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EventsRe: Explorers, A Nairalander's Wedding In Photos. by 2shur: 8:42am On Feb 04, 2017
dont come here bugging us later dat dis bich os acting up.
wtf.
whu waste money on shiiit the n at the end of all na divorce shiits.
RomanceRe: Runs Babes: An Accepted Phenomenon In Nigeria by 2shur: 8:09am On Feb 04, 2017
ibmet an ugly ass bich on badoo.com.she instantly replied.
down 4a hook up.
i gazzed thru her pics.
aristo spotted.
immediately i saw the white bedspread..she was forming its her bedroom.
na dia i k iw say dis one na opo.
na only hotel deybuse white bedspread.
she bill me 30k.
i say forwhere.
na gold dey yur pekus.
3k or geh lost.
badoo.com
is filled with too many opos
TravelRe: My Travail In Libya As I Sold My 4 Bedroom Flat For 450,000 by 2shur: 8:03am On Feb 04, 2017
mai esan brother amen
nawa o.
must u go to europe through land.
u af 500k and u no travel by air.
illiteracy isay disease men
PoliticsRe: Census Not Likely In 2017, Says NPC Boss by 2shur: 7:54am On Feb 04, 2017
they had enuf years to plan for it.
na feb 2017 dia eye come dey open abi.
stupid fools


we are backward 4eva
LiteratureRe: Igbo-smoking Keke Driver by 2shur: 7:45am On Feb 04, 2017
such has happened to me from main gste.
just finished a boring class and was heading up town...zo i boarded a bus from main gate to ring road direct...luckily for me...i was the last to enter the front seat alone...so the moment i got inside..as usual i plugged in my earphones...but surprisingly benin drivers gbedu was louder and more vibrating than my fucking earpiece sound...so i decided to put a pause to the damn music i was pkaying..besides was already rumming low on batyery abt 22 percent..it was like a 30min bus..cause theyd stop..drop...pick.normal stuff unless maybe all of them are under a spell..
35mins later..this was about almost 6pm..i got close to aboe junction..then i yelled stop...earlier i had abt 200naira at my left jean pocket.so i paid my 200 and got 100 as balance..br ae got tonthe junc..i already had plugged in my earpiece..abt to hit the road..so i alighted from the bus..and it zoomed off.was abt to flag a bike down..when i noticed my back pocket was somewhat lighter than usual...lo and behold..i checked it was empty..i wan run .ad dah evening cause my last card wich i withdrew from the atm 10k.my schl id.atm csrd2..license...and some ballons all gone..
aaoooooowwww.
o looked saddened..confused..lost..

i said o fuc...im finished..where i was heading to was benoni at gra..and see where i am..who would help me..who d fuc would even listen to my story by after 6 in tbe evening..nawa o.
i fall my hand..i start2 blaming myself..infact anyone dat provoked me that evening ..would receive an instant shock coa i was ragged with anger..
while searching for the bus..my spirit spoke to me and said.
dis buy wey u enta so..the driver dey play one song wry he repeat from maingate to ring road...
zoooooommm.
the thing jus enta my head..i said yea yea i remember..
i think it was one akons song like dat.
omo naso i begin flood the whole of ring road for abt 6.3tpm..everywhere was rowdy..business goingon..i was almost giving up..i looked so depressed.
afta like 40seconds..suddenly i started to hear the same song again..getting a bit closer....this time very close..he was looking for passengers..shouting maingate maingte..
omo naso i do commando style..if u see the way i take cross road for oba market enta aboe street .omo nasp i go meet the driver..not sure..but explained dat i was in the front seat..and maybe he by mostakemistake saw any yellow mtn wallet..omo naso d guy smile say he be dey cal me whe i drop from d bus..but be like say d earpiece na im block my ear wen he wit condictor dey shout..i no hear.na im dem gas move since agbero full dia dey wa8 4who wan park for road..naso he gove me the wallet..i count am..e complete.al my id atm cards..every complete..instantly my sweats seized..
i offered him 1k..buh he declined it telling me that hes a good person..say na God just do am for me..i laughed over it and thanked him again..baba ai say ai gas enta one beer parlor cool down my brain with Goldberg ..b4 ai reach aous around 8pm....i jus dey suprised..say for benin city...a whole driver and conductor no take off afta dem see mai small tin.... i no believe am
the ministry is moving
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CelebritiesRe: Femi Kuti: I Did Not Blast Tubaba And Not Against Protest. by 2shur: 4:41pm On Feb 03, 2017
only in naija will army declare victory over boko haram
then 24hrs later wud debunk claims.
same with the police.
someone says something then quickly denies it either claiming his mouth was hacked or email was hacked..so local hackers now af time to be tweeting ba.
fools.

