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Kano state is the worse place for a non Muslim to live. Sokoto, the seat of caliphate is even more accommodating than that overrated Kano


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Shina Peller no be Malo guy?

Congratulations to her.
I don't mean to sound heartless but I cannot tolerate two years of childlessness in marriage.

If after two years you don't give me a child, I will get someone else to give me while I bring him/her home for you to train.

One of the major reasons why I will ever get married is because I want children, so why will I be with a woman who can't give me that for more than two years?

Even in my relationship. If I have unprotected sex with you at least ten times in a month and and you don't take in, I will start doubting your fertility.

I don't wish childlessness in marriage for even my worst enemy cos I know I can't take it.

No offense biko

He said nothing can stop him from becoming a father in 2020. Does that mean he wants to be baby daddy?

Can't he marry the girl before she puts to bed?

He could decide to be a father and a husband all at once. That he didn't talk about the former doesn't mean he doesn't have it in mind.


But then.....

With these agberos, you never know what to expect

Are these two just about to get married for the first time or how? Cos ayam not understanding.

Sha, I hope she gets back unscathed

A certain moniker just goes about quoting people on this thread. She doesn't even know whether the people she's quoting and antagonizing are much, much older than her.

But it's nairaland and it's a faceless forum

How old are you now and what did you search on Google that brought you to nairaland?

Nairalanders will say "something must kill a man"

Somebody cannot have anal sex in peace again

Fear of fear

Egbe Egbe Egbe gbe gbe Egbe gbe gbe gbe Egbe gbe gbe.

Oga mi eru gbe
Walai eru gbe

Eko wan lon wonyi
Eje Ka pai'n la


Hahaha
I be aboki guy oooo
I no understand one thing weh I write for there

Lol
"as an old girl in the game"

This one list of exes and body counts go de like from Lagos to my present location.

Bahd sharp gyel

What did he say

Oga, get the police involved, your money will come back but not at once. Police will also cut their share, meaning you might likely get only 550k.

Let me tell you a short story.

Three and half years ago, we paid one dude 350k to secure one of the paramilitary jobs with the agreement that we'll balance him 150k once the job is in the bag.

For more than three years, this dude kept telling us different stories.

Last last we involved the police and he's paying the money in installment at the moment.
We do give the police 10% for every cash he brings.

NB; There was no evidence of payment, but he can't deny that he didn't collect money.

So get the police involved, when they brutalize the bastard, 90% of your money will come back but not at once.

Goodluck


Modified: OP, he can't be traced? I'm sorry, I can't help you

Atiku na real politician.

Him go use talk deceive you soteh you no go know when you give am your vote.

Just look at how he talked with facts as if it's going to be a day's job if he was the one in charge? I don't know if his points are valid but the truth is, this administration has been wasteful.

And we still have 3 and half years to experience this wastefulness.

Oboi na WA oooo.

Lack of contentment has always been the problem of the black man.

Social media is also not helping matters.

God help me never to find my self in that kinda situation, cos I'm scared of what I will do.

If my partner slaps me first, I think I will kill her.

I will so beat her to the point that she'll lose consciousness.

But I pray never to be in that kind of awkward position

Teaching job is the best for a wife.
She leaves 7am and comes back by 2:30pm

She can use 1hr to rest or sleep, after which she enters the kitchen and prepare something for the family.

During holidays, she will be at home all through.
Wives/mothers should be home anything 4PM, not all these nonsense Carrer ladies that will be having board meetings even as late as 6PM.
Having a teacher as a wife and mother is bae.
All ye NCE and B.Edu girls, I'm coming for you..


NB: Im talking about reputable or public schools, not all these 15k private school ooo.

But this portfolio no too much for this woman?

Minister of Finance, Budget and National planning.

It's just two weeks to 2020 and some people are still advising someone to buy a 2Gig RAM phone. Isn't that wickedness?

Single mother wahala just too much. If she's not talking about her baby, she's talking about the baby daddy.

God knows I'm never going to have anything serious to do with a single mother. Except, of course, to cut my own share.

Let her go and meet the guy that impregnated her.

Cos me sef I know say if I give any girl belle, I no go abandon her.

I don't know how rich this Naira Marley guy is tho but I believe he should be able to afford that car.

Just like someone above me said, maybe they just took the car out of the road to continue their movement.

But na which state this boy come from sef

Is it not on this same nairaland that people always shout "child abuse, wicked mother, wicked father, etc" whenever any story graces front page about parents mercilessly beating their child? The same child same people will all say lacks home training if he/she grows up and becomes useless. Now that they are trying to make sure he/she doesn't become useless, you're all shouting child abuse.

When I was 5, my mom once burnt the palm of my then 8years old elder brother with hot charcoal when he was sleeping in the night for stealing one boy's pigeon.

Do this now and it will make front page, with people screaming child abuse up and down.

We've lost our morals all in the name of civilization and it's just going to get worse.


But OP, why be say na you de ask question, na you still de answer am.

The story sweet.

Even though it's fiction, there are lessons to be learnt.

Women? Dread them!

Even Koran said there are likely to be more women in hell than men.

Before nkor.

We get lawyers for Nigeria?

Lawyers weh executive de control anyhow.

Mtcheew.

Hahaha

They always "form" feeling dirty after the enjoyment.

Women? Dread them.

One thing I know for a fact is she'll still fvck him if an opportunity presents itself.

A puss! Once fvcked cannot be unfvked. Instead, it can always be refvked over and over again.

Quite an impressive CV for a prostitute of your age. I mean, WTF?

You said you want to give your life to Jesus, before now, who owns your life? Please don't tell me it's innocent Lucifer.

You're cursed, believe me you are!

Thales by moonlight.

There's a difference between looking down on people and condemning what is bad.

I will always condemn prostitutes, that doesn't mean I'm looking down on her.

I know orphans who hawk pure water and other petty stuffs to make ends meet.

No be this your story go make me begin fvck ashawo, tufiakwa.