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Travel › Re: General UK Visa Enquiries - Part 5 by advanceDNA: 10:45am On Nov 15, 2022
lilfreezy:
What does NSF mean?
Non-straight foward
Romance › Re: It's Nonsensical To Spend So Much On Sex - Men Please Stop It by advanceDNA: 8:32am On Nov 15, 2022
A prostituté Pvssy is a pvssy that belongs to everybody ....whoever pays can have it...tht spit inide, they cum inside, they do watever thy want.......e no worth pass 5k.....if u pay more than 5k ...u are cheating urself....
Health › Re: Help! I'm Having Eye Redness.. by advanceDNA: 8:08am On Nov 15, 2022
justicechichex:
So guys, some dust particles entered my eyes three days ago and it's actually disturbing me especially the right eye as the redness keeps increasing although it's really not that painful.

Please suggest solutions even if it's the orthodox way.
Oga go buy chloramphenicol eyedrop..use am mor ing afternoon night..3 days max...your eyes go clear...... some pple use honey....but the problem is fake honey made with sugar are too many out there.... putting sugar in your eyes is like manually inducing cataract
Romance › Re: Should I Marry Her? by advanceDNA: 9:55pm On Nov 14, 2022
udofia234:
Na wetin dey give me headache be that oh!!!
If you fit turn to mumu shaa....na the only way marriage with woman wey dey significantly older and richer than u fit work
Romance › Re: My Former Female Teacher Accepts To Date Me by advanceDNA: 9:25pm On Nov 14, 2022
VictorDivine:
dey knack her steadily but don't attach emotions to her overused vagina and when due, use her for rituals.
This kind vawulence don enter demonic level

Bros calm down ooo
Romance › Re: Should I Marry Her? by advanceDNA: 9:20pm On Nov 14, 2022
udofia234:
Good evening my people!!!

I know I can always count on your wonderful advice!!!


October this year I met this lady in one of our church programs and we became friends, from that friendship something deeper started and its eventually growing to become marriage.

Guys there is an issue at hand, she's older than me with 7years, she is rich and own her own business, house and other properties but she's not married, she just relocated from the US early this year before we met, Guys she's being nice and I won't hide that!!!



When she mentioned marriage I told her am not buoyant enough for an elaborate wedding that she wanted , she offered to sponsor everything, she even offered to buy me suit if I don't have the money to buy, she said she will carry everything from her side and my side. Guys all my life I've never met a lady like this!!! I'm scared and at the same time short of words!!! she's a worker , decent , respectful.

I rejected that offer because of my integrity as a man, she might want to use that against me in the future!!! Though I love her but u know women and their attitude, she might say I married her because of her wealth!!! Pls should I agree to it or reject this tempting offer and looking at it I'm in my early 30s and I really wanna get married.

At least I'm okay but not rich like her, and most times she offers me expensive gifts which I rejected , I have never collected any gift from her, the day I took her out payed the bills.

pls help me my able nairalanders!!!!
The matter hard oooo.... for women this is God has answered their prayer...but as a man...my guy....no go enter marriage wey u no go fit talk oooo....if small fight happen, she go dey remind you of how she paid for your suit and how ungrateful u are..... me i no dey ooooo
Romance › Re: Would You Rather Confess To Cheating Or Keep Mute by advanceDNA: 9:12pm On Nov 14, 2022
marlow1962:
Imagine u come my front dy tell me “baby am sorry I cheated on u, forgive me pls”
The kind deck wer I go deck u fr eye eh sad
grin
Romance › Re: Man's Inhumanity To Man. by advanceDNA: 8:50pm On Nov 14, 2022
Chenult:
Last Week, one of the two hotels I submitted my application called. On getting there, I realized the only vacancy they had was security post against the laundry I put - which I neglected and went home.

It was past 5:00 PM this evening when I got their call again, asking for my presence. To which I hurriedly showered and rushed down. On getting there, one of the supervisors and the laundry man was asking how perfect I am in laundry work and if I have worked with industrial machines, to which I replied in the affirmative, and narrated my expertise in the field.

Just as I was about to be led to the laundry room to put my skill into practice, the wicked director that should be in his 50s asked what I wanted; I had barely finished greeting him when he hurriedly said, and I quote; “Go! Go!! I don't want this guy here, Go!" Even the staffs were shocked because they have vacancy in the laundry dept, and there was no justification to their boss's outburst. Without blinking an eyelid, I confidently walked out of the hotel premesis.

Since I got home, I have been reminiscing on why some human beings can be so mean and wicked. Anyway, I plan on going back to the other adjacent hotel to ask if there's vacancy in the laundry dept (even though my CV is with them) who knows I might be lucky.


