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PhonesRe: MTN Nigeria Announces Planned Service Disruption. by 2shur: 8:27am On Feb 24, 2017
abegi.
other developed countries and even other african companies do dis shiit way back sonce the 70's
wtf is dis shiit.
its not like they givong us unlimited data
or some cheap shiit.
yet in south africa they enjoying them like crazy..mtn even dishes out free shiiiits to its fuckin citizens.
i got thos south african bastard been seeing lately.
i wanna kill him.

but i got no love for our brothers in souti.
i got no love for them.
most r yahoo bois.
i know like 3 yahoo guys wey travel from naija 2years bac.
them don dey make noise now o.
dey snap pics...dey buy watch of 500k.
clubbing...fucking south african biches.
forming relationship.
wtf...most r from edo sta8.
dembdon cadt Pretoria now.
yahoo guys go dey live largest at the expense of dey fucking citizens.
dey club
dey shut club down.
forgetting dah u aint in naija.
hw many govt spies or detective geh time dey monitor ppl spending for naija.
dem go hail if dem try am.
abegi...if its not yahoo..its drugs.

u think naija is scam scam scam.
go south africa..na dem be nos 1 for scam.
both offline
online
phusical
spiritual
like this like this.
4u 2 see legit biz or even buy anything online for souti be like these so called ponzi schemes.
cos 9t percent of the population are actively involved in scam..from car dealers to the lowest.
infact for souti na local scam pay pass.
just google south africa and scam
u go shock
BusinessRe: CBN Introduces New Charges On Bank Deposits And Withdrawals by 2shur: 8:11am On Feb 24, 2017
buhari isay bastard wot cbn
lets impeach buhari
Foreign AffairsRe: Mysterious Sea Serpent Washed Up Onto Shore In Philippines (photos). by 2shur: 5:15am On Feb 24, 2017
mumu na naija be asia
SmartMugu:
I trust my naija people. Dem for don cook and chop am before any discovery yarn.
EducationRe: UNILORIN Student Sits On The Main Road, Attempting Suicide Over Ponzi Scheme by 2shur: 5:01pm On Feb 23, 2017
all these abokis wey dey fry egg and bread with maggi for nite.
see im alfa nite cloth.
na only aboki dey wear fake rubber slippers with dirty stockings.
RomanceRe: A Facebook User Discovers His Ex-Girlfriend is HIV Positive After Breaking Up by 2shur: 4:06pm On Feb 23, 2017
uni couples.
forming boss.
off k doing direct.
u were inlobe wit her
but she fucking outside.
bich
CareerRe: How Much Does First Bank Pay Her Contract Staff? by 2shur: 3:51pm On Feb 23, 2017
45-70k max.
e no worth am.
by d end of the month.
ud realise u spent about 100k or less.
and forever be a debtor.
owing here and there.
wtf
CelebritiesRe: Coco Ice: Why I Smoke, BBNaija Is A Huge Platform And I Am Riding On The Waves" by 2shur: 2:05pm On Feb 23, 2017
nor be say na s.k
abeg smoke those cancer sticks till your lungs out.
bich onay stinking urine smelly black pants sit the fuc down
cigar dis
cigar dat
nicotine addict
bb naija bich
CrimeRe: NDLEA Arrests 19 IDPs For Illegal Drugs And Sales In Camps by 2shur: 1:51pm On Feb 23, 2017
i dey vex...i no see tramadol
aboki no dey use sk wit tramadol codeine play o
CrimeRe: UNIBEN Student Puts Weed In Nephew's Food, Brags About It (Pics) by 2shur: 1:47pm On Feb 23, 2017
i go paste her comments and pics for maingate.
bdpa
osasogie
ekosodin
even as far as ring road.
someone must identify her.
you all know its

FoodRe: Nigerian Guy Shows His Cooking Skills: Says "Forget About The Big Boy Things" by 2shur: 9:30am On Feb 23, 2017
dis guy go be confra.
he geht hard face
and he don go take SM dah na y he cober im eyes with dsrk shade wit abba made papa cap.
abegi i wan rela8 with my clients.
i geh enuf RP for inbox.
no time
PoliticsRe: EFCC Recovers 17 Vehicles From Abdullahi Dikko, Ex-Comptroller Of Customs (pics) by 2shur: 9:23am On Feb 23, 2017
are you ready.
the new search is on.
forgeh those guilder ultimate search
bigbrother
mtnprojectfame and the rest fake asses.
this is real.
become wealthy for life.
if u r in a neighbourhood or community widely populated of treasury looters.corrupt govt officials.
blow a whistle anr we shall locate u asap.
dave yourself and dis country.
blow a whistle today.
CultureRe: Ooni Ogunwusi Battles Recession With Aje Festival (Pics) by 2shur: 2:41pm On Feb 22, 2017
according to 9ice.
fast cash...quick money all around me
Many ppl want aje.
sugbon olorun kini fi se.


