I must say that your signature and your comment are completely diverse.

Lol
Why didn't you allow me finish before mentioning me? I booked space earlier.

Our girls need to wise up. At times I see the kind of boys young girls follow and I begin to wonder the rationale behind their choice.

I keep on asking myself each day, how did God create women of the last forty years? Because our mothers made good choices. Could civilization and education be the reasons for this sudden indiscretions from the female folks?

Asin most Nigerian girls are so, so, without taste.
Asin they no get sense. Even the academically brilliant ones are still found wanting when it comes to choosing a man and relationship in general.

Two kids for a man whose relatives I don't know and whom I'm not married to?

Shame Shame Shame.

I always say women should be careful because of how the society see things.
Women should try as much as possible to calculate every of their moves before they make them. Because one single mistake and your life is messed up. A man can make that same type of mistake and still get away with it. This is not something feminism or equality can change. Not now, not ever. Because the father of those two kids might be somewhere now chilling and having a great time.

How on earth will a woman allow herself get pregnant twice for a man whose relatives she doesn't know and who she's not married to?

It's unfortunate the children are the ones who get to suffer for their mother's indiscretions.

If I were the man (even though I can never be because I don't like single mothers), I will allow the boy come into the house. But that father figure she wants for him she'll not get it. I won't give a fvck about him. I won't care whether he continues stealing or not. I won't be the one to train someone's son even though the real father is alive. I won't be the one to pay the price for the sins of another man.

Young girls should know the kind of guys they follow.

Two kids for a man I'm not married to? That's the height of irresponsibility.

Yen yen yen

Cry me a lagoon.

For a woman to marry a man whose sex orgy video she watched, that's the height of irresponsibility.

So I put it to you that you're as irresponsible as your husband. Just that in your case you matured overtime whereas your husband hasn't.

No offense, but it's your choice.
You weren't coerced.

SweetCunt97:
Happy Birthday to Me Too

Happy 23rd birthday

funmisticqueen2:
I am a lady, not a piece of paper with current affairs.

What you are doing is wrong. Is this what you will call your wife, mother, sister or female friend?

This girl, you don de act mature oo.

Vindictive side chick

And don't be surprised the person who carried out this attack is also against boko haram and Fulani herdsmen.