Either way, I believe I will surely get employed before December. God no go shame me.
Baba see say your your head dey untouchable for ritual.....the baba para grin
Travel › Re: UK Skilled Worker Visa / Health And Care Worker Visa / Qualified Teacher Route by advanceDNA: 8:47pm On Nov 14, 2022
Who has pounds to sell...
Romance › Re: . by advanceDNA: 8:46pm On Nov 14, 2022
Brooklyn4me:
a dark side of falling in love is allowing physical appearance of the person to be more important than common sense if you know what I mean. A man could look as attractive as a calendar model and have the nastiest attitude and behavior.
Thats why one should not look for superficial qualities in a partner.... but we are all too moved by looks and outward perfection...
Romance › Re: . by advanceDNA:
Nia69:
I personally think it's forgetting your worth as a person. Unhealthy attachment styles and being vulnerable.

What do you think?

If you think it doesn't have a bad side, share your opinion. smiley
If you meet the wrong person...Falling in love opens u to hurt, exploitation, and even losses which may include yourself, dreams/ambitions
Health › Re: Dna by advanceDNA:
The child will likely be fathered by the ex she was fvcking before she switch her yasnh to a new partner.....its that simple...if her wakabout no too much she should be able to know who the father is without a DNA test....

Are the guys she was fvcking that many at the same period that she needs to troubleshoot DNA test for a likely ex.....

abi which kind wahala be this..


where una dey see all this kind women
Romance › Re: Man Makes Girlfriend Lose Her Job As Payback For Cheating On Him by advanceDNA: 6:21pm On Nov 14, 2022
alimiadedayo1:
esu is not satan ignorance is affecting your understanding and which I have explain to you but it seems you dont want to be enlightened.. Lucifer in the bible is not the same esu in the yoruba mythology you can only put esu in the rank of Ogun, oya, Sango not the real devil who control them all
Lol....ignorance is affecting me because i said 2 gę 4.....u people take things too serious on nairaland...same with the other guy....u nairaland people like to be pedantic quick to show off some knowlege to someone that isnt even interested and just joking around
Romance › Re: Man Makes Girlfriend Lose Her Job As Payback For Cheating On Him by advanceDNA: 4:10pm On Nov 14, 2022
toprealman:
Irrelevant conclusion often associated with kids.
Lol.....jáwéjurá
Travel › Re: UK Skilled Worker Visa / Health And Care Worker Visa / Qualified Teacher Route by advanceDNA: 3:36pm On Nov 14, 2022
TesiB:
Is it Sponsor's postcode?

I don't think it will allow for Sponsor's address cos it asked for a code.
Thats what i meant....ask ur employer for the post code...if u sont have the address..but it should be on your appointment letter
Romance › Re: Man Makes Girlfriend Lose Her Job As Payback For Cheating On Him by advanceDNA: 3:01pm On Nov 14, 2022
toprealman:
Because kids have nothing else to offer so they keep giving. You don't buy age from any market.
assuming u are older than everyone is stupidity and pride....if u dont want to comment dont comment.....
Romance › Re: My Husband Is Disrespecting Me by advanceDNA: 2:59pm On Nov 14, 2022
Nicenancy:
I lost my job last year. Before this, I was providing for my husband and child. About a month ago, I was added onto my secondary School Whatsapp platform . Two weeks ago, my husband saw I had made a paltery 1,300 naira contribution towards an old school welfare project via the Whatsapp platform and hell has broken lose in the house . Saying, we are in hard times and that I should have informed him bla bla bla. Now he has exited me from the page without my authorization and warned me to never rejoin that page. I feel so disrespected. Please advise me
he felt what u spent money on was not needed or could have been avoided....all na lack of money....one of the major cause of fight after infidelity...

.on a normal day such expense wouldnt have been an issue when enough cash was coming in...micromanaging is annoying everytime, from the home to an office environment...

No vex.....no overthink the matter
Politics › Re: David Hundeyin: Deloitte Denies Knowledge Of Tinubu Ever Being Its Employee by advanceDNA: 2:23pm On Nov 14, 2022
obyno82:
Dude this is different from AIT, this one would sell in a law court and will be admitted as circumstantial evidence against him to be disqualified based on forgery. Now Late Gani Fawehinmi has been proven right after all
U guys are just wasting time...tinubu followers are motivated by financial gain, not the betterment of nigeria....
.if u like show video he killed a human being and cook the flesh....they dont care.....imagine FFK following APC and supporting tinubu ...they are all party members including the ones on nairaland....
He has enough to bribe the justice department just as he bribed his way in the primaries....

