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Romance › Re: I Can Never Date A Guy With This - Pictured by advanceDNA: 6:29pm On Nov 08, 2022
Limaqueen98:
so for your rubber mind now you think all women are like that I know why you are saying all this but Don't worry very soon when you grow mature you will understand all what I am saying
I never said all women are like that?? Thats ur problem...always quick to jump to conclusion..

This dialogue started with women with ridiculously high body count....u are always forming solidarity for all women....pele u go just get head ache over my matter....

# I come for vawulwnce only
Romance › Re: My Dick Is Making Me Depressed Will I Ever Be Able To Make A Girl Mourn? by advanceDNA: 6:26pm On Nov 08, 2022
Bukola94:
HAVING SEX WITH GF IS DIFFERENT FROM HOUSE WIVES.
because people dont love their girlfriends abi....??
No be girlfriends dey bcome wives after years of dating....oga rest... e be like u just dey cap
Romance › Re: My Dick Is Making Me Depressed Will I Ever Be Able To Make A Girl Mourn? by advanceDNA: 6:25pm On Nov 08, 2022
Limaqueen98:
lolz you lie too much Kai na you guys the weak 3 to 10 mins for bed common ride you come here come de the spoil woman name you see why I say you most have suffer from bad relationship with all the lady you have dated you have not even experience a good ride from a lady before no wonder you keep getting at us abeg no be we do you
Lie?? Spoil woman name...?? For what...ive not seen women that can ride dick beyond 3 mins....some of u seff 30 secs.........its the truth

Nothing like spoiling name...i ddnt say it as an an insult or bashing......its u women that insult men with 3 mins or 5 mins
Romance › Re: My Dick Is Making Me Depressed Will I Ever Be Able To Make A Girl Mourn? by advanceDNA: 6:21pm On Nov 08, 2022
Limaqueen98:
Wow see who we have here saying he go love hmmmm
U cant even read sarcasm based on a reaponse to an initial comment .... tueh!!
Romance › Re: My Dick Is Making Me Depressed Will I Ever Be Able To Make A Girl Mourn? by advanceDNA: 6:20pm On Nov 08, 2022
Limaqueen98:
madooo this one don know Lima finished I for like credit you but you no describe me well
Vawulence only.....no room for peace grin
Romance › Re: I Can Never Date A Guy With This - Pictured by advanceDNA: 6:20pm On Nov 08, 2022
Limaqueen98:
so you go like make you born make she no marry because 20 to 30 man don enter am abi
When i born ..my son go get brain...he no go follow retired olosho
Romance › Re: I Can Never Date A Guy With This - Pictured by advanceDNA: 6:19pm On Nov 08, 2022
Limaqueen98:
if no be una send us message who come be the person were send us the message,because say no be you do am you come the vex abeg shift make i see road clear too
Na ur sexual appetite send u message not men....at least take responsibility for ur actions for once

U women lile to fvck and enjoy it....dont blame men foe ur decision to jump from one penís to another...the men u were spreading for only helped u scratched your itch ... grin
Politics › Re: EFCC Chairman, Bawa, Sentenced To Kuje Prison For Disobedience by advanceDNA: 5:47pm On Nov 08, 2022
MT:
The president has the power and the constitutional authority to pardon. He will do so before his term expires.
Lol
Politics › Re: EFCC Chairman, Bawa, Sentenced To Kuje Prison For Disobedience by advanceDNA:
DadaHammed:
Abdukrasheed Bawa is now a convicted felon.

