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FamilyRe: “If My Husband Sexually Abuses My Child,He’ll Be Reported But Not Divorced" Lady by Acidosis(m): 11:01pm On Mar 20, 2024
cococandy:
I’m tired
I know right. A public forum like this should come with a mandatory IQ test. grin
FamilyRe: “If My Husband Sexually Abuses My Child,He’ll Be Reported But Not Divorced" Lady by Acidosis(m): 9:41pm On Mar 20, 2024
cococandy:
You mean to tell me if I find myself married to a man who sexually abuses children and I divorce him for it, in the eyes of God we have committed the same level of offense?

Explain your reasoning please.

I just want to understand different brains and how they operate because we clearly don’t share the same level of cognitive abilities
🤣🤣🤣
FamilyRe: Dear Men, DNA Test Is Around ₦100 To ₦200k. Don't Be Unfortunate. by Acidosis(m): 9:30pm On Mar 20, 2024
NothingDoMe:
Francistown and Acidosis make una take am easy. Na paternity fraud cause this wahala. Shuo!
...because I said they should go check themselves in a laboratory before venting over a woman they don't have in their lives, dem wan kill me 😅😅


FRANCISTOWN,

Don't be a clown! Quoting my post to type "sent" without actually sending any DM will not save you at this point!

The audacity for you to think you can quote my post with a threat to life over my PERSONAL opinion about paternity will cause you more trouble than you bargained for.

I'm still waiting. I only need you to make clear your threats to my life and, if you're daring enough, reiterate your threats through a phone conversation. That's all.
HealthRe: Man Who Was Cut In Half By Forklift Reveals How He Survived by Acidosis(m): 8:50pm On Mar 20, 2024
Wtf?!
FamilyRe: Dear Men, DNA Test Is Around ₦100 To ₦200k. Don't Be Unfortunate. by Acidosis(m): 8:46pm On Mar 20, 2024
FRANCISTOWN:
Lemme make this clear. I'm not a regular person. I'm very wicked and vengeful. I no geh joy

Don't put yourself in a situation where people who are very close to you will give you a call early in the morning that your life is not safe courtesy of nightmares they'll have concerning you.

One year is not too much to strategize how to deal with the person behind an unknown moniker. If it sounded like a super story, you may want to clear your doubts.

Let's both respectfully end our discussion here. I won't respond to your mentions again.
Please avoid me.
I was going to ignore the insults you sent to your mannerless parents at home, but you see this threat to life, you don jam wetin pass you.


Oya send me a DM. I am VERY reachable. I need you to come and carry out your threats. No fold ooo 😭😭😂
CrimeRe: EFCC Arrests Man For Issuing Death Threat Against Its Chairman, Olukoyede by Acidosis(m): 8:29pm On Mar 20, 2024
Oh, this one is not "at large"?
HealthRe: My Aunt Grows Beard Like A Man, Is It A Health Condition? by Acidosis(m): 6:16pm On Mar 20, 2024
Most likely hirsutism - High levels of androgens.
FamilyRe: Dear Men, DNA Test Is Around ₦100 To ₦200k. Don't Be Unfortunate. by Acidosis(m): 5:36pm On Mar 20, 2024
VULCAN:
The summary of this illogical diatribe is that just because our fathers did not have access to DNA and could not prove paternity fraud, then we who have access to DNA should not bother with it but just accept to train bastards

A thought just as stupid as saying just because our father's did not have email then we should not make use of it.

Perhaps we should stick to sending letters through the Post Office.

And to think 74 people liked this shit
Laboratories and coroners all over the world even prove paternity fraud for and against the dead. Quit the excuses for the living.

....but We all know why you can't suggest paternity testing to your dads. You all love your moms too much to give her a heart attack, isn't??

Awon emergency paternity testing lovers. cheesy
FamilyRe: Dear Men, DNA Test Is Around ₦100 To ₦200k. Don't Be Unfortunate. by Acidosis(m): 4:25pm On Mar 20, 2024
ValarDoharis:
Why does it seem like you're fighting against DNA testing?
I can never be against DNA testing. I believe that, apart from knowing one's ABO blood group and genotype, DNA testing should be made mandatory for every living being (father, mother, uncles, aunties, children, adopted children, etc.).

