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army shud give up.
boko haram are like flies.
they everywhere

jesu.
see as dem dey fal like mmm
nawa o

fake edited account balance
fake hair
fake lifestyle
fake hostel or apartment due to endless lieshe cooks up to her sponslr..eithee suga daddy..yahoo daddy or omila.
very fake lifestyle.
fake car
fake led tvs
fake floor tiles
fake window blinds
fake butt
fake face...make up 24/7
fake eye lashes
fake home address
fake anywhere belle face pixs,selfies,insragram issh and hashtag ishh.
fake boobs
fake exaggerated prices of they uk used iphones
fake cheap clothes

abeg gurls fuc u abeg.

jesu.
and na so so phonetics all of dem dey speak.
im so pissed right now.
i blame nepa.
if nepa had not brought light
itwont have happened
.after ibe bought a whole 15litres fo my gen.
nepa come bring lite
i deu happy.
off gen instanta.
go sleep.
now mai inverter ba3 don run down.
makai go on gen
i see say mai fuel don finish.
d fuel don leak out.
i jis dey vex.
now lapy don off and i need dey online.
so i jis waste 1700 for nothing.
chai d thing dey pain me

now the kidnappers are robbing the poor..

wtf
fuc
fuc this
this is fuckin crazy
fuc shiiiit
dah mus be some pump action or A.K
CLOSE RANGE SHIIIT

Life of crime never pays.
fuc dis

why cant uk citizens come to naija..come tske some vacation with us.
but they cant cause we thieves
kidnappers
scammers
ritualists
white suppose dey wit us jus like dem deu do for souti
come gra
come lag
come ibadon
come abuja
infct tour the whole federation
wtf is this. everytime its always uk uk.
no wonder we cant do without uk used items.
i weep for Africa

shes ugly
wtf.
shez dah heavy mame up crew shiiir.

shes really ugly then.
stinking shiiit.

wen we tell u guys dah nor be every galfine.
una go dey say ai love u.
ahh ahh baby I'm cummin
ahhh ahhh.

fool now your eyes don open.

hope say she nor dey bleach too

street things
he dom hammer.
once dis whitey staft deu pay
o bobs na eberlasting2.
buh dnt 4get
whitey don wise up o

saw this old niggi one day near favors.
he tie nike head band for head and wristband for hand.
abegi

he dey form swagh fpr old age.
see m grandma wifes
wtf

dubai af gone far
ia it in technology
infrastructure
u name it.

while we are still here battling nepa.corruption..lastma.dem omo onile them..we r 4eva backward

jus banked anotber transfer..
xo fucking cool

bich fuc u.
u aint escaping karma.
all naija ladys from uni o..work o..music o..celebrity are all opos.
shut d hell up u exposing tonto on social media.
u know so much bich.
means u a part of them.
but propbably u aint as rich as all of them.
haters hating.
biches keep disgracing themselves
over impatience..tonto your ugly bleached ass is out.
so burry yoyr head in shame

men neva wanna take hd of liabilities
feeling big on top her yahoo husband owo
omo tonto remains the greediest biggest thief.
as quick as mmm..now her marriage crashed in dis bich

bich.
ugly ass bich.
wah wrong wit chu bich
dis same way tha bich called tonto dick kay.she was jus uploading on social media.i guess her man had enuf unlimited internet..if they travel....o tonto go snap upload.
if dem shiit d same shi she"upload dah shii.
and I'm like wtf.
why she acting like a kid..
and today..dis same tonto whr d Bleep is she...she aint no where bur inay single ass mo husband no more life bich.
i gice dis ugly ass funke 6 months.
her marriage gonna crash like sosoliso
keep uploading dumb afonja bich

abegi.
opo

wtf is val in recession

and when we thought the looting spirit had ended with pdp.
apc presents to you
uninterrupted and unlimited looting of pub funds with no
storage limit

ma niggi.
its your

we are too daft in this country.
is there 24hrs light
is thr stable 3g and 4g
how wud they connect to cams wirhout wifi
all roads in naija are in a horrible state.
instead of fixing the whole fg roads
make light steady so dat all those stupid dagbo inverter companys..gen conpanies and all wud fold up.
i jus dey imagine d day wey we go get stable light.say u pause your ps4 for 11am come bac aous by 8pm..dey game still dey paused.
ac dey over cold based on full current
data don drop based on say dose bastards no dey run diesel plant on telecommunication shiit..
imagine spectranet giving me signal of 50kb for 9pm.
its a shame.

another waste of tax payers money.
i rem vividly how much the so called bastards invested in cctv cam for abj..so many millions of dollars we stolen . today where are the so called cctv in abj.
i come dey wonder how come camera dey costs almost 10billion..abo d camera dey let us dey see heaven.

another form of looting loading.

those speed cams wud be stolen and sold on olx

jesu.
i saw her profile on badoo ladt week o.
see her posing inside the camry.
most of these biches on badoo are opos and omila.
na only few gud fresh girls dey thr.
how to quickly spot am opo on badoo

she takes selfies in toilets...roads..malls..boutique..
they always take selfies inside diff guys passenger seat
exposing body and looking desperate for sex and pay as u go.

