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pyyxxaro:
Small doctor don turn small exconvict




Obviously the small native doctor nor get one level




You can't try this with Davido or Wizkid, naa one call there go make

na IG dey parade doz type..

TheGreenLand:
Some Nigerians in the Diaspora have said the reports that President Muhammadu Buhari is an impostor known as Jubrin from Sudan is "mischievous".

In a statement on Sunday, the Nigerians in Diaspora Monitoring Group (NDMG) said those behind the rumour need "psychiatric attention".

A statement by Francis Adeka, on behalf of the group, read: “The claim is being bolstered with a poor rendition and understanding of scientific procedures like cloning, face transplant among others, which proves that those that are carrying this fake news need mental intervention.

“The fake claim would have been considered humorous, but for the fact that it has attained the first position of the most ridiculous and hare-brained in the annals of conspiracy theories. It is a story meant to prey on the gullible by reason of limited mental capacity, whose numbers seem to be increasing on daily basis. Sadly, those peddling the fake news about cloning have even lesser mental capacity than the people they are deceiving.

“The leading organisation on cloning was categorical in stating that gene cloning is the most common type of cloning done by researchers at the National Human Genome Research Institute (NHGRI). NHGRI researchers have not cloned any mammals and NHGRI does not clone humans."

The group further stated that proponents of the fallacy are using a "1997 Sci-Fi thriller, Face/Off, as prop in their illogical argument saying there has been a face swap between Buhari and Jubrin".

“In the medical world, there has been a handful of partial and full face transplants, but the recipients of the face transplant look nothing like the donors; and of course the new faces come with some level of distortion with the risk of rejection for which the patients take a cocktail of mediation for life,” the statement read.

“Even more childish is the flipping and reversing of photographs of President Buhari to claim that one version is right-handed, while the other is left-handed, which is a photo trick that is achievable with the most basic photo editing software.”

http://saharareporters.com/2018/12/03/those-claiming-buhari-jubril-need-psychiatric-attention-say-nigerians-abroad

bastardized group...Ogun keee all of una dia!!!! My family has practically lived here since the 70s..I have been here about 15yrs. I have alot of families and friends here..We have never heard,nor do we know of any stupid association...There are alot administrative injustices going on here coupled with racism they didn't come to defend anyone even though this is a functional society...

But idiots who couldn't make up any for themselves in life wants to sound relevant and spew thrash...I'm so flabbergasted right now..Because Malaysia went into political archives to root out a 94year old man to rule them...Oh yea now that's credibility speaking...My point is why didn't diz nitwits wonder or investigate why the people brought out the allegations? Naturally if the president was performing as much as he promised and his propaganda was top notch not d spurious ridiculous lies...No one will ever thought he was an impostor...The hardship and gross irresponsibility made people to question his allegiance to his people..



I am not saying he's a clone never believed it...But also i will never support a government that works in circus.. I hope u morons read my message...Bastardized group
..You couldn't fight for good governance since or take APC to ICC for fraudulently collecting mandate with the premeditation not to perform..What in their manifesto have they delivered? Where u lots not alive when fashola said an irresponsible government only would not provide stable electricity within 6months...?? How many years now?? Fools!

helinues:
So the NA are just waking up now bah?

UK, Canada Visas are even worst than Usa these days

Canada has a pedigree so it's Republic of Ireland also...UK and USA are easier bro...Just get it right and be ready to spend cash..But Canada and Ireland even ur cash is no guarantee..That's why both countries are still normal to live in...

omonaijiria:
BMC oya come and defend your oga For sending his foot soldier's as usual to court.

Nowhere to hide again for buhari

aswear u are so correct now I'm no longer in doubt we have spoilers in the name of political parties...On Monday some filed to compel the president...Immediately some went to file a suit to stop him...Like i told my older bro on Sunday...I said i stopped feeling sorry for Nigerians but not Nigeria as an entity..Nigerians are the problems of Nigeria...

Just imagine the snooker they are playing with their generations future..Smh

mediaNGR:
President Buhari has denied reports that he is a chauvinist and that his administration has a low percentage of female representation. The President reacted to the report when he spoke with the Nigerian community in Poland yesterday, December 2nd.
When asked about the number of women in his administration, President Buhari said
‘

President Buhari also used the occasion to reiterate that his government will continue to maintain focus and deliver on the three focal points of his campaign in 2015: security, economy and the fight against corruption.
‘

Source: https://www.mediahelm.com.ng/2018/12/i-am-not-male-chauvinist-i-have-enough.html

lol..this is an aberration on ur religion then...Argue with ur ancestors and ur saudi rulers..