Lets adopt the Kuwait system, then you'll realise that most of the people screaming on this thread are merely hating on women that are not their mothers or sisters.
BusinessRe: Naira Strengthens Against The Dollar, Sells At N1400/$ On The Parallel Market by Acidosis(m):
Cardi B is making moves oo. cheesy cheesy Nice.
FamilyRe: Dear Men, DNA Test Is Around ₦100 To ₦200k. Don't Be Unfortunate. by Acidosis(m): 2:43pm On Mar 20, 2024
ExudeLoveToAll:
Your usage of your frontal lobe is very poor, you need to upgrade.
Because I made you feel bad and concerned about whether the man you call father may never truly be your biological father?? Oh well, that's how your children feel too when you take them for a paternity test. Why are you people venting, na? You want to test your child, but you don't want to get tested yourselves?


Una don meet una match today. grin grin
FamilyRe: Dear Men, DNA Test Is Around ₦100 To ₦200k. Don't Be Unfortunate. by Acidosis(m): 2:23pm On Mar 20, 2024
FRANCISTOWN:
You are very stupid for the emboldened, I could pass an uncle to you. You should be slightly older than my first child. Are you mad?

That you are bastard doesn't mean everyone
is like the man you knew to be your father.

That's why you should come from a family with good antecedence and pedigree.

Even before DNA became this common in Nigeria. There are at least 5 ways we use in my lineage to prove whether the child really belongs to the supposed father or not.

If you're from the family of fools, do you think everyone should be foolish then?
This 'weyrey' think say DNA is all about hating on promiscous women. LOL.

And you must be very 'silly, to imagine that someone like you can birth a man like me. Who dash your wandering Monkey banana??

Before DNA arrived in Nigeria, your ancestors had methods for determining paternity, but all you have as proof of your own paternity is being the "spitting" image of your father. LMAO grin Again, you must be extremely 'silly, to think everyone does not understand the subject of genetics and genetic pedigree. In fact, your analogy just shows the extent of your senselessness.

Let me just share this company link here (https://www.trakgene.com/). It is an Australian firm. Take a look, and you'll see why sensible people advocate for genuine genetic testing, not the du m.b' and misogynistic fantasies (that never extend to your mothers) you and your headless marauders indulge in.

Before you come back to shame your generation, make sure you google the word "genetic pedigree." If your head can contain extra 2Megabyte of knowledge, I will share my PERSONAL work on the aforementioned concept/company. But I know say your head na coconut. No meaningful thing can enter.
FamilyRe: Dear Men, DNA Test Is Around ₦100 To ₦200k. Don't Be Unfortunate. by Acidosis(m): 1:26pm On Mar 20, 2024
CountinBlessins:
You behave like a moto park tout raised in the ghetto.
I really do not like seeing your stupid comments in threads you always derail threads with your stupidity
I bet you and your likes will spend the next 2 weeks wondering whether everything I said about una mama is true. grin grin
FamilyRe: Dear Men, DNA Test Is Around ₦100 To ₦200k. Don't Be Unfortunate. by Acidosis(m): 1:21pm On Mar 20, 2024
komzy589:
You just confirmed what the other person said about you with these your highlights.
What did he say about me? He said he is a photocopy of his dad?? LMAO. grin

The 'weyrey' is not married, but he cares so much about the DNA result of a child and a wife he doesn't have yet. Meanwhile, the man he currently calls father, under whose roof he lives and from whose pot he eats, may just be wasting his resources.

You can't be too bothered about a DNA result of a "future" child while living under the roof of a "father" you haven't really proven to be your biological father.
FamilyRe: Dear Men, DNA Test Is Around ₦100 To ₦200k. Don't Be Unfortunate. by Acidosis(m): 1:16pm On Mar 20, 2024
Geovanni412:
I said this on another thread and the redpill gang started attacking me

No be small thing

The truth is bitter to accept.

I'll leave y'all with this video of a man who did DNA test after 40 years to prove his paternity to a lady whose mum cheated on her dad with him.

