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As a proud virgin, let me just grab a seat and enjoy all the lies

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Local man is speechless

Ok oooo

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In Slim Case voice

Bills on me, mon cover ye

How does being a student in a prestigious university relates to this your story?

All these small small children weh full this place sef mtcheew

Na wa oooo.
Stories like this scares the life out of me.

I know I will marry at some point in my life, but once I have the number of kids I want, I can't guarantee that marriage will last. I think having kids will be the only reason why I will even get married cos I don't want my kids to be called certain names.

I hate troubles. And living with a woman under the same roof is excessive troubles.

I don't know if I will divorce (even though I'm a very strong advocate of it), but I know we won't be staying together.
I wish to have a lasting marriage, but somehow I think I won't.

I no just like wahala abeg.

Ghen Ghen

But fvck her, that wedding must hold.

Make she lie say she no enjoy him prick that year.

All these Busola Dakolo crew sef mtcheew

Some girls their breasts are as small as cherry (agbalumor). Cursed and rejected are such ladies.

If you be babe weh no get big booby, you no get use. You're just useless in every way.

Don't deceive yourself with that nonsense self love trash.

I fvcking despise boobless b!tches

Spits

Ok

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LadyGCrueDKilaB:
These abokïs sef... barbarians

You might be educated, yes, but you're not exposed. I can bet my life you've never traveled out of that geopolitical zone you are.
So let me expose you a little. not every human being in the north is an aboki. Plus, no names were mentioned in the post. So STFU

Bye

I don't know if you're normal cos I'm not an introvert.
But on the trust issue, you're absolutely spot on.

I also don't forgive once trust is broken.

Like, you're dead to me.

I'm not the forgiving type.

I'm very scared I'm going to be a serial divorcée cos forgiving someone (especially a girl) is almost impossible for me.

The feeling will just die off completely, especially if it has to do with her betraying my trust.

Hahaha

Good old days.

But where Una de go bring out these things from sef?

I just cannot stop thanking God that I'm a man.

Why?

Because I know that I will never get blamed for any lapses in marriage.

I can't believe I can also blame my wife for getting pregnant even though I wont stop knacking.

God, this good thing that you have done for me, do it for my unborn children. Make all of them male

emmysolo2001:
which show guy

Why she go say make you pursue the guy comot? Where she want make the guy go?

Where the guy want see free toto de drill?

Easybela:
continue feeding and housing somebody's future husband,

No spoil show for person abeg.
Focus on the topic.
Leave that guy out of this please!

Between Nairaland, Instagram and Twitter, which of the three carries more fake/cooked up stories?

Until God himself comes down to tell Nigerians that He doesn't give a partner, people will keep on believing that he does.

God no de give husband or wife.

God doesn't have control over your happiness. He will bless whatever you bring to him.

He learnt his lesson when Adam told him "the woman you gave me" . God doesn't want another Adam kind of situation.

Him go just fold him hand de watch you as you de do your thing. So that by the time weh the idiot girl begin show you pepper. You no go say "God which kind wife you give me so"?

All those people whe say de de fast make God reveal their life partner for them just de hallucinate. Because last last na man weh don toast you before you go go for, not someone sent from heaven.

Anyways, I trust sheeples, they will never agree with me.

So lemme just fvck off.

Nonsense.

I no even understand this chats sef

Good one.
My parents na 34 years in marriage this year.

Only be say de no even know the month weh dem marry

All these stress for what, pussy?

One thing I ve come to know about this game is that there's no formula. Any girl you find attractive, just walk up to her and express yourself. How you do it doesn't matter, just make your point known to her. The main thing be say you tell am say you like am.

Yes, most girls will reject you because of your lack of wooing skills but never relent. Continue doing your thing. One day, you'll meet a girl as timid as you are and everything will go well for you.

Or

Start with the ugly girls to build confidence. Those ones that know you"d be doing them a favour been in a relationship with them. Just use them for as long as you feel you are ready to upgrade.

Last last if you have a self contain apartment with a flat screen TV, go to the nearest higher institution around you and form student, you must see numbers collect, then you take it up from there. If she visits you once and see your crib, you don get wife be that.

Admit it or not, there are so many things wrong with the Bible. I can't say the same for Koran because I can't read the language used in writing it. The little things I know about Koran are things I see exhibited by those who read it, which is violence and extremism.

This man right here is 100% correct. Lot had carnal knowledge of his daughters. I think he even offered his daughters to be raped at one point. David, a man after God's own heart took his servant's wife as his own and sent the man to war so that he could get killed. So many other funny stories that doesn't add up in the old testament, yet they said we should not ask and just believe.

Christians tend to shy away from the parts that doesn't sound rational or logical. They only talk about the verses that sound peaceful and logical.
Analyze the Bible from genesis to revelation and you'll find out there are more questions than answers. The different Bible versions and translation is not also helping matters.

I am definitely not training my children like this.

So many lies and contradictions in the so called holy book written with the control of holy spirit.

I can bet my left hand that you're under 20.

Kids everywhere

I don't believe this abeg