₦airaland Forum

kaboninc:
Ohhh, white people are not stingy like you blacks.

White men don't lay a finger on their partners.

White men are so handsome and romantic.

White men are rich and can provide for their family.

White men don't cheat!

I love white men.


So much for awon Oba oshi!


Cc: KanwuliaJara!

SAMBARRY:
Another style for outdoor children party is that while making the environment children friendly you can rent bouncing castle. It shouldn't pass 3,000 naira then do chicken and chips with tomato ketchup if you don't want to do rice. That one too is cheap. Buy potatoes of 500naira worth, dice it, spice it up and fry it then buy full chicken .that one is about 1200 naira.. Then make sure you don't buy native chicken aka nigerian chicken. They're not fleshy at all, very stubborn to kill and their bone strong pass chewing stick. Buy those imported chicken. You will get it for at most 1700 naira.ketchup is like 450 naira . food is settled

MRBrownJ:
again, if in Nigeria a man can RAPE his wife whenever he feels like having sex, and will not be prosecuted for it, then yes indeed this is a 3rd world country with a jungle court of law... but then again, any country in this world TODAY where they allow adult men to marry children is considered NOT the real world (to me)! so yes IMHO Nigeria is not in the real world!



couples argue, couples have differences, couples dont always get along... its called LIFE. but if you believe that a man can forcefully have sex with his wife, when she clearly says that she does not want to (for whatever reason), then you and your state of mind are part of the problem

sukkot:
well dayum nigga you done met some pretty ' unsavory characters'

MRBrownJ:
rape or "marital rape" is legal in most countries of the REAL world. the fact that you believe that a husband CANT rape his wife is the reason why you cant understand this issue, while you should instead check the definition of RAPE.

stop using your bible to judge this issue because it has no weight in a proper court of LAW, and instead use your brain by understanding the definition of sexual assault (whether married or not).

pickabeau1:
you mean smell pucci?


cc: 5minsmadness dinachi

MRBrownJ:
YES YES YES, she can, and would certainly win. just because you are legally married to someone does not mean you can do whatever you please with their bodies (like a slave). it is still a UNION, each of them have their own rights, and the definition of rape does not change because you are married to the victim. rape is rape because the bible verses have no power in the courtroom.

here is something to think about: let's say you have a wife who doesnt like to give head before sex, and every night before sex, you are forcing her (against her will) to go down on you... technically, in the real world, you would be guilty of sexual assault.

true story: a good friend of mine nearly ended up in jail in Norway because he dumped his gf. the jilted gf (that he dated for about a year) went to the police to "report" to them that he was forcing her to have an.al sex every time they made love. guess what?! the police went to arrest him straight away because the law for rape in Norway stipulated that the offender must stay in jail while they investigate the matter (max 3months)... and if it wasnt because he had one of the best lawyers in Oslo, he would have done 3 months of jail time (and possibly more if convicted).

crackhaus:
But someone keeps saying that polygamy is unfair to one party...as if anyone forces whoever feels unfairly treated to stay.

MarvellousGod:
Hmmm... an infidelity site?? Truly end is near


Meanyl, spouses be patiently waiting for the list to be leaked, everyone be on the lookout for their partners

This world though, things ain't just going well .....

Timbuktou:
Polygamy will make a grand return. Mark my words.

naijababe:
Yes suicide, the man's children threatened to deal with him if he left their mother for his floozy. Next time he went offshore he jumped into the North Sea

naijababe:
Sometime ignorance can land you in hot soup. So about two weeks ago, I got an email from this Ashley Madison being the doofus that I am I thought it was a head hunter I am usually quite wary of clicking links so I put the name in Google to see if the name would pop on Linkedin.............mehn, come see as fear catch me o. Anyway, for lack of better things to do, I navigated the website a bit lawd 'a' mercy oyinbos haff spoiled finish. Na I carry my fingers waka from the site. I nor wan see evil

@ 5minmadness, affairs are two a penny in the UK, I used work for a big multinational and every Xmas one affair starts, by February, the whole office knows and by April it would haff kpafukad There are occasssional ones leading to breakups and one in fact sadly led to suicide

SAMBARRY:
I've broken it down before let me down again


parlour Parry means small party. The child doesn't have to invite all his classmates in school and Sunday school class. Tell him to just invite 3 of his close friends in class
3of his close friends in the neighbourhood and 3of his close friends in church making 9 children


there are affordable low price cakes. Find one struggling caterer you can tell to bake you better cake of not more than 5k.at most 7k



rice of 8 derica is ok . One derica is 200 naira, so making it 200naira x 8 cups is1600 naira

photographs shouldn't be more than 2k

A pack of plastic coke is 2k.mix it with fanta another 2k making it 4k.no need for dj.na parlour party. Just make the environment children friendly and put children music on


those that want to play video game should go to another section of the sitting room

