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CelebritiesRe: Ayo Shonaiya Slams Gordons For Calling 2face An Illiterate by 2shur: 12:52pm On Feb 08, 2017
hmmmm
Atmmachine:
Okay
CelebritiesRe: Ayo Shonaiya Slams Gordons For Calling 2face An Illiterate by 2shur: 12:14pm On Feb 08, 2017
abegi stop boasting.
Atmmachine:
No

I feed my parents and i stopped them from working

They will never ever work and i will pay them monthly salaries till the day they die

And I'm only 26 years old

How old are you and what are your achievements ??
FoodRe: Preparing Ogbono Soup For The First Time. by 2shur: 7:04am On Feb 08, 2017
dis guy is suffering.
wtf wud a grown ass man cook this fucking hard
fuc see d pot sef..e don bend..
and the cooking gas burner..messed up.
wtf yur tables are empty.
not even a bottled water or satchet shiit..
wtf
niggi get yur self a bich to do tbe cooking 4u.
you more like a daily housewife shiit

broke ass
FashionRe: Ghanaian Lady Bleaches From Black To 'White' (Photos) by 2shur: 6:00am On Feb 08, 2017
you dey bleach too aboi
makydebbie:
This is stupid.
CelebritiesRe: Seun Egbegbe Remanded In Prison Till Court Case On Feb 8th by 2shur: 5:58am On Feb 08, 2017
when his mates are doing yahoo.
collecting 400m 600m .
living large..fucking diff olosho pussy
this niggi be stealing iphones and doin local scam.
e nor even wise..u wam go dagbo hospital
y u nor study the basics..appear like a doc and shit.
una remember all those greedy bastards wey dey go bank..wey one guy go come ask if u want to deposit at the counter...give me your money and thjs way... den na maybe aft 1hr dem go come dey complain say one man say he dey work for here...we gif am money...omg...
shaps d thief don move ahead.
planned work..smart moves.

e be ljke say na wetin dis omo ale egbegbe wan run b4 for those aboki for hospital...same format wey he still use for iphone at comp village..forgetting to wear a mask or something..u think nbdy knws u..
they all know u now asay thief.
thief.
FashionRe: Ghanaian Lady Bleaches From Black To 'White' (Photos) by 2shur: 5:39am On Feb 08, 2017
wen it comes to fast speed bleaching like 4g..Ghanaians come to mind.
go warch they movies.
they suffer from color value iishh.

everybody don bleach up dor ghana.
from pikin
mother
brother
sister

na d new level now o..for ghana bleaching be like range rover crew here..
if u never bleach for ghana then u never get money buy range rov
HealthRe: Woman Gives Birth To A Goat In Port-Harcourt (Disturbing Photos) by 2shur: 5:36am On Feb 08, 2017
so u mean kenya bizzare news sef dey happun 4naija.
nawa o.

ogunmeh jus too strong
buh na baba god geh power sure.

wtf

disgusting shiiit
PoliticsRe: Pensioners Protest In Benue, Two Feared Dead (Photos) by 2shur: 1:51pm On Feb 07, 2017
pmb

CareerRe: Is Spending N600 Per Day For Feeding Too Much For A 45k Monthly Job? by 2shur: 1:47pm On Feb 07, 2017
i need 300million pounds asap
TravelRe: Car Burns Down Completely At Alapere, Ketu, Lagos (photos) by 2shur: 1:45pm On Feb 07, 2017
ketu alapare re.
alapere
ewor
kai
alapere
ewor kai..
uma remember dah song
PoliticsRe: Police Displays Money "Wike Bribed INEC Officials With" In Court (Photos) by 2shur: 1:39pm On Feb 07, 2017
maye don pay

bugatti loading
HealthRe: FG Orders Investigation Of Claims To HIV Cure by 2shur: 8:13am On Feb 07, 2017
ozwo
the late american singer prince.
what did he die of
full blown aids.
dry fia dry deceive yourself.
u be like who dey put dic direct inside stinking pekus.
hiv is as real as hell fire bro
Tokziby:
whatever!!! Its all propaganda "HIV or AIDS" has had cure several decades ago, we are only meant to believe in Africa there is non. If u dont believe me ask anybody living in UK or US whether they have ever come across any thing like "Beware or Aids" awareness or adverts on their screen or posters. Yet they are the ones with highest rate of abortion and baby mamas.They only contact the usual std's like Gonorrhea, syphilis etc but no HIV's. The only awareness u get to see is about cancer, they even have a world cancer day because cancer still has no proven cure. There are ghettos that has mosquitos in UK and US but they don't have malaria, u may wonder why? Their last polio case was in the 60's. Still dont believe me, google is ur friend.
CrimeRe: Woman Bites Off Sister’s Nose During Fight Over Sex Patron by 2shur: 6:30am On Feb 07, 2017
another tyson hollyfield saga.
ryson vex vite im ear
u opo come vex bite your sister nose.
u4 bite her nipples na
mowi no say u dey mad
AutosRe: #Sold #Sold, ** Used Toyota Camry 2004 Xle For Sale In Ibadan **** by 2shur: 4:50am On Feb 07, 2017
thief
kayjasper:
Here we go again.