ibi tin won ti na owo.
jekin nor.
owo dangote
kole to mi o
TV/MoviesRe: BBNaija: Hot Pictures Of Uriel, The Drama And Mirror Queen by 2shur: 2:11pm On Feb 22, 2017
abegi.
public toilet
smelling wide pekus
fallen bog breasts shiit
PhonesRe: Why People Are Excited About The Return Of The Reliable Nokia 3310 by 2shur: 9:38am On Feb 22, 2017
cause our fucking symbol of pride are material shiits.
soon we wont hear word again.
they will start killing our peace with adverts.
pics
useless movie titles.
Luukasz:
Man dey talk em fellow dey yarn another ting. The phone aint made for Nigerians only, its a global brand made for the global world. So I dont get what it has to do with Nigeria that u keepn mentionin NG
PhonesRe: Why People Are Excited About The Return Of The Reliable Nokia 3310 by 2shur: 7:40am On Feb 22, 2017
wtf
r u on thd high way
or u r constantly high.
wtf r u talking bout niggi.
wtf
men shur d fuc up and wake the fuc up bro.
iphones with more mature andriods are here to stay.
we been in slavery for too long.
wtf is nokia 3310
we always glorify wrong shiits cause of our level of long advanced mental and financial sufferings.
when other ontinents had long dumped nokia 3310 tha year
dat was wen naija started to acquire and sell at exorbitant prices.wtf
but rather tha chalenge obj administration we joyfully went ahead and started buying 3310..3410.sagem..dis..alcatel..sendo..useless shiits
and we the shit felt like on top of the world.
common ghana here 1st us to dey use phone.
abegi
Luukasz:
Well i dont like comparing inanimate things with humans but in your case i must do. Like or not this phone has been invaluabe to the world some years past & about to once again. But tell me what value av u added to the society.
PhonesRe: Why People Are Excited About The Return Of The Reliable Nokia 3310 by 2shur: 7:18am On Feb 22, 2017
e geh one phone dah year.
about 2001 2002.
i remember for i.s.i ibadan.
one geh wey i dey crush on
dey use triump and siemens phone.
dah year the phone na like 45k black and white.
o bobs wen she make call.i jus dey trip.
buh fuc it.
fucking decades later.
andriod is here to stay.
so fuc nokia 3310 shiit.
na noe dem eye don open.
wackos
CelebritiesRe: Seun Egbegbe To Remain In Prison As Police Officer Fails To Swear Affidavit by 2shur: 9:09pm On Feb 21, 2017
abegi
basty:
Foundational power

Every power from my foundation assigned to disgrace me be disgraced and put to eternal shame in Jesus name.

Every spirit of disgrace at the edge of my breakthrough die in Jesus name.

Powers to put my personality to shame die in Jesus name
CelebritiesRe: Tekno May Have Sold His Soul To The Devil By Andrew Victor by 2shur: 2:07pm On Feb 21, 2017
abegi.
was he ever singing religious songs b4.
if christ comes today.
only mayne abt 5 ppl in naija would make heaven.
abegi.
all thos naija artists olamide. wiz kid,davido.phyno..mr eazi.etc
dem dey sing christain song b4.
abegi

na devil song we dey used to.
from videos to church programmes
all na devilish songs abegi
CelebritiesRe: Olamide Smoking At Lagos Polo Club, Fans React by 2shur: 10:54am On Feb 20, 2017
see as he dey smoke white london.
for dis hammattan guy man gas smoke cold benson
with esse black and london white
Jokes EtcRe: Yahoo Masquerade Spotted At Lagos Cyber Cafe Seriously Chatting With Maga by 2shur: 10:50am On Feb 20, 2017
dis one na cafe for ghetto creeks.
if coti burst d cafe
everybody dey go down.
coti no gif a fuc if na jamb reg u dey do for system
or na print u come print.

sk tins
CrimeRe: Nigerian Drug Smuggler Arrested In Delhi, India With 1.55kg Of Heroin by 2shur: 10:48am On Feb 20, 2017
ma niggi
been waiting to hola at chu.
it's your

RomanceRe: Two Nairalanders Finally Get Married by 2shur: 8:39am On Feb 20, 2017
n so fuc wat.
i meet a bich whose pekus isaz slac as shiiit.
i start fucking her wit condom
den aft some months..i start doim dah shit without condom.
u start cummin in dah shiit
suddenly I'm gonna marry u pops out.
wen u guys start having shiiit dont forget to upload them here ok.
when he statrs fucking out or beating u.
oh pls do not forget to upload pics here.