Okoyeebo:
Ojukwu married his friend's daughter.
Ekwueme impregnated a married woman TWICE!

Your father is somewhere begging one small girl to allow him put 'just the tip'.

few days ago in the famous orlu town underage brothel was discovered...Most of dem miscreants here have no regard for their mums because it makes no sense to them..Imagine that u are 10yrs old and ur.Mum j
Is 22yrs of age...,most of dem just camp minors,drink heroes beer engage the minors in romp with the intent to sell off the babies in aba and environs...Defected babies...I mean abnormal ones like joe igbokwe etc will be proliferated in lagos..

dbynonetwork:
He looks like an Aids patient.....
See the tiny legs he use in climbing TIWA SALVAGE......... This tribe and infidelity sef..... SMH...

my dear even yam legs it's a defect....Do u think aving legs like elephantiasis patient is sexy?. Oponu..

NwaAmaikpe:




Sometimes I ask myself,
Why is Reverend King in jail while Osinbanjo who has been proven beyond every reasonable doubt to be a fake pastor still walks freely mortgaging people's future with Tradermoni?

I'm even more despondent to find out they now even organize jingles about it online interviewing would be beneficiaries..Funny i heard is 10k but one of the beneficiaries praised them by saying it was 100k each...

It was on tvc news...I'm worried about diz next election...It's gonna be dirty..I just pray my younger brothers will just listen to my mum and stay home..Voila i will have nothing to worry about..

davillian:
Who was that player that ate the banana thrown at him can't remember.
But these white folks cant hide their hatred for blacks.

Danny alves..

Adebisi444:
I dnt really like premiership football unless there's VAR. Full of controversial decision. Arsenal has bn rubbed.

yes rubbed with adinagbon�coyg for life!

Islie:
https://www.independent.ng/breaking-us-didnt-grant-atiku-visa/

lol..same people u said said granting of visa is confidential? Nigeria is finished because of the brain drain and frustration of the people now everything is digested..

Greatzeus:
The Game was quoting somebody " THEY said sleep is the cousin of death" You still arguing that it's not 1994,kid listen,I am sure you weren't born or you still a toddler when I bought my first rap album. Those days,no YouTube,no blogs to download free mp3, no N150 fake CD,it's either you listen on radio or buy your own CD.
Go to Google type Nas- Ny state of mind(1994) and listen to real rap for the first time lol

na waooo...If nor carry rap listener king for diz mata wetin u gain?

stephenduru:
Read more. http://www.trezzyhelm.com/2018/12/lagos-apc-guber-candidate-sanwo-olu.html

all diz cash just to serve...I yaf heard u all

iammo:
And that's why power must return in 2023 to south

why u av a threshold amount of soldiers to kill and people to impoverish before handover? Bro y guys should vote out apc and PDP...For peace to reign...Let's start a new leaf for once...It's now or never..Vote sowore or moghalu...

Wisdomkosi:
By Wisdom Nwedene

The Nigerian police have raided popular brothel in Anambra State and arrested many underage girls who engage in prostitution.

Igbere TV gathered that the arrest was made following written and oral complaints to ECDU by Uruokwe people about suspected criminal activities  going on at Venue Spot brothel along Ring Road, Enugwu-Ukwu Njikoka Local Government Area Anambra state which ranges from suspected cultism, underaged prostitution and drug peddling, the PG petitioned the Commissioner of Police, Anambra State.

According to report, a team of men from State CID and Enugwu-ukwu vigilante under the supervision of the PG raided the place and effected so many arrests, mainly underaged prostitutes and their male accomplices.

The operator of the brothel and all those arrested were immediately taken to State CID, Amawbia and may appear in court soon. This operation will be extended to other clandestine joints in the Town. Thanks to Uruokwe village youths for assisting the Police and the PG in this operation.

The place has been sealed off for now.

More photos here http://igberetvnews.com/478944/police-raid-popular-brothel-enugu-arrest-underage-girls-protitutionphotos/

ayaga yaga yaga yeh ooo ayaga yaga yaga yeh..Mi say a rastaman wanna be free..Say Nigeria must be free..Raskimono..Rip..Diz kontri don yaga yaga

stanliwise:
Happy New month too. One problem of Nigeria is rooted more on how a typical Nigeria tend to to think. A typical Nigeria has many things to appeal to (religon, tribe, sentiment, emotions) before he finally do the analytic reasoning. There are many problem I guess but I see the major problem is inability to secure its public fund in the hand of the wicked or "cleptomanic" politicians. This again is the problem of the citizens. If we practice democracy it means power are in the hand of the common populace unless it is not a true democracy. So there is no need to weep for Nigeria. We are all responsible somehow. If you're one of the good ones remember.