Whenever he decides to play active politics and vie for an election, this conviction will be digged up to disqualify him. Continue disobeying court orders. You will pay one way or the other. grin
Felon?? grin contempt of court is a criminal offence??
Romance › Re: My Dick Is Making Me Depressed Will I Ever Be Able To Make A Girl Mourn? by advanceDNA: 5:24pm On Nov 08, 2022
Bukola94:
Which kind of women do u people dig for 70mins .....women wey me i know dont have such sexual resilience.... I AM NOT TALKING ABOUT FORNICATING/ADULTERY. I AM TALKING ABOUT SEXUAL LIFE BASE ON MARRIAGE WITH MY PARTNER.THE KIND OF PERFORMANCE THAT MY WOMAN WILL BE TALKING ABOUT.CALLING ME GLADIATOR & SPARTACUS IN THE OTHER ROOM.SOMETIMES SHE WILL CALL ME HONEY MY LION,COME & REBUKE ME IN THE BEDROOM.SHE GO SAY SCATTERED THE PLACE,SHOW ME NO MERCY MY LION.IF U ARE ME ON HEARING THOSE WORDS,WONT U BEAT THE DRUM?WATER THE DRUM,LEAK THE PLACE & NEARLY TEAR THE DRUM?
IN UR OWN CASE,MAYBE THE KIND OF WOMEN U WERE BANGING ARE DOING IT JUST FOR THE MONEY/MATERIAL THINGS THEY ARE GETTING FROM U.MAY BE THERE IS NO BONDING,CONNECTION OR TRUE LUV.A WOMAN THAT LOVE U WILL WANT TO SATISFY U SEXUALLY & WILL WANT U TO SATISFY HER.
..according to you...its love that will make her last for 70 mins or 2hrs non stop ...okay oooo..... i go love oooooo
Pets › Re: No Shades by advanceDNA: 4:56pm On Nov 08, 2022
Savageboy99:
Please guys do male kittens have nipples?
U no get nipples?? Ofcourse they have...
Romance › Re: My Dick Is Making Me Depressed Will I Ever Be Able To Make A Girl Mourn? by advanceDNA: 4:53pm On Nov 08, 2022
Bukola94:
BELIEVE U ME, I CAN DO MORE THAN THAT IF I DONT PUT MY MIND IN IT. I DONT KNOW THE SECRET ABOUT IT,BUT I LIKE GOOD FOOD,SLEEP WELL & EXERCISE.I AM A SPORT MAN & I LIKE FRUIT LIKE BANANA,PLANTAINS,WATER MELON,DATE PALM(LABIDUN),COCONUT & TIGER NUT.I TAKE A LOT OF SUGAR& THERE IS NO WEEK I DONT TAKE AGBO JEDIJEDI.AND I DRINK A LOT OF WATER TOO.PEOPLE WONT BELIEVE IF ANYONE SAID HE DOES 2HRS
Which kind of women do u people dig for 70mins .....women wey me i know dont have such sexual resilience....

To Ride dićk..3 mins max...them don quench...
Dig dem....10mins max...u will start hearing ....i want to pee, i want pee,...splash!!!!!! Them don weak for bed like yesterday ugwu leaf
Romance › Re: I Can Never Date A Guy With This - Pictured by advanceDNA: 4:37pm On Nov 08, 2022
Maysdevices:
You mean personally? Nah. I didn’t. I see your mentions all the time talking about non virgin ladies like they are dogs.

I get why a man wouldn’t want a woman that has been sexually compromised, even if fellow ladies might kill me for this, I get it.

However you men like to group all non virgins with dirty women who have no self control and it’s completely immature.


Some of them were in loving relationships, their men passed away
Some were raped
Some were deceived
Most girl that get into a relationship always believe their boyfriend will marry them because that’s what he promises, so they give it up.




Not all non virgins are promiscuous. That’s just my point. But these jokes are all a banter between little kids with small minds on nairaland so I get it.

This site is just different.
Lol.....i dont talk about non-virgin ladies like they are dogs...i may be emphatic but its because i belive the responsibility is on u women to close ur legs ....nit to not fvck every man u meet in the name of dating...some relationships dont last more than 3 to 6 months for gods sake

And check my post well....i always have a context...i usually mention very high body count with abortions to match ..because i know not all non-virgins fvcks around....
..
Still....let me tell u why this matter of women's body count is an issue in recent times..

When we were kids....when u hear prostitutés.. they are usually women in their 40s or 50s, looking like they just came out of oil used to fry akara, usually without husbands..living in brotels and collecting 500naira to 1k per fvk , .


Now, our colleagues, coursemates, neighbours
cousins, our girlfriends, and nieces are heavily into prostitutioń or what u call runs or hook up...17, 18, 20, 22, year olds....all for what??.iphone 13 and bone straight...

i dont expect a women to have more than 3 to 4 body counts if u still in your 20s....do u women fvck every man that toast u or date once u meet them coa i dont get how body count number hits the roof..?? If u do...then its ur fault...

The truth is...high body counts these day isnt because of breakups or dead partners anymore....people actually keep many partners and jump from.one dick/pyssy to another for the fun of it and greed...