Maybe you guys are just waking up and don't know the dynamics of the Nigerian situation right now.

Please take your rants elsewhere abeg, and let those who want to buy come in please.
CelebritiesRe: "You Shouldn't Have Left Me, I Am In Davido's Video Now" - Guy Tells Ex by 2shur: 2:20pm On Feb 06, 2017
really.

100level mentality.

once u r using an iphone 6.6s or 6s plus...wow
you are rich.
imediately u se le a gal neatly dressed and has those fake hips tight jeans and maybe wit an iphone pr Behind phone...ahh she be ajebor.

once a yahoo guys buys a ride..venxa crosstour..eod..range ..lr...evil spirit...holy spirit o..lol
he has made it
once one travel overseas...ah he or she has made it.
once one buys land n builds a aous..he has made it..

now dos wacked out homo..gushing over davido..I'm kike wtf...he got davido on speed dail.jus like he mocked dele monodu saying mr dele na ma boi..now we gor a new gay ass
mr new guy na mai boi.
i trust davido go soon vex drop dah line..mai boi stuff.

so cause u in dat davido video and shitttt..u made it..
i weep for naija

Christianity EtcRe: Pastor Chris' Smoke-Filled Healing Pavilion Of 1989 by 2shur: 2:13pm On Feb 06, 2017
MaziOmenuko:
Yea; it was a camp meeting at ekpoma. You see, Chris version of Christianity was so strange then that people gathered to witness this evangelical fire burning through the heart of a young lad down at ekpoma.

Unfortunately, some hearthens were smoking weed somewhere behind the venue. The church wasn't as rich as it were so it couldnt afford the luxury of an exclusive space. The free space available was partly used as a rendezvous for weed smokers.

So that faithful day, as the saints gathered to seek the face of the lord, the ganja smokers gathered too, b'cos they were also the children of God. When the saints lifted holy hands in one accord, the smokes from the weed was reaching out too to high heavens as sweet smelling sacrifice. Then came this extatic moment, when the venue was puffed up with ganja smoke emanating from all corners of the venue.

The smoke was soo visible and I am sure lots of peeps must have seen it. It enveloped the audience and in its usual characteristic, got peeps high and freenzy. I don't know about peeps getting healed though, but if you've ever gotten high on weed, you will understand the feeling of 'nothing is imposible'.

RomanceRe: My Boyfriend Licked My Blood by 2shur: 10:21am On Feb 06, 2017
he wud catch m.c
mouth cancer
PoliticsRe: 2 Politicians Fighting At A Shopping Center In Port-Harcourt (Pics, Video) by 2shur: 10:21am On Feb 06, 2017
na because of pekus
woman matter just tire me
CelebritiesRe: Nationwide Protest: Seyi Law Vow To Continue The Protest by 2shur: 8:57am On Feb 06, 2017
casualty loading
AutosRe: Superclean Nissan Altima For Sale 730k by 2shur: 4:49am On Feb 06, 2017
car wey dey get gear and engine issuez.
abegi
AutosRe: #Sold #Sold, ** Used Toyota Camry 2004 Xle For Sale In Ibadan **** by 2shur: 4:48am On Feb 06, 2017
700k cash
tokunbo na 1.7
so naija used suppose be 700 to 900
abi u wan use us buy another car
SportsRe: Police Brutalise Nigeria Gold Medalist With Jack Knife At A Bank In Abeokuta(pix by 2shur: 4:25pm On Feb 05, 2017
english na our language
abegi
Maski87:
Whoever wrote this article, what was he doing when his mates were going to school
HealthRe: Kenyan Doctors Remove Coin Stuck In Boy's Throat For 2 Weeks (photos) by 2shur: 8:49am On Feb 05, 2017
country filled with dumb news.
worthless news.
if its not some dic getin stuck inside a pekus
its some bastard caught with another woman
or women getting naked and shiit

truly nairaland has lost its value.
its a shame
CelebritiesRe: What 2face Should Do After Cancelling The Protest by 2shur: 8:28am On Feb 05, 2017
nobody wan enter dss case o.
coti don already gif am warning say do not protest.
if u do....bullets from army.police and other security agents go spray all of una.
in eldees voice.