fela go jus dey weep with igbo kai
CelebritiesRe: Femi Kuti Blasts 2face Over Protest by 2shur: 4:30pm On Feb 03, 2017
he did nothing baba.
aft eating with the devil
then suddenly u start running to Christ jesus
it doesnt work that way.
hypocrisy all up in 2face veins bro
0b10010011:
Haba!

Wetin 2face d you? Like u got personal beef with him
CelebritiesRe: 2face Idibia’s Protest: Police To Arrest Him, If… by 2shur: 4:25pm On Feb 03, 2017
during dis bastard 2baba wedding.
na d whole pdp from north o..south o..east o..west o and some few apc.
2bastard u cant bite the hand that fed u.
uve sold your destiny because of your ugly ass wife.
and now u want your destiny back.
aft collecting all the money
cars
gifts
from pdp and apc back then.
u suddenly over chocked on sk smoke
and realised its all wrong.
after how many years.

stupid bastard that sings crap.
uma time don up for music
foolish 2baba
CelebritiesRe: Femi Kuti Blasts 2face Over Protest by 2shur: 4:21pm On Feb 03, 2017
before it was waiting for mmm day was it jam 12 or wen sef.
now its feb 6th.
and foolish 2face is dia leader.

rapture can neva take place..even in the next 30years...we still remain backward.

foolish 2face idiot.
bastard.
was it not the same dimeji bankole that cursed u more with tje money and car and thief akpabio with the stolen jeeps.
God punish 2face ..his family and ugly ass wife.
bastard.

na now yur eyes dey open.
fools
CelebritiesRe: Kemi Olunloyo Drops Savage Comments On Georgina Onuoha's Pics. Blasts Ibinabo by 2shur: 4:16pm On Feb 03, 2017
i have more money to make thsn waste my sub opening a stupid ass link
RomanceRe: Hilarious Things Nigerian Girls Do Before Valentine by 2shur: 3:45pm On Feb 03, 2017
val mai ass hole.
cheap dirty gurls and ho's everywhere.
abegi
PoliticsRe: Court Grants Shamsudeen Mohammed Bail For N100m by 2shur: 3:42pm On Feb 03, 2017
the minister that embezzled how many civil servants salaries nko..
how much was his bail 250k.
now imagine me buying razor blade for 1000naira.
when my clipper is worth 30,000 dollars.

till jesus second coming..we are never gonna reach the promised land.
thieves
CelebritiesRe: Coco Ice And Benita Okojie: The Resemblance Between The Two (Photos) by 2shur: 3:36pm On Feb 03, 2017
we need to kill nairaland.
so boring.
must u guys be on air
fools.

