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oranget:You are a Muslim, isn't? |
FOUR BRUTAL truths no one will tell you, but I will list them anyway: 1. You're not likely to have a greater marriage than your parent's. Think about it, we all claim that marriages of the previous generations are better. Isn't? Most people believe in the law of exemption only when they're personally involved. 2. The marriage between two f00ls will last longer than the marriage between two equal and calculative love birds 3. If you spend too much on your wedding, that celebration and fun fair will likely be the happiest moment/day of your marriage. Everything else will begin to tank from that day Iffahear say you keep up ke 😅 4. Your in-laws have a majority stake in your marriage whether you believe it or not. The longer you grow in marriage, the lower their stake. Prior to your wedding, they hold about 90% stake, 10 years after and all things being equal, that stake should drop to 55%. But they're never going below 50%. |
Timmi:....at what expense? An aggressively productive economy or a depleted foreign reserve? I love trend statistics and data too much sha. ![]() |
Nazgul:They're proposing N550 to Dangote, not you. You think they're buy at N550 from Dangote and sell to you the consumer at N550?? Hehehe Nigerians sha. The same Dangote wey una dey insult everyday over the price of locally-made cement, sugar, etc. has suddenly turned to una saviour. LMAO. |
Dem don use una reserve subsidize exchange rate in order to shame "Obidients". "Sell your dollar," bla bla bla, as if we don't know our history or how we got here in the first place. More so, a government that fails to react or utter a word on Fisayo's 16-day exposé on corruption within the Nigerian Customs is the same government that people expect to fix Nigeria. LOL. Na to activate "siddon-look" mode, while preparing to campaign aggressively for BAT in the next election. ![]() |
That was a near-death or dying experience, not death per se. Without the intervention at the hospital, you would have transitioned to complete cessation of life (death). The very second you had that collision, your soul was struggling to leave, but it couldn't probably because some of your vital organs were still active. That being you saw riding home on the bike after the collision wasn't you or your soul. If your soul had left you, you would have seen another lifeless body before you picked up the bike. The best way to explain your experience is as if you were dreaming from the hospital bed. It wasn't an instant thing at all. The bike riding incident happened hours later, but since the brain was completely inactive, my guess is that there was no way you would have been able to process your dream (my view). This life is 90% spiritual and 10% physical. Even the 10% has yet to be fully explored, so take my explanations with a pinch of salt. |
SweetBuns:Never taking responsibility... |
oranget:If 20% of Israel turns to Christianity, then Christianity is FAKE. Why are you lots so ignorant?? God abeg. |
God1000:1.9% is a great number actually, because the Bible confirmed all this you're saying. If 50% of Israel's population turn to God today, then everything written in the Bible is nothing but lies. In fact, if 35% turn to God before Christ's 2nd coming, I will turn to atheism. Israel's arrogance, their desire to go to war, their religious practices, and hatred towards the person of Jesus confirmed everything written in the Bible. You are the ignorant one. In your attempt to mock Christians, you are further reinforcing the Bible. |
EreluRoz:I'm a man of principles. And no, love won't make me buy it. Love is not manipulation. |
Whoever is behind that list should be locked up in prison ASAP. You are demanding not just one, but two cows (2 million) and six goats? Hehe |
Very unhealthy, dangerous, and highly unhygienic. The world can never achieve equality as long as everyone keeps pretending and trying not to offend another human. How can you subjugate and indoctrinate women so much that they can't lead prayers, pray in the same space with men, have no say if the husband decides to marry four wives, and no promise whatsoever when they die (unlike the male gender who are entitled to 74 virgins)? Just yesterday, one lady in hijab fainted in Lagos; people offered her Maltina, but she refused because hey "I am fasting to please Allah." Let the world continue to pretend while wasting money on gender equality sermons and blog posts. We all know the problems lie solely with religion, but hey, let's keep pretending. Some brand of Christians also share some of these highly subjugating, offensive behaviours, but the difference is as clear as day. |
Not a big deal. |
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The babariga-bribe-laden political kleptomaniacs and economic terrorists are not letting go of the country's resources anytime soon. Not now, not later. |
You are protesting against the injustice done to the people of the Middle East (obviously because they're "fellow Muslims" ) in a country with one of the world's most barbaric justice and human rights systems. How do you expect the Nigerian police, whom you have yet to protest against in your so-called Muslim country, to protect you during your religious-laden protest? Many people may never understand why the majority of Nigerian Christians have decided to excuse themselves from the madness going on in that region. Nigeria is not a place where you apply absolute commonsense because the neighbor you're fighting for may just be the person to kill you on election day for not voting for his tribal or religious person. One of the individuals seeking sympathy and alliance is labeling Nigeria as a Muslim country. For such a person, it wouldn't take much to flush out "infidels" from the entire Southern region.
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Cindypresh:Aswear! |
There are several videos on the internet of Nigerians spraying money in parties and clubs, but let's pretend that the country would ever work with a selective, vindictive justice system. |
predictor1:I hope you weren't among his praise singers (2015-2023)?? |
poshestmina:Oh right. I totally understand. About 200% increase is no joke at all and you also have to save for fuel. I dey fine o, holding up as always. You? |
Visibility ke? That one no enter abeg. If you want visibilty, you will use red, black, etc. |
poshestmina:You're spending a whole lot on light bill. Damn We will survive sha. |
Dainy1:Renting an apartment in the same or another city is even too much. If I were Nigeria's president, I would make it an enforceable law that parents, before they give their daughter's hand in marriage, must build a home that is big enough to accommodate the woman and her children, just in case something goes wrong. Any father who refuses to accept his daughter will be locked up in prison for 45 years. You can't collect the traditional marriage items and bride price from a professional woman beater and then run when your daughter and grandchildren need you the most. |
If he has a full beard, then you're likely going to 'toast' a man in his twenties. I've seen too many 25-28-year-olds who look like they're in their 40s, especially those young guys with full beards. If I were you, I would consider an unmarried man in his 40s who is fond of teaching teenagers about the dangers of premarital sex as a red flag! But hey, everyone must not think like Acidosis. Go ahead and do what you've got to do! Something must kill a (wo)man. |
Kay25:Of all the issues bedeviling the world and of all the greatness to enjoy on earth, where I would be buried when I die is your major concern?? |
helinues:This one is low-key wishing and hoping that all Nigerians abroad will fail and return to Naija in "Ghana-must-go" bags. ![]() You go wait tire, guy! Everyone has left you behind. You will wake up one day and discover that you have wasted your life defending criminal politicians. Learn from "our darling daddy." Man has returned to his grilling business in Benue. |
What's the correlation between Mowe and Ikeja? |
Fisayo has been exposing all manner of corruption at the Nigerian Customs for six weeks now, but that doesn't concern the EFCC. There's hardly a day when he doesn't provide intel, addresses, and names of smugglers and their agents on Twitter, but alas..., the fantastically corrupt shameless leaders will always look away or at best distract Nigerians with petty crimes and civil issues. |
Richtaiwo:I hope you won't come back in a few years to change your words? We see everyday how most of you cry about prices of Cement. |
Tjra:If Macaroni decides to reason your matter now, the next thing will be apology letter. |
Welcome to Band A, guy! ![]() We didn't even know we are on the BAND A! We barely get 12-15 hours of power daily. Some days, we don't even get 10 Hours! Ahhhh!!! AEDC, I don't want to be in Band A anymore 😭😭😭, take me to Band F! BAND Y seems like a good idea right now.Ahahahahahahaha |
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