always pretend the room is theirs meanwhile its a white hotel bedspread.
they write it stra8 on they profile.
hook up...0806bla bla bla. serious mind only.
they display they pin.

stupid ass thieves qnd biches all up on facebook
badoo
instagram
twitter
naija is messed up.
stupid bastards biches displaying saggy zbreasts and dirty ass upandan everywhere.
4 bank o.
club o
beer parlor o
church
campus
off k
abegi

abegi.
upon the whole 500k and more.
they will still be living in self contain and forming boss
oloshos always do the extra ordinary.
dirty ass pigs.
tired of biches.
i need to mame switches
no nore aces of spade.
now they in the club burning ill riches

most pf them use tailoring biz to cover up.dem be alibaba boiz.
eey buy range today
then tomorrow beg us for kidney failure donation shiiiits.
fools

th3se niggis never learn.
when guy men don dey everywhere 4bank.
una still dey receive westee.
efcc is jus a useless ass wipes filled with moral bankruptcy.
fools.
arresting a guy man cause pf how much.
buh dose guys for hammer better owo o.
na transfer work.
as the maye don pay d smal tin.
naso dem go bill am again 5k.
then to 30k
50k
100k
200k
then as naija delta niggi dem go run ogunmeh
maue go finally come pay 1m dolls.
but too bad ..dia plan no work

th3se niggis never learn.
when guy men don dey everywhere 4bank.
una still dey receive westee.
efcc is jus a useless ass wipes filled with moral bankruptcy.
fools.
arresting a guy man cause pf how much.
buh dose guys for hammer better owo o.
na transfer work.
as the maye don pay d smal tin.
naso dem go bill am again 5k.
then to 30k
50k
100k
200k
then as benin bois dey go run ogunmeh
maue go finally come pay 1m dolls.
but too bad ..dia plan no work

baba..fuc the rent.
ma face me ai face u or wetin
she na adolf Hitler or wetin.
upon all yhe hustle u doing..u still a fucking prisoner men.
wtf shes jobless and uses you as her permanent tv watch live view...if u go out to buy bag of water..she go attack u..if i dey smoke sk.....ah pokice go visit u.
if u bring chic..d landlady go beat u guys to stupor.
its just one basic property protection poverty mentality shiiiit.
they never eva thought and imagined they own a propery..so every other tom dick and harry appears as a threat to her property.
fuc your rent..and move out asap..theres a 78 percent of possibility that its either shes part of d tic group son.
wen i say tic..i mean in terms like she may be occultic..have ritualistic intentions....or probably a strong witch..baba no go die like fowl o.
nor dey follow woman dey drag her property.
kukuma go rentroom n parlor or 2bedroom

shut your ugly blac lying illeterate ass and sit the fuc down bich.
she be mesmerising on dah guys dic.
bich letme put ma dic in your mouth and fuc wat u say ho.

stack illiterate

Vizzim:
What r u saying...

dollar please be 1000ngn to us pls

if this kind ton2 happun for naija
dau phone wey u buu for almost 500k come explode
sau wan come sue Samsung for damages and refunds.

omo naija version.
na oyo o.
or dem go take am as egbegbe phone theft case o

baba nor be new battery issue.
na alternator ish.
happened tp me.
whatdidi not change..today dashboard na drl light
tomorrow weak battery
a/c
dead horn.
all the mechsnics na trial and error
stack illiterates.
buh 2day af fixed everything up.
now my condenser n ac compressor is bad cos of quacks.i refil ac this week.aft 2weeks.its finished.
infct b4 ud see a genuine intelligent mechanic..
its like looking for a genuine pastor or babalawo.
very rare

tdbankplc:
I think you just solved my car problem. My engine is fine but it's starts like kicking for 4time or more. The last time my battery died on motion. My light n car power goes weak when in heavy rain and the car power is slow when I starts it even after changing the pump more than 4 times. Olodo mechanic everywhere

can anything good eva come out from lagos.
so so bad news upandan.
if its not a burning dead car on the express
it wud be a fallen trailer or lorry or dangote truck accident shiit
or how army is beating up someone
or police harrassing african china
or one chance robbery.
local yahoo.
i mean lag is filled with too many miscreants

dis kind thing dom hapun 2me b4 o.
for ekewan road.
buh i be fine boi wey legit.
d guy man jus warn me saynext time..dem no go dey nice o..
dey whr in a happy mood dah day..so dem jus say make ai pull am...i jus enta car with boxers go aous..tinted tins..mechanic and road safety be think say dem wan play me..

but seeing dat he is a cripple..
dem for just lock up na.
give am better slap.

you can see the cowards of we nigerians.

y the crowd no rush those bastard soldiers
beat them up to stupor.
but rather they wait and take pics.

id na police do dis kind tin.
u4 hear ppl dey ipen mouth..dey fight back.
buh na army..everybody lock up..

according to fela..
my ppl fear too much.
fear 2fight r justice..liberty..freedom.

ai no wan pai.mama dey for aous..
papa dey aous.
i jus build aous.

anyday..anytime..i got my shiiit..
any pussy ass try shiit wit me.
he gets lifted.