we need lights.
jobs
good roads

fools all up in the indomie generation.
CelebritiesRe: $2900 Recovered From Seun Egbegbe's Underpants by 2shur: 3:31pm On Feb 03, 2017
from fry pan to fire
HealthRe: Ntuk Issac, Nigerian Bodybuilder Who Is Making Waves In The US. PICS by 2shur: 12:55pm On Feb 03, 2017
abegi.
if im like make he carry plane put for back.
nobody gives a fuc.
who go play am go play am
beat all in mouth and eye come out.
most of theaw guys wey dey carry lorry and rock as weight no dey too sabi fight.
jackie chan go finish am
even jason statham go blow all d guy teeth come out.
na by hybrid abi na muscle.
abegi
CelebritiesRe: Saint Obi Stuns In New Photos by 2shur: 12:50pm On Feb 03, 2017
e geh one movie dsh year wey im act bad bou role..
armed robber stuff.
wey he use sagari benz.
dey actually blew the benz in the movie.
i come go watch the making.
he sau men he gas sacrifice am for the movie sau d benz sef dey give am problem..
so dem just do suicide bombing with the sagaro benz disbwas at maybe 2001 or so
BusinessRe: Naira Extends Stability At Major Forex Market, Exchanges At N498 To A Dollar by 2shur: 8:01am On Feb 03, 2017
why na.
when my bitcoins don appreciate to 4000$.
pls naira go up to 800 pls pls
EducationRe: Maduike Ezeibe Discovers Cure For HIV/AIDS (Michael Okpara University Professor) by 2shur: 7:14am On Feb 03, 2017
dst was how one prof in ubth said he found cure..then after much pressure..debunked the claims.this was abt 2yrs bac.
now thwse.

xpect him to debunk claims as usually pretty soon.

something must kill man
CelebritiesRe: Diamond Platnumz Buys White Rolls Royce For Himself (Pics) by 2shur: 6:52pm On Feb 02, 2017
abegi.
tokunbo car
CelebritiesRe: Lagos Police Releases Statement On Seun Egbegbe's BDC Fraud by 2shur: 6:50pm On Feb 02, 2017
T.L

Thug Life
PhonesRe: The Xiaomi Thread. by 2shur: 6:41pm On Feb 02, 2017
alright..cause they staff's where like if ai try it.
those greedy bastards indian hackers would track it down and block it..
so im like hows that possible when i dump they fake ass sim
eraly:
Yes
PhonesRe: The Xiaomi Thread. by 2shur: 6:04pm On Feb 02, 2017
glo 4g lte.
i dey waot 4 ntwl.
if not 4 unlimited night browsing i 4 no buy spectranet.
dustmalik:
That's what we all thought until we tried out Glo 4G LTE. If you mean the Huawei E5573s-606, then yes, it can be unlocked.
PhonesRe: The Xiaomi Thread. by 2shur: 5:58pm On Feb 02, 2017
thats impossible.
glo keh.
can my spectranet wifi be unlocked.
its the black spectranet wifi.
GrandMufti:
Glo
PhonesRe: The Xiaomi Thread. by 2shur: 3:33pm On Feb 02, 2017
abeg shey na spectranet
cause my speed na 1.4mb day o
bite o
abegi
no 4g in naija
all na 3g
Dank1u:
It's the Naija factor, anyways check out the speed
CelebritiesRe: Freeze And His Son In Side-By-Side Childhood Photos by 2shur: 3:27pm On Feb 02, 2017
fuc u
jobless bastard
CelebritiesRe: Lagbaja: Living Legend And Bonafide Icon Of Music by 2shur: 3:26pm On Feb 02, 2017
lagbaja don cast
Car TalkRe: Please Tell Me About This Car by 2shur: 2:58pm On Feb 02, 2017
electrical malfunction.
from door locks not working
to faulty speedometer
vw and electrical faults been giving man headache since time immemorial.
avoid vw like a plague
HealthRe: Woman Gives Birth To 'frog' Baby In Zimbabwe (photos) by 2shur: 2:56pm On Feb 02, 2017
really
EmekaBlue:
i think Zimbabwe is in southern africa
HealthRe: Woman Gives Birth To 'frog' Baby In Zimbabwe (photos) by 2shur: 1:52pm On Feb 02, 2017
east africa and juju.

dia yahoo guys for dia go dey hamer wella
cause dia ogunmeh jus too strong.
if no be alien looking baby
e go be one weird shiiy
NYSCRe: Male Corper Proposes To Fellow Corper: In The Spirit Of Val (Pics) by 2shur: 1:33pm On Feb 02, 2017
abegi
.allthese fat girls lazy die filled wit sticky shiits in dey pekus and smell like rotte shawama
dude isay sex starved freak.
once he bleeped her and quickly climaxed
he said he must marry her

how d fuc wid i propose to a bich in camp.
wtf.
u got no money
no accomodation
no shiit.
bunch of broke asses.
wtf

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