Nothing is new .
https://youtube.com/shorts/wBw0RXTkgxc?si=GGs8DHxftY42MAx0


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NUfJehpOn28?si=WNa07TlKWOnjRFE0
Haha, you dey mind those little children? Many of them aren't even married yet, but they care so much about the paternity of a child they don't have or plan to have anytime soon. Meanwhile, the man they are currently living with, whose food they eat, and sometimes, defraud with school bills, may just be wasting his money on another man's child.
grin grin
PhonesRe: Subsea Cable: Glo Shades MTN, Others (Photo) by Acidosis(m): 12:18pm On Mar 20, 2024
Why all this shakara? Because terrorists are yet to discover una subsea cable from the UK??
FamilyRe: Dear Men, DNA Test Is Around ₦100 To ₦200k. Don't Be Unfortunate. by Acidosis(m): 12:09pm On Mar 20, 2024
EreluRoz:
😆

If we are ready to take this DNA issue seriously, even some older ones won't be spared though it may not be much compared to the mess we have around these days.

It should even be made mandatory and free at birth kos the stories we read about paternity fraud are heartbreaking
This is a report by the Punch Newspaper "Three out of 10 Nigerian men are not biological fathers of their children."

https://www.vanguardngr.com/2019/05/paternity-fraud-three-out-of-10-nigerian-men-are-not-biological-fathers-of-their-children-2/

It may be true that the rate of paternity fraud has heightened in recent times.

I completely agree that parents should be mandated to get that test. There is no morality left in the world anymore, only fear (according to comedian Layiwasabi). So if morals won't curb paternity fraud, the fear of getting caught will.
FamilyRe: Dear Men, DNA Test Is Around ₦100 To ₦200k. Don't Be Unfortunate. by Acidosis(m): 12:01pm On Mar 20, 2024
Beverlyjean:
Women now have more options and possible to cheat compared to decades ago ...
True that. Everyone now has more options and possible ways to cheat.
FamilyRe: Dear Men, DNA Test Is Around ₦100 To ₦200k. Don't Be Unfortunate. by Acidosis(m): 11:59am On Mar 20, 2024
noble2faith:
There was traditional paternity test then in some cultures. It was normally done when the baby was just born. In Ijaw culture, for instance, the new born baby would be placed in river. If the baby got drowned, it wasnt the child of the said father.
Ohh, I see. The tradition is barbaric though (i.e., making an innocent child suffer for no justifiable reason)
FamilyRe: Dear Men, DNA Test Is Around ₦100 To ₦200k. Don't Be Unfortunate. by Acidosis(m): 11:36am On Mar 20, 2024
EreluRoz:
Sometimes you spit truth but other times you are so annoying that I can't count the number of times I have konk you through my phone screen.

Some of these guys shouting DNA will feel bad if their dad starts demanding for DNA from their mom.
Every woman out there is bad and a cheat except their moms and sisters.
My dear, you already know that you are my personal person. I just say my truth and move on. It's okay to disagree somedays.
FamilyRe: Dear Men, DNA Test Is Around ₦100 To ₦200k. Don't Be Unfortunate. by Acidosis(m): 11:31am On Mar 20, 2024
Angelfrost:
Sigh... You are smarter than this na.

How can you even begin to compare the level of infidelity among married women today and generations past?!!

...And how can you compare the level of knowledge of Paternity tests today and generations past?!!
Comment with some objectivity please... Don't merely differ for the sake of it.
I am not comparing. I am simply stating that men who are eager to confirm their children's paternity should also be confident enough to want to know their own biological fathers. Children deserve to know their biological grandfathers.

The fact that paternity testing was not available in that generation is the reason to pull everyone on board now that they are readily available. That DNA machine is not only meant for kids. A 90 year old grandfather can also get tested.

Everyone deserves to know their family tree. In fact, it helps in genetic engineering and personalised medicine.
FamilyRe: Dear Men, DNA Test Is Around ₦100 To ₦200k. Don't Be Unfortunate. by Acidosis(m): 11:28am On Mar 20, 2024
yewit37486:
Another twist to this are hardcore tribalists discovering they are not from the tribe they think they are, hahaha.
LMAO

Crazy, twist grin grin grin
FamilyRe: Dear Men, DNA Test Is Around ₦100 To ₦200k. Don't Be Unfortunate. by Acidosis(m): 11:02am On Mar 20, 2024
Bluearrow:
This doesn't make sense at all..
Are u saying if our parents made certain mistakes, we should continue & not correct it?? Why was the killing of twins abolished? If a man is not the biological child of his parents, does that mean his child shouldn't be his as well? If a father is blind, should he also wish for the son to be blind? The way someone of u reason is shocking
Two things can work together, isn't? Do a personal paternity test and get same for your kids. You people want to expose your wives, but una mama na saints cheesy