"The world is a dangerous place to live; not because of the people who are evil, but because of the people who don't do anything about it". Albert Einstein

yes bro..I completely agree with u...Good morning...

A wise man once said to ignore crime it's crime itself...Perhaps that was why falz said we are all criminals..Because the majority of nigerians are already immersed and embroiled in the rot..
U see here on nairaland u can't even speak the truth as it were...U will either be ascribed apc,pdp,afonja,almajiri or ipob...

People have become so daft and inebriated mentally that I'm forced to want to give up...

Some even insults u terribly and even out of pain report to the mods because they can't stand listening to their own disgusts...

Sadly we are now home andHQ to all terrible things..Even if we are the 6th richest oil producing nation in the world...We don't av a middle class family bro...Either u are poor or rich..


I remember 3years ago i was in nja at a bar and the bar man called as i was about to enter my car for a private discussion ..What was it?? He said he likes me and my calmness when i come there with friends that we were different...I said ok...And he said i want you guys to show me the way...Even if its blood money i will do I'm ready...I was shocked because he was only 22yrs of age...Meanwhile at 22 i was in my final year..

Bro wat happened next is history...Although i helped him with waec and jamb forms whatever but i stopped going there after..

Dshocker:
Nigeria having the most number of her citizens schooling abroad isn't an achievement,but shows the rot in our educational system...And as we speak the body governing the tertiary institutions are still on strike.
The same thing also goes in the health sector,where we have people that would have been saved,but die due to either negligence or poor facilities.


Funny enough Nigeria is amongst the top 3 richest nations with mineral resources...So what is really our problem,why are we always getting it wrong since independence?

zombies said blame PDP..

Colourich:
@6digitscomrade, you are so unbelievable, we are talking about women being used for rituals and you are here talking about women that abuse men, how does abuse come into this issue? why are you guys so selfish? abuse and death are not the same thing, stop making this whole thing about men for god sake. Have some empathy

oh goodness me!!! I'm unbelievable i know, and i don't have quantitative friends as a result i have only qualitative friends because I'm always blunt and honest...It's not about men or women...U only read what affects u in my write up previously...I can't help u...I have daughters and sisters so u should know i can never support such...But because of them should pad women at the back when they are failing daily?


Comeon...I'm not a pussy nigga I'm a realist and idealist..I'm very principled...I don't attach undue importance to sex unlike the rest who will not scold women because of sexual gratification or who will not criticize guys because of favors or what av u...

Because u want to divorce the fact that women have lost their dignity and created an undue demand for their organs because of their recklessness and quest to trend...Nowadays we have occupations like instagram model...What da heck is dat? Plz my dear...In economics we av demand pull inflation...Their recklessness is a major reason for the decay.. The innocent ones are just unfortunate and that is why they are even random..

Let me quickly enlighten u...Most of the girls u see including ur friends are empty vessels...Their inability to apply moral ethical values has caused them their wombs,destinies etc...But they are alive and frolicking about forming hardwork..It's not to be harvested alone..They are practically walking corpses..

I tried to balance my argument but ofcourse ur feminine nature wanted it to be all about women and i can't help u...Not even if u place ur vagina in showglass in front of me...Like i said i never made successful emotional decisions..Not a fan..

okedoyinolabisi:
then what do you think should be done?

nothing that i can suggest...I'd rather say we change the narrative and preach/pray for unconditional love...Not the monetized and ill intentioned love....

stanliwise:
you use the "u". Please what country are you from??

I'm nigerian...But sadly i was saved from birth...All thanks to my dad whose gene in me saved me...I can never share the zombiefied trait of constant criticism of good innovation without working to get things right..

Besides bro...Asking why i use u lots..Is self explanatory if u aren't amongst the lots...Except the country is working for u the way it is and u see hope in sight...Before u tag me something else 75% of my family were born abroad and i have left there over 15years perhaps that's why i want it to be good...Unlike the lots that have internalized poverty,oppression,intimidation,corruption,religious entrepreneurship,bigotry,nepotism,tribalism,substandard infrastructures if there's any...

Please bro...Don't hate the messenger just follow the message...


Happy new month..