stupid sperm trapped niggis getting married pekus slackos dis days.men wtf...get married thru social media and shiit.. low self esteem shiiiit
Car TalkRe: Ored BMW 760li : The Official "Beast" Car Of Lagos State Governor by 2shur: 8:32am On Feb 20, 2017
yet our so called phd and madyers holders cannot even construct a generator...or something reasonable.
na top deu carry award ..dey r3ad book dey speak grammar dem sabi pass..
ahh day man is a genius.
hez brilliant
shes a 1st class

but yet al have no field experience.
dumb asses.
stupid country
we keep praising the western world but they never give a fuc abt us cause we monkeys.
the money used to purchase this fucking vehicle wouldbhave been used to provide jobs for lagosians.
useless country
CelebritiesRe: Georgina Onuoha Slammed By Enitan Robert, Kemi Olunloyo's Son by 2shur: 6:53am On Feb 19, 2017
who gives a fuc niggi cause u been stranded which a white bich.
kid lover..hez been talking about meth shiiit.
take a look at the pics of the bich wen she was still a baby and look at her now..truth be told..they've started doing drugs.
who gives a fuc abt what ypu been doin wit your high drugged out life.
nobody eva has and ever will.
gwt your ahiiit together and shut the fuc up.
talking like a druggie

thay you the most searched person on google.in naija
wtf.
is that like some kind of award and shiiit.
moving wit the wrongest white afins .
shut the fuc up and sit the fuc down fool
Christianity EtcRe: Pastor Digs Out Charm During Family Liberation In Imo State (photos) by 2shur: 6:44am On Feb 19, 2017
if dis is wat they call ogunmeh
den I'm disappointed men.
1stly the pastor na guy man wey deu form fresh
secondly its a fuckin rural area men so those locos can fall 4anything.
we always act like worshipping God is a magnet to stupidity.
i mean wtf
a so called charm dat was burried underground should have traces of worn out pieces of cloth.ropes and shiiit.even the color should have faded away.
wtf its still as red as eva.
still looking like a 24hr newly burried charm by a nom experienced scammer.

fools
RomanceRe: Lizzy Oke Dancing With Her Husband On A Wheelchair At Their Wedding (Video) by 2shur: 6:36am On Feb 19, 2017
she don use ogunmeh tie the guy down.
wtf
CrimeRe: Travelers Stranded Along Lagos-Ore Road Following Robbery Attack (Photos) by 2shur: 6:33am On Feb 19, 2017
i swear esp coti for wafi.
dem don top much deu disturb p.
all those bastardized sars illiterate.
days naija 4u.
when u need the police and army ths most..theu womt eva sho up.
na make army dey beat person weh buy camoiflage from uptown dem sabi pass.
face boko haram...no
defeat boko haram
..no

police...fight crime and arrest criminals. no
na to dey ask if u af ever heard of internet scam
can we check your phone.
who owns this car
and what do you do for a living dem sabi do pass.
check out hw they will arrest innocent hawkers and beggars and tag them armed robbers.
i weep for naija.
14teenK:
I TRUST 9JA POLICE.....na to dey arrest boys with Iphone 6s dy sabi wella
NYSCRe: Female Muslim Corpers Step Out In Style (Photo) by 2shur: 8:18pm On Feb 17, 2017
na dis ones dey fuc pass o.
dem go jis wear xxxl man gp deybinside
deu nack steady for corner

dem deu like fic die.
abegi all day dia lagbaja mask na dagbo.
dem love pric pass cold water.
RomanceRe: Wedding Photos Of The Young Nigerian Guy And His Older American Wife by 2shur: 8:10pm On Feb 17, 2017
dis pussy wid be waiting on dat death insurance money shiiot plus her everything will be willed to him..so if she dies in the next 30yrs..bro wud be chained and stuck to ber for the next 30yrs bro..by then hed be clocking 56.
so na dat time u go wan d3y buy range
dey flex.
o bobs i don cast
u nor dey see rmd.
na now he wan deu form young man.
abegi

afonja and mumuism.

its the get rich or die still trying to try mentality shiiiit
Jobs/VacanciesRe: A 7-Year-Old Girl Asked Google For A Job And Got A Reply From The CEO (Photos) by 2shur: 4:39pm On Feb 17, 2017
try chat up with a 7yr old naija kid
u wud shake your head
Phi001:
She tried...





That's all I can say...
What fuckery is this?

Judging from the BS you typed, it's obvious you used yourself to stereotype Nigerian kids...
Jobs/VacanciesRe: A 7-Year-Old Girl Asked Google For A Job And Got A Reply From The CEO (Photos) by 2shur: 4:07pm On Feb 17, 2017
4 fuc sake
google is jus a search engine filled with copy and paste.cause referal links shiiit.
fuc dis abeg.
but kudos american kids are smart and cause everyone speaks concrete english..u go trip.
not here in naija were apakos are strugling to be ajebor with mai ps4 crew and mai psp ps2 crew.
our kids here dumb as fuc.
all theu know is ps
girls
useless clothes
useless parties
WebmastersRe: I Have Been Approached To Create A Ponzi Scheme Website by 2shur: 3:55pm On Feb 17, 2017
i create sites
contact me here.
however its a 60% 40%.
i will program the virus in a software.
if u do otherwise and try to outsmart me.
there will be remote fully undetectable data wipe off .no traces....i am ruthless when it comes to double crossing.

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