nobody wan die
buh everybody wan go heaven.
me aibgo yarn
me ai go speak mai mind.
you csn see that we are stupid in this cointry.
yes very fucking stupid.
instead of our so called artists to start working on songs relating to what we going through and be able tobpass a message accross.but 4where.dem gree geh sense when 95 percent of them are based in lagos.
thinking lagos is heaven.
fools
act it in movies
act them in night of thousand laughs
make the fg know that we are tired.
oh if its not yur bum bum...its gba gbe oshi..lalalalala
or some stupid useless songs that have zero meanings.
then our movies too.
filled with poverty....senseeless names...
till thy kingdom comes soldiers wud keep oppressing us.
police would keeep shooting at us.
why cause no one gives a fuc.
we the citizens dont value our citizenship cause the fg got nothing to make u feel valuable.
all we concerned bis how to make more money.
travel abroad
waste it ..while the same country we going to spend our fucking looted money is being used for infrastructure upgrade...good roads..steady power.over full oil reserves..buh all we naija think of is how to nake money.
live large.
acquire property
nobody gives a fuc ant challenging those badtards in power.
kick them out and take over power asap.
lbur never can it happen cause we d citizens only care abt ourselves..how to make money 2 oppress the other
fuc naija men.
fuc everyone here.
we all stupid set of ppl cause our fuckin basic rights have been taken from is.
wrf...is this abacha led regime or what.
cause now buharo be going in that abacha terror lane bro.
if u speak against the fg.his fucking tribe and shiit..dss comes after u.
if u stage a protest.
they come after u.
anything u say or do .
theu come after u like wtf.

we all slaves here men.slaves in our fucking country.
thats the major reason when foreigners come in here esp Caucasian they always feel on top of the world cause our fucking color got no value.
our fucking country got nothing to offer its citizens
our currency got no value.
take 10m to usa..that aint money..
shiit
CrimeRe: Man Arrested For Raping 7-year-old Boy In His Shop In Lagos by 2shur: 6:01pm On Feb 04, 2017
ppl are getting killed over peaceful protests o.
think b4 u get killed.
do nkt join 2face.
its gonnabe bloody
PoliticsRe: Politicians At Osubi Airport To Welcome Ibori (Photos) by 2shur: 5:57pm On Feb 04, 2017
check it out.
its for real

CelebritiesRe: Wizkid, Maleek Berry, Sarz Turn Up For Mr Eazi's Video Shoot In London (pics,vid by 2shur: 5:41pm On Feb 04, 2017
i digg yur songz bro
eazy.
buh soon am taking ova music bro.

maga don quick pay.
now i fit buy more motor.
all gurls callin my phone are opo

maga don quick.
e don day pay o...call am mmm or yahoo yahoo.

freestylec from cobahms n banky w...maga no gree pay
CrimeRe: My Sister Got Duped At An ATM Point, Can I Get My Money Back? by 2shur: 2:17pm On Feb 04, 2017
if ypur sisyer make sense.
send me your acct nos.
make i wire u 50k.
bih yur sista gas fine o
TravelRe: My Travail In Libya As I Sold My 4 Bedroom Flat For 450,000 by 2shur: 1:25pm On Feb 04, 2017
viesa must follow na.
logically baba
UncleJudax:
you are the illiterate one. you just book a flight to "Europe" without a visa? huh
CrimeRe: Nigerian Man Scammed 100 US Lonely Women. Will Be Jailed For 27 Years by 2shur: 12:22pm On Feb 04, 2017
when it comes to come and buy classified
craigslist
transfer
come and marry
credit card item shopping both ebay and amazon
local scam

afonjas come to mind.
TravelRe: My Travail In Libya As I Sold My 4 Bedroom Flat For 450,000 by 2shur: 12:11pm On Feb 04, 2017
souti
Joe4real1988:
My man which con3 500k fit carry u go tru air.. .... .. yarn me biko coz if d cash fit avail itself na running stuff oooo
Christianity EtcRe: DSS Arrests Tareri Avwomakpa Over Whatsapp Message Supporting Johnson Suleman by 2shur: 8:45am On Feb 04, 2017
fuc wit us...we squash u down

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