.how does a women or man that has slept with over 20 partner actually settle down?? It not magic....a ring in the finger doesnt a person faithful....old habits die hard..... nobody wants a parter that keeps going back to fcvk their ex...
Romance › Re: I Can Never Date A Guy With This - Pictured by advanceDNA: 4:01pm On Nov 08, 2022
Maysdevices:
Fair enough
So were u raped?? U sounded like u took it person earlier...
Romance › Re: My Dick Is Making Me Depressed Will I Ever Be Able To Make A Girl Mourn? by advanceDNA: 4:00pm On Nov 08, 2022
Bukola94:
5.8INCHES IS OKAY.SOMETIMES IT IS NOT ABOUT LENGTH OF UR MANHOOD,STRENGTH&STAMINA,HOW U ARE DIGGING IT MAKES IT MORE EXCITING...HOW LONG U LAST BOOST UR CONFIDENCE TOO.LET SAY 1ST ROUND, U CUM AFTER 30MINS& U CONTINUE DIGGING FOR 40MINS& CUM AFTER.THAT IS MAX PLEASURE.UR WOMAN WILL CHERISH U.THE 1HR,1OMINS OF SEX, CONSIST OF pre-intimacy,KISSES&CARESS.WATER BREAK,U MAY EVEN GO PISS
Mama niyęn...
Digging...30 min, 40 mins....only you... 70mins

Romance › Re: I Can Never Date A Guy With This - Pictured by advanceDNA: 3:55pm On Nov 08, 2022
Blessedmercy8:
And mend don't bodyshame?

Men that always say a fat woman is a no no or a woman with big tommy looks like go tv remote are not body shaming?

Abeg leave the girl alone. She doesn't like what she doesn't want.
Gotv remote??....that's a new one

Thank you

Romance › Re: I Can Never Date A Guy With This - Pictured by advanceDNA: 3:53pm On Nov 08, 2022
Maysdevices:
How do you know the non virgin has slept with 20 men?

What if she was raped or disbelieving by just one man?

Marry your virgin in peace but no dey describe the rest of us like prostitutes.

Baba rest abeg
U said what if she was raped....obviously i'm not talking about raped women that still kept themselves after being raped.......
.the women that over 20men has slept with know themselves.
And i ddnt mention prostituteś...u are the one that call ur fellow women prostituteś just becos they have body count

mama rest abeg....
Romance › Re: I Can Never Date A Guy With This - Pictured by advanceDNA: 3:44pm On Nov 08, 2022
PoliteActivist:
Who gives a fucking fúck what you like!
Her opinion is not the problem....i am more worried about the Mod that thought this is front page worthy.....
Romance › Re: My Dick Is Making Me Depressed Will I Ever Be Able To Make A Girl Mourn? by advanceDNA: 3:26pm On Nov 08, 2022
Fedrick100:
What is it use for
No waste your money.....manage wateva God give you.....if you meet woman wey no be ur size....waka go front
Romance › Re: My Dick Is Making Me Depressed Will I Ever Be Able To Make A Girl Mourn? by advanceDNA: 1:30pm On Nov 08, 2022
NBAjunior:
I’m not good in head that’s the problem
Oga no kill yourself oooo.....
Dont blame yourself for another girl's past sex life style....many girls like limaqueen98 are used to fvcking dicks like yam, container of insecticide, and cassava....Some even fvck two men at the same time.... how will u satisfy girls lile these??

Experiece guys will tell u...one finger in the V and one finger or mouth on the nipple can make a girl moan and cum....how much more a díck..

Guy....no kill u sef...sex no hard.....no let women give u depression.....if u are not sexually compatible...find ur size go front.....
Romance › Re: I Can Never Date A Guy With This - Pictured by advanceDNA: 1:21pm On Nov 08, 2022
Limaqueen98:
before nko no be man disvirgin woman how you go come say you no go marry person were no be Virgin because no be you disvirgin am abeg shit make I see road clear this afternoon
U people should go and meet one of the numerous men u slept with to marry u naaa....why will an innocent man pay millions in bride price to settle with pvssy 20-30 other guys and entered and spit inside plus plenty abortion to match.....u sef reason am naa grin

If na ur son...i no say u go give am the right advice....but as na another person son....u want make settle with wimen 20 men has slept with.....


