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The way weh nairaland boys de rush go marry all these upcoming slay queens ehn.

Who Una come de leave this old cargoes AKA evening newspaper for?

Spits on old cargoes AKA evening newspaper

Ginaz:
I’m so disgusted. See as a grow up adult doesn’t feel bad that he wants to put his manhood through a minor .

Spits!!!

So all JSS 3 students are minors?

Spits

If you're an employer and have been calling your employee to resume work for the past few days, please don't bother yourself anymore. That employee of yours is trying to save himself from the possibility of making Nairaland's front page for a bad reason and probably going to prison.

Forget that employee or yours please.

OP, I bet you if this makes front page, your employer will know it's you.


But 10 years get as e be sha.
I believe she'll be 11 this year, meaning you have seven more years to wait (that is if you're still interested).

Truly, the beautiful ones are not yet born.

Which one I even hate pass sef?

Cos 9ja girl must surely cast for there

frenchtoast:
Your title is sensationalized but you've made some valid points.

These opportunistic babes don't put a gun to your heads, in fact many of you specifically seek these so-called slay queens out knowing full well what they expect from you yet come here to cry when you can't maintain them and are unable to keep up with the very same shallow things you enticed them with

Focus on yourself, personal and career development, goals etc and stop chasing after the 'slay queens' you know you can't afford. Abi no more 'normal' babes dey for Naija again?

Wetin do your other moniker?

Hahaha

NwaAmaikpe don swear say him no go ever get sense for nairaland.

But wait oooo!

Any girl that gives her man money these days is a wife material? Do you know the source of that money?

Na naija girl go carry her hard earned 100k send for boyfriend?

There's more to this than meets the eye

But on a serious note oga, what do you want?

Personally, I don't talk to girls I don't have sex appeal for. Asin ehn, nothing de join me with worwor girls.

Had it been na Lagos I de, nairaland girls for don tire with my PMs. Sadly, there are no nairaland girls in my location.

No guy should be keeping in touch with a girl he doesn't have sexual interest for, that's nonsense.

If i have your number and I call you upto five times in a week, just know that I'm very, very interested.

HenryDion:
Psych Evaluation

You are poor AF

An insecure gay man with internalized homophobia. I had to re-read the quoted comment to see where being an anti-gay comes in. SMH!

You are an attention seeker, a hardcore drama queen who sees himself unbeatable on a faceless forum. Should I say you're effeminate? You blab like these village market women in Aba Ariaria market.

Real-life, you are one nonentity with a skewed social life, who lacks both confidence and self-esteem. Only on a faceless forum can you spew these attacks without battling an eyelid.

You are bitter, filled with envy, probably depressed and looking for who to vent your anger on.

Please, everyone isn't as broke or fake as you. So, don't accuse him of your flaws!

This evaluation cost $450, but don't worry. What are we friends for?

Jeez!
Take it easy sir.

AwkaetitiBabe:
Yea Yea, nairaland females are from jupiter or Mars.

Lol
Actually, there are from mercury.
You're not within the age bracket sef

That number 8 tho.
Scold you for what exactly?

Oga, you see all those things you mentioned up there, by the time you slide your preek into that creamy pussy, you'll know that vagina is end of every worries.

My babe must locate me this year.

Bye bye to singlehood biko

Lamanii22:
Tribe don't matter... Find yourself a good woman.. Tribe shouldn't define marriage...

Sadly in Nigeria, it does matter.
While it's true every tribe has good and bad women, Some tribes have more good women than the others and that's due to culture, environment and upbringing.

Una chop something of 11k? Wetin be that?

And they go de form redpilll

Rubbish

DuBLINGreenb:
Lol you think because you wasted extra 3 years in school you are special and deserve more allawee e don choke you

Hahaha
Nairaland ooo
Chai

Yet, it is only when you know what goes on in their country that nairaland will tag you Intelligent/sapiosexual.

Yesterday, news broke out that the United States killed one top Iraqi man in Baghdad. (I don't bloody care about his name and status).

Nigerians on Facebook were just displaying their stupidity.

The Abokis were pained, and the inyamiris were celebrating. And I wonder why?

Me as I de so, nothing concern me with wetin they happen outside this country. May be when I travel out, I will start paying attention to what goes on there. But right now, if no be 9ja matter, I no de interested.

All of you advising him to beat that girl, I hope that when she collapse (God forbid) in his hand and the story makes front page, hope you won't turn against the OP for beating his sister?

Times have changed.
This generation is a spoilt one.

Even parents no longer allow teachers to beat their wards in school again.

OP, do whatever makes you happy.

Oya, clap for yourself.

Nonsense.

I don't blame you, I blame the mod that pushed this trash to front page.

If you didn't create a thread for this will the world end?

Mtcheew

I just confirmed it, there are so many oloshos on nairaland.

Chai!

OP, my advice is this...

While on a table drinking and having a nice time, tell him you saw one of your old friend's wife with a man in an hotel. Then ask him what he'd do if it was him.

His response should tell you whether to tell him or not.

I'm saying present the situation to him using different characters and see how he intends to go about it.

But whatever you do, you must not keep quiet. One way or the other, you must let it out.

God saved him from karashika

Inside every 100 Nigerians, 97 are criminals or have criminal tendencies.

And out of those 97, 90 are from the southern part of the country, cos in that part of the country, they believe money must be made at all cost.

Their girls sell their bodies to make money, while their guys sell their conscience.

Spits

If only wishes were horses

I don't know if it's unnatural for women, but it sure is for men

rosy1992:
While will a man use his vigour to sleep around, what will he gain from it. Even ancient and modern men who practise such immorality, eventually regrets it.

They told you that?

Who doesn't know all these?

We are not saying you should tell us the difference or what to expect, we are asking where we can find the good ones? And please don't tell us its in the church cos church girls are far, far worse. Hypocrites!

The more the days passes by, the more difficult it is to get a good girl to marry or even start a relationship with.

Asin ehn, 95% of 9ja girls bahd, them just bahd.

Na only Aboki girls still get virtue and that's because they are mostly ignorant and unexposed.

Getting an educated and exposed christian girl with virtues is like rocket science.

They don't think beyond barbecue, fish and shawarma.

May God save us from all these Karashikas

Ok

These rules only work for white people, not blacks.

Na 9ja girl you want follow all these rules for?

9ja girls know anything for relationship apart from shawarma and fish?

Inside every 10 9ja girls, 8 are useless and not worth it for a good relationship.

By the way, you need to modify this topic to "The best marriage advice for every one this 2020, cos this thread is talking to the married more than it is to the unmarried"

Useless threads be making front page on nairaland since the days of Judas Iscariot

Ok

coolfredo:
Hello am an active member here, but first HAPPY NEW YEAR TO U ALL i asked my girl frnd of almost 2 years on 31/12/2019 night how many time she cheated on me last year she said 2 times that i was the cause of it that she was hony n she could not tell me so one thing lead to another she went to de guys house even though she did not planned on having sex with de guy so de ended up having sex, that she was sick n she needed someone to take care of her so de guy take advantage of her. I ended her with 2019

So preek don turn to drugs?
Dear men, rejoice, cos with your rod, every sickness has a cure

shawnfamous:
But bro, Sincerely
Is this the Advice u would give to your sister or your child??

You de mind am?

He's even calling a 36 years old lady "girl".