Everyone quoting me has said basically the same thing - FEAR.
FamilyRe: Dear Men, DNA Test Is Around ₦100 To ₦200k. Don't Be Unfortunate. by Acidosis(m): 10:48am On Mar 20, 2024
Beverlyjean:
Promiscuity is on another level now... u cant compare those days to now ... reason why men are now focused on it ....
Were you around in those days?? Dey play. Men are now focused on it because DNA testing only gained popularity in Nigeria a few years ago. How can you focus on something that was never available or affordable in the first place?
FamilyRe: Dear Men, DNA Test Is Around ₦100 To ₦200k. Don't Be Unfortunate. by Acidosis(m): 10:43am On Mar 20, 2024
FRANCISTOWN:
Many of you sound like you were raised by bedbugs.
Many of you were raised by paternity fraudsters.

So you are saying if my father was a poor man, I should also remain a poor man.
If my father was not educated, I should also remain uneducated.
If my father was a thief, I should also be a thief.
If my father was uncivilized, then I should also remain uncivilized?
At least you know that your father was poor. Now, do you know who your real father is? There lies the question cheesy

So if I'm not sure whether my father is my real father, I should not be sure whether my child is my biological child too.
Since my father made a mistake, I should make the same mistake right?
I should also travel the path of my father's mistakes.
You can't afford to make the mistake your father made. So yeah, if that man you called father is not your real father, then you should try not to make the same mistake. How's that hard?

Anyway! I and my father are copy and paste. A splitting image.
Oh now, you know your real father?? I'm shocked. Never knew you care so much about your (own) paternity.

Since you don't know your real father, at least try to know your real children.
You know your real father, but you don't want others to know their real fathers?? I sabi una type very well cheesy

Every woman out there is a potential paternity fraudster apart from una mama grin grin
FamilyRe: Dear Men, DNA Test Is Around ₦100 To ₦200k. Don't Be Unfortunate. by Acidosis(m):
I'm not against a DNA test o. But many of you are too focused on the paternity of your kids even while you're not sure whether the man you call father is your actual father. 😅

To imagine that paternity fraud started in your generation is the actual fraud. 🤣

You people are only venting now because of your emerging dislike towards younger Nigerian women. But that dislike and suspicion no dey ever reach una mama side.
RomanceRe: . by Acidosis(m): 5:50pm On Mar 19, 2024
His mother is probably in the village screaming ebi m pawa 😭

Your type will now meet a fine, responsible, and reasonable working-class guy earning #300k and expect him to fund you wigs of #250k each. This is someone that (may) have never even sent ₦100,000 to his parents or any of his family members throughout his life, but just because he found himself in a relationship, individuals like you will exploit or expect too much from him.

Some of you should do better. I blame the simp, though. If he knows what awaits him in the future with people like you, I bet all that funds will go to a pension manager.
BusinessRe: Aliko Dangote Donates 1 Million Bags Of Rice To Nigerians by Acidosis(m): 5:36pm On Mar 19, 2024
1 million bags of rice, meaning 1 in every 200 Nigerians should receive at least 1 bag.

Unfortunately, not one person on this forum (of over 500,000 Nigerians) will get one.
PoliticsRe: Naira’s Outlook Is Brightening Amid Steps To Steady Currency by Acidosis(m): 8:59am On Mar 19, 2024
You:
Cosbyrich:
He who laughs last,laughs best.
Laughs best:
We still expect another 200 basis points hike in March meeting, then pauses thereafter,” Rusike said. “Our year-end forecast for naira is 1,550 a dollar and a 2025 level of 1,500 a dollar.”
CrimeRe: Man Machetes His 75-Year-Old Father To Death For Selling His Land by Acidosis(m): 7:44am On Mar 19, 2024
The reporter is drunk? Ayilara is the police commissioner fgs.
PoliticsRe: Stop Leaving The Country - Wike Blasts Nigerians Moving Abroad by Acidosis(m):
..but prior to the election, you and Atiku and other Dubai PDP 'leaders' were flying from one country to another, negotiating people's destinies.

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