No need to buy water. Water is in the dispenser near the dinning table. Any child that wants water should indicate


then pack of sweet is 400 naira

Big bowl of ice cream is 1500 just pour some inside small plastic cups for them


decorate the sitting room with balloons. Just buy 150 naira balloons


calculate all that money and tell me if e reach 10k talk more of 40k


.you people just believe that if you've not done a big party for kids you've not done anything


souvenirs too shouldn't be too expensive. Inside the souvenir will be exercise book of 100 naira. Put 3sweet and 3chewing gum. Buy sweet of 3 ten naira and chewing gum 10 naira making it 20 naira. Put eraser 5m 30 naira and pencil 10 naira inside the souvenir small nylon as take away for 9 kids lobatan

pickabeau1:
Interesting...


Let me check a dico

You r right..


kimoni...put up d link
This is a 18+ site

Kimoni:
**no network**

naijababe:
Because you write Jamb on it next abi?

Kimoni:

pickabeau1:
I know they are call girls. don't mix the two

"All threats to make her hand over the handbag proved abortive. So one of our men had to fire a shot at her from a distance in order to disarm her.

JoeArmsD1:
he lied but never relented to give his best.

Never look down on your potentials!!!

Where other go and fail, you may go and succeed!

Inability is never an excuse; your trial caps it all!

Good Morning!!

NairaMode:
One is not grave nor dangerous than the other for me.

Abortion can lead to death, can make a lady to be ostracized, can make a lady loose her womb, can make a lady to have a stone heart or make her conscience guilty forever.

Adultery can cause division of hearts, can lead to death of the husband, can bring in STDs, can cause death if untreated or grave, can lead to distrust and in-turn turn someone into a wicked soul, can cause sever and psychological disorder due to heart-break, CAN LEAD TO ABORTION, etc.

So for me, it is a web. A dangerous act is usually not mutually exclusive. One leads to the other or affect the other in some way. Subtly or subliminally.
At the end of the day, they are both sins and we should stay away from them. Hell is real.

winner01:
Lately, there has been much discussion about violence against women by the men in their life. Many have said there is never a good reason for a man to strike a woman but I disagree and today I am speaking out! there are four good reasons for a man to hit the woman he loves;

1. Fire. If you look over at the woman you love and
discover flames have overtaken your girl, you
should absolutely knock her to the ground and
start rolling her around.

2. Spider. If your princess discovers a spider
wandering across her shoulder and with sheer
terror in her voice says “GET. IT. Off! You should
smack that 8 legged sucker right off of her.

3. Choking. If over dinner she begins to laugh at
another one of your amazingly funny stories and in
the process, lodges a bit of her steak in her throat,
you have my full support to yank her out of her
chair, spin her around and start squeezing her
beneath her ribcage until she spits up!

4. Train. If, while enjoying a peaceful, after dinner
walk with your lover, you notice she has wandered
into the path of a quickly approaching oncoming
train, by all means, grab her by her arm and like
the strong man you are, yank her backwards
aggressively.

Absent the presence of fire, spiders, choking or trains, there is never, ever, ever, ever, ever a justifiable reason for a man to strike a woman. Period. real men don’t do it.
“Real men don’t allow other men to hit women either.”
I call upon my brothers-in-manhood everywhere to join with me in ZERO TOLERANCE for violence against women. Don’t hit and don’t tolerate hitting. That woman you see getting abused by her “man”, at the club or in the parking lot or even, oh let’s say, an elevator; intervene. Put yourself between the abuser and the victim. Is that dangerous? Could be. But it’s what a real man would do. Always remind yourself when you witness violence on a woman- that is somebody’s mother, daughter or sister.

Just for the record, it IS your business if you decide to make it your business.

What were you expecting to see at first?, some form of justification for hitting women?, come off it bruv

johnny1980:
You aren't alone. Hate feathered birds especially Turkeys. We used to be scared of them back then as we were always told they pluck people's eyes out.

Can't slaughter a chicken, fowl, hen or mammal(goat, sheep ) till today.

Hate fishes, roaches, rats and all crawling bitches(spiders).

Efeswerve:
iv told d hag several tymz
buh ha small brainz cannot comprehend anything
u shudn't hv called crowd here sha
itz onli gonna end in bloodshed nd bans

Efeswerve:
furstrated hag lyk yuh
u go vex taya 4 diz nairaland
edioot

5minsmadness u fo no answa am
i gat diz hoooe on lock alreadi
she will soon realise shez not az special az
she believez she is

cococandy, no one genuinely likez u on diz forum
OYO iz ur case.
sluuuuuut.