#No room for peace...vawulence only
Romance › Re: I Can Never Date A Guy With This - Pictured by advanceDNA:
Limaqueen98:
why yawa go gas
U seff know naaa.....On this forum ...Ur gender has been crying that only a virgin man should ask for a virgin..... that all those women that have been disvirgined....who will now marry them.....saying we have no right to choose


No be we send una mesaage make una no close una legs ooooo
Romance › Re: I Can Never Date A Guy With This - Pictured by advanceDNA: 12:25pm On Nov 08, 2022
Lol.....women and all the funny reasons they cant marry....

Make one man call virgin now.......yawa go gas grin
Romance › Re: My Dick Is Making Me Depressed Will I Ever Be Able To Make A Girl Mourn? by advanceDNA: 12:09pm On Nov 08, 2022
Limaqueen98 come amd carry your boyfriend...he said he cannot make u mourn
Travel › Re: General UK Visa Enquiries - Part 5 by advanceDNA: 12:00pm On Nov 08, 2022
Joy49101:
Pls I have been refused o and I don’t understand
They are saying spending 70k per month is not a true representation of your situation.... though she has no proof

and that u have not demonstrated ties to home that will make u return.... as if people human beings fall from sky and dont have families... as if only people with spouses and kids can visit uk and return.... the price we pay for being nigerian....

No overthink am...many of these ECO just get witchcraft....sometimes they only look for reasons not to give you...once an ECO assesses you case with only a rejection motive, any flimsy reason will be enough to say no.....


If u were not banned apply again with ur same salary.....ur job is enough reason that u will return home if u can get a recommendation from your office HR that u are going on vacation.....they just like vawulence.....
Romance › Re: Guys Can You Date A halfcast Trangender For 60k..cash Up Front? by advanceDNA: 11:35am On Nov 08, 2022
Limaqueen98:
AdvanceDNA come and answer this question
If u know my idea on lgbt and their band of weird murderfurkers...u wont call me here....

Besides u cant fake sexual attraction....so weda is 60k or 500 million dollars....i cant date who i'm not attracted to....
Family › Re: Update: How Can I Reduce The Hatred I Have For My Cousin Brother? by advanceDNA: 11:05am On Nov 08, 2022
U are just warning him.....?? A little bit of Vawulence should be allowed at this point...
Romance › Re: Man Cancels Marriage, As Fiancee Insist On 450k Wedding Gown by advanceDNA: 10:48am On Nov 08, 2022
Limaqueen98:
Are you for real you think I am talking it personal noo I don't do that I say whatever comes out of my mouth and that's all I have never been serious this is online not real life how can I let anything happen here to get into me
Anyways .. let the dragging continue....we have signed a memorandum of vawulence

Romance › Re: What Do I Do To Please My Boyfriend??? by advanceDNA: 10:40am On Nov 08, 2022
Limaqueen98:
lolz are you been serious right now I don't want any apologyoooo i am been kidding,following you around was just to cruise on you that's all
Okay...let the cruise continue then.....no parent insult please....i dont drag peoples fathers and mothers
Romance › Re: Man Cancels Marriage, As Fiancee Insist On 450k Wedding Gown by advanceDNA: 10:38am On Nov 08, 2022
Limaqueen98:
And you are pain about that,is it your money that we are begging for why is it paining you na, I think I will have to sue you for this your statement
Like i said all cruise and jokes...u are the one takimg it personal and forming solidarity for your gender...go and face cadidlády a woman like you spewing real hateful things against children just because of their gender...
Romance › Re: Man Cancels Marriage, As Fiancee Insist On 450k Wedding Gown by advanceDNA: 10:26am On Nov 08, 2022
Limaqueen98:
before nko why I no go follow you come here? Your stating things that you are saying,that is not how it is so try and change your view about women
My views about u are true...not false....andnits just cruise and jokes....they are based on existing happenings and real experiences of people..... attend comedy shows and see how genders are roast each eachother .... no biggie

That candidgiŕl that speaks hateful things about men here and even davido son that died recently..u never stoped her...that shows your level of hypocrisy

Ur gender will rather beg a man money for 250k wig and 700k phone than buy it with ur money.....its not bashing ...its fact...

And its hurts u because u know it true.... sue me
Education › Re: Emmanuella Mayaki Gains US University Admission by advanceDNA: 10:20am On Nov 08, 2022
See better pikin making her parents proud... while some come on nairaland looking for simps to pay their bills......one will mention me now

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