Greatzeus:
Olodo which 50 cent said it? Next time shut your trap and stick to the garbage rap from Olamide and co ,which you guys listen to.
If not for internet and MTV,I'm sure you won't even know 50cent
That " sleep is the cousin of death" were the words of hip-hop' s G.O.A.T. From his 1994 debut, regarded as the best Rap Album of all time. Check my profile picture for the album cover of his 2018 album.
I won't be surprised if you still don't know him yet,kids smh

u sound pained bro...Firstly i don't think u are my senior in any facet of life..Secondly i loved gangster rap in secondary and early uni days...But my favorite usually is reggae and country...Now haven said that...I think u should listen to the game..(dreams) that was where he made the remark sleep is the cousin of death..And it wasn't 1994...So who is the olodo now?

I don't understand the rationale behind the olodo calling? Av got kids and well over 30..I still listen to old Gunit and some of the recent tracks..Come up and the likes..

Cut ursef a slack bro..When we make lyrical references it's either u point us to the correct track or artist or stfu afterall we are both listeners or fans as it were not their producers or content editors..


Happy new month...

amaniro:





Stupid drunk transport minister, you always love the cameras. With a tummy like that filled with Gulder, beer, 33,Dubic.



Oni ranu

and funny looking nose like that of a KILLER CROWN �

mumureloaded:
some hustle don't really worth it.

how would you use girl pant just because of iTunes card, I mean why?

like because of $10k you are busy looking for Someone to use for ritual. what type of ritual is that?

money that you will spend and boom few casket your account balance can't make mtn to glo call, you are broke again.

but I can't blame them sha, peer pressure, niaja factors, bad leaders, religious inst. and all that make this part of the world what it's today.


sometime I don't blame nobody, I just mind my business. I don't know if you are right or wrong, because ain't a judge.

if you commit suicide because of depression and in your after life something bigger than your initial depression falls on you what would you do? nigga you are stuck.

I thought it was all about money, money, money but no, it's all about money about. you can be rich and depressed. that doesn't mean that if you are poor you excluded from that state.

sometime you just feel like smoking some puff but the fear of cancer and others is the beginning of wisdom. why not try decab it?

life is easy but not in Nigeria especially when you are poor, I can relate.

life is not in Nigeria, the few that feel life here import it from other country because we don't have one here.


I tried my best but it was enough.

u spoke my mind bro...

Drogbs:
STFU, what does a dense mummy's boy like you who has probably never hustled to earn a pin in your entire life before know about opportunity maximization. The Igbo man is just proving services, cause it's no secret that the North has the highest consumption record of hard drugs nationwide... So why should you blame a Uche or Emeka who is only meeting up to the supply and demand chain? If Musa decides to overdose himself with Marijuana and the likes, then that's his business... he should damn well pay to get his services. Every coded G who has hustled on the street knows what to do when opportunity comes calling.

And if you must know Marijuana is good business here in the USA, people made BANKS selling weed in wholesale quantities and there are even Marijuana store owners with license to sell. Many states in the USA have now legalized Marijuana, and globally counties like Canada are realizing its economic benefits, as long as its not abused... Then everybody is happy and "high".

Lesotho,south africa,holland etc...Soon Ireland will join....It's a fact we have drug abuse but the reality is we have glorified graduates...Because now every ritualist,kidnapper is tagged yahoo boy same wey any abnormal behavior even bipolar patient is tagged igbo smoker...People sniff super glue, fuel tanks,lactrines,mythlated spirits, suck and die...Etc the people will say na osogbo weed...Weed grows everywhere some of the people talking rubbish their uncles and fathers does it but they don't know because the perception of the latter will change,hence he will hide it..

I was watching the Lesotho documentary recently and i saw how Canadians have stormed the country even establishing pharmaceutical companies to synthesize the products.

quivah:
Yeah, because being a woman in Nigeria is a big risk now. We are potential victims, runs girl or legit or whatever. So long you are female, they see you as their potential money drawer.
Both young and old. I will have baby girls one day, I have female cousins and nieces and I fear for us.
We can't walk on the street now without checking left and right.
Suspecting that man who just passed by who mistakenly or intentionally rubbed his shoulder on us without checking to see if everything is intact.
We can't date rich guys cause his source of money, we don't know. Who knows if he's a ritualist, kidnapper or yahoo guy?
And poor /broke guys? We are scared too cause most of them are desperate to make money and will use those closer to them as a source. Take a look at those who killed that delsu student, do they look rich?
To keep male friends now na risk, if they dont rape, they kill for rituals.
You know your best male friend since primary school? Doesn't mean you can't be his potential victim if he wants.
That guy on the street who sends his 12year old neighbor on errands might likely do evil things to her the next day.
We can't conveniently dry our underwears outside now, pant snatchers are roaming all about.

