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Lemme book space

It depends.

If it's a girl I regard so dearly, I won't try to mess up. I will put in my best behaviour cos at that point, I need her to be my girlfriend first. I will never ever make move until she fully trusts me and agree to be mine, except of course she brings it on.

But if it's a girl I just want to cool off with, I will make move as soon as I get some privacy cos I'm not scared of anything. And once she turns me down, I'm never having anything to do with her again. I will delete her number instantly.

I like cute girls, I respect them a lot.

Trimque2k1:
Meeting with under 18 na date before

No, na time table

And police still de beef them

Ok

Same old shit.

How did this make front page?

Go for responsible guys you said no, that they are boring.

Enjoy your lively guys and stop disturbing our peace.

Confused beings.

Day don break, na to begin de hear disturbing stories for 9ja

What's she saying?

All these long talk for what?

Three years ago, it's not front page worthy, why is it front page worthy now? Nairaland mods sef.

But most of your points no follow sha, only 3 and 4, at least to me

I don't know what I want, but I certainly know what I don't want and big ass is one of those things.

I just need normal girl abeg

And we'll still have at least two more power grid failures before the end of this year.

Bet me

Can somebody just drop the link to the leaked sex tape please?

I don change my mind, I want watch am

11 years old boy fit give woman belle?

I go soon relocate go Mozambique.
Which kind wahala be this abeg?

24kmagic has sworn that he'll never believe stories that emanates from Twitter.

I'm not saying they are lies, I'm just saying I don't and will never believe them

SaintHilary:
Its either they gave him the award cus he's the
most handsome in d category,

OR
Bcus he was the only *trending* celebrity available

OR
The Don Jazzy factor

My next rated raking goes thus..

■ Zlatan ◇ since last year deres no party u wont hear Zlatans song(s)

■Joeboy ◇ Good lyrical Content

■Fireboy DML ◇ Good Vocal + Good Lyrical content

■Teni ◇ Its not a new fact that Headies doesnt knw what *NEXT RATED* means

■Rema ◇ Handsome, BoyDemSuga, but Dumebi Dumebi kpanakanisha nisha mona o..like who does that

■Lyta ◇ [i]Ehm..Good night...

Tonight is all about the KING tho

Hahaha
God, nairalander and bad mouth.
Chai

The only thing I didn't like about this response is that Joro had to tell us he's from a well to do family.

Like, wtf?

We all can't be from well to do backgrounds

Make them just scrap headies awards abeg.

That awards too wack

K

God of men

I'm not surprised.
No be today nyash de back.

Nigeria is a lawless country.
The country reeks of lawlessness from the top to the bottom.
Virtually every Nigerian is lawless.

This is why Nigeria has a bad image before the international community because they carry their lawlessness every where they go.

I first hate that state sef.

K

MissOffpoint:
I thought you said you are a virgin?

Lol
So I can't have sex again because I'm a virgin?

Asin, I cannot disvirgin? (if there's a word like that)

Samson0599:
With the latest discoveries and with the crops of these heartless and selfish rulers, I am with you at the boldest.......Bro do Rwanda require a visa, I heard that country is very OK now,tell me about Rwanda

I don't know much about Rwanda.
The little things I know about the country are things I read online so you might as well Google it. All I'm saying is, try as much as possible to leave Nigeria and you mustn't go to any oyibo land, just go to any peaceful country in Africa and start up something. At least Rwanda has stable power.

This isn't new na. It will continue for as long as Nigeria is a country.

Nigeria as a country is cursed, people need to know that.

If you are an average Nigerian like me, just hustle and leave this country.

You mustn't go to all those western countries. You can go there if you have the means but just leave Nigeria.

Even if it's Rwanda, just comot for this country abeg. Try as much as possible to get another passport for your kids. Your children don't deserve to be birthed here. Nigeria is cursed beyond redemption.

I don't even have an international passport yet, but I'm seriously hoping that 2023 will not meet me here.

Nigeria is in serious trouble and the only solution is for us to either split into four countries or be recolonized.

Even if Nigeria splits into two, there will still be problem between the igbos and the Yorubas and there will also be problem between middle belt and core north.

One way or the other, Nigeria needs to split into many countries, we are too diverse to be one people. Not even restructuring will save Nigeria as the hatred for one another is just too much.

I just cannot stop regretting that I'm a citizen of this shit hole.

Even if they sell the whole of Nigeria and invest it into power sector, Nigeria will never have stable power.

It's not a prayer or curse, it's a reality.


The problem of this country is bigger than the country itself.

Nice move.
But such things are not the problem of average Nigerians. Average Nigerians need four things.

Jobs
Electricity
Good roads and
Security.

I didn't include health care because our traditional herb is still doing the magic.

I can say over 70% of Nigerians don't use train to travel.

But all the same, it's a commendable thing

Lemme book space

She denied me sex on the first attempt, the one thing I feel she's useful for.

Honestly, sex was the only reason I ever approached her as she's not my spec in every way.

I vex ehn.

I no call the idiot since that day.

celeiyke:
Useless agency. Onitsha a city with almost 10 million residents should rely on Asaba fire station. Shouldn't Onitsha have it's own fire station?

10 million what?

The way you guys come online to quote figures is alarming.

The whole of Anambra state doesn't have that population.

K

If you have deflowered a girl before and you didn't meet your wife a virgin, no biggie.
If you are not yet married and you haven't deflowered a girl before, you have every reason to look for a virgin, it's your birth right.

If you're a married man and has never deflowered a woman before and you didn't marry a virgin, you need to go back and have one last fun.

Go and hustle for your birth right.
Note; Only target virgins.

Every man deserves to break at least one cherry in his life time.

I'm yet to break mine, I won't stop till I succeed.
It's my birth right