₦airaland Forum

Which kind yeye make up be this?

Nairaland bitches, over to you.

Even those ones whose cunts are like Pacific Ocean due to billions of body counts will still come here and start yarning dust.

If you're not a virgin, you're as useless and worthless as a used sanitary pad.

Useless girls.

I no just know why, but I no just fancy all these celebrities lifestyle walai.

To even watch their videos sef na wahala.


I enjoy some of their songs whenever it is played on radio or by someone, but on my own, I hardly play it. In fact, I only have 5 songs on my phone that I only play when I want to bath. I like some of them, but their lifestyle no just de move me.

How these guys are some people's role models is just beyond me walai.

Actors, comedians, musicians, all of them no de freak me at all.

That part of Nasarawa state is the most underdeveloped, backward, and primitive.

The people living in that part of the state are some of the most backward you can find anywhere.

Even if they discover oil there, nothing can work for them.

One sense like this then no get.

Spits

Some people go die this night due to HBP.

Fvck Buhari
Fvck Atiku
Fvck APC
Fvck PDP
Fvck Inyamiri, Afonja and Aboki

Fvck 9ja itself

Some igbo people go develop HBP this night.

Sirwallace:
Custom jobs is a highly intelligent jobs contrary to what you have up there.

Infact, when I go through their core and other functions, I discover the necessity for the recruitment.

The two departments popular to Nigerians are the duties and excise levies collectors(revenue) which comes with adequate accounting and enforcement department(anti smugglers)


Are you aware they have research and planning department in custom? That's just one department.

They facilitate trade and honour bilateral trade agreement with nations. They even go a long way
to inspect excise goods(just found out what that means) produced in the country.

They even respond to trade tariff deficit based on research and check and balance.

All over the world, custom jobs is not for some stupid low IQ fellow found in certain region of the country. It is reserved for the intelligent and sound minds who are patriotic and not ready to bend the rules.

Unfortunately, we are where we are because of the ridiculous quota and federal character crap in place.

To you, it is.
To me, it is not

Buying the commodity isn't the problem, but is it worth it?

You go pay big money finish, only to carry olosho go keep for house.

Igbo girls and oloshoism are like Buhari and missing certificate.
Show me one Igbo girl weh no be olosho and I will show you where Buhari's certificate is.

All igbo girls na olosho or have the tendency to be olosho, just waiting for the right opportunity.

Spits

Someone up there said only those with 2:1 and 2:2 with masters should be considered.

Anybody who knows how to read and write fluently can work in the Nigerian Custom Service. It's not an intelligence agency.

What do they do? Clearing goods!
Paramilitary jobs like NCS, NPS, NIS, NSCDC, NDLEA, can be done by anybody who knows how to read and write very well.

Only the Armed Forces should be making such requirements cos it requires a high level of intelligence because you're dealing with criminals and terrorists

Meanwhile...
Does that mean a 3rd class graduate should not be employed into civil service?

If we can have a president who doesn't have a certificate, then anybody can be anything in 9ja.

After all, shortlisting is not even recruitment.

PS: I'm not supporting mediocrity

Crazeworld:
For those that got shortlisted, I'd advise you take it seriously. I wish I were shortlisted too. Exams conducted by JAMB is mostly assumed to be fair.

They conducted the police recruitment in early 2018 and one of my friend got the job without knowing anyone.

For the fact that only few were shortlisted raises up the odds of you getting the job, so ensure you make it count. Good luck!

For your acknowledgement slip on Customs and Civil, and medical fitness certificate from government hospital in Lagos, Abuja, Oyo, Anambra, and Enugu States, check my signature for Whatsapp link.

162 000 people is not "few"
Remember, only 3200 people are needed.
Meaning 158 000 people will not make it

CG no gri give am slot be that.

No Nigerian politician fights for national interest, it's all about himself and his immediate family.

Pearlyakin:
Same here bro.

I swear even me

ppogba:
Will the decision you eventually take be based on the outcome of the various advice you get on Nairaland?

The same set of stupid questions on the forum everyday.

This man....
You de vex ooo
Calm down na

Hope you're not just relying on that email custom sent? Because if that's the case, you're on a really long thing.

Over 162 000 people also got that email. Mind you, only 3200 people will end up getting employed.

But if you know somebody that knows somebody that knows another person and has guaranteed your employment into customs, then go for the custom job.

But if your confusion is strictly based on that email, Baba, abeg, take your bank job and enjoy. Don't even bother going for the exams.

I received the mail also, but I will only go there because N100 will take me there and bring me back. I've stopped stressing myself for FG work.

FG work pass all wetin we de see for the surface.

If you're yet to receive a mail, just calm down, you'll get a mail before the day of the exams.

As for me oooo, the only reason I will go for this exams is because I will only spend N100 to and fro. Had it been it was outside my town of residence, I swear I wouldn't have bothered myself.

Those who applied with degree are even more than those who applied with waec and ironically, they need more junior staff than officers.

Over 500k people applied with their first degree for a vacancy of 500 people. Hahaha.

I applied with my waec. Let me get there first, I will hustle my way up with my degree.

Getting a FG job with your degree in 9ja is like rocket science.


9ja don cast.

All these emails no de freak me again. I have received several of such emails and I'm still here.

Over 162k people shortlisted for a vacancy of 3200 people.

May God EPP

eniolaamos7:
what cadre and wats exam date

Junior cadre
Date is Thursday, 16th January.

I also got the email.

Issorite

Lemme book space

I will comment by the end of 2020

The division of Nigeria is what I am seriously praying for.

My only hope is that when it happens, I should not fall in the side of the caliphate.

Those people represent backwardness, oppression, slavery, underdevelopment and everything bad typical of a stagnant society.

Spits on everything associated with or in support of caliphate

And this is news because?


Rubbish

bluefilm:
Africans and their quest for male sons!!!

Well, thank God I am a male son.

Never knew there was female sons

I will only have an issue if she's not from a middle class family like me.

I just hate liability

I will wait for those bitter folks to comment on this first before I make my own point

Blood Sisters.
Genevieve and Omotola

I don watch this film before na.


But on a serious note.....


For an average 9ja girl, the boyfriend in this story is her "dream" man.

When they talk about God fearing man, such boyfriend is a perfect example.

Hey smallie, you guys deserve each other.
You're just the perfect match for each other.


I'm tempted to show the tribal bigotry in me but I will just pass.

zed7:
Why are you complaining then? Seems the household is full of stubborn and unruly people. Probably inherited. You can't give what you don't have.

Exactly my thoughts.
I've been seeing her comments on this forum and I can't help but conclude that she's a tout.
That she's from Warri or whatever she calls that place doesn't mean she shouldn't be civil or know courtesy. Like someone said, that's how she'll forget one day and slap her husband thinking it's her brother.


If you ask her now she go say she finish UniLag or DELSU.
Asin, the girl na female agbero and she no know.
Nonsense.