Being a woman is Nigeria/Africa is a big risk. And yes I am pained, because people mostly men still find justification to these evil vices. You are a leech, runs girl, make your own money, student, married, single ....we are potential victims!

We can't even walk on the road these days.

madam i read all u wrote and 100% agree with u...The only clause here is...I sense rage in ur submissions...Your profile already explained u without even reading from u or meeting u...


Now to my point like i mentioned i agree with u but we need to be sincere if we must represent justice and fairness in all spheres..you pointed out innocent girls been killed yes everyday....But do u know that the amount of the ones u can deem as not innocent singlehandedly invites danger to their lives? Do you know how many women use and abuse young men daily ? Sexually exploit their body,poverty and unemployment? Some even use their stars/destinies as it were to boost their shady boutiques and stream of restaurants?

Don't think u are the only endangered species woman...In UK here there are abuse centers for men nobody goes just a few rescued by friends...Most men don't go cuz society doesn't listen to us..Even our friends will mock us and u will abandon us and move on...

Women in Africa are deceptive and av hinge emotions...Take it or leave it...U lots are so religious that u even loose ur marriages for it..Yet promiscuity is the other of the day..Some even who.Re around only to be in church on Sunday seeking a Godfearing man...

Men knows all diz things...Boiz knows...They pass around informations at night when they result to the pubs to relax their heads from the nagging complaining world of u lots...How then will they not see u as subjects?? More disheartening is when u scold ur girl or wife she then says no sex....Tomorrow if u start using gifts to get the sex from her she wouldn't even realize that u just tagged her emotionally as a woman that she is...

I can go on and on...It won't change anything...I just want u to acknowledge u can't blame the pot cooking the chicken and ignore the knife that killed it..

No hard feelings #

quickberry2:
Fixed

Autocorrect indeed

i have been researching about the genetic make up of a zombiefied BMC...

Meeting you shed some light on my research more...Now i understand one of the dominant trait to look out for, is impervious brain cells...Please leave me alone now and enjoy whatever is left of ur miserable life...

quickberry2:
You are absolutely M.A.D.....you are the one disgracing your generation here....okempi


You need to go back to primary school

ahahaha..u see the life of a degenerated brainwashed scum? Same way the likes of him will never answer any question...Only find solace in falsehood and propaganda...You read everything i wrote but could only point out distant.. ? If u want me to go back to primary school because autocorrect made distant instead of distance...I wonder where the world should recommend u and ur likes? A wiseman once said...Not all will be Kings some are meant to be slaves...I guess it's obvious u chose ur path...A born slave!

quickberry2:
At your age, you lack integrity...I pity your children


Yes, we are better than we were in 2015

ahahaha anytime i hear diz word integrity i laugh in dismay...Soon dictionaries will distace themselves from Nigerian politicians. .U are seeking integrity from someone when u don't even have the decorum and a ounce of integrity to answer the questions u av been presented? The best that will come out now from u is to conclude I'm a PDP partisan man...Meanwhile u don't even know me and why I'm bothered how u lots have disgraced your generations for things that will perish with u in no distant time...


Liberate yourself...It doesn't hurt to think wisely..

okedoyinolabisi:
I have to admit, you are right

ilu eko ni moti da gba...I grew up in the midst of wisdom and the intelligence i acquired helps me to balance in this sinful world of deceit and falsehood where everyone has a MOTIVE...Whether is positive or negative is another story...But will be wise to acknowledge that every human has got an instinct to cheat, kill and destroy..


95% of the 21st century Unions are contracted to achieve convenience....I have heard girls saying i will live with him and learn to love him..I just want to be married...I have heard it more times that i lost count..How do we then marry the conversations about the love and the endless vows when the hearts aren't even synchronized?

okedoyinolabisi:
happy married life. may the Lord bless your home with beautiful children and financial blessings

u just prayed the most common of all prayers yet the society is embroiled in despicable things...I think logically the prayer points should change...To only love and abundant of it unconditionally..

hairybigdick:
Please remind me to fry Cerilac when i wake up

wake up...Time to barbecue saliva ���

Denikayan:
Mr. Pluto!

If you have funds, you could also explore Teleportation.

Like you have the brains

mediocre...trying so hard to be a nitwit.. But it's ur fundamental human right to be stuppppid!