.. if the nepa bill president ran for the highest public seat twice and won.....thats to tell u how far gone Nigeria is...
Travel › Re: UK Skilled Worker Visa / Health And Care Worker Visa / Qualified Teacher Route by advanceDNA: 2:11pm On Nov 14, 2022
TesiB:
Dear All,

Please what is the best option for this as I don't know the uk post office to use.
Can i choose my sponsor? it's asking for ACL code for Sponsor as collection point.
U can use ur sponsor address...
Romance › Re: Groom Cancels Wedding, Demands For Refund After Discovering Bride Has 2 Kids by advanceDNA: 2:07pm On Nov 14, 2022
Kaytixy:
what if na CS the woman take born. How you wan take know?
Na that one even simple pass na...u go see the cut line below the belly button.....
Romance › Re: Groom Cancels Wedding, Demands For Refund After Discovering Bride Has 2 Kids by advanceDNA: 11:21am On Nov 14, 2022
womenareapezz:
Para venture you married and your wife had a child you don't know about but later found out.

I believe you would be easy, or apply the easy bro attitude undecided
Para what??

Romance › Re: Should A Person Cut Off Their Single Friends Because They Are Now Married? by advanceDNA: 11:08am On Nov 14, 2022
HarlequinLekex:
[color=#009900]Should a person cut off their single friends because they are now married?[/color]
U dknt have to cut them off completely ...but u gats stop engaging in the fun u used to do with them as a single person especially if y'all were living on the wild side....

U don marry u still dey follow your friendship go club where una dey dance like oloshó... dey jam alhaji wey dey pay 300k per night....haba naaa...

U be guy...u still dey follow your single friends go where babes dey shèdí bálá bálá after work on friday....Well done...u are the one looking for temptation to fall into...

But u can always do other things together....
Celebrities › Re: Jasmine Okafor, Mr. Ibu Daughter's 9-Month Marriage Ends by advanceDNA: 10:52am On Nov 14, 2022
Single father dey disguise.....


. all these pple hiding past children info before signing marriage certificate should be sentenced to 3 years in prison..
Romance › Re: Groom Cancels Wedding, Demands For Refund After Discovering Bride Has 2 Kids by advanceDNA: 10:48am On Nov 14, 2022
mrsage:
Your IQ is very low
Nooooo..thats an insult to people with low IQ..



How canada and USA enter the matter still baffles me...
Romance › Re: Groom Cancels Wedding, Demands For Refund After Discovering Bride Has 2 Kids by advanceDNA: 10:47am On Nov 14, 2022
Naijaisshitho:
Another thread to show how Nigerian men are useless. This can never happen in a saner clime like USA or Canada. Just because a woman didn't tell you she has kids From previous marriage, you decided to cut it off? For someone who's living in Nigeria, is he supposed to have a choice? This thread reeks of nonsense

Romance › Re: Groom Cancels Wedding, Demands For Refund After Discovering Bride Has 2 Kids by advanceDNA: 10:44am On Nov 14, 2022
JooEeL:
The parents of single mothers dont want their own sons to marry single mothers too.

No b juju b dat? grin
Na so women be oooo grin
Romance › Re: Groom Cancels Wedding, Demands For Refund After Discovering Bride Has 2 Kids by advanceDNA: 10:33am On Nov 14, 2022
...... dont let any woman guilt trip you into goimg for a single mother


single mothers seff dont want themselves.. they want guys with no children
Education › Re: Please Help Me To Solve This Lantern Qantitative Reasoning Question Test 1 Page4 by advanceDNA: 9:37am On Nov 14, 2022
/100 + /49 = 10+7=17

/9 + /121= 3+11=14

16)3
17)81
18)25
19)25
Crime › Re: Day-old Baby Wrapped With An Umbilical Cord Found In Front Of A Mosque In Bida by advanceDNA: 9:26am On Nov 14, 2022
Hookup people
Romance › Re: Man Makes Girlfriend Lose Her Job As Payback For Cheating On Him by advanceDNA: 9:24am On Nov 14, 2022
realestate99:
Lol, for someone that says Satan is only about tricks with no other power, there is little to really talk about.
Go read your bible....the devil is just a deceiver...he cant even make u do anything if you really dont want to
Romance › Re: Man Makes Girlfriend Lose Her Job As Payback For Cheating On Him by advanceDNA: 9:15am On Nov 14, 2022
realestate99:
This really shows your Bible reading abilities, your latest utterance shows this conversation shouldn't have taken place initially.
Lol....you take things too serious...shows why u are Condescending....bible seff u no know
Romance › Re: Man Makes Girlfriend Lose Her Job As Payback For Cheating On Him by advanceDNA: 9:07am On Nov 14, 2022
realestate99:
Lol, so if a dog behaves like Tiger does it make it a Tiger? Asides from the tricky nature of Esu, most of his other attributes/ functions according to ifa are too dissimilar from the biblical bible, asides from being a prankster, he has no power or guile to be compared to the biblical Satan.
Which power does biblical satan have??... he's just a deceiver or trickster too....nothing more

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