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I'm such a big fan of his

Tell her outrightly that her food is salty.

If you mince words you'll keep on eating salty food.

Tell her in a provoking manner that her food is salty. When she's provoked, she'll produce, meaning you'll start eating nice food.
"Provocation leads to production" Dr. Ken Kartas 2010

Bad cooks everywhere.

K

Life no balance, sure, but no be me go de the wrong side of the pendulum abeg.

And about that Davido matter, that guy na just one fake dude. Him no buy anything like that. All na show biz.

Davido get 45M to commot buy mottor for another person? How much car he himself de drive? Fake dude.

Davido get money, yes, but no be as him de talk am. He's just living well, that's all!

Well, I like her honesty, she knew that man did her a huge favour marrying her.

An evening newspaper and a baby mama? What more favour can a man do to a woman?
As a man, you don't know how big a favour you have done each time you marry a single mom.

Single mothers are just a complete turn off.

NB: By single, I mean those baby mamas.


Divorcees and widows are exempted, they deserve the best.

Lol.

Potential daddy and mommy G.O

And the circle continues.

Sheeples will never understand

How the West and the Arabs were able to brainwash blacks to hate each other so much over who's better between Jesus and Mohamed is still a mystery to me.

Fvck both Christians and Muslims.

Useless sheeples

I know this is kinda insensitive.

But I honestly can't stay two years in marriage without a child.

I will always love and respect my wife but I will definitely get a child outside.

As a matter of fact, having kids will be one of the very reasons why I will get married.

Children connects a husband and a wife together. It bonds them.

DenreleDave:
Aswear if this thing enter front page, I'm quitting nairaland

Hahaha
Asin ehn, the op funny.

But this one weh you de swear so hmm, you fit de come as guest or with another account na

But on a more serious note, how this kind thing go enter front page?

Ok

maynation:
Seriously you are foolish.


What's wrong in celebrating a supermod's daughter?


Do you even know Nairaland is one big community? You will rather we celebrate Tonto Dike and Mercy in the stead of our very own lala?


Lalasticlala pleasw take this damsel to the front page.

On the contrary, I think you're the foolish one. Calling someone foolish because you don't buy into his opinion? Who does that, other than a bigger fool?

Oboi.
45+ girls?
You try!

Na WA oooo.

I think I need to try this.

Nice strategy

Move what to front page?

Make I book space first, this post long

If I ever find myself in that kind of situation and it turns out she's not a virgin after the so called church wedding, I swear to God I'm divorcing her immediately and she must return all my bride price.

And even if she's a virgin, the first words I will tell her after deflowering her is "Now that the hymen is broken, let me see what you have to offer me in this marriage"

Nonsense

Bloggers.

My own be say, how Una take get this news from that yeye village?

So, some people weh de live there de follow news?

Chai.

This one na front page e de go so.

Lemme book space

Yanga de sleep, trouble go wake am.

What the flying fvck is this?

Nigerians be disgracing themselves and their country since the days of Methuselah.

Serves them right.

If you check am may be this guy no even apply this police work sef. But because he knows someone that knows another person, he got recruited.

This is the result.

This present IG is so useless and daft.

I'm not surprised, it runs in the family.

Duncan Mighty na militant right from day one na.

There's not a single chance in the world that they are going to lose it.

Results have already been collated.

What they are going to do on the election day is just camouflage

Chai.

Another wack awards show set to hold tonight.

All our our award shows are just wack..

From the headies to the AMAA to all other award shows, all wack

And to think the whole continent looks up to us in this aspect just shows how backward blacks are.

How Falz take be 29 years na em I no just understand walai.

So, Falz like this them born am 1990? Haba!

Dude should be in his mid thirties abeg

Wetin I no go read for nairaland

Funny

You don't have a problem but there's no point deleting their number.

You want lalasticla to do what, take this trash to front page?